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(TMZ)   Levi Johnston thinks he's finally ready to take full custody of Tripp Palin   (tmz.com) divider line 46
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2012-08-06 09:26:28 AM
"Levi tells us, Tripp "deserves a better family" than what Bristol and the rest of the Palins..."

Grammie Johnston's finished her jail stint for dealing in Oxy?

I guess "better" is pretty relative up in old Wasilla.
 
2012-08-06 09:58:00 AM
sadly, the Palin's have the means to take care of the child better than Levi. Whether they are actually "fit" to care for a child, that's still open for debate.
 
2012-08-06 11:34:07 AM
"Levi tells us, Tripp "deserves a better family" than... Bristol and the rest of the Palins..."

So does America, son, so does America

/goddamn you John McCain
 
2012-08-06 11:42:57 AM
Dammit, now I'm starting to feel bad for Tripp.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /goddamn you John McCain

 
2012-08-06 11:46:35 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dammit, now I'm starting to feel bad for Tripp.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /goddamn you John McCain


Props don't have feelings, silly.
 
2012-08-06 12:05:11 PM
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2012-08-06 12:06:36 PM
Levi's had enough -- telling TMZ, he's been watching the show...

Well, at least somebody is.
 
2012-08-06 12:09:33 PM
In other words, "hey, thanks for giving me all the ammo I need to try and get custody and more importantly, some big fat child support checks".
 
2012-08-06 12:16:52 PM
During the same episode, Bristol admits, "I'm doing a terrible job disciplining Tripp."

Now, Levi's had enough -- telling TMZ, he's been watching the show and is "disgusted" by his son's language and behavior. Levi says his son is on a "downward spiral" and getting "no real parenting."

Levi tells us, Tripp "deserves a better family" than what Bristol and the rest of the Palins are providing -- adding, "I love my son more than anything ... and I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right way."


I'm sure she won't mind - she can do speaking tours for single women who have had their kids taken away merely for being horrible mothers, saying they should avoid putting their kids on TV and expecting their teenage sisters to do most of the work while granny is off grifting.

Hey, it worked with abstinence!
 
2012-08-06 12:17:06 PM
If Levi Johnston is chastising your parenting skills,then you are truly terrible at it.
 
2012-08-06 12:17:13 PM
I'd be willing to be that you could make the case that he couldn't do much worse of a job raising the kid.
 
2012-08-06 12:20:07 PM
Translation: Hey, I wanna make money off the kid, too!
 
2012-08-06 12:20:38 PM
It only took him how many years after this kid was born to realize that he's ready for parenting???
 
2012-08-06 12:23:40 PM
Well the Palins are a few up on him. They wear shoes and have indoor plumbing.
 
2012-08-06 12:25:03 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dammit, now I'm starting to feel bad for Tripp.


Just now you're feeling bad for him? He's having his life played out as not only as a pawn in the divorce, but a pawn in reality TV and national politics. If the kid makes it to 18 without OD-ing on something he deserves a medal.
 
2012-08-06 12:26:24 PM

PanicMan: The My Little Pony Killer: Dammit, now I'm starting to feel bad for Tripp.

Just now you're feeling bad for him? He's having his life played out as not only as a pawn in the divorce, but a pawn in reality TV and national politics. If the kid makes it to 18 without OD-ing on something he deserves a medal.


Yeah, I just try not to devote that much care to any member of this family.
 
2012-08-06 12:26:57 PM
It's Alaska. They literally should leave the child outside to be raised by wolves or bears, or some wolf-bear custody sharing that would lead to a t-shirt of such unparallelled kickassery that the French would make it their flag.
 
2012-08-06 12:30:37 PM
Unless she is a crackhead and beats the kid, he is just a wallet. It is not enough if she just does one or the other. Also, does he have a DNA test proving that kid is his?
 
2012-08-06 12:30:41 PM
Meh, even crack mommies get to keep their kids. Levi, and she may be a stupid coont, but that's not illegal.
 
2012-08-06 12:46:40 PM

ManateeGag: sadly, the Palin's have the means to take care of the child better than Levi. Whether they are actually "fit" to care for a child, that's still open for debate.


That is what child support is for.
 
2012-08-06 12:52:30 PM
At first I was all like this...

2.bp.blogspot.com

but later, I was all like...

media.onsugar.com

Now pretty much, Im just...

iowntheworld.com
 
2012-08-06 12:53:06 PM
In other words, Levi Johnston is looking to be paid off for not filing.
 
