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2012-08-06 03:53:10 PM  
I don't think even fellow robots like Mittbot3000. For some extra hilarity for your Monday, I was having a conversation with someone who actually said to me, "Mitt Romney is a notorious liberal."

Let that sink in for a while, if it doesn't cause your brain to explode.
 
2012-08-06 03:53:13 PM  

thomps: what_now: Jackson Herring: Weaver95: does anyone actually like Romney? if he didn't have money, nobody would even talk to the guy.

I had a gun store owner tying himself in knots this weekend trying to justify to me why he was voting for the guy who singed the AWB in Mass. These people will do literally anything to get the White House white again.

I went to a little girl's birthday party, and an 11 year old girl told me she didn't like Obama because her parents said he took all their money.

Of course, she's all 11 year old girl, so I didn't go any further.

that's why i stopped going to 11 year old girls' birthday parties - the droll political conversations. also the court order.


LOL!!

This was my dad's fault. He wanted to 1) biatch about Romney being a snob and 2) complain about the fact that Obama hasn't given him free health care. I was trying to explain to my father how Congress worked, but we were standing in a patch of grass that was apparently where the slip n slide was going to be set up, so we had wee little listeners.
 
2012-08-06 03:53:34 PM  
What's there to like?
 
2012-08-06 03:54:00 PM  

Weaver95: Maybe that's why he was dressing like a state cop and puling people over. He just wanted to talk.

well that's better than his catholic school girl outfit.


Are people more or less likely to pull over for someone they think is a cop, or someone they think is a Catholic schoolgirl? Why? Discuss amongst yourselves.
 
2012-08-06 03:54:32 PM  
Obama, a person close to him told me, didn't even feel this strongly about conservative, combative House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, the Hill Republican he disliked the most. At least Cantor stood for something, he'd say.

Romney is a nihilist. At least Republicanism is an ethos.
 
2012-08-06 03:54:37 PM  

xanadian: " At least Cantor stood for something, he'd say."

OH FREAKIN' SNAP!


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2012-08-06 03:55:08 PM  

Dogberry: toraque: The only people that actually do like Romney are corporations.

And even that is far from universal.


Even Sheldon Adelson (one of RoMONEY's biggest SugarDaddies) is having a spat with his would-be White House puppet. Sheldon demands that Mitt issue a pardon for Johnathan Pollard (the guy who spied on the US for Israel) the moment after he's sworn in, but even RoMONEY knows how much of a campaign-killer that would be.

Looks like the tycoons are starting to get a bit troubled about the GOP's chances this Fall and wanting to call in their markers early.
 
2012-08-06 03:56:35 PM  

Somacandra: What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.


If you ask nicely he might put in a call to Bill Clinton to find you one.
 
2012-08-06 03:57:04 PM  
If this is true, the debates are going to be...interesting. I can't imagine Obama holding anything back against Romney, where with McCain Obama had wide latitude to keep the kid gloves on since by that point he already had the election in the bag.
 
2012-08-06 03:57:05 PM  
Mayo please!
 
2012-08-06 03:58:01 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

NOBODY LIKES MITT ROMNEY!!!
 
2012-08-06 04:00:30 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Cantor is FAR worse than Romney. If that farking weasel runs for president I will get politically involved to try to ensure he fails miserably.

I dislike Eric Cantor more than any other current Republican in office and far more than I dislike Romney. No one deserves to be repeatedly cockpunched than Eric Cantor, except for maybe Dick Cheney.


Agreed. Cantor is the biggest piece of sh*t out there, and that's REALLY saying something.
 
2012-08-06 04:02:02 PM  

what_now: I went to a little girl's birthday party, and an 11 year old girl told me she didn't like Obama because her parents said he took all their money.

Of course, she's all 11 year old girl, so I didn't go any further.



In one more year, she'll be as qualified to write fiscal policy and dictate to the GOP as much as Grover Norquist.
 
2012-08-06 04:02:10 PM  

Somacandra: On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.



You know which parties policies you have listed as Obama's wins? Early access to Obamacare? Using the word Obamacare when defending the new healthcare bill? Hmmmmm.

/maybe a troll?
 
