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(Fox News)   Straight people's pupils dilate like this. Gay people's pupils dilate like THIS   (foxnews.com) divider line 93
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2012-08-06 12:37:47 PM
Sometimes that gay looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a gay is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those gays come in and... they rip you to pieces.
 
2012-08-06 12:45:14 PM
Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.
 
2012-08-06 12:57:47 PM
Well, colour me FABBBBULOUS. When you're looking at something that it hot to you, your pupils dilate? No way..... This is the reason I walk around wearing a shirt with the lemon party on it, to weed out those damn homosexuals. Might you, seems most people are gay when I wear it.
 
2012-08-06 12:59:08 PM
Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.
 
2012-08-06 01:10:38 PM
And Repeat's eyes dilate like thiiiiiiiissssss
 
2012-08-06 01:20:24 PM

Aarontology: Sometimes that gay looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a gay is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those gays come in and... they rip you to pieces.


Done in one.
 
2012-08-06 01:32:13 PM
My penis always seemed like a good indicator. It's a regular Gayger counter.
 
2012-08-06 03:09:01 PM
The article says that eyes tell us more than penises do. Penises are inaccurate, according to science.
 
2012-08-06 03:39:35 PM

Diogenes: My penis always seemed like a good indicator. It's a regular Gayger counter.


ha!
 
2012-08-06 03:40:07 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: The article says that eyes tell us more than penises do. Penises are inaccurate, according to science.


Mine prefers to guesstimate.
 
2012-08-06 04:23:39 PM

Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.


I was thinking "giggity"

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2012-08-06 04:32:35 PM
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One of my favorite things about this was the hideous suit jacket that every black comedian seemingly wore in the early 90s. Mustard yellow with purple trim was standard Sinbadesque gear.
 
2012-08-06 04:35:56 PM
Oooh Jesus Kryste

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2012-08-06 04:37:06 PM
Your mouth says, "no, no, no", but your eyes say, "Yes, yes, yes".
 
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2012-08-06 04:37:51 PM
"The pupil reacts very quickly, and it is unconscious, so it's a method that gives us a subconscious indicator of sexuality,"

Wait? So is sexuality a choice or not? Tell me Fox News, do I hate the gays for defying God's will or do I hate God for making the gays?
 
2012-08-06 04:38:33 PM
Getting crucial responses?

/honey, get hip/it's time to unzip/to unzip,zip,zip-a-zip-zip/whippee
//obscure?
 
2012-08-06 04:39:12 PM
Really? REALLY?!

Hate that I gave it a click, but I had to make sure the headline was legit.
/they're just too legit to quit, aren't they?
 
2012-08-06 04:39:30 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: Penises are inaccurate, according to science.


That's why sometimes she gets it in the butt.
 
2012-08-06 04:40:23 PM
By pupils, they mean assholes, right?
 
2012-08-06 04:40:44 PM

royone: Atypical Person Reading Fark: Penises are inaccurate, according to science.

That's why sometimes she gets it in the butt.


Sometimes?
 
2012-08-06 04:41:57 PM
Next on up on Fox News, Bill O' Reilly will explain why black people smell different.
 
2012-08-06 04:41:58 PM
This study has proven my long stated theory that all women are lesbians.
 
2012-08-06 04:42:56 PM
If the body functions differently when gay verse straight, can we say that DNA contains the gay gene? Because that would be awesome to point out in a Fox News story.
 
2012-08-06 04:43:03 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: The article says that eyes tell us more than penises do. Penises are inaccurate, according to science.


I'm sorry. Did it move?
 
2012-08-06 04:43:03 PM

Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.


This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).
 
2012-08-06 04:43:13 PM

GoSurfing: This study has proven my long stated theory that all women are lesbians.


Just because they squint when they see you...
 
2012-08-06 04:43:32 PM
So now we're going to have homophobic men staring deep into the eyes of other men to find out if they are really gay and then getting pissed when they are getting hit on.

Line from Future Police Report:

You queer! Why do you think I'm one of you!

Well you were standing six inches from my face, I thought you were going to kiss me.
 
2012-08-06 04:43:51 PM
"...assess sexual orientation...."

heh
 
2012-08-06 04:44:51 PM

consider this: By pupils, they mean assholes, right?


If you're referring to middle schoolers, then yes.
 
2012-08-06 04:44:58 PM

alex10294: Sybarite: Additionally, researchers found that homosexual women responded most to images of women, and heterosexual women expressed arousal in response to both men and women


Ooooh yeah.

This is the most interesting thing in the article. I still believe that there are VERY few truly heterosexual women. There are only homosexual women and bisexual women for the most part.

