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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Aniston had a nice run but now she is just a hairnet away from being the hot cafeteria lady   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 139
    More: Obvious, Jennifer Aniston, Daisy Dukes, Sudeikis, chandeliers, Dowd, Duchess of Cambridge, Katy Perry, prostitution  
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19278 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Aug 2012 at 10:44 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-06 12:26:39 PM  
She is starting to look like Maura Tierney. I'm OK with that.
 
2012-08-06 12:30:32 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Aidan: IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?

I think she might have bolt-ons?

You do realize that the term "bolt-on" isn't literal, right? Those aren't screwheads.


I wanted to go with "Maybe they're nuts", but I figured the response from that would be low. :)
 
2012-08-06 12:31:00 PM  
Just testing dropping images in from Droplr, not on topic
 
2012-08-06 12:31:43 PM  
Did none of you RTFA? She's wearing the shorts because it's the wardrobe of the character she's playing in the farking movie!!
 
2012-08-06 12:33:56 PM  
Left nip bigger than, right nip.
 
2012-08-06 12:34:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-06 12:34:53 PM  

wildsnowllama: So I am scrolling down the page, looking at the pictures, when I notice that in one of the pictures Jennifer Aniston has an orange circle surrounded by a white circle with a little point on her knee. I wondered " Is that a design on her pants or something added on this website?" So I scroll over it and an Ebay Advertisement pops up with the Farking pants she's wearing "Buy the look!"

I want to punch something.


Get the look.
 
2012-08-06 12:36:13 PM  

penthesilea: She may look like she has too much makeup and stupid looking cut off shorts because she's playing a prostitute.


chevydeuce: Did none of you RTFA? She's wearing the shorts because it's the wardrobe of the character she's playing in the farking movie!!


i don't recall anyone asking why she is wearing those shorts...just someone wondering why that look began + myself agreeing
 
2012-08-06 12:37:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-06 12:39:12 PM  
My first serious girlfriend looks just like her. Im talking identical.

Oh, the memories.
 
2012-08-06 12:40:00 PM  

WienerButt: My first serious girlfriend looks just like her. Im talking identical.

Oh, the memories.


pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-08-06 12:40:54 PM  
A picture of Jennifer Aniston displaying her nipples? Why this is most assuredly something none of us have seen before!
 
2012-08-06 12:43:11 PM  

bungle_jr: WienerButt: My first serious girlfriend looks just like her. Im talking identical.

Oh, the memories.

pics or it didn't happen


Preferably with fully erect nipples and a white tank top...

maybe throw a super soaker in there for good measure.
 
2012-08-06 12:52:18 PM  
Her tips are eternally erecticus. I am wondering if she got a boob job when she was a teenager.

Those things are sharp enough to cut glass.
 
2012-08-06 12:55:15 PM  
c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com
 
2012-08-06 12:59:48 PM  
I'd give her the old sloppy joe.
 
2012-08-06 01:03:49 PM  
Jennifer Aniston had a nice run...

The problem is, shes still running. If she stop or at least slow down a bit, I would probably disappoint her sexually. and it would only take a few minutes out of her day.
 
2012-08-06 01:06:13 PM  
Damn, I only posted that comment 2 minutes ago... How do they get these so fast?

shaunkaufmanlaw.com
 
2012-08-06 01:06:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-06 01:06:39 PM  

IrateShadow: Why are her nipples hard in every picture she's in?


If you are a man, you have to turn in your card for asking.
 
2012-08-06 01:08:03 PM  

WienerButt: My first serious girlfriend looks just like her. Im talking identical.

Oh, the memories.


What about your first silly girlfriend?
 
2012-08-06 01:16:36 PM  
She does kinda looked like the dried up biker skank bartender at that bar I used to work the door at. Her breasts were amazing though too!
 
2012-08-06 01:20:49 PM  

nmiguy: Her tips are eternally erecticus. I am wondering if she got a boob job when she was a teenager.

Those things are sharp enough to cut glass.


You'll put yer eye out, kid.
 
2012-08-06 01:21:49 PM  
i hear she digs anal.
 
2012-08-06 01:29:08 PM  
Smoking:


It's not for everyone.
 
2012-08-06 01:37:00 PM  
Never saw a lunch lady who came anywhere close to that...
 
2012-08-06 01:40:22 PM  

monoski: Never saw a lunch lady who came anywhere close to that...


Yep, cause if that's the lunch lady, I know what Im eating for lunch!!
 
2012-08-06 01:50:35 PM  

All those passing on her... WHATEVER. Better odds for me...

fanspage.info



/Albeit... from 1 in a billion to 1 in 999,999,999.
//I'll take it!
 
2012-08-06 02:18:57 PM  

LivingDeadX1: All those passing on her... WHATEVER. Better odds for me...

[fanspage.info image 634x476]

/Albeit... from 1 in a billion to 1 in 999,999,999.
//I'll take it!


Yeah, just so you know, the line forms right behind me...
 
2012-08-06 02:23:45 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x833]


If she'd hold that pose for, say, 2-3 minutes, I'd be a very satisfied man.

/she'd be disappointed as well
//damn she still looks good
 
2012-08-06 02:26:22 PM  
Looks like the cafeteria lady is smuggling raisins.
 
2012-08-06 02:28:09 PM  

LivingDeadX1: /Albeit... from 1 in a billion to 1 in 999,999,999


www.themost10.com

So you're saying there's a chance?
 
