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2012-08-06 10:10:22 AM  
That's kind of disturbing. Poor bird.
 
2012-08-06 10:11:54 AM  
Fake is fake and annoying
 
2012-08-06 10:16:17 AM  
alvin and the chipmunks did it better
 
2012-08-06 10:31:42 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now...
 
2012-08-06 10:38:37 AM  
web.mit.edu
 
2012-08-06 10:51:39 AM  
Especially if you're a cartoon animal having sex, apparently.
 
2012-08-06 10:59:50 AM  
i85.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 11:19:41 AM  
will someone out there that knows more about birds please tell me what I'm actually watching? I doubt the bird is mimicking sex noises.
 
2012-08-06 11:20:22 AM  

i16.photobucket.com

 
2012-08-06 11:30:27 AM  
Thanks for the hilarious FAKE animal video Grandma.... i4.ytimg.com
 
2012-08-06 12:13:14 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: will someone out there that knows more about birds please tell me what I'm actually watching? I doubt the bird is mimicking sex noises.


It might be, but I doubt lovebirds make that kind of noise. Never owned one, so I'm not sure.

Probably fake, though...
 
2012-08-06 12:26:16 PM  
Fake or not, I laughed like crazy. Funny, and a nice tension-stress reliever.
 
2012-08-06 12:29:30 PM  
Parrot shagging thread? Well okay then.
 
2012-08-06 12:53:57 PM  

xanadian: ModernPrimitive01: will someone out there that knows more about birds please tell me what I'm actually watching? I doubt the bird is mimicking sex noises.

It might be, but I doubt lovebirds make that kind of noise. Never owned one, so I'm not sure.

Probably fake, though...


Birds repeat single words and short phrases, not entire monologues. And as far as the bird is concerned, 2:00 of grunting and moaning is no different than 2:00 of Shakespeare. I'd buy it if the video had been 20 seconds long, but 2:00 of this puts it pretty strongly in "fake" territory.
 
2012-08-06 01:18:43 PM  
Sir Rocco approves!
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2012-08-06 01:31:50 PM  
So, the digitized audio wasn't a dead giveaway for anyone?

If anything, the bird is mimicking a sound file that's been sped up - hence the Alvin and the Chipmunks sound to it that has already been pointed out.

Finally, when birds copy sounds, they copy the actual sound - they don't just repeat whatever words you use in their voice - which is what the creator of this FAKE video clearly attempted.
 
2012-08-06 01:44:01 PM  
Polly want a Penis?

and it kind of sounded like someone getting anal for the first time without lube.
 
2012-08-06 02:31:09 PM  
rofltic.com
 
2012-08-06 02:54:03 PM  

Danack: Parrot shagging thread? Well okay then.


Lol, he took right off after doing the deed. Typical :P
 
2012-08-06 03:08:40 PM  
it sounded like somebody took a woman having sex and just pitch-shifted it without changing the speed. the way some of those groans ended sounded very "chipmunk"-ish.
 
2012-08-06 03:40:49 PM  
Occasionally one finds that his or her own life experience prepares them perfectly for addressing some certain question.

I grew up around birds of many types, and helped raise them. I also happened to have been a teenaged boy who grew up around computers in a household which didn't have a lot of money to spend on computer games. This meant I was left to entertain myself with things like Windows Sound Recorder.

So...I can confidently attest that first, the bird was actually farking the guy's hand. I can't atttest why anyone would encourage that sort of thing, as I found it gross when birds became turned on by me (too sexy for my own good, I guess). Second, having been a teenaged boy playing with sound recorder, I can confidently attest that speeding up fake sex and orgasm noises sounds EXACTLY like that.
 
2012-08-06 04:12:30 PM  
apparently most farkers have never spent time with a parrot.
 
2012-08-06 06:34:03 PM  

vd61: apparently most farkers have never spent time with a parrot.


Since that isn't a parrot in the video, I fail to see the relevance.

/fake video is fake.
//and lame
 
2012-08-06 07:24:47 PM  
The Brits call their women birds, right? So that could be a bird making the sexy time noises.

/Just not a Norwegian Blue
 
2012-08-06 07:44:26 PM  
Was anyone else reminded of curly of the three stooges fame whirling around on his side and making those same noises? Or is it just me?
 