/I'm sure there are SOME straight women
//Probably about 5% homosexual, 10% pure herero and 85% bi (to some extent).


Was coming in here to copypasta that exact line from TFA while saying something about it being the real story here.

So.... THIS
 
2012-08-06 04:45:38 PM

gunga galunga: Next on up on Fox News, Bill O' Reilly will explain why black people smell different.


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2012-08-06 04:46:36 PM
"Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?
 
2012-08-06 04:47:24 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-06 04:47:58 PM

djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?


Did you see the URL?
 
2012-08-06 04:49:51 PM

FarkinHostile: Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.


FarkinHostile: Straight people's anusespupils dilate like this. Gay people's anusespupils dilate like THIS.


Oh, come on, you know it's true.


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2012-08-06 04:50:14 PM
Can we start saying "that looks gay" again?
 
2012-08-06 04:51:15 PM
www.survivinggrady.comwww.technovelgy.com

You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

"What one?"

What?

"What beach?"

It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical.

"But, how come I'd be there?"

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to go fishing. Who knows? You look down and see a girl receiving bukkake, Leon. It's spilling all over....

"Bukkake? What's that?"

You know what a circle jerk is?

"Of course!"

Kinda the same thing. But with a target.

"I've never seen a circle jerk... But I understand what you mean."

You reach down and you flip the girl over on her back, Leon.

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

The girl lays on her back, belly dripping man-icing in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're reaching for the guy's junk.

"What do you mean, the guy's junk!!?"

I mean: you're beating him off! Why is that, Leon? ...They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke a sexual response... Shall we continue?
 
2012-08-06 04:52:05 PM

RolandGunner: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]


"Is this test to determine if I'm a replicant or a lesbian?"

"Yes."
 
2012-08-06 04:52:46 PM

djZorbof: "Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed"

people still think like this?!?


It's like being black. You know, how if you have a single drop of black blood in your ancestry then you're 100% darkie. If you've ever looked at a man and thought he had a purty mouth then you're totally homo.
 
2012-08-06 04:53:12 PM
Results also revealed that bisexual men were attracted to both men and women, an idea that has been disputed, and that heterosexual women may be aroused by both genders, despite being straight.

Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?

/srsly wtf?
 
2012-08-06 04:53:37 PM
Came for the Blade Runner reference, left satisfied.
 
2012-08-06 04:54:13 PM

LaraAmber: So now we're going to have homophobic men staring deep into the eyes of other men to find out if they are really gay and then getting pissed when they are getting hit on.

Line from Future Police Report:

You queer! Why do you think I'm one of you!

Well you were standing sixnine inches from my face, I thought you were going to kissmouthrape me.

 
2012-08-06 04:55:30 PM

RolandGunner: harrisonfordbladerunner.jpg


Bah. Beat me to it.
 
2012-08-06 04:56:03 PM
Great..... so I still don't know if I'm straight or not.
 
2012-08-06 04:56:23 PM

Mouser: Umm...

1. Isn't being "attracted to both men and women" pretty much the definition of "bisexual"?
2. If you're aroused by both genders, how "straight" does that make you?


In my travels I have only run across two perhaps three guys who I would truly call "bisexual" - most start off "bisexual" and then slowly come over to our side over a period of time. Its called "figuring yourself out".

/hence the phrase "bi-now gay-later"
 
2012-08-06 04:57:15 PM
So, how long until this technology is gratuitously abused to root out gays?
 
2012-08-06 04:57:55 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: So, how long until this technology is gratuitously abused to root out gays?


The question "do you need to add your spouse to your medical insurance?" already does that.
 
2012-08-06 04:58:42 PM
der.
 
2012-08-06 04:59:02 PM
i302.photobucket.com

All gays have these eyes. I have seen them lurking in men's public toilets. And in churches.
 
2012-08-06 04:59:57 PM

Oznog: [www.survivinggrady.com image 218x262][www.technovelgy.com image 400x185]

You're on a beach, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down...

"What one?"

What?

"What beach?"

It doesn't make any difference what beach, it's completely hypothetical.

"But, how come I'd be there?"

Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to go fishing. Who knows? You look down and see a girl receiving bukkake, Leon. It's spilling all over....

"Bukkake? What's that?"

You know what a circle jerk is?

"Of course!"

Kinda the same thing. But with a target.

"I've never seen a circle jerk... But I understand what you mean."

You reach down and you flip the girl over on her back, Leon.

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

The girl lays on her back, belly dripping man-icing in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're reaching for the guy's junk.

"What do you mean, the guy's junk!!?"

I mean: you're beating him off! Why is that, Leon? ...They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke a sexual response... Shall we continue?


Plus 1 Internets for you! I could just see Leon's dumb face asking about man batter
 
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