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2012-08-06 09:35:06 AM
Well, the other fighter only had one arm, but both knees seemed be functioning just fine
 
2012-08-06 09:59:59 AM
give him a hand ladies and gentlemen!
 
2012-08-06 10:16:52 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Knows the feeling
 
2012-08-06 10:19:49 AM
You crazy, one-armed bastard!

/I lol'd
 
2012-08-06 10:21:33 AM
That's blatantly unfair. A nub is much harder than a hand.

Tired of living in a PC society where everyone gets a fair shake regardless of whether they're qualified or not.
 
2012-08-06 10:34:36 AM
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Proud.
 
2012-08-06 10:42:28 AM
www.evilmilk.com

/oblig
 
2012-08-06 10:51:54 AM
That was one devastating knee to the jaw.
 
2012-08-06 11:06:07 AM
that twat needs to reboot his career @ the Jiffy Lube. Holy fark, that guy's poon getting days dropped quicker than he did after than knee to the jaw. Losing to a one armed guy is just sad. Seriously, all he would had to to is keep moving to the right and hit him with a right cross and the fight's over....

...then again, he'd be known as the guy who beat a one-armed man -- which is a step above losing to a one-armed man.
 
2012-08-06 11:38:17 AM

Dogfacedgod: that twat needs to reboot his career @ the Jiffy Lube. Holy fark, that guy's poon getting days dropped quicker than he did after than knee to the jaw. Losing to a one armed guy is just sad. Seriously, all he would had to to is keep moving to the right and hit him with a right cross and the fight's over....

...then again, he'd be known as the guy who beat a one-armed man -- which is a step above losing to a one-armed man.


Nope. Not falling for the troll. Almost wrote out a angry paragraph but nothing doing.
 
2012-08-06 12:06:38 PM
It is like 1.5 arms, and he throws some devastating, short quick 'punch-elbows' with that thing.
 
2012-08-06 12:13:23 PM

Dogfacedgod: that twat needs to reboot his career @ the Jiffy Lube. Holy fark, that guy's poon getting days dropped quicker than he did after than knee to the jaw. Losing to a one armed guy is just sad. Seriously, all he would had to to is keep moving to the right and hit him with a right cross and the fight's over....

...then again, he'd be known as the guy who beat a one-armed man -- which is a step above losing to a one-armed man.


Moron. The one-handed guy is 9-0 now in MMA events. If it's so easy to fight him, why hasn't he lost? Why don't you step up to the plate and try and take him out if it's so easy.
 
2012-08-06 12:14:10 PM

phimuskapsi: ? Why don't you step up to the plate and try and take him out if it's so easy.


I will!
 
2012-08-06 12:15:38 PM

phimuskapsi: If it's so easy to fight him, why hasn't he lost?


Because, much like fighting a woman, the only way to win is not to fight. He does have a point that if you beat him, you get no credit because hey, you have two arms, way to beat up on someone with a handicap...and if you lose HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man you lost to a guy with one arm!
 
2012-08-06 12:30:39 PM
Alexander the Great is not impressed, according to a probably false story my math teacher told me.

/"forewarned is forearmed"
//4 is an even number
///but 4 is an odd number of arms for a man to have
////only number that is both odd and even is infinity
//therefore... oh never mind
 
2012-08-06 12:31:33 PM
It's like the guy with no legs in the Olympics. Why is this any different? He HAS no handicap in the ring, he's another fighter who just happens to be missing his left forearm and hand. He won't biatch if he gets knocked out to his disability, there is a reason he's allowed to fight with non-handicapped fighters, because he doesn't see himself as handicapped in a fight!
 
2012-08-06 12:42:25 PM
Did he win by threatening to touch the other guy with his freaky nub?
 
2012-08-06 12:54:32 PM
I hear he's got a killer one-one punch
 
2012-08-06 01:07:58 PM

phimuskapsi: It's like the guy with no legs in the Olympics. Why is this any different? He HAS no handicap in the ring, he's another fighter who just happens to be missing his left forearm and hand. He won't biatch if he gets knocked out to his disability, there is a reason he's allowed to fight with non-handicapped fighters, because he doesn't see himself as handicapped in a fight!


Pure rationality and reality have nothing to do with one another.
 
2012-08-06 01:35:17 PM
I wonder if he's allowed to "elbow" with his stub. I remember when Kyle Maynard fought, the athletic commission actually insisted on trying to put gloves over his stubs and the fight almost got called off when they couldn't find a way to get them to stay on.
 
2012-08-06 02:33:20 PM
One step closer to 'One legged man wins ass-kicking contest'.
 
2012-08-06 02:40:11 PM

elguerodiablo: One step closer to 'One legged man wins ass-kicking contest'.


It's been done.
 
2012-08-06 05:02:20 PM
in fairness to those who don't know about Nick, he's now 8-0, so that guy has 7 other friends to commiserate with
 
2012-08-06 05:44:11 PM
Wow.
 
2012-08-06 06:22:30 PM
*Before the knee - "Shiat son... bout to take out the trash on you boy"

*After the knee - "I LIKE TOITLES"
 
2012-08-06 07:46:46 PM
There's a reason I didn't watch that card, and it's because Michael Schiavello's voice makes me want to run toward the nearest living thing and kill it.
 
2012-08-06 10:27:48 PM

phimuskapsi: It's like the guy with no legs in the Olympics. Why is this any different? He HAS no handicap in the ring, he's another fighter who just happens to be missing his left forearm and hand. He won't biatch if he gets knocked out to his disability, there is a reason he's allowed to fight with non-handicapped fighters, because he doesn't see himself as handicapped in a fight!


Three differences:
1. This guy doesn't have a prosthetic punching hand that feels no pain.
2. This guy chose to play exclusively with the fully functional guys. The guy running the 400 in the Olympics is actually going to compete in the Paralympics after he lost in the Olympics
3. In MMA you can make a better case for missing an arm giving him an unfair weight advantage

/all mma fighers should shave their bodies bald (except for ass hair) and get their appendices, tonsils, and teeth taken out to get rid of dead weight
//not taking anything away from the mma guy, I think he's great
 
2012-08-07 03:20:45 PM
how is this a fail? the one armed guy is 8-0 as a pro, with 7 finishes. he's legit.
 
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