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2012-08-05 08:37:14 PM  

PaulieattheTap: there their theyre: PaulieattheTap: Oscar is the Bomb! You want to drink something green, I created this one night at a party. It is called "Horny Green Shiat".
2 parts vodka, 1 part rum, 3 parts Midori (green melon liquor), some sprite (or 7 up) place in blender with ice (or use a shaker full of ice for shots).

1 part Orange juice, 2 parts jack, 1 part blue curacao.

Sounds awful, but tastes pretty good.

I don't do Jack. Jack D. & I had a bout one night and since then I don't do Jack. I always hate bartending when someone orders Jack. I generally wash my hands afterwards 'cuse the smell still turns my stomach.


I don't blame you jack is gross. But sometimes you need something a slight bit less harsh than turpentine
 
2012-08-05 08:37:15 PM  

PaulieattheTap: there their theyre: PaulieattheTap: Oscar is the Bomb! You want to drink something green, I created this one night at a party. It is called "Horny Green Shiat".
2 parts vodka, 1 part rum, 3 parts Midori (green melon liquor), some sprite (or 7 up) place in blender with ice (or use a shaker full of ice for shots).

1 part Orange juice, 2 parts jack, 1 part blue curacao.

Sounds awful, but tastes pretty good.

I don't do Jack. Jack D. & I had a bout one night and since then I don't do Jack. I always hate bartending when someone orders Jack. I generally wash my hands afterwards 'cuse the smell still turns my stomach.


That's gin for me. Puked so hard I broke blood vessels around my eyes. Not. Good.
 
2012-08-05 08:37:42 PM  

Earguy: I think these two Beach Volleyball girls have gotten more time on the Prime Time replays than any other athletes. I mean, last night they gave them a half hour of coverage on a "round of 16" game when they totally crushed the opposition. Unnecessary, considering all the stuff they ignored.


They'll always be in prime time, however, because:

1) They haven't lost on the Olympic stage (USA! USA! USA!)
2) They play in bikinis, which gets 90% of men and 10% of women interested
3) They come across as both patriotic & nice individuals, so American audiences won't turn against them anytime soon.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-08-05 08:37:44 PM  
Um...

The female Italian volleyball teams is very yummy.
 
2012-08-05 08:38:32 PM  

Tax Boy: Sigh ... 36 different sports at the olympics, and now it's volleyball again.


One of them there Italian girls is making me happy
 
2012-08-05 08:39:07 PM  
By the way, in case you primetimers were worried about Olympic boxing medals meaning jack shiat, don't worry, they're taking care of that oversight.

It should chill you to the bone to know that every boxing winner from here on in, gender regardless, is guaranteed a medal.
 
2012-08-05 08:40:21 PM  
Women's water polo is the sport to watch if you want to see some boobs. The chicks often grab onto their opponents suit during play and there are all kinds of pictures online of bare boobs. NBC even broadcast one live the other day.
 
2012-08-05 08:41:04 PM  

MBK: Um...

The female Italian volleyball teams is very yummy.


They might get gold, or silver or bronze. Regardless, we all get wood. It-ta-ly. It-ta-ly. It-ta-ly.
 
2012-08-05 08:41:23 PM  
I'm sure that nobody has mentioned it yet, but Menegatti is rather attractive.
 
2012-08-05 08:42:33 PM  
Menegatti:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 08:43:47 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: That's gin for me. Puked so hard I broke blood vessels around my eyes. Not. Good.


I've had it with gin too! My friend fell down 15 stairs and hit a steel support beam and knock himself out for over 15 mins. We were young then (18 or so) but that was one of the last Gin & Juice nights. I think I slept nearly 2 days.
/sticking to vodka now
//occasionally I'll do beer; mainly Guinness
///Is this a thread jack??
 
2012-08-05 08:44:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 08:44:56 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Waxing_Chewbacca: That's gin for me. Puked so hard I broke blood vessels around my eyes. Not. Good.

I've had it with gin too! My friend fell down 15 stairs and hit a steel support beam and knock himself out for over 15 mins. We were young then (18 or so) but that was one of the last Gin & Juice nights. I think I slept nearly 2 days.
/sticking to vodka now
//occasionally I'll do beer; mainly Guinness
///Is this a thread jack??


Um... I think when I did the blood vessel thing I was watching the Olympics. So we're good.
 
2012-08-05 08:45:43 PM  

Farksteron: Menegatti:


I'm pretty partial to Italians anyway, but mmmmmm. She's good and she makes my boy-parts happy.
 
2012-08-05 08:45:55 PM  
Why doesn't NBC just go ahead and show the pro beach volleyball tour in prime time once a week?
 
2012-08-05 08:46:43 PM  
Thanks for the spoiler Coke.
 
2012-08-05 08:47:27 PM  
Jeesh, did Romney win the shiatput too?
 
2012-08-05 08:48:27 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: Um... I think when I did the blood vessel thing I was watching the Olympics. So we're good.


My dog is looking at me funny when I started laughing at this. I think we're good. Commercial. Fresh Drinks for everyone!
 
2012-08-05 08:52:27 PM  
hellloooooo team Italy. HubbaHubba.
 