2012-08-06 04:02:12 PM  

what_now: This was my dad's fault. He wanted to 1) biatch about Romney being a snob and 2) complain about the fact that Obama hasn't given him free health care. I was trying to explain to my father how Congress worked, but we were standing in a patch of grass that was apparently where the slip n slide was going to be set up, so we had wee little listeners.


did you go on the slip n slide
 
2012-08-06 04:02:13 PM  

Weaver95: vartian: Weaver95: does anyone actually like Romney? if he didn't have money, nobody would even talk to the guy.

Maybe that's why he was dressing like a state cop and puling people over. He just wanted to talk.

well that's better than his catholic school girl outfit.


Awww, feck. Now I need mind bleach...
 
2012-08-06 04:02:25 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Who does?


Damn you! Beat me to it!!

/Shakes tiny fist...
 
2012-08-06 04:03:20 PM  

that bosnian sniper: If this is true, the debates are going to be...interesting. I can't imagine Obama holding anything back against Romney, where with McCain Obama had wide latitude to keep the kid gloves on since by that point he already had the election in the bag.


In order to avoid direct questions, Romney will insist that he and Obama not be on the stage at the same time.
 
2012-08-06 04:03:32 PM  

TV's Vinnie: what_now: I went to a little girl's birthday party, and an 11 year old girl told me she didn't like Obama because her parents said he took all their money.

Of course, she's all 11 year old girl, so I didn't go any further.


In one more year, she'll be as qualified to write fiscal policy and dictate to the GOP as much as Grover Norquist.


the 11 year old would probably have more legislative experience though.
 
2012-08-06 04:03:49 PM  

Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent
Romney is a competent guy, if only he was more likeable

/When it comes to a president, do you prefer ability or affability?


2/10, might get a few bites. Try harder next time, champ.
 
2012-08-06 04:06:14 PM  

Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent
Romney is a competent guy, if only he was more likeable

/When it comes to a president, do you prefer ability or affability?



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2012-08-06 04:06:44 PM  
If you've ever seen the man dance with a horse, it's hard not to love him.
 
2012-08-06 04:07:57 PM  

FlashHarry: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent
Romney is a competent guy, if only he was more likeable

/When it comes to a president, do you prefer ability or affability?

romney? competent? ROFL.

obama, on the other hand, passed the first serious universal healthcare reform ever while also passing financial reform, overturning DADT, passing the stimulus, and killing osama bin laden. and unlike the rest of the world, which is collapsing under austerity measures, we're experiencing economic growth... all this was achieved while republicans were unified against him and actively trying to destroy the US economy to improve their political position.

i'd say that's farking competent.


I'll second this...

Obama may not be the second coming of Christ, but he deserves some serious credit. He fixed a lot the last guy farked up, or he's in the process of fixing it, he completed the job the last guy left on the table back in 2002. On top of that, he's finally been able to pass some of his own promised projects. Incompetent? No way. God, you'd think that even if people didn't like him, they'd at least admit that he's not doing all that poorly.
 
2012-08-06 04:08:27 PM  

Jackson Herring: what_now: This was my dad's fault. He wanted to 1) biatch about Romney being a snob and 2) complain about the fact that Obama hasn't given him free health care. I was trying to explain to my father how Congress worked, but we were standing in a patch of grass that was apparently where the slip n slide was going to be set up, so we had wee little listeners.

did you go on the slip n slide


No, because we couldn't get it to work, and we were all wrestling with the hose, and...there was a pool. We just hopped in the pool.
 
2012-08-06 04:08:31 PM  

xtragrind: You know which parties policies you have listed as Obama's wins?


The Democrats. Wait, did you want to know which parties platitudes those ideas line up with, or which party actually proposed and passed them?
 
2012-08-06 04:09:45 PM  
"At least Cantor stood for something, he'd say."

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2012-08-06 04:10:08 PM  

tnpir: [deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

NOBODY LIKES MITT ROMNEY!!!


not even Mitt Romney.
 
2012-08-06 04:10:20 PM  

Somacandra: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent

On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.


I started typing a rebuttal but then stopped because you're not interested in reality.
 
2012-08-06 04:10:24 PM  

Weaver95: FloydA: Weaver95: FloydA: Weaver95: vartian: Weaver95: does anyone actually like Romney? if he didn't have money, nobody would even talk to the guy.

Maybe that's why he was dressing like a state cop and puling people over. He just wanted to talk.

well that's better than his catholic school girl outfit.

