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(Patch)   Owners of Jersey Shore Psychic arrested on counterfeiting charges. I bet you saw this cliched headline about them not seeing the arrests coming coming   (oceancity.patch.com ) divider line
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2012-08-05 05:04:21 PM  
Orange you glad I don't do jokes about psychics?

*laughtrack*
 
2012-08-05 05:45:11 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Orange you glad I don't do jokes about psychics?

*laughtrack*


LAUGHTER OL I get this because you are making the reference to the tanning behaviors of these individuals! When this becomes the green thing I will do the clicking of the funny button for this posting of you!
 
2012-08-05 05:55:09 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I get this because you are making the reference to the tanning behaviors of these individuals! When this becomes the green thing I will do the clicking of the funny button for this posting of you!


:D

*bows*

Thank you!

Tip your waitresses, etc.
 
2012-08-05 06:28:28 PM  
You said "coming" twice.
 
2012-08-05 06:29:08 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-08-05 06:29:32 PM  
So a fake business sold fake products? I'm shocked that they would bilk their customers like that!
 
2012-08-05 06:29:33 PM  
Subby totally ignored the opportunity for 'Jersey Shore' references
 
2012-08-05 06:30:27 PM  
He said coming twice.
 
2012-08-05 06:31:50 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I get this because you are making the reference to the tanning behaviors of these individuals! When this becomes the green thing I will do the clicking of the funny button for this posting of you!

:D

*bows*

Thank you!

Tip your waitresses, etc.


Tip the veal, try your waitress, more fun.
 
2012-08-05 06:32:51 PM  
"One hunch, bro! One hunch!"
 
2012-08-05 06:33:07 PM  

wxboy: You said "coming" twice.


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2012-08-05 06:33:34 PM  

the_chief: He said coming twice.


Well, you know.
 
2012-08-05 06:35:08 PM  
I used to go to a bar where some gypsy psychics from nearby would come to drink and play Kino. I don't think they ever won a big cash prize. And they were the meanest people you could meet, I think they only talked to evil spirits.
 
2012-08-05 06:37:01 PM  
Two people now really don't see why he said coming twice?
 
2012-08-05 06:38:39 PM  

skinink: And they were the meanest people you could meet, I think they only talked to evil spirits.


Well of course this is the case! It is assumed that they do not have a relationship with God.
W/ or w/o knowing it Satan and his demons give the psychic the information they need to fool others.
Read Leviticus 19:31. Satan does this because God knows that psychics are evil and Satan only wants to enrage God by supporting it.

Also, if a psychic believed in God, God would never allow the person to become a psychic
 
2012-08-05 06:44:25 PM  
Why isn't EVERY psychic arrested on counterfeiting charges? Or at least fraud.
 
2012-08-05 06:46:08 PM  
I was punched a psychic that laughed at me,
I then I realized I finally hit a happy medium.
 
2012-08-05 06:47:43 PM  

Nothing To See Here: I was punched a psychic that laughed at me,
I then I realized I finally hit a happy medium.


Farking auto correct ...

I once punched a psychic that laughed at me,
I then realized I finally hit a happy medium.
 
2012-08-05 06:55:56 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Tip the veal, try your waitress, more fun.


We also need a BA-DUM-CHA to factor in here somewhere...


Nothing To See Here: I once punched a psychic that laughed at me,
I then realized I finally hit a happy medium.


It's better than dealing with a fugitive midget psychic.

You know, a small medium at large.
 
2012-08-05 06:56:04 PM  

Wardrobe_Malfunction: Why isn't EVERY psychic arrested on counterfeiting charges? Or at least fraud.


They have a disclaimer that all readings and predictions are "for entertainment purposes only."

/I predict Fark's resident psychic will appear in this thread.
 
2012-08-05 07:00:39 PM  
Sounds like police have The Situation well in hand.
 
2012-08-05 07:01:02 PM  
But did you see this comment coming? D'oh, I knew you would.
 
2012-08-05 07:04:03 PM  
"Owners of Jersey Shore Psychic"

Back in the day we fought against owning psychics.

And why is there only one psychic on the Jersey Shore?


Clearly the other psychics DID see this coming coming.
 
2012-08-05 07:07:13 PM  
Threads about NJ psychics always make my triplenipple tingle.
 
2012-08-05 07:50:15 PM  
Jersey Shore Psychic? What kind of monster has the power to see the future and desire not to warn the world about Snooky?
 
2012-08-05 07:52:20 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Jersey Shore Psychic? What kind of monster has the power to see the future and desire not to warn the world about Snooky?


...proving only psychics are in league with the Devil, I guess.
 
2012-08-05 07:53:20 PM  
The police department seized more than 100 counterfeit products during the investigation, which also included copy righted t-shirts

Were they copy righted, or counter fieted?
 
2012-08-05 08:05:36 PM  

fusillade762: So a fake business sold fake products? I'm shocked that they would bilk their customers like that!


There is an outfit running a similar scam just down the road from me. They promise eternal life and healing for like 10% of your income, rumor has it they opperate tax free too.
 
2012-08-05 08:07:50 PM  
Psychics are only legal in Santa Barbara and British Columbia
 
2012-08-05 08:39:41 PM  
Frauds being fraudulent. Anyone surprised by that needs their head examined.
 
2012-08-05 08:44:27 PM  

BigRightRear: fusillade762: So a fake business sold fake products? I'm shocked that they would bilk their customers like that!

There is an outfit running a similar scam just down the road from me. They promise eternal life and healing for like 10% of your income, rumor has it they opperate tax free too.


Zing!
 
2012-08-05 10:28:40 PM  
Its a shame these Jersey Psychics aren't dwarves with an inordinate number of kids that they enter into beauty pageants. They'd have their pick of offers for reality shows...
 
2012-08-05 10:45:35 PM  
Hmm... I guess Jersey Shore Psychic is now closed due to unforeseen circumstances.
 
2012-08-05 11:24:13 PM  

Funbags: Its a shame these Jersey Psychics aren't dwarves with an inordinate number of kids that they enter into beauty pageants. They'd have their pick of offers for reality shows...


I'd actually watch that one, but only if Peter Dinklage hosted.

'Game of Dwarven Tiaras. Text 43468 after the show for a special reading from any contestant!"
 
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