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2012-08-06 12:37:47 PM  
Sometimes that gay looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a gay is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those gays come in and... they rip you to pieces.
 
2012-08-06 12:45:14 PM  
Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.
 
2012-08-06 12:57:47 PM  
Well, colour me FABBBBULOUS. When you're looking at something that it hot to you, your pupils dilate? No way..... This is the reason I walk around wearing a shirt with the lemon party on it, to weed out those damn homosexuals. Might you, seems most people are gay when I wear it.
 
2012-08-06 12:59:08 PM  
Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.
 
2012-08-06 01:10:38 PM  
And Repeat's eyes dilate like thiiiiiiiissssss
 
2012-08-06 01:20:24 PM  

Aarontology: Sometimes that gay looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a gay is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those gays come in and... they rip you to pieces.


Done in one.
 
2012-08-06 01:32:13 PM  
My penis always seemed like a good indicator. It's a regular Gayger counter.
 
2012-08-06 03:09:01 PM  
The article says that eyes tell us more than penises do. Penises are inaccurate, according to science.
 
2012-08-06 03:39:35 PM  

Diogenes: My penis always seemed like a good indicator. It's a regular Gayger counter.


ha!
 
2012-08-06 03:40:07 PM  

Atypical Person Reading Fark: The article says that eyes tell us more than penises do. Penises are inaccurate, according to science.


Mine prefers to guesstimate.
 
2012-08-06 04:23:39 PM  

Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.


I was thinking "giggity"

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-08-06 04:32:35 PM  
i.minus.com
One of my favorite things about this was the hideous suit jacket that every black comedian seemingly wore in the early 90s. Mustard yellow with purple trim was standard Sinbadesque gear.
 
2012-08-06 04:35:56 PM  
Oooh Jesus Kryste

i131.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 04:37:06 PM  
Your mouth says, "no, no, no", but your eyes say, "Yes, yes, yes".
 
ohm
2012-08-06 04:37:51 PM  
"The pupil reacts very quickly, and it is unconscious, so it's a method that gives us a subconscious indicator of sexuality,"

Wait? So is sexuality a choice or not? Tell me Fox News, do I hate the gays for defying God's will or do I hate God for making the gays?
 
2012-08-06 04:38:33 PM  
Getting crucial responses?

/honey, get hip/it's time to unzip/to unzip,zip,zip-a-zip-zip/whippee
//obscure?
 
2012-08-06 04:39:12 PM  
Really? REALLY?!

Hate that I gave it a click, but I had to make sure the headline was legit.
/they're just too legit to quit, aren't they?
 
2012-08-06 04:39:30 PM  

Atypical Person Reading Fark: Penises are inaccurate, according to science.


That's why sometimes she gets it in the butt.
 
2012-08-06 04:40:23 PM  
By pupils, they mean assholes, right?
 
2012-08-06 04:40:44 PM  

royone: Atypical Person Reading Fark: Penises are inaccurate, according to science.

That's why sometimes she gets it in the butt.


Sometimes?
 
2012-08-06 04:41:57 PM  
Next on up on Fox News, Bill O' Reilly will explain why black people smell different.
 
2012-08-06 04:41:58 PM  
This study has proven my long stated theory that all women are lesbians.
 
2012-08-06 04:42:56 PM  
If the body functions differently when gay verse straight, can we say that DNA contains the gay gene? Because that would be awesome to point out in a Fox News story.
 
2012-08-06 04:43:03 PM  

Atypical Person Reading Fark: The article says that eyes tell us more than penises do. Penises are inaccurate, according to science.


I'm sorry. Did it move?
 
2012-08-06 04:43:03 PM  

Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.


This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).
 
2012-08-06 04:43:13 PM  

GoSurfing: This study has proven my long stated theory that all women are lesbians.


Just because they squint when they see you...
 
2012-08-06 04:43:32 PM  
So now we're going to have homophobic men staring deep into the eyes of other men to find out if they are really gay and then getting pissed when they are getting hit on.

Line from Future Police Report:

You queer! Why do you think I'm one of you!

Well you were standing six inches from my face, I thought you were going to kiss me.
 
2012-08-06 04:43:51 PM  
"...assess sexual orientation...."

heh
 
2012-08-06 04:44:51 PM  

consider this: By pupils, they mean assholes, right?


If you're referring to middle schoolers, then yes.
 
2012-08-06 04:44:58 PM  

alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.

This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).


Was coming in here to copypasta that exact line from TFA while saying something about it being the real story here.

