miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.
miss diminutive: America, you need to get a handle on your nipple rage. Right now there's an aggressive foreign power planning an invasion of American soil and phase 1 is simply going to be bombarding your TV and internet with pictures of nipples. The resulting clusterfark of prudish herpaderp will paralyze the nation as nipples rain down from blimps and turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms outraged arousal.This is your Achilles heel, America. Don't say I never warned you.
Angry Monkey: My god!NBC will have to forfeit their monopoly on Olympic coverage! Just to be safe!/I'm okay with this
DjangoStonereaver: Having reviewed the footage:.......
Pants full of macaroni!!: January 26, 2005 - U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV
miss diminutive: miss diminutive: turn your cities into ravenous maelstroms of outraged arousal.*sigh*
Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Offensive Womans Spanish Water Polo Nipple screen cap
Derwood: Those were the BEST tweets?Yipes
sammyk: Why the fark is a nipple slip even noteworthy in the halycon days of free internet porn?
SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?
Shafty: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage? It's here, but not very clear.
Linkster: SilentStrider: Anyone have a link to the footage of the nipplage?Broke your Google again?
12349876: Lionel Mandrake: So, has the Parents Television Council flooded the FCC with letters demanding that NBC be fined for exposing their precious snowflakes to such harmful imagery?Little Johnny will need counseling for this or he might turn into a deviated prevert!Haven't found anything on their website yet. Maybe it's only black boobies that are the problem. However, I did find this hilarious picture.[www.parentstv.org image 300x230]
Dr Dreidel: Not to be pedantic (too late!) but AFAIR, Jackson/Timberlake/CBS were fined not for the exposure of the nipple, but because the FCC thought it was planned. It did come at the end of the set, on the line "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," then went straight to black. I thought it was planned when I saw it live, and just about all the context screamed it.Anyway, this was incidental exposure, and not something NBC should have known w/could happen.// which is the excuse they'll use, and somehow they can get away with it when CBS couldn't// either that or the PTC won't spam the FCC's mailbox with complaints over this// c'mon farkers - let's troll the FCC!
bungle_jr: geez, this crap again? "land of the free"...but don't you dare show a nipple! all the children will require a lifetime of therapy, and all the men will rape all the women!i wish i could be stationed in germany again without being back in the military. i recall a butter commercial on regular daytime tv that involved a topless woman swimming. i never did understand the correlation, but i liked the commercial.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: dogdaze:[i219.photobucket.com image 600x750]I'm not sure that nipples should be staring back at your face when you look down.
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