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(Gainesville Sun)   Woman refuses to pull over for police and leads them on a high speed chase because she was topless on her way to surprise her boyfriend. BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER   (gainesville.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-06 06:11:23 AM
I bet he was still surprised.
 
2012-08-06 06:12:02 AM
Ladies and gentlemen. If your girlfriend/wife/significant other is this stupid, perhaps it's time to reconsider the things you value in a relationship with other women.

I love boobs as much as the next straight/bisexual guy. My wife has an amazing rack. But I would most certainly advise her not to go driving down I40, and not to run from the flashing blue lights with them free for the world to see.
 
2012-08-06 07:17:36 AM
Is it even illegal to drive topless in the state of Florida? I know here in Ontario it's perfectly legal. Of course, that's no guarantee against stupidity.
 
2012-08-06 07:23:09 AM
miss diminutive: Is it even illegal to drive topless in the state of Florida? I know here in Ontario it's perfectly legal. Of course, that's no guarantee against stupidity.

I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.
 
2012-08-06 07:52:50 AM
She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?
 
2012-08-06 07:53:45 AM

miss diminutive: Is it even illegal to drive topless in the state of Florida? I know here in Ontario it's perfectly legal. Of course, that's no guarantee against stupidity.


I think every state has a nudity in public law. The only reason Ontario doesn't have that law is because it's too damn cold for anyone to drive topless.
 
2012-08-06 07:54:25 AM

kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?


I don't think she solves theoretical physics equations in her spare time.
 
2012-08-06 07:55:15 AM

BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.


um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.
 
2012-08-06 07:56:51 AM
It is legal to be topless in New York City provided that it is not part of a sex act.
 
2012-08-06 07:59:57 AM
1. Commit traffic infraction for which the cops try to pull you over.

2. Take off your top, thinking a little boobage might get you out of the ticket.

3. When you realize that ploy is doomed (cop is a straight woman/hardass of either gender/etc.) make up lame story.

4. Get Farked.
 
2012-08-06 08:01:26 AM
Sure she had to say that once she got arrested. She was actually on her way over to her boyfriend's best friends house.
 
2012-08-06 08:01:35 AM

myagki_ruki: It is legal to be topless in New York City provided that it is not part of a sex act.


I forgot about that, isn't there a topless book club or something? Oh you crazy kids and your boobs
 
2012-08-06 08:02:07 AM

kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?


Quiet! Take your "logic" and apply it somewhere else!

/end snark
 
2012-08-06 08:03:22 AM
Actually, now that the mug shot finally loaded for me, I'm just going to go with:

1. Be a crazy drunk chick.
 
2012-08-06 08:06:18 AM
*clicks link*

Well...... I suspect most Farkers wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
2012-08-06 08:06:30 AM

love_alice: BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.

um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.


I am not clicking that while at work :p
 
2012-08-06 08:08:11 AM

miss diminutive: Is it even illegal to drive topless in the state of Florida? I know here in Ontario it's perfectly legal. Of course, that's no guarantee against stupidity.


It is illegal to evade law enforcement when they are trying to pull you over. The article doesn't say why they originally decided to pull her over.
 
2012-08-06 08:08:17 AM

Tat'dGreaser: kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?

I don't think she solves theoretical physics equations in her spare time.


I'm wondering if she can even put 2 and 2 together and not come up with dishwasher.
 
2012-08-06 08:10:42 AM

love_alice: BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.

um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.


Oh, what the fark.

*clicks link*

WOO, GO MAINE! ...wait. I've SEEN some of the women up here in Maine.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1! *flees to Rhode Island*
 
2012-08-06 08:12:15 AM

MAYORBOB: The good news is that I'm topless. The bad news is that I wrecked your F250.


At least she didn't wreck anything valuable.
 
2012-08-06 08:15:06 AM

kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?


This would have been the smarterer option, I agree.
 
2012-08-06 08:15:17 AM

xanadian: I'm wondering if she can even put 2 and 2 together and not come up with dishwasher.


Ahhh the theoretical study of purple monkey dishwasher. Carry on young lady!
 
2012-08-06 08:15:22 AM

love_alice: BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.

um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.


WHAR ARE PICTURES? WHAR?
 
2012-08-06 08:19:38 AM
Where'd she get the shirt for the mug shot pic?

Need more info.


/nipple
 
2012-08-06 08:36:32 AM
Looks like they found her a shirt.
 
2012-08-06 08:40:32 AM

love_alice: BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.

um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.


Judging by the book plug at the bottom... this site is sponsored by the Raelians?

As far as wacked-out cults go, they're one of the least offensive. They might believe in some crazy stuff, but at least they're sex-positive.
 
2012-08-06 08:40:57 AM
love_alice: BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.

um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.


Um, yes.

From the Website Linked: Though these states are top free, MOST cities in those states have passed (unconstitutional) (BronyMedic Note: LOL! [Citation Needed]) ordinances that annul the state's top free statute.
 
2012-08-06 08:43:08 AM

BronyMedic: I love boobs as much as the next straight/bisexual guy. My wife has an amazing rack. But I would most certainly advise her not to go driving down I40, and not to run from the flashing blue lights with them free for the world to see.


agreed. Or she could just have had a tshirt in the car or something to throw on in case of trouble. But then, people do dumb stuff when stress hits.
 
