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(Vancouver Sun)   A collection of some of the best Tweets after NBC inadvertently aired the nipple slip of a female water polo athlete. "Omg. NBC went for a close up underwater women's polo and I'm sure I saw nipple"   (vancouversun.com) divider line 134
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2012-08-06 06:28:02 AM
The one thing I miss most about Germany was all the nipples they would show on tv (yes, the women kind)
 
2012-08-06 07:00:54 AM
America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.
 
2012-08-06 07:03:06 AM
NBC aired a nipple? For less than a second?

/*monocle falls into coffee*
 
2012-08-06 07:10:57 AM

miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.


*sigh*
 
2012-08-06 08:04:24 AM
Janet Jackson is competing in the Olympics!??

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


userserve-ak.last.fm

This is how it starts, people!!!
 
2012-08-06 08:34:15 AM
So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!
 
2012-08-06 08:38:35 AM

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


I, for one, welcome our nipple overlords.
 
2012-08-06 08:42:57 AM
My god!
NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!

/I'm okay with this
 
2012-08-06 08:51:18 AM

Angry Monkey: My god!
NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!

/I'm okay with this


Monipply?
 
2012-08-06 08:57:42 AM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 09:02:14 AM
Why the fark is a nipple slip even noteworthy in the halycon days of free internet porn?
 
2012-08-06 09:03:36 AM
Having reviewed the footage:

WTF America?
 
2012-08-06 09:17:35 AM
Stop acting like nudity on network tv is the pinnacle of human achievement.

Stop acting like everyone is going to die if a nipple is shown on network tv.

There, that'll cover it all
 
2012-08-06 09:18:16 AM

Angry Monkey: My god!
NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!

/I'm okay with this


And the last 13 years of Olympic coverage have been erased.
 
2012-08-06 09:18:36 AM
 
2012-08-06 09:20:35 AM
geez, this crap again? "land of the free"...but don't you dare show a nipple! all the children will require a lifetime of therapy, and all the men will rape all the women!

i wish i could be stationed in germany again without being back in the military. i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.
 
2012-08-06 09:20:40 AM
Those were the BEST tweets?

Yipes
 
2012-08-06 09:22:34 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Having reviewed the footage:

.......



My first thought was "good lord, those thighs would squash my head like a grape".
 
2012-08-06 09:23:16 AM
It's completely void of any sexual connotation, if this is getting you titillated, you probably haven't left the house in about 20 years.

Also, I was completely focused on the bare asses in the underwater shots, I would have never noticed a nipple.
 
2012-08-06 09:24:39 AM
FTA
WHO ALL SEEN THE NIPPLE IN OLYPIC WATER POLO?

TO ME IT LOOK LIKE A NIPPLE TO ME
 
2012-08-06 09:25:13 AM
The nipple is of the devil & will corrupt the youth zomg.

WTF.

Enjoy the shame of your naughty bits, ladies.
 
2012-08-06 09:27:06 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: January 26, 2005 - U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV


Bets quote from that: "Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
i.imgur.com

The poor kid is farked up.
 
2012-08-06 09:27:35 AM

miss diminutive: miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.

*sigh*


Have some more coffee, we forgive you
 
2012-08-06 09:30:11 AM
1. Get born
2. Suck on nipple for nourishment.
3. Get weaned, forget you ever saw the nipple.
4. Never look at a nipple again in public, or any kind of media.
5. Profit!
 
2012-08-06 09:30:14 AM
Freedom*
 
2012-08-06 09:30:38 AM

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNONIPPLES!
 
2012-08-06 09:30:58 AM
TTIUWON
 
2012-08-06 09:31:05 AM
 
2012-08-06 09:32:35 AM

Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!


Haven't found anything on their website yet. Maybe it's only black boobies that are the problem. However, I did find this hilarious picture.

www.parentstv.org
 
2012-08-06 09:32:53 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

My nipples explode with delight!
 
2012-08-06 09:33:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Offensive Womans Spanish Water Polo Nipple screen cap


Lawls
 
2012-08-06 09:33:39 AM
Subby should have made up a better headline. A lot of people aren't going to fall for the old "water polo" line. Make up something more believable next time, like synchronous swimming. That almost sounds like it could be a real sport.
 
