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(Big 1059)   Bored and with apparently nothing else to do, Sen. Charles Schumer focuses energy directly at frickin' laser pointers   (big1059.com) divider line 9
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2012-08-06 11:33:16 AM
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physt: Dwight_Yeast: meat0918: I already can't get the laser I want because of import restrictions. I want to see if I can use one on my weeds in the cracks and spaces in the concrete, rather than one of the flaming torch things.

You could just use boiling water.

How the fark am I supposed to get boiling water to stay on my shark's head?


I think we're done here.
2012-08-06 11:40:17 AM
1 votes:
Uh, guys, are we not overreacting a bit here. What he proposed sound reasonable enough. Laser pointer good for office, not for...

MrLint: Is he seriously saying that someone is shining a hand held laser at an airplane at a mile away.??


Yes, it does happen, many times. People went to jail for it.
2012-08-06 11:39:37 AM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: meat0918: I already can't get the laser I want because of import restrictions. I want to see if I can use one on my weeds in the cracks and spaces in the concrete, rather than one of the flaming torch things.

You could just use boiling water.


Weeding is already a pain. I want to have some fun. What fun is boiling water.

//Remember kids. Do not look at laser with remaining eye.
2012-08-06 11:39:16 AM
1 votes:
It's better than the tea bagger bible pounders who get bored and have been writing penis-goes-where legislation because the only way to preserve Freedom is through Big Government Fascism.

/why not just make it a serious crime to point them at airplanes instead of banning them?
2012-08-06 11:36:39 AM
1 votes:

MrLint: Is he seriously saying that someone is shining a hand held laser at an airplane at a mile away


Yep... a guy was arrested for it in Virginia last week, because he was pissed about jet noise.
2012-08-06 11:36:26 AM
1 votes:
I thought we were done with the laser-pointer thing. For a while there you couldn't go to any public event without some a-hole farking everything up with a laser-pointer. You wouldn't think that you could screw up a laser-Floyd show with another laser, but it happened.
2012-08-06 11:32:08 AM
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meat0918: I already can't get the laser I want because of import restrictions. I want to see if I can use one on my weeds in the cracks and spaces in the concrete, rather than one of the flaming torch things.


what laser is that? I want one that can burn things.
2012-08-06 11:31:51 AM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: meat0918: I already can't get the laser I want because of import restrictions. I want to see if I can use one on my weeds in the cracks and spaces in the concrete, rather than one of the flaming torch things.

You could just use boiling water.


How the fark am I supposed to get boiling water to stay on my shark's head?
2012-08-06 11:20:42 AM
1 votes:
I already can't get the laser I want because of import restrictions. I want to see if I can use one on my weeds in the cracks and spaces in the concrete, rather than one of the flaming torch things.
 
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