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2012-08-06 04:35:05 PM
3 votes:
www.popgunchaos.com
2012-08-06 08:50:32 PM
2 votes:
Best video game ever turned onto a movie...

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2012-08-06 06:22:47 PM
2 votes:

farkeruk: Joshudan: Oh and...no Hitman?

I thought Hitman was OK. It ain't Citizen Kane Vertigo, but by video game movie standards, it's pretty good.

The only one I really like is Street Fighter, and 99% of that is Raul Julia, who did it to make his kids happy and so turned in a good performance.


Farkin' a, man. This line makes the movie tolerable when it shows up on free TV:

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
2012-08-06 04:07:35 PM
2 votes:
What disturbs me most is that there are actually 10 movies inspired by videogames.
2012-08-06 10:09:09 AM
2 votes:
Anything involving Uwe Boll.
2012-08-06 11:30:16 PM
1 votes:
On the other side of the coin is Schindler's List, which was a terrible videogame (think Farmville but replace strawberries with Jews) but as a movie, one of the great romantic comedies of all time.
2012-08-06 09:22:55 PM
1 votes:
Bloodrayne 2 was worse than bloodrayne. Its bloodrayne.. in the wild west... with a cross eyed german vampire billy the kid.
2012-08-06 05:28:17 PM
1 votes:
Tara Reid playing a genius scientist in "Alone in the Dark" was the worst casting in all of history. IN ALL OF HISTORY. Hearing her regurgitate words that clearly meant nothing to her was just painful. She might as well have been speaking Greek by rote.
2012-08-06 05:12:19 PM
1 votes:

toraque: No Dungeon Siege: In the Name of the King?


I really hate you for making me remember this abomination.
2012-08-06 05:12:14 PM
1 votes:

Joshudan: Torn: Legacy should be on the list as it is a bad movie based on a bad game based on a bad movie, which is kinda unique.

Or maybe that is why it isn't on the list. I got distracted after DOA.

Oh and...no Hitman?


You never played Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game, did you?
2012-08-06 05:04:28 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: FishyFred: The My Little Pony Killer: They had the decency to leave off the Super Mario Bros movie, but to include every Resident Evil movie except the first one? List fail.

Last ten years only.

Okay, that explains SMB, but RE was 2002. The fail stands.


It's 2012 dude.
2012-08-06 04:35:29 PM
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Joshudan: Torn: Legacy should be on the list as it is a bad movie based on a bad game based on a bad movie, which is kinda unique.


I'm unfamiliar with this franchise, but if they're in any way based on Rip Torn, I desperately want to see/play them.
2012-08-06 04:31:49 PM
1 votes:
Torn: Legacy should be on the list as it is a bad movie based on a bad game based on a bad movie, which is kinda unique.

Or maybe that is why it isn't on the list. I got distracted after DOA.

Oh and...no Hitman?
2012-08-06 04:26:34 PM
1 votes:
I liked most of those, but I'm a little bit insane and can't be trusted with movies.
2012-08-06 04:04:52 PM
1 votes:
D.O.A. may have sucked pretty bad, but I'll be damned if that movie wasn't insanely entertaining.
2012-08-06 01:12:21 PM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: I just want to say that the Prince of Persia movie wasn't awful. It wasn't good, by any means, but it wasn't awful.


I've seen about half of these on the list (None of 'em Uwe Boll) and I think their biggest problem is they are completely forgettable. I saw Max Payne, could not tell you a single thing abou the movie that I remember. Saw Doom, can only remember the FPS part. Couldn't tell you a single thing about any of the RE movies beyond the first, and I know I've seen them. I even remember downloading Dead or Alive (mainly for the eye candy) and don't remember anything except it was on a sunny resort.

Saw Prince of Persia, don't remember anything except something to do with a knife...maybe...or not.
2012-08-06 01:09:16 PM
1 votes:
All of them. Next.
 
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