2012-08-06 09:33:51 AM
Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?
 
2012-08-06 09:36:06 AM
They shouldn't even be wearing swimsuits. Seriously. What's the farking point? They serve no purpose other than to facilitate our asinine prudishness. Fark the Puritans.
 
2012-08-06 09:36:39 AM

Derwood: Those were the BEST tweets?

Yipes


THIS!

The pointless posting of Tweets as news is far more disturbing than the breakdown of the on-air nipple ban.
 
2012-08-06 09:36:52 AM
nipplecrites!
 
2012-08-06 09:36:57 AM

sammyk: Why the fark is a nipple slip even noteworthy in the halycon days of free internet porn?


It's about different expectations for different media. On the internet, nipples are pretty common, even expected. People watching network TV have different expectations, so when we see a nipple (which we all know won't kill us) it's a bigger deal.

/Said nipples twice
 
2012-08-06 09:38:27 AM

dogdaze:

i219.photobucket.com



I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.
 
2012-08-06 09:38:58 AM
Before it gets taken down. Caution, muscular nipples ahead!

looks like a competitor grabbed her suit. Not the biggest deal ever. This sport is all about the booty anyway.
 
2012-08-06 09:39:13 AM

SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?


Broke your Google again?
 
2012-08-06 09:39:43 AM

SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?

It's here, but not very clear.
 
2012-08-06 09:41:39 AM

Shafty: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage? It's here, but not very clear.



Computer rotate. Enhance.
 
2012-08-06 09:41:59 AM
Not to be pedantic (too late!) but AFAIR, Jackson/Timberlake/CBS were fined not for the exposure of the nipple, but because the FCC thought it was planned. It did come at the end of the set, on the line "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," then went straight to black. I thought it was planned when I saw it live, and just about all the context screamed it.

Anyway, this was incidental exposure, and not something NBC should have known w/could happen.

// which is the excuse they'll use, and somehow they can get away with it when CBS couldn't
// either that or the PTC won't spam the FCC's mailbox with complaints over this
// c'mon farkers - let's troll the FCC!
 
2012-08-06 09:42:26 AM

Shafty: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage? It's here, but not very clear.


I am shocked and titillated by the unexpected blurry revelation of a woman's private chest area.
 
2012-08-06 09:43:13 AM

Linkster: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?

Broke your Google again?


Now now. Even if it would have been faster to just google "Olympic nipple slip", it's far better to go to Fark, post in a thread, and wait for someone to link it for you. Didn't you know?
 
2012-08-06 09:44:24 AM

12349876: Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!

Haven't found anything on their website yet. Maybe it's only black boobies that are the problem. However, I did find this hilarious picture.

[www.parentstv.org image 300x230]


Penis went where?
 
2012-08-06 09:45:11 AM

Dr Dreidel: Not to be pedantic (too late!) but AFAIR, Jackson/Timberlake/CBS were fined not for the exposure of the nipple, but because the FCC thought it was planned. It did come at the end of the set, on the line "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," then went straight to black. I thought it was planned when I saw it live, and just about all the context screamed it.

Anyway, this was incidental exposure, and not something NBC should have known w/could happen.

// which is the excuse they'll use, and somehow they can get away with it when CBS couldn't
// either that or the PTC won't spam the FCC's mailbox with complaints over this
// c'mon farkers - let's troll the FCC!


bungle_jr: geez, this crap again? "land of the free"...but don't you dare show a nipple! all the children will require a lifetime of therapy, and all the men will rape all the women!

i wish i could be stationed in germany again without being back in the military. i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.


miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


You people realize that no one is genuinely reporting on this, right? The "blogosphere" is talking about it I don't see anyone who actually matters caring one bit.
 
2012-08-06 09:46:41 AM
Just one? Really, America, get over your fear of human anatomy. (Oh, and that's NSFW if you are in the US.)
 
2012-08-06 09:47:32 AM
That had all of the fapping potential of a 1916 quarter.
 
2012-08-06 09:48:33 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:

[i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]


I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.


In Soviet Union, nipples stare at you!

Is it communism to make nipples as happy as they make you?
 