So.... THIS
 
2012-08-06 04:45:38 PM  

gunga galunga: Next on up on Fox News, Bill O' Reilly will explain why black people smell different.


cdn.styleforum.net
 
2012-08-06 04:46:36 PM  
"Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?
 
2012-08-06 04:47:24 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-06 04:47:58 PM  

djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?


Did you see the URL?
 
2012-08-06 04:49:51 PM  

FarkinHostile: Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.


FarkinHostile: Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.


p2.la-img.com
 
2012-08-06 04:50:14 PM  
Can we start saying "that looks gay" again?
 
2012-08-06 04:51:15 PM  
www.survivinggrady.comwww.technovelgy.com

You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

"What one?"

What?

"What beach?"

It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical.

"But, how come I'd be there?"

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to go fishing. Who knows? You look down and see a girl receiving bukkake, Leon. It's spilling all over....

"Bukkake? What's that?"

You know what a circle jerk is?

"Of course!"

Kinda the same thing. But with a target.

"I've never seen a circle jerk... But I understand what you mean."

You reach down and you flip the girl over on her back, Leon.

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

The girl lays on her back, belly dripping man-icing in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're reaching for the guy's junk.

"What do you mean, the guy's junk!!?"

I mean: you're beating him off! Why is that, Leon? ...They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke a sexual response... Shall we continue?
 
2012-08-06 04:52:05 PM  

RolandGunner: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]


"Is this test to determine if I'm a replicant or a lesbian?"

"Yes."
 
2012-08-06 04:52:46 PM  

djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?


It's like being black. You know, how if you have a single drop of black blood in your ancestry then you're 100% darkie. If you've ever looked at a man and thought he had a purty mouth then you're totally homo.
 
2012-08-06 04:53:12 PM  
Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed, and that heterosexual women may be aroused by both genders, despite being straight.

Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?

/srsly wtf?
 
2012-08-06 04:53:37 PM  
Came for the Blade Runner reference, left satisfied.
 
2012-08-06 04:54:13 PM  

LaraAmber: So now we're going to have homophobic men staring deep into the eyes of other men to find out if they are really gay and then getting pissed when they are getting hit on.

Line from Future Police Report:

You queer! Why do you think I'm one of you!

Well you were standing sixnine inches from my face, I thought you were going to kissmouthrape me.

 
2012-08-06 04:55:30 PM  

RolandGunner: harrisonfordbladerunner.jpg


Bah. Beat me to it.
 
2012-08-06 04:56:03 PM  
Great..... so I still don't know if I'm straight or not.
 
2012-08-06 04:56:23 PM  

Mouser: Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?


In my travels I have only run across two perhaps three guys who I would truly call "bisexual" - most start off "bisexual" and then slowly come over to our side over a period of time. Its called "figuring yourself out".

/hence the phrase "bi-now gay-later"
 
2012-08-06 04:57:15 PM  
So, how long until this technology is gratuitously abused to root out gays?
 
2012-08-06 04:57:55 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: So, how long until this technology is gratuitously abused to root out gays?


The question "do you need to add your spouse to your medical insurance?" already does that.
 
2012-08-06 04:58:42 PM  
der.
 
2012-08-06 04:59:02 PM  
i302.photobucket.com

All gays have these eyes. I have seen them lurking in men's public toilets. And in churches.
 
2012-08-06 04:59:57 PM  

Oznog: [www.survivinggrady.com image 218x262][www.technovelgy.com image 400x185]

You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

"What one?"

What?

"What beach?"

It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical.

"But, how come I'd be there?"

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to go fishing. Who knows? You look down and see a girl receiving bukkake, Leon. It's spilling all over....

"Bukkake? What's that?"

You know what a circle jerk is?

"Of course!"

Kinda the same thing. But with a target.

"I've never seen a circle jerk... But I understand what you mean."

You reach down and you flip the girl over on her back, Leon.

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

The girl lays on her back, belly dripping man-icing in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're reaching for the guy's junk.

"What do you mean, the guy's junk!!?"

I mean: you're beating him off! Why is that, Leon? ...They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke a sexual response... Shall we continue?


Plus 1 Internets for you! I could just see Leon's dumb face asking about man batter
 
2012-08-06 05:00:02 PM  
Ahm not gay, honest, its just all the alkaloids.
 
2012-08-06 05:00:59 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?

Did you see the URL?


Just did. I should have known better.
 
