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(Vancouver Sun)   A collection of some of the best Tweets after NBC inadvertently aired the nipple slip of a female water polo athlete. "Omg. NBC went for a close up underwater women's polo and I'm sure I saw nipple"   (vancouversun.com) divider line 134
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2012-08-06 06:28:02 AM
The one thing I miss most about Germany was all the nipples they would show on tv (yes, the women kind)
 
2012-08-06 07:00:54 AM
America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.
 
2012-08-06 07:03:06 AM
NBC aired a nipple? For less than a second?

/*monocle falls into coffee*
 
2012-08-06 07:10:57 AM

miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.


*sigh*
 
2012-08-06 08:04:24 AM
Janet Jackson is competing in the Olympics!??

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


userserve-ak.last.fm

This is how it starts, people!!!
 
2012-08-06 08:34:15 AM
So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!
 
2012-08-06 08:38:35 AM

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


I, for one, welcome our nipple overlords.
 
2012-08-06 08:42:57 AM
My god!
NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!

/I'm okay with this
 
2012-08-06 08:51:18 AM

Angry Monkey: My god!
NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!

/I'm okay with this


Monipply?
 
2012-08-06 08:57:42 AM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 09:02:14 AM
Why the fark is a nipple slip even noteworthy in the halycon days of free internet porn?
 
2012-08-06 09:03:36 AM
Having reviewed the footage:

WTF America?
 
2012-08-06 09:17:35 AM
Stop acting like nudity on network tv is the pinnacle of human achievement.

Stop acting like everyone is going to die if a nipple is shown on network tv.

There, that'll cover it all
 
2012-08-06 09:18:16 AM

Angry Monkey: My god!
NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!

/I'm okay with this


And the last 13 years of Olympic coverage have been erased.
 
2012-08-06 09:18:36 AM
 
2012-08-06 09:20:35 AM
geez, this crap again? "land of the free"...but don't you dare show a nipple! all the children will require a lifetime of therapy, and all the men will rape all the women!

i wish i could be stationed in germany again without being back in the military. i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.
 
2012-08-06 09:20:40 AM
Those were the BEST tweets?

Yipes
 
2012-08-06 09:22:34 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Having reviewed the footage:

.......



My first thought was "good lord, those thighs would squash my head like a grape".
 
2012-08-06 09:23:16 AM
It's completely void of any sexual connotation, if this is getting you titillated, you probably haven't left the house in about 20 years.

Also, I was completely focused on the bare asses in the underwater shots, I would have never noticed a nipple.
 
2012-08-06 09:24:39 AM
FTA
WHO ALL SEEN THE NIPPLE IN OLYPIC WATER POLO?

TO ME IT LOOK LIKE A NIPPLE TO ME
 
2012-08-06 09:25:13 AM
The nipple is of the devil & will corrupt the youth zomg.

WTF.

Enjoy the shame of your naughty bits, ladies.
 
2012-08-06 09:27:06 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: January 26, 2005 - U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV


Bets quote from that: "Mommy has dirty chest bumps," said a 5-year-old boy quoted in one of the thousands of case studies compiled by the FCC. "She's like the bad lady on TV. I'm afraid Mommy will take off her shirt and scare everyone. I hate Mommy."
i.imgur.com

The poor kid is farked up.
 
2012-08-06 09:27:35 AM

miss diminutive: miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.

*sigh*


Have some more coffee, we forgive you
 
2012-08-06 09:30:11 AM
1. Get born
2. Suck on nipple for nourishment.
3. Get weaned, forget you ever saw the nipple.
4. Never look at a nipple again in public, or any kind of media.
5. Profit!
 
2012-08-06 09:30:14 AM
Freedom*
 
2012-08-06 09:30:38 AM

miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNONIPPLES!
 
2012-08-06 09:30:58 AM
TTIUWON
 
2012-08-06 09:31:05 AM
 
2012-08-06 09:32:35 AM

Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!


Haven't found anything on their website yet. Maybe it's only black boobies that are the problem. However, I did find this hilarious picture.

www.parentstv.org
 
2012-08-06 09:32:53 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

My nipples explode with delight!
 