I really did not need that image in my head.

don't forget to add the pigtails and the cute pink little ribbons in his hair.


Come on, man, I'm hung over. Show some mercy.

ok, i'll leave out the knee socks.


I swear if you mention saddle shoes I'll....

[BLEARGH!]

...too late.
 
2012-08-06 04:10:45 PM  
Normally you could say that at least his dog likes him, but in Rmoneys case I am not so sure that would even work.
 
2012-08-06 04:10:56 PM  

Weaver95: does anyone actually like Romney? if he didn't have money, nobody would even talk to the guy.


He really is the Michael Scott of candidates. Or Andy.
 
2012-08-06 04:12:07 PM  

vartian: Obama, a person close to him told me, didn't even feel this strongly about conservative, combative House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, the Hill Republican he disliked the most. At least Cantor stood for something, he'd say.

Also, this.


Lemme quote Imus directly from a Grantland piece on WFAN when talking about Romney: "That's the phoniest son of a b*tch I've ever met in my life."

That's Romney in a nutshell.
 
2012-08-06 04:12:21 PM  

gulogulo: Weaver95: does anyone actually like Romney? if he didn't have money, nobody would even talk to the guy.

He really is the Michael Scott of candidates. Or Andy.


Definitely Andy. When it came down to it, Michael Scott was a good salesman, and he genuinely cared about his employees. Except Toby, of course.
 
2012-08-06 04:12:33 PM  

Bontesla: Somacandra: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent

On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.

I started typing a rebuttal but then stopped because you're not interested in reality.


I am interested in reality. Go ahead and rebut, I'd like to see if you can.
 
2012-08-06 04:12:33 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: If you've ever seen the man dance with a horse, it's hard not to love him.


Yeah but he doesn't get invited to the cool horse's dance parties.
 
2012-08-06 04:12:53 PM  

the biggest redneck here: AdolfOliverPanties: Cantor is FAR worse than Romney. If that farking weasel runs for president I will get politically involved to try to ensure he fails miserably.

I dislike Eric Cantor more than any other current Republican in office and far more than I dislike Romney. No one deserves to be repeatedly cockpunched than Eric Cantor, except for maybe Dick Cheney.

Agreed. Cantor is the biggest piece of sh*t out there, and that's REALLY saying something.


See, Romney is actually worse. Imagine a man falls down in the street. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that a liberal's political philosophy means he would offer to help the guy up. Let's also say, for the sake of argument, that Cantor's repugnant political philosophy means he would kick the guy as he walked past. Romney would remember that conservatives do something to a guy on the ground and would end up stabbing the man to death because he just isn't sure but he does his awkward laugh while he does it so people know he's got good intentions.

A total lack of beliefs like Romney's means he has absolutely no sense of right or wrong. If Congress put a bill in font of him called "Kill All Puppies and Kittens Because Fark You, That's Why" Romney would sign it if he thought it wouldn't hurt his reelection chances.
 
2012-08-06 04:13:24 PM  
Good
 
2012-08-06 04:13:56 PM  

fenianfark: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent
Romney is a competent guy, if only he was more likeable

/When it comes to a president, do you prefer ability or affability?


You can't hire mexican's to be president for you so Mitt is out.The GOP hates Obama because he is too competent at getting what you wants.
 
2012-08-06 04:14:17 PM  

Somacandra: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent

On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.



I just wish he would bring some donuts.
 
2012-08-06 04:14:37 PM  

what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: This was my dad's fault. He wanted to 1) biatch about Romney being a snob and 2) complain about the fact that Obama hasn't given him free health care. I was trying to explain to my father how Congress worked, but we were standing in a patch of grass that was apparently where the slip n slide was going to be set up, so we had wee little listeners.

did you go on the slip n slide

No, because we couldn't get it to work, and we were all wrestling with the hose, and...there was a pool. We just hopped in the pool.


what kind of asshole sets up a slip n slide when they already have a pool?
 
2012-08-06 04:14:50 PM  

Somacandra: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent

On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.


Also, government is at the smallest size in 45 years. Also,The US is poised to be the world's largest oil producer by 2017.
 
2012-08-06 04:15:26 PM  

Somacandra: AdolfOliverPanties: Cantor is FAR worse than Romney. If that farking weasel runs for president I will get politically involved to try to ensure he fails miserably.