2012-08-06 09:48:51 AM
Without nipples, bewbs are just pointless.
 
2012-08-06 09:49:43 AM

BikerRay: Just one? Really, America, get over your fear of human anatomy. (Oh, and that's NSFW if you are in the US.)



See I KNEW there was more to women's sports than they were letting on!
 
2012-08-06 09:49:51 AM
I believe this is what you gentlemen are looking for:

Possibly NSFW but safe for NBC?

http://roneimc.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/water-polo-uncensored.png
 
2012-08-06 09:51:39 AM

12349876: Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!

Haven't found anything on their website yet. Maybe it's only black boobies that are the problem. However, I did find this hilarious picture.

[www.parentstv.org image 300x230]


Dad looks intrigued, mom looks shocked, the oldest daughter is pretending to be disgusted but she is probably disgusted because daddy exposes her breasts to fondle them under the blanket, where all exposed breasts should be, and it's hard to gauge what's going on through the little girl's mind but daddy's left hand isn't visible....

/I prefer a window seat, please
 
2012-08-06 09:52:46 AM
Can we spend the rest of this thread shaming and ridiculing the sad and desperate prudes that we Americans have become?
 
2012-08-06 09:52:57 AM

BikerRay: America, get over your fear of human anatomy.


Please stop with this made up crap. America doesn't give a damn about it. The FCC, and a small vocal minority do.

/sorry to single you out, there are lots of people saying the same dumb crap in here.
 
2012-08-06 09:53:33 AM
i270.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 09:53:38 AM
Does this mean that American boys will now grow up to like boobs?
 
2012-08-06 09:56:19 AM
An article about the Tweets about a nip slip gets greenlighted?

terrible.
 
2012-08-06 09:56:35 AM
I can see your dirty pillows...

webspace.webring.com
 
2012-08-06 09:59:33 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:




I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.


I'm ok with this
 
2012-08-06 10:00:31 AM

Linkster: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?

Broke your Google again?


that, or I'm lazy.

fireclown: Before it gets taken down. Caution, muscular nipples ahead!

looks like a competitor grabbed her suit. Not the biggest deal ever. This sport is all about the booty anyway.


meh, not much to see there.
 
2012-08-06 10:02:57 AM

BrainyBear: Can we spend the rest of this thread shaming and ridiculing the sad and desperate prudes that we Americans have become?


No we can't because absolutely nobody is acting prudish here.

The only thing thats happening is a bunch of idiots sounding off of one another in the giant echo chamber that is Twitter.
 
2012-08-06 10:09:23 AM

Silly Jesus: They shouldn't even be wearing swimsuits. Seriously. What's the farking point? They serve no purpose other than to facilitate our asinine prudishness. Fark the Puritans.


Well, it helps contain the flappy bits on both sexes. Prudishness aside, it's nice to have the Wang and balls tucked away somewhere where you don't have to worry about them getting smashed, ripped off, or otherwise flapping in the breeze.

I'd assume for the women swimsuits function as a breast band as well, to compress them and keep them from flapping around, which my understanding is can be quite painful and not nearly as tittlating as we might think.

Plus it does at least let us pretend we're not overtly sexualizing some sports players.
 
2012-08-06 10:09:39 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:

[i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]


I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.




Those two can stare wherever the hell they damn well please.

/hopefully at moi......
 
2012-08-06 10:10:22 AM
Fff anyone at Overlook Beach yesterday got to see my nip slip, which was undoubtedly more entertaining due to my comical over-reaction.
 
2012-08-06 10:22:22 AM

Silly Jesus: They shouldn't even be wearing swimsuits. Seriously. What's the farking point? They serve no purpose other than to facilitate our asinine prudishness. Fark the Puritans.


Actually, in the case of most sports, I imagine having boobs swinging around all the time would be dangerous. Also, the suit should decrease friction in the water.

For non sports, agreed.
 
2012-08-06 10:25:51 AM
 
2012-08-06 10:26:00 AM
I've never understood this shiat. A blob of fat is not erotic, maybe even gross to some. But as soon as you stick a nipple on it, it becomes obscene. And only if you are a chick. A dude with moobs is a-ok. I won't even get into the shiat with public breast feeding.