2012-08-06 05:01:19 PM  

Need Help Soonish: royone: Atypical Person Reading Fark: Penises are inaccurate, according to science.

That's why sometimes she gets it in the butt.

Sometimes?


I knew there was a reason I had you favorited with the comment "likes teh buttsecks"
 
2012-08-06 05:01:40 PM  

alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.

This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).


Talking about women's sexual orientation is like talking about men's shoe orientation. Yeah, I've got shoes I prefer to wear, and some I'd rather not, but it's not a particularly big focus in my life.
 
2012-08-06 05:01:46 PM  
I like how TFA says if a guy like both sexes, he's bisexual. If a woman likes both sexes, it's normal.
Women get away with everything.
 
2012-08-06 05:02:06 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.

This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).

Was coming in here to copypasta that exact line from TFA while saying something about it being the real story here.

So.... THIS


I hate to burst your bubbles, but if you actually read the study, you find this:
One hypothesis related to Baumeister's proposal is that sexual response has different biological functions for men and women [2]. For men, an important function is to facilitate erection and penetration; for women, to facilitate lubrication and prevent genital injury in case of penetration. Support for this hypothesis is derived from both cross-species and cross-cultural comparisons. Forced copulation in several species [44]-[46] and in most human societies [47], [48] indicate that it may have occurred throughout human evolution [49]. Because forced copulation can lead to genital trauma [50], the female response to any sexual stimulus may have evolved in part to mitigate this risk.

So, one possibility for signs of sexual arousal in women in response to varying sexual stimulation is due to a long history of rape. Rape rape, even. It may not actually reflect any true desire.
 
2012-08-06 05:03:01 PM  

BeezyBates: I like how TFA says if a guy like both sexes, he's bisexual. If a woman likes both sexes, it's normal.
Women get away with everything.


Between the tears and cleavage, yes, yes we do.
 
2012-08-06 05:03:48 PM  

gingerjet: Mouser: Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?

In my travels I have only run across two perhaps three guys who I would truly call "bisexual" - most start off "bisexual" and then slowly come over to our side over a period of time. Its called "figuring yourself out".

/hence the phrase "bi-now gay-later"


I think most true bisexuals go the straight route because its more acceptable.
 
2012-08-06 05:06:00 PM  

FarkinHostile: Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.


Not the lesbo anus.
 
2012-08-06 05:06:50 PM  

djZorbof: gingerjet: Mouser: Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?

In my travels I have only run across two perhaps three guys who I would truly call "bisexual" - most start off "bisexual" and then slowly come over to our side over a period of time. Its called "figuring yourself out".

/hence the phrase "bi-now gay-later"

I think most true bisexuals go the straight route because its more acceptable.


I guess it depends on what you mean by the 'straight route'? Married to a woman with kids? Sure - but they also hang out on grindr a lot.
 
2012-08-06 05:07:23 PM  

Theaetetus: Occam's Disposable Razor: alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women



So, one possibility for signs of sexual arousal in women in response to varying sexual stimulation is due to a long history of rape. Rape rape, even. It may not actually reflect any true desire.


Rape Rape? Dear god I hope I never see the Rapier Rape, or worst of all the Rapiest Rape!

But seriously, what I got out of that is that rape and true desire are the same. You are one sick fark.
 
2012-08-06 05:08:31 PM  

LaraAmber: BeezyBates: I like how TFA says if a guy like both sexes, he's bisexual. If a woman likes both sexes, it's normal.
Women get away with everything.

Between the tears and cleavage, yes, yes we do.




I am not interested in seeing your tears missy.

/eip
 
2012-08-06 05:10:05 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Theaetetus: Occam's Disposable Razor: alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women



So, one possibility for signs of sexual arousal in women in response to varying sexual stimulation is due to a long history of rape. Rape rape, even. It may not actually reflect any true desire.

Rape Rape? Dear god I hope I never see the Rapier Rape, or worst of all the Rapiest Rape!

But seriously, what I got out of that is that rape and true desire are the same. You are one sick fark.


Are you proud of that post?
 
2012-08-06 05:10:55 PM  
heterosexual men responded most to images of women and homosexual men responded most to images of men.


encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-06 05:11:09 PM  
Researchers asked about 300 study participants to watch 30-second videos of people of both sexes masturbating

People get paid to watch people masturbating??? I could retire in a couple of weeks.
 
2012-08-06 05:11:37 PM  
no.

/cries in corner.
//I'm so alone...
 
