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(UPI)   Woman realizes childhood fantasy by spending summer dressed as mermaid. Story is wrapped up in local newspaper   (upi.com) divider line 107
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2012-08-06 05:55:47 PM  
standing in line at the super market i'd gladly welcome the distraction of adults dressed as ninjas, princesses, cowboys and fire men. life is short and we make it far too boring.
 
2012-08-06 05:57:21 PM  
She may not be the most beautiful mermaid ever, but for an old broad to do this and to have a pirate man? There is a certain level of hotness there that cannot be denied. Episcopalian Accountants will never know their kind of freedom.
 
2012-08-06 06:00:45 PM  
Never to late to dress in rubber and bring the sexy.
 
2012-08-06 06:02:40 PM  

Sticky Hands: Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...

yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 644x488]


WTF am I looking at?
The bottom Chick(?) looks like a giant pumpkin.
Ill be damned if i would ever carve her up...
 
2012-08-06 06:04:15 PM  

lemortede: Sticky Hands: Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...

yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 644x488]

WTF am I looking at?
The bottom Chick(?) looks like a giant pumpkin.
Ill be damned if i would ever carve her up...


I think that's suppose to Final Fantasy X. Yeah, I night with that and it will be your final fantasy...
 
2012-08-06 06:10:41 PM  

Charlie Chingas: lemortede: Sticky Hands: Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...

yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 644x488]

WTF am I looking at?
The bottom Chick(?) looks like a giant pumpkin.
Ill be damned if i would ever carve her up...

I think that's suppose to Final Fantasy X. Yeah, I night with that and it will be your final fantasy...


I was leaning towards Final Fat-assey 10(stones)
 
2012-08-06 06:11:48 PM  

robohobo: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


Came to supply this. Glad it wasn't necessary.

/Oh Fark, how I love thee...
 
2012-08-06 06:12:04 PM  
I'll just leave this here:

Link
 
2012-08-06 06:12:05 PM  
I have no problem with someone playing out their fantasy, but to be a true mermaid, you have to get rid of the farking nose clip! It ruins the whole thing... Learn not to breath in water like the millions of others damn it.
 
2012-08-06 06:12:50 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Charlie Chingas: lemortede: Sticky Hands: Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...

yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 644x488]

WTF am I looking at?
The bottom Chick(?) looks like a giant pumpkin.
Ill be damned if i would ever carve her up...

I think that's suppose to Final Fantasy X. Yeah, I night with that and it will be your final fantasy...

I was leaning towards Final Fat-assey 10(stones)


The sad part: I would fap to something like that :(

/can't help myself
//I snortled out loud.
 
2012-08-06 06:18:23 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

As a palette cleanser and all....
 
2012-08-06 06:19:09 PM  
Very nice headline, Subby (although it may have passed over the heads of a few Farkers)
 
2012-08-06 06:19:53 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

As a palette cleanser and all....


there is something appropriate about a user named LEO posting that picture.
 
2012-08-06 06:26:40 PM  
meh . . .

medusirena.com
 
2012-08-06 06:29:47 PM  
That story is full of beluga.
 
2012-08-06 06:31:25 PM  

lemortede: Sticky Hands: Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...

yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 644x488]

WTF am I looking at?
The bottom Chick(?) looks like a giant pumpkin.
Ill be damned if i would ever carve her up...


She certainly has some big ole gourds hanging there
 
2012-08-06 06:37:12 PM  

iheartarchimedes: She may not be the most beautiful mermaid ever, but for an old broad to do this and to have a pirate man? There is a certain level of hotness there that cannot be denied. Episcopalian Accountants will never know their kind of freedom.


So true.
 
2012-08-06 06:37:29 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

As a palette cleanser and all....


Yep.

img.ezinemark.com
 
2012-08-06 06:41:19 PM  
Came for the SNL references, leaving satisfied. Also:

i305.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2012-08-06 06:41:45 PM  
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

Was it this chick?

TL/DR
 
2012-08-06 06:44:51 PM  

Sticky Hands: yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....


I don't know, there is something kind of hilarious about a Rikku who's that fat. At least she's not a big hairy dude I guess. Or playing FFX-2 Rikku. Yikes.
 
2012-08-06 06:52:45 PM  
This is why sailors saw manatees and thought they were mermaids
 
2012-08-06 06:59:05 PM  
Something smells fishy about this one
 
2012-08-06 07:02:11 PM  
With chips?
 
2012-08-06 07:05:46 PM  

Sticky Hands: Charlie Chingas: fusillade762: Saw this on the news to other night. The local news morons said she was LARPing. *facepalm*

Larping is the sound a fatty makes when hitting the water...

yo dawg, I heard you like LARPing, so....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 644x488]


What the hell, man??? Why would you do that???
 
2012-08-06 07:07:23 PM  

gerbilpox: Came for the SNL references, leaving satisfied. Also:

[i305.photobucket.com image 525x383]

/oblig


Not the stupid way around.

/obvious
 
2012-08-06 07:27:52 PM  

gerbilpox: Came for the SNL references, leaving satisfied. Also:

[i305.photobucket.com image 525x383]

/oblig


the mermaid still appears to have a mouth, yo. And call me a pathetic sap - I think I'd actually enjoy company from time to time. Talking to a fish head would get pretty boring, pretty quick. The reverse-mermaid would probably also die pretty quick, as it wouldn't be able to swim worth a damn. At least a normal mermaid can swim - and has arms. Which means she could maybe take me to the next island over, where some different type of mythical mutant may exist to add to the menagerie.
 
