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(Newsnet5)   Doctor: ICU got shot in the ICU   (newsnet5.com) divider line 32
    More: Strange, Akron General, ICU, Massillon, aggravated murder, Akron  
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2012-08-06 10:32:09 AM  
LAUGHTER OL IC WUT U DID HEAR!
 
2012-08-06 10:39:52 AM  
Blame Massillon, dark lord of random violence.
 
2012-08-06 10:39:56 AM  
I am not up on medical terminology. Could someone tell me where on the body is the ICU?
 
2012-08-06 10:41:43 AM  
Euthanasia or assault? Did she survive or die? Was the suspect wearing a hat?

These details and more, coming up never.
 
2012-08-06 10:42:13 AM  

big pig peaches: I am not up on medical terminology. Could someone tell me where on the body is the ICU?


Intensive Care Unit
 
2012-08-06 10:42:30 AM  
big pig peaches

subby meant to say UFIA

/ICU RN
 
2012-08-06 10:42:41 AM  
mattfowler.biz
 
2012-08-06 10:48:24 AM  
Tales from the ICU :

Neglected old guy whose family was not changing his diaper developed fournier's gangrene on his dong. Maggots and everything. Poor guy. His dick eventually fell off.

Another was a guy who got a vibrator stuck up his ass. Surgery was required and he needed a colostomy bag in the meantime. Then his bf decided to fark his stoma ..and have the stoma herpes.
 
2012-08-06 10:49:26 AM  
And GAVE the stoma herpes. Damn autocorrect.
 
2012-08-06 10:56:13 AM  
I guess every state has slightly different wording for their crimes, but "attempted aggravated murder" seems a little redundant.

isn't any murder going to be aggravated? Where I'm from, murder is either first or second degree. aggravation is only a factor in non-lethal crimes, since the aggravation in a murder is pretty self-evident.
 
2012-08-06 10:57:47 AM  

WienerButt: Tales from the ICU :

Neglected old guy whose family was not changing his diaper developed fournier's gangrene on his dong. Maggots and everything. Poor guy. His dick eventually fell off.

Another was a guy who got a vibrator stuck up his ass. Surgery was required and he needed a colostomy bag in the meantime. Then his bf decided to fark his stoma ..and have the stoma herpes.


The images painted by these descriptions are going to haunt me for rest of the day.

/Thanks for uplifting spirits on Monday morning .
 
2012-08-06 11:00:10 AM  
What's missing from the story is WHY he did it. From other stories I had read last week, it was because he wanted to end her pain and suffering. He shot his 65 year old wife of 45 years in the ICU. Do you really think he did it because he was sick of her shiat? It's time to start letting people decide when it's their own time to die.
 
2012-08-06 11:01:03 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: big pig peaches: I am not up on medical terminology. Could someone tell me where on the body is the ICU?

Intensive Care Unit


Why didn't they just say "penis"? Is it a dirty word now?
 
2012-08-06 11:02:49 AM  
Don't GIS Fournier's gangrene. Just don't. I know usually that's as cue for "do it", but in this case... Don't.
 
2012-08-06 11:05:46 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: big pig peaches: I am not up on medical terminology. Could someone tell me where on the body is the ICU?

Intensive Care Unit


Over your head, it flew.

See it you did not.
 
2012-08-06 11:07:07 AM  
monkeyunderground.files.wordpress.com

"The Massillon Man"

Police release individual who had mistakenly picked up earlier this morning due to clerical error. Police spokesman have since apologized for the error.
 
2012-08-06 11:08:36 AM  

chandler_vt: WienerButt: Tales from the ICU :

Neglected old guy whose family was not changing his diaper developed fournier's gangrene on his dong. Maggots and everything. Poor guy. His dick eventually fell off.

Another was a guy who got a vibrator stuck up his ass. Surgery was required and he needed a colostomy bag in the meantime. Then his bf decided to fark his stoma ..and have the stoma herpes.

The images painted by these descriptions are going to haunt me for rest of the day.

/Thanks for uplifting spirits on Monday morning .


