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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Aniston had a nice run but now she is just a hairnet away from being the hot cafeteria lady   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 139
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2012-08-06 10:39:33 AM
Most actresses are relegated to playing "mom" or other older-wiser-figure when they hit 30.

If Aniston is getting non-mom roles she's WAY ahead of the curve.
 
2012-08-06 10:46:53 AM
Needs more flair
 
2012-08-06 10:48:17 AM
I'm ok with those nipples.
 
2012-08-06 10:49:01 AM
Must be cold where she is.
 
2012-08-06 10:50:22 AM
Fist of an angry God...King of England, etc.

She is sooooo hot.

Of course, she's only a few months older than me, so that may influence my point of view.

/Suck it haters.
 
2012-08-06 10:51:48 AM
Never got it... but would love to fist her bank account...
 
2012-08-06 10:52:10 AM
People age? WTF? Why wasn't I told?
 
2012-08-06 10:52:43 AM
Titillating performance,Jennifer.
 
2012-08-06 10:55:48 AM
Would hit.
 
2012-08-06 10:56:20 AM

penguinfark: Fist of an angry God...King of England, etc.

She is sooooo hot.

Of course, she's only a few months years older than me, so that may influence my point of view.

/Suck it haters.


fixed the one little part to make the rest of your statement comply with my interests

that is one hot woman who really hasn't aged in appearance at the same rate she's aged chronologically

and aside from a nose job many years ago i don't see any signs of plastic surgery or overly excessive makeup
 
2012-08-06 11:00:13 AM
nice nips
 
2012-08-06 11:00:37 AM
Make no mistake, Subby, I would totally wreck that shiat.
 
2012-08-06 11:01:56 AM
If lunch ladies looked like that at your school, subby, I'm envious.

Keep in mind that the photos of her in the tank top are her wearing makeup for the role, and that's going to exacerbate the age showing on her face. In other photos in the same article she's wearing a different outfit but looks much better in the face.

If I were able to pick a celeb for a fling, I'd take Jennifer Anniston long before most starlets half her age.
 
2012-08-06 11:02:33 AM

Cortez the Killer: Make no mistake, Subby, I would totally wreck that shiat.


I'd wreck that like a train slamming into a Semi on the trucks. POW won't come close to the damage wrecked on it.
 
2012-08-06 11:08:04 AM
She's reached the point where she can't pull of that frowny face without having her jowls pile up very noticeably.
 
2012-08-06 11:14:56 AM
Subby didn't see Horrible Bosses. KAAAAAZIIIIIIING!!!
 
2012-08-06 11:18:02 AM
First three pics looks like she really needs to take a dump and is wondering is she will make it to the bathroom. First pic is confirming its not just gas...second one is the realization of what's coming and possible crowning...third pic is tightening of the butt cheeks and the brisk yet controlled walk to nearest facility.
 
2012-08-06 11:18:05 AM
How much for a BBBJ?
 
2012-08-06 11:18:10 AM
Sloppy Joe, slop-sloppy Joe!
 
2012-08-06 11:21:21 AM

Wellon Dowd: She's reached the point where she can't pull of that frowny face without having her jowls pile up very noticeably.


Pretty much this. Great body, but she looks her age here, and that's not allowable for women.
 
2012-08-06 11:22:34 AM
She looks fantastic.
 
2012-08-06 11:31:20 AM
I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 
2012-08-06 11:33:31 AM

Wellon Dowd: She's reached the point where she can't pull of that frowny face without having her jowls pile up very noticeably.


i.dailymail.co.uk

Fergie's at that point as well.
 
2012-08-06 11:34:39 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Wellon Dowd: She's reached the point where she can't pull of that frowny face without having her jowls pile up very noticeably.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x682]

Fergie's at that point as well.


Fergie was never hot though.
 
2012-08-06 11:43:02 AM
Fergie belongs in this thread about as much as the Throw Momma From the Train lady.
 
2012-08-06 11:43:56 AM
Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?
 
2012-08-06 11:44:50 AM
I've never been a big Jennifer Aniston fan (not big on blondes), but I must say that last picture is really quite good. Good hands, good arms, good facial coloring (make-up, obviously, but still). The earlier pictures are just what happens when you take a picture of someone in the middle of doing something. No worries.
 
2012-08-06 11:45:22 AM

IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?


Because she loves America
 
2012-08-06 11:45:25 AM

IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?


I think she might have bolt-ons?
 
2012-08-06 11:46:15 AM

IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?


Stop asking and enjoy the ride. Sheesh.
 
2012-08-06 11:46:37 AM

Aidan: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

I think she might have bolt-ons?


She must have aimed low if those are bolt-ons.
 
2012-08-06 11:46:57 AM

IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?


They look like the permanantly erect nipples of a woman who has nursed many children. Given that we know she hasn't had any children, I would guess they are pasties designed to give a woman that hard look.
 
2012-08-06 11:47:51 AM

groppet: I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


Yeah, I say that to my wife all the time about various hotties, it's enough of a running joke that we named the WiFi 'Crackers', and she is a cool enough lady to get a kick out of the joke. Kinda funny when people come over and ask why it's named that, though.
 