2012-08-06 05:11:53 PM  
So it's genetic and not a choice.....hmmm. Conservative cognitive dissonance kicking into overdrive in 3.....2......1.........
 
2012-08-06 05:12:52 PM  

Oznog: You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

"What one?"

What?

"What beach?"

It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical.

"But, how come I'd be there?"

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to go fishing. Who knows? You look down and see a girl receiving bukkake, Leon. It's spilling all over....

"Bukkake? What's that?"

You know what a circle jerk is?

"Of course!"

Kinda the same thing. But with a target.

"I've never seen a circle jerk... But I understand what you mean."

You reach down and you flip the girl over on her back, Leon.

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

The girl lays on her back, belly dripping man-icing in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're reaching for the guy's junk.

"What do you mean, the guy's junk!!?"

I mean: you're beating him off! Why is that, Leon? ...They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke a sexual response... Shall we continue?


Beautiful. +1
 
2012-08-06 05:13:40 PM  

Spanky3woods:



Plus 1 Internets for you! I could just see Leon's dumb face asking about man batter




img.photobucket.com


"Bukkake? What's that?"
 
2012-08-06 05:18:24 PM  

Oznog: You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

"What one?"

What?

"What beach?"

It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical.

"But, how come I'd be there?"

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to go fishing. Who knows? You look down and see a girl receiving bukkake, Leon. It's spilling all over....

"Bukkake? What's that?"

You know what a circle jerk is?

"Of course!"

Kinda the same thing. But with a target.

"I've never seen a circle jerk... But I understand what you mean."

You reach down and you flip the girl over on her back, Leon.

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

The girl lays on her back, belly dripping man-icing in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're reaching for the guy's junk.

"What do you mean, the guy's junk!!?"

I mean: you're beating him off! Why is that, Leon? ...They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke a sexual response... Shall we continue?


"... in answer to your query..."

heh
 
2012-08-06 05:19:40 PM  

Theaetetus: So, one possibility for signs of sexual arousal in women in response to varying sexual stimulation is due to a long history of rape. Rape rape, even. It may not actually reflect any true desire.


So there's either a biological basis for my wife being turned on by women, or for her enjoying some rape play?

Where's that imokaywiththis.jpeg?
 
2012-08-06 05:20:24 PM  
How hot were the people in the videos? We talkin 20 year old crazy hot girls or some fat chick rubbin one out to a KFC menu? Although my pupils may dilate in both cases I don't know if that proves attraction or disgust.
 
2012-08-06 05:20:51 PM  

gingerjet: djZorbof: gingerjet: Mouser: Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?

In my travels I have only run across two perhaps three guys who I would truly call "bisexual" - most start off "bisexual" and then slowly come over to our side over a period of time. Its called "figuring yourself out".

/hence the phrase "bi-now gay-later"

I think most true bisexuals go the straight route because its more acceptable.

I guess it depends on what you mean by the 'straight route'? Married to a woman with kids? Sure - but they also hang out on grindr a lot.


I'm pretty sure bisexual doesn't mean they have to be promiscuous. They can just pick a team and stick with it.
 
2012-08-06 05:23:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-06 05:23:51 PM  

royone: alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.

This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).

Talking about women's sexual orientation is like talking about men's shoe orientation. Yeah, I've got shoes I prefer to wear, and some I'd rather not, but it's not a particularly big focus in my life.


Also:
Pupil Dilating =/= Sexual attraction

Lots of women size up other women, "OMG I LOVE YOUR SHOES!" or whatever. They may not want to play with those tits, they may just wish they had tits just like that.

Get a bunch of ugly women looking at pictures of hot women, and visa versa, you'll get HUGELY different results.

That's partly why straight men won't react in the same manner, we love, LOVE our junk, proud of it. Many of us, were it legal, would(and do) show it off at every opportunity. Just having a penis is a source of pride to many. Overall, the straight man has less jealousy, and therefore will not display "desire" as much as straight women.

That skews the results of the tests somewhat, and makes Alex's Belief a little less valid, you know, same way logic and reason do to a lot of zealotic thought processes.
 
2012-08-06 05:24:15 PM  
WTF is this shiat?

It's been known for centuries that people's pupils dilate when they are aroused.

And the big scientific discovery is that homosexuals are attracted to the same sex? Really? Who's the dumb fark that doesn't know this?
 
2012-08-06 05:24:50 PM  
it moved! jerry! it moved!
 
2012-08-06 05:25:14 PM  
But, was there drinking involved?
 