2012-08-06 12:59:51 PM
You never go full custody.
 
2012-08-06 01:04:00 PM

Diogenes: relative up in old Wasilla.


isn't everything
?
 
2012-08-06 01:04:18 PM
He can have the kid when the Palins are done making money from him.
 
2012-08-06 01:09:52 PM
Which leads to the question -- who ends up with total custody of Levi?
 
2012-08-06 01:36:56 PM
I actually feel sorry for the douche.

He may have realized he was sticking his d**k in crazy, but he only thought it was one slutty teenager's worth of crazy.

He ended with orders of magnitude more crazy hanging off his junk.
 
2012-08-06 01:40:37 PM

MrBallou: I actually feel sorry for the douche.

He may have realized he was sticking his d**k in crazy, but he only thought it was one slutty teenager's worth of crazy.

He ended with orders of magnitude more crazy hanging off his junk.


He thought the worst he'd get is a sexual disease. Instead he got a social disease.
 
2012-08-06 01:41:30 PM

PsyLord: In other words, Levi Johnston is looking to be paid off for not filing.


Seconded.
TFA: Levi dropped by the courthouse in Wasilla, Alaska this week to pick up all the necessary paperwork to obtain full custody of Tripp -- and he plans to file it ASAP.

That's not the same thing as hiring a lawyer, or actually filing.
 
2012-08-06 01:42:28 PM
The next relaity series could focus on the custody battle! Hooray.
 
2012-08-06 02:04:36 PM

Brawndo: In other words, "hey, thanks for giving me all the ammo I need to try and get custody and more importantly, some big fat child support checks".


BINGO!
 
2012-08-06 02:14:07 PM
i.imgur.com

Y'all come back now y'hear?
 
2012-08-06 02:15:17 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's Alaska. They literally should leave the child outside to be raised by wolves or bears, or some wolf-bear custody sharing that would lead to a t-shirt of such unparallelled kickassery that the French would make it their flag.


this is why I have you favorited so hard
 
2012-08-06 02:34:12 PM
I'm with Levi. No child should have to be raised by a Palin.
 
2012-08-06 02:48:38 PM
You never go full Tripp, Levi
 
2012-08-06 03:05:01 PM

TheOriginalEd: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Y'all come back now y'hear?


Now that's a GIF.

Not to be mistaken for a GILF, which that also is.
 
2012-08-06 04:50:02 PM
FTFA: even called his aunt Willow the f-word.

Yup, he's a Palin!
 
2012-08-06 05:56:45 PM
It takes a retarded village....
 
2012-08-06 07:45:47 PM
It would be so great if they all died in a massive meth explosion.

And by all I mean the queen c$nt too.
 
2012-08-06 08:23:01 PM

TheOriginalEd: [i.imgur.com image 500x281]

Y'all come back now y'hear?


That's so disturbing on so many levels.
 
2012-08-06 08:58:01 PM

Diogenes: MrBallou: I actually feel sorry for the douche.

He may have realized he was sticking his d**k in crazy, but he only thought it was one slutty teenager's worth of crazy.

He ended with orders of magnitude more crazy hanging off his junk.

He thought the worst he'd get is a sexual disease. Instead he got a social disease.


"Hey! I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!"
 
2012-08-06 09:48:15 PM
He can't even handle a farking condom.
Nuff said.
 
2012-08-06 09:57:30 PM

Brawndo: In other words, "hey, thanks for giving me all the ammo I need to try and get custody and more importantly, some big fat child support checks".


Before and after fat child support checks.

greenobles.com
 
2012-08-07 12:19:31 AM
farking worthless white trash.

fark that moron McCain for inflicting that dizzy coont on us, and her freakish extended family.
 
2012-08-07 09:22:16 AM
BFD. My son once said "SOB" to his mom when he was about three. When she corrected him about the word, he was confused and explained his daycare teacher used it all the time. When my ex asked him how the teacher used it, our son explained she always told them to "sit on the bench" before coming in from the playground.
 
2012-08-09 04:26:53 AM

Apos: If Levi Johnston is chastising your parenting skills,then you are truly terrible at it.


Well, when Levi Johnston is chastising your parenting skills and a judge is agreeing with him, then you are truly terrible at it.

After all, nobody criticizes faster or louder than ignorant trash crackheads who couldn't tell an ass from a light socket.
 
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