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(The Sun)   We're still not saying he was an alien, but Michael Jackson would shrink so much during a performance he would have to change into smaller outfits halfway through the show   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 48
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2012-08-06 07:12:06 AM  
DYNO MITE DYNO MITE
 
2012-08-06 07:12:53 AM  
3/4" ??? BFD! I lose far more than that just taking a morning dump. I surely don't need to put on smaller clothes after that!
 
2012-08-06 07:15:45 AM  
I remember reading that Angus Young would lose ~5 lbs after a performance as well.
/With good reason.
 
2012-08-06 07:20:20 AM  
28 inch waist? Damn, I was thin once but I had a 29 inch waist, Anything below that and I'd look like I was on a starvation diet.
 
2012-08-06 07:22:01 AM  

C18H27NO3: I remember reading that Angus Young would lose ~5 lbs after a performance as well.
/With good reason.


i too read Angus would lose 5 to 8LBS per show. he's a madman!

also read that the lead singer lives in a Age 50+ community in FLA. no one has a clue who he is there, it's all peace & quiet when he's home. that's sweet to be famous and still have privacy.
 
2012-08-06 07:28:37 AM  
He's dead. Get over it.
 
2012-08-06 07:30:02 AM  

jmomo: He's dead. Get over it.


I'm sure he's gone down a few pants sizes by now.
 
2012-08-06 07:30:19 AM  
WE GET IT, HE'S BLACK!
 
2012-08-06 07:38:46 AM  
Michael Jackson was an alien? I guess this documentary was true:

25.media.tumblr.com

/The children! Yeah, I'll spend all my time thinking about the children! Thank you Black Dynamite!
//Hot like...stuff that's hot.
 
2012-08-06 07:39:05 AM  
I guess subby never heard of a little unknown sport called Wrestling.

/Could drop 6 before a weigh-in
//Also, how is this main page material?
 
2012-08-06 07:45:55 AM  

Jizz Master Zero: Michael Jackson was an alien? I guess this documentary was true:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x636]

/The children! Yeah, I'll spend all my time thinking about the children! Thank you Black Dynamite!
//Hot like...stuff that's hot.


Little bastard killed Shamone.
 
2012-08-06 07:49:35 AM  
You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?

www.fileden.com
 
2012-08-06 08:05:45 AM  

C18H27NO3: I remember reading that Angus Young would lose ~5 lbs after a performance as well.
/With good reason.


Not surprising. 2 1/2 to 3 hour performance, under hot lights, wearing a velvet coat for at least the first hour.

The guy sweats so much, it's amazing he hasn't electrocuted himself.
 
2012-08-06 08:15:21 AM  

MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?


Nope, no clue. Who?
 
2012-08-06 08:26:32 AM  

MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?


www.entersandiego.com
 
2012-08-06 08:29:41 AM  

C18H27NO3: I remember reading that Angus Young would lose ~5 lbs after a performance as well.
/With good reason.


I played drums in a speed metal band back in the 90s and I wouldn't be surprised if I lost
twice that during rehearsals/performances.
 
2012-08-06 08:39:43 AM  
Sometimes I gain weight during a performance.
/free grub and drinks for the band.
 
Zel [TotalFark]
2012-08-06 08:41:39 AM  

MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?


Am i supposed to recognize her? Does she have a name?
 
2012-08-06 08:48:06 AM  
On long runs (for me that means 10-12 miles) I'll lose about two pounds even if I drink along the way.

/grist
 
2012-08-06 08:49:23 AM  
NASCAR drivers also have been known to drop at least 5 lbs. during a race due to their firesuit.

This story is unremarkable.
 
2012-08-06 09:13:05 AM  

Zel: MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?

Am i supposed to recognize her? Does she have a name?


3.bp.blogspot.com2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-06 09:21:17 AM  
10 pounds is pretty normal for me after a long run. It comes back on real quick.
 
2012-08-06 09:31:11 AM  

kroonermanblack: MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?

Nope, no clue. Who?