I don't remember why it had to be done, but a nurse told me she had to suction a patient's phlegm. Maybe the patient had a trach? Something. Anyways the phlegm ends up in a little cup... she put the cup on a table next to the patient, and the patient drank it. Must have thought it was water. Nurse threw up...
 
2012-08-06 11:12:29 AM  
Damn. That's the hospital where I had my broken arm repaired last year.

/wasn't anywhere near the ICU
//why am i even posting?
 
2012-08-06 11:17:28 AM  

WienerButt: Tales from the ICU :

Neglected old guy whose family was not changing his diaper developed fournier's gangrene on his dong. Maggots and everything. Poor guy. His dick eventually fell off.

Another was a guy who got a vibrator stuck up his ass. Surgery was required and he needed a colostomy bag in the meantime. Then his bf decided to fark his stoma ..and have the stoma herpes.


you said wiener butt...lol
 
2012-08-06 11:30:23 AM  

WienerButt: Tales from the ICU :

Neglected old guy whose family was not changing his diaper developed fournier's gangrene on his dong. Maggots and everything. Poor guy. His dick eventually fell off.

Another was a guy who got a vibrator stuck up his ass. Surgery was required and he needed a colostomy bag in the meantime. Then his bf decided to fark his stoma ..and have the stoma herpes.


farkers in medical & law always get to see the worst side of people. i understand why some nurses become cranky and some cops become dicks. witnessing horrible human behavior on a repeated basis has to mess with your humanity. everyone has their limit.

Mrs.Kritter used to volunteer at a no-kill animal shelter. the fat pig woman Courtney who managed the place was rude and curt to everyone. what a horrible disposition she had, a real coont. my wife was friends with her, i couldn't imagine how. Mrs.Kritter said fat Courtney became so mean from years of seeing animals brought in that had horrible things done to them. She simply grew to hate the human race, top to bottom. people suck.
 
2012-08-06 11:31:03 AM  
Well if you have to get shot....
 
2012-08-06 12:05:29 PM  
FTA: Barbara Wise had been admitted to Akron General a few days ago with a life-threatening condition.

Was that "life-threatening condition" her husband?
 
2012-08-06 12:38:14 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: [mattfowler.biz image 400x300]


The headline got that song stuck in my head, too.

/I see you at UCI, I see you at UCI!
 
2012-08-06 12:38:23 PM  
AHHHHH 3 hours later IC what U did there.....
 
2012-08-06 12:42:57 PM  
How is this possible when Hospitals are gun-free zones?
 
2012-08-06 12:59:35 PM  
Why did I think it was a good idea to read this thread while eating breakfast?

/it is a mystery
 
2012-08-06 01:11:26 PM  
Submitted this, better headline, etc...

Not sure what this guy in TFA was thinking.
 
2012-08-06 01:42:44 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: [mattfowler.biz image 400x300]


Oh fark you, I had totally forgotten the stupid song they played a million times on Adult Swim and now it's back in my head. I guess I'll be able to harass my sisters and mom when I cook the fish I'm thawing though. Still, it's a welcome change from the Brunnen-G song which has been stuck in my head since I watched Lexx again two weeks ago.

As for the article... I got nothing, that's just kind of farked up and lacking in details.
 
2012-08-06 02:37:01 PM  
gamesdbase.com

patient is ready for microsurgery, doctor!
 
2012-08-06 08:03:22 PM  

poison_amy: Don't GIS Fournier's gangrene. Just don't. I know usually that's as cue for "do it", but in this case... Don't.


For those who have weak stomachs, heed his warning... Of course he could have not brought it up in the first place...
 
2012-08-07 12:26:09 AM  
So, she died right? RTFA and DNRTFT
 
2012-08-07 09:09:57 AM  

devastation station: So, she died right? RTFA and DNRTFT


I read the article a long time ago, but I made a comment on the language of the charge against him: "attempted aggravated murder"

so, I'm guessing she's still alive. although, I still think calling a murder "aggravated" is ridiculous. since, all those simple, non-aggravated murders are so less reprehensible.
 
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