2012-08-06 09:33:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Offensive Womans Spanish Water Polo Nipple screen cap


Lawls
 
2012-08-06 09:33:39 AM
Subby should have made up a better headline. A lot of people aren't going to fall for the old "water polo" line. Make up something more believable next time, like synchronous swimming. That almost sounds like it could be a real sport.
 
2012-08-06 09:33:51 AM
Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?
 
2012-08-06 09:36:06 AM
They shouldn't even be wearing swimsuits. Seriously. What's the farking point? They serve no purpose other than to facilitate our asinine prudishness. Fark the Puritans.
 
2012-08-06 09:36:39 AM

Derwood: Those were the BEST tweets?

Yipes


THIS!

The pointless posting of Tweets as news is far more disturbing than the breakdown of the on-air nipple ban.
 
2012-08-06 09:36:52 AM
nipplecrites!
 
2012-08-06 09:36:57 AM

sammyk: Why the fark is a nipple slip even noteworthy in the halycon days of free internet porn?


It's about different expectations for different media. On the internet, nipples are pretty common, even expected. People watching network TV have different expectations, so when we see a nipple (which we all know won't kill us) it's a bigger deal.

/Said nipples twice
 
2012-08-06 09:38:27 AM

dogdaze:

i219.photobucket.com



I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.
 
2012-08-06 09:38:58 AM
Before it gets taken down. Caution, muscular nipples ahead!

looks like a competitor grabbed her suit. Not the biggest deal ever. This sport is all about the booty anyway.
 
2012-08-06 09:39:13 AM

SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?


Broke your Google again?
 
2012-08-06 09:39:43 AM

SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?

It's here, but not very clear.
 
2012-08-06 09:41:39 AM

Shafty: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage? It's here, but not very clear.



Computer rotate. Enhance.
 
2012-08-06 09:41:59 AM
Not to be pedantic (too late!) but AFAIR, Jackson/Timberlake/CBS were fined not for the exposure of the nipple, but because the FCC thought it was planned. It did come at the end of the set, on the line "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," then went straight to black. I thought it was planned when I saw it live, and just about all the context screamed it.

Anyway, this was incidental exposure, and not something NBC should have known w/could happen.

// which is the excuse they'll use, and somehow they can get away with it when CBS couldn't
// either that or the PTC won't spam the FCC's mailbox with complaints over this
// c'mon farkers - let's troll the FCC!
 
2012-08-06 09:42:26 AM

Shafty: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage? It's here, but not very clear.


I am shocked and titillated by the unexpected blurry revelation of a woman's private chest area.
 
2012-08-06 09:43:13 AM

Linkster: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?

Broke your Google again?


Now now. Even if it would have been faster to just google "Olympic nipple slip", it's far better to go to Fark, post in a thread, and wait for someone to link it for you. Didn't you know?
 
2012-08-06 09:44:24 AM

12349876: Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?

Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!

Haven't found anything on their website yet. Maybe it's only black boobies that are the problem. However, I did find this hilarious picture.

[www.parentstv.org image 300x230]


Penis went where?
 
2012-08-06 09:45:11 AM

Dr Dreidel: Not to be pedantic (too late!) but AFAIR, Jackson/Timberlake/CBS were fined not for the exposure of the nipple, but because the FCC thought it was planned. It did come at the end of the set, on the line "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," then went straight to black. I thought it was planned when I saw it live, and just about all the context screamed it.

Anyway, this was incidental exposure, and not something NBC should have known w/could happen.

// which is the excuse they'll use, and somehow they can get away with it when CBS couldn't
// either that or the PTC won't spam the FCC's mailbox with complaints over this
// c'mon farkers - let's troll the FCC!


bungle_jr: geez, this crap again? "land of the free"...but don't you dare show a nipple! all the children will require a lifetime of therapy, and all the men will rape all the women!

i wish i could be stationed in germany again without being back in the military. i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.


miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.

This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.


You people realize that no one is genuinely reporting on this, right? The "blogosphere" is talking about it I don't see anyone who actually matters caring one bit.
 
2012-08-06 09:46:41 AM
Just one? Really, America, get over your fear of human anatomy. (Oh, and that's NSFW if you are in the US.)
 
2012-08-06 09:47:32 AM
That had all of the fapping potential of a 1916 quarter.
 
2012-08-06 09:48:33 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:

[i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]


I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.


In Soviet Union, nipples stare at you!

Is it communism to make nipples as happy as they make you?
 
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