Kirstie Alley? During one of her non-beached whale phases?
 
Zel [TotalFark]
2012-08-06 09:31:16 AM  

eas81: Zel: MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?

Am i supposed to recognize her? Does she have a name?


Thank you sir, I now understand.
 
2012-08-06 09:33:11 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Just like Elvis, he didn't die, he just went home.
 
2012-08-06 09:44:30 AM  
I remember reading years ago that Mick Jagger would often lose eight pounds or so during a single show. I bet Meat Loaf would, as well.
 
2012-08-06 09:50:30 AM  
I dunno, but I had Propofol during a recent procedure and afterwards I kept grabbing my crotch and had an intense desire to wear a glove
 
2012-08-06 10:04:04 AM  
This explains his white children.
 
2012-08-06 10:13:27 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-08-06 10:38:50 AM  
So Michael Jackson lost weight during extreme physical exertion. How shocking.
 
2012-08-06 11:06:57 AM  
I sweated off three pounds in a half hour jog this morning. The article writer sounds fat.
 
2012-08-06 11:07:37 AM  

High Karate: DYNO MITE DYNO MITE


Done in one.
 
2012-08-06 11:39:58 AM  
He'd better be alien

/was
 
2012-08-06 11:50:39 AM  
I'm not saying it was Aliens, but...

a0.twimg.com

Oh yeah. GOT to be Aliens. On both counts.

/hot like the surface of the distant star, around which orbits the planet from whence they came...
 
2012-08-06 11:53:26 AM  
28 inch waist? Phhht! I have ankles that big.
 
2012-08-06 12:00:55 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

No bones but is supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders.
 
2012-08-06 12:04:18 PM  
i am a unionized steel worker/heavy equipment operator now.
on a summers day, i could lose that amount even with drinking water/juice all day.
 
2012-08-06 12:16:43 PM  
sure 29 is too small. but add a few to it and you get 38 which is too much.
 
2012-08-06 12:56:35 PM  
This fact might be the most normal thing about the dude.
 
2012-08-06 01:45:32 PM  

eas81: Zel: MAYORBOB: You know who else lost a lot of water during a performance?

Am i supposed to recognize her? Does she have a name?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x500][2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1165]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-06 02:28:26 PM  
Yeah, I had a 29 inch waist in 9th grade. I was also 6'2":

people.delphiforums.com

By my senior year in high school, it was 33" and I was 6'4". I had to rent a shadow.
 
2012-08-06 02:30:08 PM  

Aulus: Yeah, I had a 29 inch waist in 9th grade. I was also 6'2":

[people.delphiforums.com image 594x559]

By my senior year in high school, it was 33" and I was 6'4". I had to rent a shadow.


but your gay so you don't matter

don't tell me that's a straight person hair cut
 
2012-08-06 02:59:09 PM  
Jacko was on his Backo
 
2012-08-06 03:11:53 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Aulus: Yeah, I had a 29 inch waist in 9th grade. I was also 6'2":

[people.delphiforums.com image 594x559]

By my senior year in high school, it was 33" and I was 6'4". I had to rent a shadow.

but your gay so you don't matter

don't tell me that's a straight person hair cut


A flat-top haircut circa 1963 is gay? Nope, don't think so.
 
2012-08-06 03:14:26 PM  

Aulus: Jon iz teh kewl: Aulus: Yeah, I had a 29 inch waist in 9th grade. I was also 6'2":

[people.delphiforums.com image 594x559]

By my senior year in high school, it was 33" and I was 6'4". I had to rent a shadow.

but your gay so you don't matter

don't tell me that's a straight person hair cut

A flat-top haircut circa 1963 is gay? Nope, don't think so.


it's your stance too
and your eyez
dude
 
2012-08-06 03:24:28 PM  
This article getting green is proof positive that the admins are drunk off their arse after the curiosity landing.
 
2012-08-06 03:28:00 PM  
MJ would lose about 50 pounds a day, after he sent his sleepover guest back home.
 
2012-08-06 09:16:54 PM  
DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!!!
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
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