2012-08-06 07:47:25 PM  
That was only a hand job.

BumpInTheNight

Sir Rocco approves!

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2012-08-06 08:29:07 PM  
Mrs. Sandusky was mortified at what her bird had picked up from living in the basement.
She needed to talk to someone, but whom? She decided the local Rabbi, whom she had never spoken to would be OK in her small town. He didn't own a satellite dish, and spent all of his time reading the Torah and praying. He was single and lived alone, with no apparent social contact outside of his temple. She approached him walking home and told him her dilemma. He said, "No problem, Mrs. Sandusky. I have a parrot and I've trained him to be very devout. Perhaps you could bring him over and we could have tea tomorrow"? She accepted. When she got there, the Rabbi had his bird in a cage in the kitchen, covered in a towel. Her female bird was in a cage, uncovered. The Rabbi lifts the towel, and there is a fully mature male parrot, It's wearing a cute little Yarmulke and davening like mad over a miniature Torah, until he sees the female parrot. Then he drops the book and says, "Thank Moses! My prayers are answered"!

/rim shot
//just like a tickle monster
 
2012-08-06 08:31:36 PM  
My Rabbi sez you'll go to hell for laughing at that,
 
2012-08-06 10:10:16 PM  
 
2012-08-06 10:24:42 PM  
The girl must have been railed pretty good.

Now I want to see the amateur video.
 
2012-08-06 10:38:46 PM  
The sounds could be faked, but I don't see how the bird's movements could be faked.
 
2012-08-07 12:57:53 AM  
"polly want a cracker" means NO
 
Xai
2012-08-07 08:40:50 AM  
Audio is painfully fake
 
2012-08-07 10:49:57 AM  
So obviously fake. I mean c'mon, since when does sex last two minutes?
 
2012-08-07 02:56:08 PM  
I was working on a computer in a lab one day, with the lab manager ( a young, doe-eyed coed student worker) sitting next to me. The lab was on the third or fourth floor, with trees behind the building.

She suddenly said "Oh my God, that bird is killing that other bird!"

I stood up, looked out the window, and saw two doves mating - the male flapping his wings like crazy.

I sat back down, said "They're not fighting,", and went back to work.

Her eyes got bigger. Without looking at her, I said "Glad you're not a dove?"

She slowly nodded.

/CSB
 
2012-08-07 03:06:15 PM  
My sister used to have a love bird. Meanest farking bird I've ever encountered. It would eyeball me whenever I came over and if she let it out of the cage it would fly across the room to attack me. That beak doesn't fark around.
 
2012-08-07 04:11:45 PM  

booksmart: I was working on a computer in a lab one day, with the lab manager ( a young, doe-eyed coed student worker) sitting next to me. The lab was on the third or fourth floor, with trees behind the building.

She suddenly said "Oh my God, that bird is killing that other bird!"

I stood up, looked out the window, and saw two doves mating - the male flapping his wings like crazy.

I sat back down, said "They're not fighting,", and went back to work.

Her eyes got bigger. Without looking at her, I said "Glad you're not a dove?"

She slowly nodded.

/CSB


How do you know she nodded if you weren't looking at her?
 
2012-08-07 04:20:21 PM  

devilEther: booksmart: I was working on a computer in a lab one day, with the lab manager ( a young, doe-eyed coed student worker) sitting next to me. The lab was on the third or fourth floor, with trees behind the building.

She suddenly said "Oh my God, that bird is killing that other bird!"

I stood up, looked out the window, and saw two doves mating - the male flapping his wings like crazy.

I sat back down, said "They're not fighting,", and went back to work.

Her eyes got bigger. Without looking at her, I said "Glad you're not a dove?"

She slowly nodded.

/CSB

How do you know she nodded if you weren't looking at her?


Good peripheral vision.
 
2012-08-07 05:29:13 PM  

PYROY: My sister used to have a love bird. Meanest farking bird I've ever encountered. It would eyeball me whenever I came over and if she let it out of the cage it would fly across the room to attack me. That beak doesn't fark around.


A good number of them are like that. How else do you think that badminton was invented.
 
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