Englebert Slaptyback: Padme Amidala weds beloved millipedeOoh, rock me, AmidalaOoh, rock me, AmidalaAmidalaAmidalaAmidalaAmidalaAmidalaAmidalaOh, oh, Amidala
Jamdug!: In her vagina?
neilbradley: No, you're thinking sand.
jmr61: Another hot chick that ruined herself by feeling the need to have a baby. All hot chicks, as determined by me, should be required to have a surrogate carry their kids if they choose to have babies.How sad.[www.suspendersandsecrets.com image 576x304]
MadSkillz: He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?
ExperianScaresCthulhu: MadSkillz: He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?It's too bad. Normally, I'd say, just think about KFed (for the forces of evil) and Patrick Swayze (for the forces of good). It's possible to be a male straight dancer/coordinator. But those pictures of dude with Portman look gay as a sack of sugar falling into a pair of shoes. He has major 'Munroe from Too Close For Comfort' vibe.... without Munroe's general goofyness and nice guyness. His smirks are off-putting.Natalie landed herself a gay douche. :( I didn't know it was possible. But there it is.
Tax Boy: He's not gay. Just .... European
DoctorOfLove: Like Elizabeth Banks.
Kurmudgeon: That's great, now get her to promise to never play Jane Foster again, and that'll be fine.
Englebert Slaptyback: B.L.Z. BubI hate that song. :-/For you. :-)[img706.imageshack.us image 600x431]
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