I mean, I'm a healthy warm blooded male, and while I love to see a nice set of twins, the reaction to this is just ridiculous. We sound like a bunch of pansies once one little nipple comes out.
 
2012-08-06 10:26:06 AM
 
2012-08-06 10:28:16 AM
imgace.com
 
2012-08-06 10:28:50 AM
i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 10:32:56 AM

sammyk: Why the fark is a nipple slip even noteworthy in the halycon days of free internet porn?


Because there is a large segment of the population that can't admit that they like to look at nipples.

It's not that they're offended... they feel like they need to make a big show of being offended so that their friends/neighbors don't suspect that they really aren't.
 
2012-08-06 10:33:04 AM

bungle_jr: i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.


OMFG -- where does German butter come from?
 
2012-08-06 10:34:11 AM

wambu: Pants full of macaroni!!: January 26, 2005 - U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV

Bets quote from that: "Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."


The poor kid is farked up.


Learn 2 onion
 
2012-08-06 10:34:38 AM
People fainting at sighting of a nipple, and people falling all over themselves trying to get a glimpse of said nipple.
Just one of many signs that we are officially the most sexually retarded culture on the planet.
 
2012-08-06 10:34:46 AM

doglover: Here it is. NSFW


That's not the nipple in question.
 
2012-08-06 10:38:56 AM
I think we should just make this a nipple slip thread.
Make sure to link and mark, NSFW.

NSFW

Ashley Tisdale
 
2012-08-06 10:41:11 AM

Tax Boy: bungle_jr: i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.

OMFG -- where does German butter come from?


hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaahhhhahahhahahaha

i never thought about it that way!

now i don't know if it disgusts me or makes me want german butter
 
2012-08-06 10:44:13 AM

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


Because this only a red coont hair beyond true, it is truly funny.
 
2012-08-06 10:44:51 AM
It sounds like the USA nipple viewers are having Ragu for dinner tonight!!!
 
2012-08-06 10:45:35 AM

doglover: Here it is. NSFW


That's not exactly a slip, more a "this a what topless women's volleyball might look like".
 
2012-08-06 10:52:08 AM

cruzer.williams: I can see your dirty pillows...

[webspace.webring.com image 480x320]


They brayestsss mama....they cawled brayestssss
 
2012-08-06 10:53:05 AM
media.tumblr.com
Well I have seen the nipple on your SOUL!
 
2012-08-06 10:53:33 AM

dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]


Breasts are not penises.
 
2012-08-06 10:54:27 AM
A GIS for "water polo nipple slip" reveals that this sort of thing happens all the time.
 
2012-08-06 10:55:12 AM

bungle_jr:
i wish i could be stationed in germany again without being back in the military. i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.


I saw a similar commercial when I was in Milan. I don't remember the product and certainly didn't speak the language, but I enjoyed the commercial just the same.

/It aired every morning around 8am
//Recall one in Paris in the early 90's where the Zestfully clean lady was indeed FULLY clean
///CSB
 
2012-08-06 10:56:03 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: dogdaze: [i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]

Breasts are not penises.


I see you've never been to 4chan.
 
2012-08-06 10:58:53 AM

kroonermanblack: Silly Jesus: They shouldn't even be wearing swimsuits. Seriously. What's the farking point? They serve no purpose other than to facilitate our asinine prudishness. Fark the Puritans.

Well, it helps contain the flappy bits on both sexes. Prudishness aside, it's nice to have the Wang and balls tucked away somewhere where you don't have to worry about them getting smashed, ripped off, or otherwise flapping in the breeze.

I'd assume for the women swimsuits function as a breast band as well, to compress them and keep them from flapping around, which my understanding is can be quite painful and not nearly as tittlating as we might think.

Plus it does at least let us pretend we're not overtly sexualizing some sports players.


1. It should be up to the individual, not societies farked up "morals."
2. The swimsuits actually provide something to grab onto in the sport, which is undesirable.
3. Nudity =/= Sex(ual)
 
2012-08-06 11:01:44 AM

BikerRay: Just one? Really, America, get over your fear of human anatomy. (Oh, and that's NSFW if you are in the US.)


I now have a far greater appreciation for women's water polo. Thanks for enlightening me.
 