2012-08-06 02:45:47 PM  
News Flash: Some women have larger or more erect nipples naturally. Probably more women than you think, but they make thicker bras to help cover this up. Difficult to believe, I know, but the headlights can garner unwanted attention at times.

/Been there
//No, you wouldn't want to see a pic. I'm 50.
 
2012-08-06 02:47:15 PM  

weaselette: you wouldn't want to see a pic.


Wanna bet? eip :-)
 
2012-08-06 02:56:52 PM  
thecount.com

It's a fake.
 
2012-08-06 02:58:17 PM  

kiteless: Fergie belongs in this thread about as much as the Throw Momma From the Train lady.


www.moviemarket.com

=

www.wearysloth.com


What is it, your period?
 
2012-08-06 02:58:47 PM  

weaselette: News Flash: Some women have larger or more erect nipples naturally. Probably more women than you think, but they make thicker bras to help cover this up. Difficult to believe, I know, but the headlights can garner unwanted attention at times.

/Been there
//No, you wouldn't want to see a pic. I'm 50.


I presume you're prepared for the imminent deluge of requests for proof.
 
2012-08-06 03:13:31 PM  
I'd wreck that.
However my problem with her is that as attractive as she is there is something about her that I find just meh. I can't put my finger on it. Again, it's not her looks. She's aged better than most and looks great. Maybe it's that fact that she can't keep a man. She doesn't seem crazy, just seems like she has a lack of charisma or something. I know, STFU and just look at her tits.

Still....just meh...
 
2012-08-06 03:13:35 PM  

Apos: weaselette: News Flash: Some women have larger or more erect nipples naturally. Probably more women than you think, but they make thicker bras to help cover this up. Difficult to believe, I know, but the headlights can garner unwanted attention at times.

/Been there
//No, you wouldn't want to see a pic. I'm 50.

I presume you're prepared for the imminent deluge of requests for proof.


Dammit. I was hoping that saying I was 50 would dissuade even the most desperate Farkers. The standards are lower than I thought around here...
 
2012-08-06 03:18:55 PM  

boogerwolf: I'd wreck that.
However my problem with her is that as attractive as she is there is something about her that I find just meh. I can't put my finger on it. Again, it's not her looks. She's aged better than most and looks great. Maybe it's that fact that she can't keep a man. She doesn't seem crazy, just seems like she has a lack of charisma or something. I know, STFU and just look at her tits.

Still....just meh...


Charisma implies you care what comes out of her mouth.....

Rather than what goes in it!!
 
2012-08-06 03:22:54 PM  

weaselette: Dammit. I was hoping that saying I was 50 would dissuade even the most desperate Farkers. The standards are lower than I thought around here..


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-08-06 03:33:34 PM  

weaselette: News Flash: Some women have larger or more erect nipples naturally. Probably more women than you think, but they make thicker bras to help cover this up. Difficult to believe, I know, but the headlights can garner unwanted attention at times.

/Been there
//No, you wouldn't want to see a pic. I'm 50.


that isnt for you to decide, the internet knows if it wants to see your bewbs... and if I know the internet it will be reminding you that E goes in the P
 
2012-08-06 03:33:38 PM  

weaselette: Apos: weaselette: News Flash: Some women have larger or more erect nipples naturally. Probably more women than you think, but they make thicker bras to help cover this up. Difficult to believe, I know, but the headlights can garner unwanted attention at times.

/Been there
//No, you wouldn't want to see a pic. I'm 50.

I presume you're prepared for the imminent deluge of requests for proof.

Dammit. I was hoping that saying I was 50 would dissuade even the most desperate Farkers. The standards are lower than I thought around here...

Standards

? On this site? You *are* joking,right?
 
2012-08-06 03:40:20 PM  
I forgot, just for a moment there, that the site isn't made up entirely of the really vocal proponents of women under 30 with small nipples. It's an easy mistake to make!
 
2012-08-06 03:48:16 PM  

groppet: I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


www.classicalgas.com

Knows a thing or two about eating crackers in bed, especially how to derive the maximum enjoyment thereof.

/old and obscure
//off the lawn - unless you're Jennifer with those headlights - then come right in.
 
2012-08-06 03:50:09 PM  
Aniston? Yeah, no thanks.
 
2012-08-06 04:03:52 PM  

LivingDeadX1: All those passing on her... WHATEVER. Better odds for me...

[fanspage.info image 634x476]

/Albeit... from 1 in a billion to 1 in 999,999,999.
//I'll take it!


Who....eats those particular foods....in that order?
 
2012-08-06 04:04:05 PM  

Apos: Standards? On this site? You *are* joking,right?


That sums it up. Like Ron White said, "Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you wanna see 'em all".

We're not all desperate. Some of us are... well... opportunists.
 
2012-08-06 04:14:54 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Aniston? Yeah, no thanks.


yeah, like she'd give you a second glance.
 
2012-08-06 04:14:56 PM  

weaselette: Apos: weaselette: News Flash: Some women have larger or more erect nipples naturally. Probably more women than you think, but they make thicker bras to help cover this up. Difficult to believe, I know, but the headlights can garner unwanted attention at times.

/Been there
//No, you wouldn't want to see a pic. I'm 50.

I presume you're prepared for the imminent deluge of requests for proof.

Dammit. I was hoping that saying I was 50 would dissuade even the most desperate Farkers. The standards are lower than I thought around here...


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