He won't run and he can't get nominated. The Republican Party isn't going to nominate anyone Jewish anytime soon as long as Christian theocrats wield this much influence. Cantor wields far more power where he is.


Hey, at least a Jew could quote Leviticus with some conviction.
 
2012-08-06 04:15:33 PM  

thomps: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: This was my dad's fault. He wanted to 1) biatch about Romney being a snob and 2) complain about the fact that Obama hasn't given him free health care. I was trying to explain to my father how Congress worked, but we were standing in a patch of grass that was apparently where the slip n slide was going to be set up, so we had wee little listeners.

did you go on the slip n slide

No, because we couldn't get it to work, and we were all wrestling with the hose, and...there was a pool. We just hopped in the pool.

what kind of asshole sets up a slip n slide when they already have a pool?


Someone who doesn't want to go through the effort of jumping off the roof.
 
2012-08-06 04:15:38 PM  

pisceandreamer: DamnYankees: Good. I want him angry.

This. The entire Democratic party needs to get angry and a little bit mean for a change.


I've said this since the Bush years and I'll say it again: You need to get into a political version of a street fight with Republicans. No holds barred, no quarter asked, none given. Democrats will end up bloody and bruised; but as long as the Republicans end up bloody, battered, beaten to a pulp and lying in a pool of their own blood, then they've won out.
 
2012-08-06 04:15:44 PM  
Nobody likes Mitt Romney.

If Mitt was an ice cream flavor he'd be Pralines and Dick.
 
2012-08-06 04:16:15 PM  

Bontesla: Somacandra: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent

On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.

I started typing a rebuttal but then stopped because you're not interested in reality.


Please, type a rebuttal mired in delusion and spin. Refute what this person just wrote instead of making pathetic passive-aggressive snipes and scurrying away like a beaten cur.
 
2012-08-06 04:17:00 PM  

odinsposse: See, Romney is actually worse. Imagine a man falls down in the street. Let's say, for the sake of argument, that a liberal's political philosophy means he would offer to help the guy up. Let's also say, for the sake of argument, that Cantor's repugnant political philosophy means he would kick the guy as he walked past. Romney would remember that conservatives do something to a guy on the ground and would end up stabbing the man to death because he just isn't sure but he does his awkward laugh while he does it so people know he's got good intentions.


+1, what made this post even better is that I can totally see that being his response.
 
2012-08-06 04:17:12 PM  
It boils down to jealousy.

0bama keeps hob knobbing with with .01%ers asking for support and money. It must annoy him to know that his opponent is so rich and 0bama can't get any money from him.
 
2012-08-06 04:17:16 PM  

Bontesla: Somacandra: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent

On what do you base an accusation of incompetency? Certainly not foreign policy. Private sector is adding jobs and government jobs are shrinking. The last 12 months of job growth are better than anytime in the last 5 years. Taxes are lower. Al-Qaeda continues to get the shiat kicked out of them worldwide. My daughter finally got the home nebulizer she needs because of Obamacare. What the fark more do you want? He's not going to suck your dick too.

I started typing a rebuttal but then stopped because you're not interested in reality.


So in other words, you got nothin'.
 
2012-08-06 04:17:34 PM  

Mikey1969: FlashHarry: Il Douchey: Obama is a likeable guy, if only he wasn't incompetent
Romney is a competent guy, if only he was more likeable

/When it comes to a president, do you prefer ability or affability?

romney? competent? ROFL.

obama, on the other hand, passed the first serious universal healthcare reform ever while also passing financial reform, overturning DADT, passing the stimulus, and killing osama bin laden. and unlike the rest of the world, which is collapsing under austerity measures, we're experiencing economic growth... all this was achieved while republicans were unified against him and actively trying to destroy the US economy to improve their political position.

i'd say that's farking competent.

I'll second this...

Obama may not be the second coming of Christ, but he deserves some serious credit. He fixed a lot the last guy farked up, or he's in the process of fixing it, he completed the job the last guy left on the table back in 2002. On top of that, he's finally been able to pass some of his own promised projects. Incompetent? No way. God, you'd think that even if people didn't like him, they'd at least admit that he's not doing all that poorly.


You have to understand, being a Conservative means you can never give your opponent one inch. Everything your opponent does is wrong, even if it was something you supported just a few years ago.
 
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