2012-08-06 11:48:12 AM

Aidan: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

I think she might have bolt-ons?


i have no proof, but i really don't think she does have bolt-ons. they seem to be naturally shaped/sized

i would like proof

some people's headlights are always on
 
2012-08-06 11:48:21 AM
OK, she still hot and I'd fark her in a heartbeat (and that's probably how long the act itself will also take) but damn those shorts look stupid with the pockets sticking out. Who ever thought that should be a fashion trend should be hung, drawn and quartered.
 
2012-08-06 11:50:30 AM
And some people wonder why she got Hottest Woman Alive last year? It's not because there aren't women hotter, but because for the most part, she hasn't changed in 20 years, no plastic surgery wrecks, no really obvious aging, just almost the same woman she was when she first became popular. It's the enduring thing that is impressive.
 
2012-08-06 11:52:10 AM

cgraves67: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

They look like the permanantly erect nipples of a woman who has nursed many children. Given that we know she hasn't had any children, I would guess they are pasties designed to give a woman that hard look.


That hard "askin for a rape-in" look that's so popular these days =P
 
2012-08-06 11:52:14 AM

Aidan: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

I think she might have bolt-ons?


You do realize that the term "bolt-on" isn't literal, right? Those aren't screwheads.
 
2012-08-06 11:54:09 AM

Wellon Dowd: You do realize that the term "bolt-on" isn't literal, right? Those aren't screwheads.


Permanently erect nipples are a known side effect of implants
 
2012-08-06 11:55:21 AM

Mikey1969: And some people wonder why she got Hottest Woman Alive last year? It's not because there aren't women hotter, but because for the most part, she hasn't changed in 20 years, no plastic surgery wrecks, no really obvious aging, just almost the same woman she was when she first became popular. It's the enduring thing that is impressive.


truth.

i have always watched "friends" and continue watching all the reruns on nick at nite, etc...and of course in the first 2 or 3 seasons she looked REALLY young, but after that she aged ever-so-slightly and has pretty much held at that level since then...just a tiny bit of aging over the years
 
2012-08-06 11:56:14 AM

bungle_jr: Aidan: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

I think she might have bolt-ons?

i have no proof, but i really don't think she does have bolt-ons. they seem to be naturally shaped/sized

i would like proof

some people's headlights are always on


you mean like this?
NSFW,
 
2012-08-06 11:58:42 AM

Vacation Bible School: bungle_jr: Aidan: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

I think she might have bolt-ons?

i have no proof, but i really don't think she does have bolt-ons. they seem to be naturally shaped/sized

i would like proof

some people's headlights are always on

you mean like this?
NSFW,


i can't open this link...i'm at work.
 
2012-08-06 12:08:39 PM
I want to have sex with her.

/amidoinitright?
 
2012-08-06 12:11:08 PM
OK, who started this nonsense about pocket linings hanging out of your pants?
 
2012-08-06 12:11:39 PM

This About That: OK, who started this nonsense about pocket linings hanging out of your pants?


As with everything else wrong with Hollywood and movies in general...

I blame K Stew
 
2012-08-06 12:15:01 PM

This About That: OK, who started this nonsense about pocket linings hanging out of your pants?


it is quite trashy looking, isn't it? not as bad as pant waists at the knees, but still quite stupid!

then again, as non-prudish as i am, and as much as i understand that the forecast here in dfw has the highs at 100+ for the next week, i don't understand shorts up to the buttcheeks. i think most women look better with slightly more conservative apparel...i mean, she can wear shorts 4 inches above the knee, still be cute, and still be comfortable
 
2012-08-06 12:15:05 PM

bungle_jr: Mikey1969: And some people wonder why she got Hottest Woman Alive last year? It's not because there aren't women hotter, but because for the most part, she hasn't changed in 20 years, no plastic surgery wrecks, no really obvious aging, just almost the same woman she was when she first became popular. It's the enduring thing that is impressive.

truth.

i have always watched "friends" and continue watching all the reruns on nick at nite, etc...and of course in the first 2 or 3 seasons she looked REALLY young, but after that she aged ever-so-slightly and has pretty much held at that level since then...just a tiny bit of aging over the years


Yeah, definitely not the haggard lunch lady Subby is pointing to. He must be about 12 and thinks anyone over 14 is "icky"...
 
2012-08-06 12:16:41 PM
She may look like she has too much makeup and stupid looking cut off shorts because she's playing a prostitute.
 
2012-08-06 12:20:37 PM
So I am scrolling down the page, looking at the pictures, when I notice that in one of the pictures Jennifer Aniston has an orange circle surrounded by a white circle with a little point on her knee. I wondered " Is that a design on her pants or something added on this website?" So I scroll over it and an Ebay Advertisement pops up with the Farking pants she's wearing "Buy the look!"

I want to punch something.
 
2012-08-06 12:22:26 PM

funk_soul_bubby: Sloppy Joe, slop-sloppy Joe!


Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans.

/Really THAT far in before it showed up?
 
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