2012-08-06 05:28:25 PM  

Citrate1007: So it's genetic and not a choice.....hmmm. Conservative cognitive dissonance kicking into overdrive in 3.....2......1.........


Hmm. I'm not sure if this study favors one side of that discussion or another. You could still argue that it's the result of nurture but that the end result of the nurture is an involuntary physical reaction.
 
2012-08-06 05:28:30 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

nttawwt
 
2012-08-06 05:28:30 PM  

pippi longstocking: WTF is this shiat?

It's been known for centuries that people's pupils dilate when they are aroused.

And the big scientific discovery is that homosexuals are attracted to the same sex? Really? Who's the dumb fark that doesn't know this?


To be fair, the average Fox viewer hasn't been able to arouse another person in about 5 decades. They've forgotten the details by now.
 
2012-08-06 05:28:46 PM  

Citrate1007: So it's genetic and not a choice.....hmmm. Conservative cognitive dissonance kicking into overdrive in 3.....2......1.........


No no, it's a choice. It's just that your body adapts to that choice.

Like if I decide to have chili cheese tater tots 5 times a day my body adapts with the fat.
 
2012-08-06 05:28:51 PM  
"The reactions of study participants' pupils revealed that heterosexual men responded most to images of women and homosexual men responded most to images of men."

Did someone call Rick Romero?
 
2012-08-06 05:33:41 PM  
Gay guys' pupils are larger because they've got better drugs. Duh.
 
2012-08-06 05:34:55 PM  

SonOfSpam: djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?

It's like being black. You know, how if you have a single drop of black blood in your ancestry then you're 100% darkie. If you've ever looked at a man and thought he had a purty mouth then you're totally homo.


Technically the test back in Chattel slavery days was whether any of your grandparents were black. If so, by law you were black. If not, you were white. Passing for white if yu had a black grandparent would cause quite the scandal if you were discovered.

If you are generally straight but find a man attractive, it's either because you appreciate the human form or the individual has some sort of effeminate features that tricked your wiring. Once you find out they aren't the correct gender, you move on quickly, or throw up a bit.

i2.listal.com
 
2012-08-06 05:36:26 PM  
FTA: "Researchers asked about 300 study participants to watch 30-second videos of people of both sexes masturbating"

Dang, how come I never get asked to be part of any of these studies?
 
2012-08-06 05:36:36 PM  

Oznog: You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...


SonOfSpam: Oznog: query


yampotw.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-06 05:37:32 PM  

SonOfSpam: djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?

It's like being black. You know, how if you have a single drop of black blood in your ancestry then you're 100% darkie. If you've ever looked at a man and thought he had a purty mouth then you're totally homo.


That, of course, reads like rhetoric. On the other hand, the 'first black US president' is half white.
 
2012-08-06 05:43:37 PM  
New, From Bagumpco! The fun new party game "EYE-R YOU GAY?[tm]" Amaze your friends! Surprise your spouse! And maybe just learn a little bit about yourself along the way.

Every game comes with:
1. Pad of "EYE-R YOU GAY?[tm]" Score Cards (Win points for guessing right about the other players, or win BIG for fooling the whole gang!)
2. One Fab-u-lopthalmoscope[tm], with pupilary diameter gauge.
3. One set of Hottie Cards. 50 Female, 50 Male, and 5 Ambigous "Anybody's Guess!"
4. One set of Prove-It Cards. Here's a sample! "Name Five Sylvester Stallone Films In Which He Fires a Machine Gun... While wearing in a sweaty white t-shirt." You got the answer right- but what DOES it say about you?
4. One EYE-R YOU GAY?[tm]" game board. Everybody starts off in their own closet. First one to make it all the way through without being outed WINS!!!

Fun for the whole family- Even Junior and his skinny little friend from school can play!

/OK, maybe that's a little "over the top."
//Apologies if I've offended. I was really making fun of the study (and the eventual set of idiots who will probably make that board game), not gay people.
 
2012-08-06 05:58:02 PM  

gingerjet: Mouser: Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?

In my travels I have only run across two perhaps three guys who I would truly call "bisexual" - most start off "bisexual" and then slowly come over to our side over a period of time. Its called "figuring yourself out".

/hence the phrase "bi-now gay-later"


What do we see in the animal or primate kingdom?