2012-08-05 08:52:28 PM  
Given that May and Walsh are likely the best female pair in the history of this sport, I'd rather like to see them play some guys. It'd be interesting to see where they rank.
 
2012-08-05 08:53:06 PM  
What is that mariachi sound clip they keep playing in the beach volleyball? Is it the English version of "charge" that we play here?
 
2012-08-05 08:53:50 PM  
I have not seen one highlight of the women's marathon. No American was in contention? Oh, ok.... thats why.
 
2012-08-05 08:54:52 PM  
Um... I think when I did the blood vessel thing I was watching the Olympics. So we're good.
 
2012-08-05 08:55:19 PM  
16-8 is not a run. 9-2 is a run.
 
2012-08-05 08:55:56 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: Um... I think when I did the blood vessel thing I was watching the Olympics. So we're good.


That's a weird double post. Sorry
 
2012-08-05 08:57:00 PM  
I can't wait for the new season of The Voice.
 
2012-08-05 08:57:48 PM  
Aw, don't cry hon. Come over here and I'll make you feel better.
 
2012-08-05 08:58:09 PM  
Nice DIG!
 
2012-08-05 08:58:18 PM  

Altitude5280: I have not seen one highlight of the women's marathon. No American was in contention? Oh, ok.... thats why.


Earlier today they had a profile of the top two Americans who trained together and became friends. Then we saw them together at the end of the race, which got me a little choked up.
 
2012-08-05 08:58:24 PM  

Altitude5280: I have not seen one highlight of the women's marathon. No American was in contention? Oh, ok.... thats why.


It was the first thing I loaded up this morning. One kinda was, a little bit, but it was a pretty big pack of 50, then 40, then 20, and then the Kenyans and Ethiopians decided they wanted to have a private race and at that you never heard from anyone but one of the Russians again.
 
2012-08-05 08:58:28 PM  

Altitude5280: I have not seen one highlight of the women's marathon. No American was in contention? Oh, ok.... thats why.


To be fair,

1) It was live on NBC.
2) Marathon highlights are hard to make exciting barring a really close result (which didn't happen)
 
2012-08-05 08:58:28 PM  

YouSirAreAMaroon: I can't wait for the new season of The Voice.


They definitely shooped that ad. No way Cee-Lo can jump.
 
2012-08-05 08:58:52 PM  
2 in a row! Whoooooo!
 
2012-08-05 09:00:54 PM  
also, this can't be said enough: FARK NBC.

Their coverage is crap and I'm tired of them cutting away to commercial during an event. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
 
2012-08-05 09:00:55 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Aw, don't cry hon.


If only she chose to play a sport where there are hugs after every serve.
 
2012-08-05 09:01:17 PM  

12349876: YouSirAreAMaroon: I can't wait for the new season of The Voice.

They definitely shooped that ad. No way Cee-Lo can jump.


I'm pretty sure his T-Rex arms don't extend straight either.
 
2012-08-05 09:02:03 PM  

meyerkev: Altitude5280: I have not seen one highlight of the women's marathon. No American was in contention? Oh, ok.... thats why.

To be fair,

1) It was live on NBC.
2) Marathon highlights are hard to make exciting barring a really close result (which didn't happen)


I was still sleeping when it was ran live.
 
2012-08-05 09:04:13 PM  
Dodgers suck
 
2012-08-05 09:04:41 PM  

ultraholland: also, this can't be said enough: FARK NBC.

Their coverage is crap and I'm tired of them cutting away to commercial during an event. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!


Now, listen, I'm sure that if we just took a deep breath and focused, we could all

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2012-08-05 09:04:43 PM  
She-ah looka so-ah sad.
 
2012-08-05 09:04:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 09:05:15 PM  
[Just watching Italy/US Women's quarter-final:]

I agree..there's no crying in Volleyball!
 
2012-08-05 09:05:56 PM  

Tax Boy: ChubbyTiger: Aw, don't cry hon.

If only she chose to play a sport where there are hugs after every serve.


It's just that she needs me to pat her ass instead of the other hot Italian woman. Wait....
 
2012-08-05 09:06:24 PM  

Kenny B: Dodgers suck


She's married to a Dodger. If he gets traded, we'll hear her cheer some other team.
 
2012-08-05 09:08:25 PM  
Oh god. Not this old broad again!
 
2012-08-05 09:08:56 PM  
So USA is guaranteed a volleyball medal and quite possibly 2.
 
2012-08-05 09:09:01 PM  
[promo for stupid-looking Revolution show]

HOLY CRAP IS THAT GUS FRING??

/oh and let's spend the next 15 minutes looking at James Bond
 
2012-08-05 09:09:59 PM  
Incidentally, what does Bond, awesome though he is, have to do with the Olympics? This also applies to the bagpipe bit from earlier today.
 
2012-08-05 09:10:30 PM  
Damn, I'd love to have a classic Saville Row tailored suit.
 
2012-08-05 09:11:20 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Incidentally, what does Bond, awesome though he is, have to do with the Olympics? This also applies to the bagpipe bit from earlier today.


She's just showing off her shaft handling skills. First the bagpipes, and now the Bond gun.
 
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