2012-08-06 07:56:18 PM  

pdrake: meh . . .

[medusirena.com image 506x480]


I just saw her last Saturday, pretty nice!
 
2012-08-06 08:11:51 PM  
Did you have the chips too? ;)
 
2012-08-06 08:12:39 PM  

Indubitably: Did you have the chips too? ;)


P.S. Subtxt sunk.
 
2012-08-06 08:15:26 PM  
Let's hope this doesn't spawn a movement.
 
2012-08-06 08:16:31 PM  
Photoshop this wayfaring walrus.
 
2012-08-06 08:21:51 PM  

parahaps: Photoshop this wayfaring walrus.


"Please let me be breef, 'dese are my teef..."
 
2012-08-06 08:41:33 PM  

IamAwake: gerbilpox: Came for the SNL references, leaving satisfied. Also:

[i305.photobucket.com image 525x383]

/oblig

the mermaid still appears to have a mouth, yo. And call me a pathetic sap - I think I'd actually enjoy company from time to time. Talking to a fish head would get pretty boring, pretty quick. The reverse-mermaid would probably also die pretty quick, as it wouldn't be able to swim worth a damn. At least a normal mermaid can swim - and has arms. Which means she could maybe take me to the next island over, where some different type of mythical mutant may exist to add to the menagerie.


I agree. The regular mermaid has a few ways she can keep a man happy and is able to carry on a conversation.
 
2012-08-06 08:47:10 PM  
Mermaids are mammals.
 
2012-08-06 08:55:25 PM  

the_chief: Mermaids are mammals.


mermaids are mythical creatures, and thus phylogenetics would tend to disagree with you. Were one to sequence the DNA of a mermaid, one would find they are most closely related (taxonomically speaking) to air, the color yellow, and the concept of separate-yet-equal.
 
2012-08-06 08:55:26 PM  
HEY GUYS HAS ANYONE MADE THE JOKE ABOUT WHICH KIND OF MERMAID YOU'D REALLY WANT? KNOWWHATIMEANAMIRITE?
 
2012-08-06 09:34:04 PM  
first mermaid if your into blow jobs
second mermaid if you want your dick bitten off

oh wait there's the sex

shiat i'd take either cause i'm ghay
 
2012-08-06 09:38:04 PM  
"Sheeeit. Gimme some damn fish dicks."
allhiphop.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-06 10:01:38 PM  
There's a bar in Sacramento with mermaids in a tank, Dive Bar.

Maybe she can find a more permanent position.
 
2012-08-06 10:07:18 PM  

IamAwake: the_chief: Mermaids are mammals.

mermaids are mythical creatures, and thus phylogenetics would tend to disagree with you. Were one to sequence the DNA of a mermaid, one would find they are most closely related (taxonomically speaking) to air, the color yellow, and the concept of separate-yet-equal.


"Yellow is the sun."

He stood up.

"You gonna fark with the sun?"
 
2012-08-06 10:08:38 PM  

Bondith: Because of the Internet, they need to point this out.

Kid, if you think that's weird, do yourself a favour and never Google Otherkin.


fark you. that is all
 
2012-08-06 10:09:55 PM  

Indubitably: IamAwake: the_chief: Mermaids are mammals.

mermaids are mythical creatures, and thus phylogenetics would tend to disagree with you. Were one to sequence the DNA of a mermaid, one would find they are most closely related (taxonomically speaking) to air, the color yellow, and the concept of separate-yet-equal.

"Yellow is the sun."

He stood up.

"You gonna fark with the sun?"


"Somehow, just then, the power went out.

They looked around and wondered: wtf just happened?"

They wondered for a thousand years...
 
2012-08-06 10:16:22 PM  
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, she was 2 stories wide if she was a foot.
 
2012-08-06 10:31:51 PM  

invisbob: Bondith: Because of the Internet, they need to point this out.

Kid, if you think that's weird, do yourself a favour and never Google Otherkin.

fark you. that is all


I told you not to Google that.
 
2012-08-06 11:18:13 PM  

LordOfThePings: The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. I got about 50 feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, she was 2 stories wide if she was a foot.


Your simile sucks, man.
 
2012-08-06 11:32:02 PM  
Ok, did NOT come here for Nazi furries...

Q. Does the little mermaid wear an algae-bra?
 
2012-08-06 11:38:17 PM  

PunGent: Ok, did NOT come here for Nazi furries...

Q. Does the little mermaid wear an algae-bra?


A. I dunno Alex, does label dumb?
 
2012-08-06 11:39:28 PM  

Indubitably: PunGent: Ok, did NOT come here for Nazi furries...

Q. Does the little mermaid wear an algae-bra?

A. I dunno Alex, does label dumb?


P.S. My moobs contain more man than you will ever be, apparently?
 
2012-08-07 12:55:20 AM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: PunGent: Ok, did NOT come here for Nazi furries...

Q. Does the little mermaid wear an algae-bra?

A. I dunno Alex, does label dumb?

P.S. My moobs contain more man than you will ever be, apparently?


Please, deIntelligent yourself. This is not a hate message, but english will be spoken online. DeCrazy, for a message missed is a message best not given.
 
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