2012-08-06 11:01:51 AM

LazarusLong42: Silly Jesus: They shouldn't even be wearing swimsuits. Seriously. What's the farking point? They serve no purpose other than to facilitate our asinine prudishness. Fark the Puritans.

Actually, in the case of most sports, I imagine having boobs swinging around all the time would be dangerous. Also, the suit should decrease friction in the water.

For non sports, agreed.


Professional athletes tend to not have boobs of a size that would be a "danger" to bystanders.

I'm not sure if the current suits provide a speed advantage...they banned ones that allowed for too much speed, whatever that standard is. The current ones may be no faster than human skin.
 
2012-08-06 11:02:35 AM
I'll never understand how seeing boobs is instant trauma for children. Is it because it's rude to show food and not share?
 
2012-08-06 11:02:41 AM
bungle_jr: i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.

Butter is smooth like clear water on the breasts.

I remember Kim Catrall selling butter. Possibly braless. Reminds me. I need to pick up some more Kim Catrall Butter.
 
2012-08-06 11:08:50 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:




I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.


Kilroy was here?
 
2012-08-06 11:11:49 AM

Silly Jesus:
3. Nudity =/= Sex(ual)


It does while i'm fapping to it.
 
2012-08-06 11:13:55 AM
I watched the video, what I see as a big deal is how that other girl was cheating by hanging onto her suit.
Ref should have caught that.

/Don't know anything about the game.
 
2012-08-06 11:21:28 AM
www.popscreen.com
 
2012-08-06 11:41:23 AM
Cue fundie outrage in 3..2..1..
 
2012-08-06 11:55:19 AM
There was another one during the Australian water polo match yesterday.

/NBC doesn't show enough underwater action during the women's matches anymore.
 
2012-08-06 11:55:59 AM

WarszawaScream: Fff anyone at Overlook Beach yesterday got to see my nip slip, which was undoubtedly more entertaining due to my comical over-reaction.




Uh oh, now you've started it!
 
2012-08-06 11:57:20 AM

doglover: Here it is. NSFW




It's the olympics. Are you sure that's a woman???
 
2012-08-06 12:00:13 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-06 12:38:28 PM

WarszawaScream: Fff anyone at Overlook Beach yesterday got to see my nip slip, which was undoubtedly more entertaining due to my comical over-reaction.


What about those of us who WEREN'T at Overlook Beach yesterday? Will there be a reenactment of said nip slip and the accompanying overreaction?

/Visual learner
 
2012-08-06 12:43:22 PM
Nipple?

The nipple is the discontinutity to the beautiful function that is the breast. It destroys my limits and makes me go over them piece-wise.

/sorry, engineering humor.
//I'll go crawl back under my rock now...
 
2012-08-06 12:49:46 PM
In this era of cheating in sports, I think we should require all female athletes to show thier nipples to prove they are in fact women!


/Had to post it here.
 
2012-08-06 12:49:56 PM
I so want to be at home reading this thread

/but I'm not
 
2012-08-06 12:50:24 PM
Good Gods, am I the only one in America who's watched compilation videos of water polo nip slips?

And does no one remember the '84 Summer Olympics in L.A. that had all the shots of divers tops slipping as they hit the water? I LOVED that camera angle. I had an uncle who worked the swim events and he said the most popular seat in the stadium was the room where the cameras were set up for underwater shots. Boobage every dive.
 
2012-08-06 12:52:41 PM
I miss foreign Television shows where nudity was not a big deal. America the free yeah right my arse.
 
2012-08-06 12:55:32 PM
I love how NBC shows the male sprinters from well above the waist--- and no frontal shots.
 
2012-08-06 12:57:52 PM
After viewing the clip in question, all I could think of was this:

i21.photobucket.com
Frank Cross: I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Carpenter: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.
 
2012-08-06 01:21:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I think we should just make this a nipple slip thread.
Make sure to link and mark, NSFW.

NSFW

Ashley Tisdale


That's old news, how about this? Very much NSFW
 
2012-08-06 01:27:19 PM

miss diminutive: miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.

*sigh*


Also ... Achilles' heel. :-)
 
2012-08-06 01:35:15 PM
Well of course.