Studies suggest 75 percent of bonobo sex is nonreproductive and that nearly all bonobos are bisexual

studies showing that these dolphins later in life as adults are in a sense bisexual, and the male bonds forged earlier in life work together for protection as well as locating females to reproduce with. Confrontations between flocks of bottlenose dolphins and the related species Atlantic spotted dolphin will sometimes lead to cross-species homosexual behaviour between the males


What do we see in other cultures?

Ford and Beach found that homosexual behavior of one sort or another was considered normal and socially acceptable for certain members of the community in 64% of the 76 societies for which information was available. They concluded: "When it is realized that 100 per cent of the males in certain societies engage in homosexual as well as heterosexual alliances, and when it is understood that many men and women in our society are equally capable of relations with partners of the same or opposite sex, and finally, when it is recognized that this same situation obtains in many species of subhuman primates, then it should be clear that one cannot classify homosexual tendencies as being mutually exclusive or even opposed to each other."

What do we see historically?

In classical antiquity, writers such as Herodotus,[1] Plato,[2] Xenophon,[3] Athenaeus[4] and many others explored aspects of same-sex love in ancient Greece. The most widespread and socially significant form of same-sex sexual relations in ancient Greece was between adult men and pubescent or adolescent boys, known as pederasty. (However, marriages in Ancient Greece between men and women were also age structured, with men in their 30s commonly taking wives in their early teens.) Though homosexual relationships between adult men did exist, at least one member of each of these relationships flouted social conventions by assuming a passive sexual role. It is unclear how such relations between women were regarded in the general society, but examples do exist as far back as the time of Sappho.[5]
The ancient Greeks did not conceive of sexual orientation as a social identifier as Western societies have done for the past century. Greek society did not distinguish sexual desire or behavior by the gender of the participants, but rather by the role that each participant played in the sex act, that of active penetrator or passive penetrated.[5] This active/passive polarization corresponded with dominant and submissive social roles: the active (penetrative) role was associated with masculinity, higher social status, and adulthood, while the passive role was associated with femininity, lower social status, and youth.[5]
 
2012-08-06 06:02:09 PM  

bagumpity: New, From Bagumpco! The fun new party game "EYE-R YOU GAY?[tm]" Amaze your friends! Surprise your spouse! And maybe just learn a little bit about yourself along the way.

Every game comes with:
1. Pad of "EYE-R YOU GAY?[tm]" Score Cards (Win points for guessing right about the other players, or win BIG for fooling the whole gang!)
2. One Fab-u-lopthalmoscope[tm], with pupilary diameter gauge.
3. One set of Hottie Cards. 50 Female, 50 Male, and 5 Ambigous "Anybody's Guess!"
4. One set of Prove-It Cards. Here's a sample! "Name Five Sylvester Stallone Films In Which He Fires a Machine Gun... While wearing in a sweaty white t-shirt." You got the answer right- but what DOES it say about you?
4. One EYE-R YOU GAY?[tm]" game board. Everybody starts off in their own closet. First one to make it all the way through without being outed WINS!!!

Fun for the whole family- Even Junior and his skinny little friend from school can play!

/OK, maybe that's a little "over the top."
//Apologies if I've offended. I was really making fun of the study (and the eventual set of idiots who will probably make that board game), not gay people.


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-06 08:27:57 PM  

omeganuepsilon: Also:
Pupil Dilating =/= Sexual attraction

Lots of women size up other women, "OMG I LOVE YOUR SHOES!" or whatever. They may not want to play with those tits, they may just wish they had tits just like that.

Get a bunch of ugly women looking at pictures of hot women, and visa versa, you'll get HUGELY different results.

That's partly why straight men won't react in the same manner, we love, LOVE our junk, proud of it. Many of us, were it legal, would(and do) show it off at every opportunity. Just having a penis is a source of pride to many. Overall, the straight man has less jealousy, and therefore will not display "desire" as much as straight women.

That skews the results of the tests somewhat, and makes Alex's Belief a little less valid, you know, same way logic and reason do to a lot of zealotic thought processes.


It pretty much follows through to genital blood flow and lubrication, too. Although, women might have genital lubrication when exposed to shoes.

In my experience, with the women I've known REALLY well or dated for a while, 100% of Russian women are bisexual, and 90% of Asian women have bisexual tendencies. Of course, the sample size is only like 20 or so. ;)

/My experience only.
//Also, nearly all women have rape fantasies and most think that they're a minority. None that I've met actually WANT to be raped by someone they don't give permission to, though.
 
2012-08-07 01:07:24 AM  

alex10294: It pretty much follows through to genital blood flow and lubrication, too.


Citation needed.
 
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