2012-08-06 08:47:57 AM

kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?


I was going to say; if you're going to do something like this, take a cue from the creepy guy in the trenchcoat. They exist for a reason.
 
2012-08-06 08:48:14 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: miss diminutive: Is it even illegal to drive topless in the state of Florida? I know here in Ontario it's perfectly legal. Of course, that's no guarantee against stupidity.

It is illegal to evade law enforcement when they are trying to pull you over. The article doesn't say why they originally decided to pull her over.


It said she was "speeding" but wasn't specific on the amount over. Probably not a good idea not to do that when you're driving topless. Or better yet, take off your top when you get to your boyfriend's house.
 
2012-08-06 08:50:00 AM
Stay classy Florida, "found the car parked behind a mobile home".
 
2012-08-06 08:52:03 AM
kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?

Well, some people don't have girlfriends that come to life at the push of a button, Kwame.
 
2012-08-06 08:55:34 AM
When I was in high school, a female friend drove the !-275 loop around Cincinnati starkers. Just for sh*ts and giggles.
 
2012-08-06 08:57:46 AM
Redneck Love

/"Been drivin' all night, hand's wet on the wheel..."
 
2012-08-06 09:00:21 AM
close enough ?www.afro-squad.com
 
2012-08-06 09:00:35 AM
Sounds to me like she made a drug run to pick up some MJ, or something else, and was speeding back home. Avoided police, crashed her boyfriend's truck, and when they finally got to her, made some lame excuse as to why she didn't pull over.
 
2012-08-06 09:01:30 AM
1) What is her Fark handle?
2) EIP
 
2012-08-06 09:03:36 AM

BronyMedic: miss diminutive: Is it even illegal to drive topless in the state of Florida? I know here in Ontario it's perfectly legal. Of course, that's no guarantee against stupidity.

I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.


I think America is really hung up on nudity more than most countrys. Omg I saw a nipple. I dont get it. I like tits dont get me wrong. I am not going to go ape @@@@ crazy if I see some either...
 
2012-08-06 09:13:29 AM

kwame: She...couldn't just take her top off when she pulled into his driveway?


I hate to say this but...kwame has a point.
 
2012-08-06 09:14:14 AM

The Muthaship: Looks like they found her a shirt.


They stopped issuing these at the jail a few years ago.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-06 09:16:04 AM

BronyMedic: My wife has an amazing rack.


d1ij7zv8zivhs3.cloudfront.net

/too early on a Monday for this
//doing it anyway
 
2012-08-06 09:16:38 AM
Best girlfriend huh. That shiat doesn't exist in real life. When they are young and good lookin they aren't worth the trouble. When they get old and saggy they are nothing but a total negative. Get a dog.
 
2012-08-06 09:17:12 AM

Nhojwolfe: I think America is really hung up on nudity more than most countrys.


Actually, much of the world's population lives in nations where public kissing or hand holding is either illegal or very strongly discouraged. The U.S. is fairly middle of the road on the issue, but much closer to it's European roots than other cultures. The differences between European and U.S. attitudes are slight. But of course to some people, this slight difference is "ape @@@@ crazy".
 
2012-08-06 09:18:58 AM
JohnTuttle: My wife has an amazing rack.

Heh.

NO.

Mine. All mine.
 
2012-08-06 09:20:54 AM

Bob16: Best girlfriend huh. That shiat doesn't exist in real life. When they are young and good lookin they aren't worth the trouble. When they get old and saggy they are nothing but a total negative. Get a dog.


Or a boyfriend?
It's ok to not like girls. We all support choice here.
 
2012-08-06 09:24:48 AM
She was in an F-250. Even if the cop pulled her over, he wasn't going to see anything unless he had her get out of the truck. "Hey officer. I'm topless because I like the feeling of the AC on the fun bags. Keeps the underboob sweat down, doncha know?
 
2012-08-06 09:32:48 AM

Harry Freakstorm: She was in an F-250. Even if the cop pulled her over, he wasn't going to see anything unless he had her get out of the truck.


The real reason could have been she had 12 kilo bags of heroin in the passenger seat, and a dead hooker in the back, with the topless thing being a clever coverstory. Since she successfully evaded police and made it the bf's house, we'll never know.
 
2012-08-06 09:33:47 AM
Wife's friend used to not wear underwear because the AC vent right under the steering wheel 'was made for her'. One time, she showed up in cutoff sweats pants and a wife beater. When she climbed out of the truck, she flashed the guy across the street who let out this weird sound. Like a dog howling at the moon.
 
2012-08-06 09:41:45 AM
Yawn, completely legal in Ontario Canada.....

Mind you not too many woman are exercising their legal rights! For shame ladies!
 
2012-08-06 09:45:48 AM

love_alice: BronyMedic:
I think public nudity is universally illegal except in certain areas of the United States that are either designated as such (like a nude beach), or are private property.

um.. no.

GoTopless.org

Have fun boys.


Some of the states on the map are white, and some are green.
Which ones are topless?
 
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