We can watch murder, rape, dismemberment, autopsies, decapitation, and so on (all in glorious color and with stereo sound) as these will not affect little Johnnie in any way whatsoever, but

One nipple shown for a brief second will scar him for life.

/bah
//morals police DIAF
 
2012-08-06 02:44:52 PM
The butt floss shots are far more ... interesting.
 
2012-08-06 02:47:58 PM
Shame-glands. They go with the shame-hole and the gentleman's shame-stick.


Shame.
 
2012-08-06 02:49:16 PM
also, the diving woman with the prehensile lip who continues to appear in the margin of The Fark is fascinating.
 
2012-08-06 02:50:04 PM
I will need to research this at home.
 
2012-08-06 02:54:07 PM
How on earth is this a "best" tweet?

"they ded jus showed side boob an nipple on the water polo replay..good looks nbc lol"

This brainiac should have his phone, driver's license and voter's registration card taken away on grounds of titanic stupidity.
 
2012-08-06 03:20:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:

[i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]

I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.


It's like she's resting her boobs on a counter or something like that.
 
2012-08-06 03:26:09 PM
Remember this? Possibly NSFW depending on how people feel about nipples appearing in non-nipply places.
 
2012-08-06 03:32:04 PM
Parents get upset when they see things their child will actually eventually do. They don't plan on him growing up to be a serial killer, or a drug addict, or an international terrorist... but they do expect him/her to have sex at some point in their life... that's they only distinction I can see about things parents get upset over... they don't want him to start have sex too soon, so no nipples/breasts/sex on tv... but they never expect him to go shoot up a mall, so it's ok if he sees that...
 
2012-08-06 03:54:33 PM
What a nip slip may look like NSFW
 
2012-08-06 04:20:54 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: What a nip slip may look like NSFW


I thought we were all in agreement, that was just a large slice of pepperoni that she was saving for a snack after the show.
 
2012-08-06 04:36:50 PM
If Freud was still alive, he'd get a big kick.
 
2012-08-06 04:42:33 PM

Aar1012: NBC aired a nipple? For less than a second?

/*monocle falls into coffee*


Did they show the one from the diving? It was pretty clear.

(Australian girl, 10m platform synchro, 4th round...as she enters the water)
 
2012-08-06 04:44:26 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: What a nip slip may look like NSFW

I thought we were all in agreement, that was just a large slice of pepperoni that she was saving for a snack after the show.


I must've missed that memo, but damned if I didn't LOL at this comment.
 
2012-08-06 06:50:08 PM
Joce678

Did they show the one from the diving? It was pretty clear.

(Australian girl, 10m platform synchro, 4th round...as she enters the water)


http://www.bz-berlin.de/sport/olympia-2012/olympia-unter-wasser-artic l e1513182.html

This? NSFW, naturally
 
2012-08-06 06:54:38 PM
BFD.

Oh, to live in a country where nudity isn't equated with humping on the sidewalk in front of the grade school.
 
2012-08-06 07:39:46 PM

capngroovy: Joce678

Did they show the one from the diving? It was pretty clear.

(Australian girl, 10m platform synchro, 4th round...as she enters the water)

http://www.bz-berlin.de/sport/olympia-2012/olympia-unter-wasser-artic l e1513182.html

This? NSFW, naturally


Wasn't the one I was thinking of, no.

I don't know which dive that was ... it's not in my video. Maybe it's training or something.

I just noticed another one though, British girl, round 2. Dammit, now I have to go back and slo-mo the entire event.
 
2012-08-06 08:59:31 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: What a nip slip may look like NSFW


Gaah... WTF is that???
 
2012-08-06 09:26:16 PM
Refreshingly, this was NBC's official response:

GROW UP, ASSHOLES!
 
2012-08-06 10:21:25 PM
OK, so who else thinks that the original tweet was from an NBC exec trying anything he could think of to generate attention? Seriously, think about it...

1. It is NBC
2. Anyone with half a brain is watching the Olympics live via proxy over the internet.
3. It is NBC
 
2012-08-06 10:53:07 PM
Hahaha. The XXX Olympic Games!
 
2012-08-07 12:03:59 PM
Maybe I should be watching the Olympics after all
 
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