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(The Sun)   Life imitates art   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 20
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2012-08-06 09:34:24 AM
"art"
 
2012-08-06 09:44:01 AM

unlikely: "art"


Thank you.
 
2012-08-06 09:49:39 AM
She's a TRAMPIRE
 
2012-08-06 09:51:11 AM
cdn.thegloss.com


Clearly her emotional state is.... um..... I dunno.
 
2012-08-06 09:52:37 AM

doglover: [cdn.thegloss.com image 398x600]


Clearly her emotional state is.... um..... I dunno.


This...and....

"does not want to communicate with anyone.

"She hasn't showered or changed or washed her hair in several days.

"She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream."


From the picture they've used, I'm wondering how this would be different from any other day for her....
 
2012-08-06 09:55:05 AM
I thought the acting in the Twilight movies was terrible. But I guess she wasn't acting.

(my first green light!)
 
2012-08-06 09:56:54 AM

blueviking: From the picture they've used, I'm wondering how this would be different from any other day for her....


Breaking Bad is on tonight?
 
2012-08-06 10:01:14 AM
Her "momentary discretion"? Is she saying the dude she farked is a two pump chump. Good luck, dumski. Your ex can fark just about any woman in the free world now. Think about that as you shove ice cream in your snoot chute laying around in your boxers.
 
2012-08-06 10:22:43 AM

voodoolady: I thought the acting in the Twilight movies was terrible. But I guess she wasn't acting.

(my first green light!)


Congrats!
 
2012-08-06 11:07:12 AM
"She hasn't showered or changed or washed her hair in several days"

Well, the obvious first step would be to bathe her...
 
2012-08-06 11:27:35 AM
Is it just me or does she perpetually seem to be photographed with a look that conveys high and/or drunk?

Not that this round Hollywood celebrity shenanigans seem to be unusual or out of place, but if you cheat on someone how is it unexpected that they will then dump your ass?
 
2012-08-06 11:47:09 AM
Is it just me, or was Pattinson looking very Belushi-esque in that photo?
 
2012-08-06 11:48:30 AM
I would totally comfort her
 
2012-08-06 11:50:45 AM

doglover: [cdn.thegloss.com image 398x600]


Clearly her emotional state is.... um..... I dunno.


Let's consult the chart...

starcasm.net

I'd say she's feeling petulant in that particular picture.
 
2012-08-06 01:26:36 PM

rudemix: Her "momentary discretion"? Is she saying the dude she farked is a two pump chump. Good luck, dumski. Your ex can fark just about any woman in the free world now. Think about that as you shove ice cream in your snoot chute laying around in your boxers.


I doubt she'd have too much trouble finding men who'd be more than happy to sleep with her, so I can't see any disparity.
 
2012-08-06 01:43:01 PM
Oh sure, she feels so bad about it now. She clearly didn't feel bad right after the incident, nor during the entire time she kept her secrets from her loving boyfriend. The way these biatches can just block out their "indiscretions" continually amazes me.

Typical coont. Not sorry she did it, sorry she got caught.
 
2012-08-06 01:49:49 PM
This is all PR BS. The entire relationship was fabricated in order to sell tickets to these shiatty movies, and now this entire cheating incident was fabricated in order to .... wait for it....sell more tickets for the next movie that comes out in the next month or so. Meanwhile all the old hens get their gossip and the studio execs get some free publicity for their movie...barf.
 
2012-08-06 02:35:20 PM
Yeah that's a really loose definition of "Art".
 
2012-08-06 04:17:33 PM

I Like Bread: Oh sure, she feels so bad about it now. She clearly didn't feel bad right after the incident, nor during the entire time she kept her secrets from her loving boyfriend. The way these biatches can just block out their "indiscretions" continually amazes me.

Typical coont. Not sorry she did it, sorry she got caught.


what i came here to say, only in more words
 
2012-08-06 08:49:31 PM

keepitcherry: This is all PR BS. The entire relationship was fabricated in order to sell tickets to these shiatty movies, and now this entire cheating incident was fabricated in order to .... wait for it....sell more tickets for the next movie that comes out in the next month or so. Meanwhile all the old hens get their gossip and the studio execs get some free publicity for their movie...barf.


So, this vast PR conspiracy made a director cheat on his wife? Oh wait she was in on it too wasn't she. That makes sense. Hey Baby, I need to pretend to have an affair so that my movie sells well or what ever, is that cool?


I think you are giving them too much credit
 
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