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(People Magazine)   Padme Amidala weds beloved millipede   (people.com) divider line 37
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2012-08-05 06:17:32 PM
He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?
 
2012-08-05 07:30:25 PM
In her vagina?
 
2012-08-05 07:52:37 PM

Padme Amidala weds beloved millipede


Ooh, rock me, Amidala

Ooh, rock me, Amidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

Oh, oh, Amidala
 
2012-08-05 07:55:40 PM
That's great, now get her to promise to never play Jane Foster again, and that'll be fine.
 
2012-08-05 08:01:01 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Padme Amidala weds beloved millipede


Ooh, rock me, Amidala

Ooh, rock me, Amidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

Oh, oh, Amidala



*holds up a lighter*

Good God, that was glorious.
 
2012-08-05 08:03:20 PM
That is one lucky annelid....
 
2012-08-05 08:06:20 PM

Jamdug!: In her vagina?


No, you're thinking sand.
 
2012-08-05 08:11:58 PM

neilbradley: No, you're thinking sand.


That would explain Hayden Christensen's grumpiness.
 
2012-08-05 08:12:23 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


*holds up a lighter*

Good God, that was glorious.


*tips hat*

Thank ye very kindly!
 
TKM
2012-08-05 08:14:08 PM
A closet Kermit.


Merde!

She is, how you say, morte to me now.
 
2012-08-05 08:21:05 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Padme Amidala weds beloved millipede


Ooh, rock me, Amidala

Ooh, rock me, Amidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

Oh, oh, Amidala


I hate that song. :-/
 
2012-08-05 08:28:30 PM

B.L.Z. Bub


I hate that song. :-/


For you. :-)

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2012-08-05 08:42:00 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-05 08:43:47 PM
 
2012-08-05 08:47:05 PM
I wish these Star Trek nerds would just get over it already.
WTF is wrong with these people?
 
2012-08-05 08:50:39 PM
Another hot chick that ruined herself by feeling the need to have a baby. All hot chicks, as determined by me, should be required to have a surrogate carry their kids if they choose to have babies.

How sad.

www.suspendersandsecrets.com
 
2012-08-05 08:59:04 PM

jmr61: Another hot chick that ruined herself by feeling the need to have a baby. All hot chicks, as determined by me, should be required to have a surrogate carry their kids if they choose to have babies.

How sad.

[www.suspendersandsecrets.com image 576x304]


Like Elizabeth Banks.
 
2012-08-05 09:02:35 PM
This story has legs!
 
2012-08-05 09:08:04 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Padme Amidala weds beloved millipede


Ooh, rock me, Amidala

Ooh, rock me, Amidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

AmidalaAmidala

Oh, oh, Amidala


I came here to make a joke, but there is absolutely nothing that I could possibly say after this. Amazing.
 
2012-08-05 09:31:07 PM

MadSkillz: He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?


It's too bad. Normally, I'd say, just think about KFed (for the forces of evil) and Patrick Swayze (for the forces of good). It's possible to be a male straight dancer/coordinator. But those pictures of dude with Portman look gay as a sack of sugar falling into a pair of shoes. He has major 'Munroe from Too Close For Comfort' vibe.... without Munroe's general goofyness and nice guyness. His smirks are off-putting.

Natalie landed herself a gay douche. :( I didn't know it was possible. But there it is.
 
2012-08-05 09:37:41 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: MadSkillz: He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?

It's too bad. Normally, I'd say, just think about KFed (for the forces of evil) and Patrick Swayze (for the forces of good). It's possible to be a male straight dancer/coordinator. But those pictures of dude with Portman look gay as a sack of sugar falling into a pair of shoes. He has major 'Munroe from Too Close For Comfort' vibe.... without Munroe's general goofyness and nice guyness. His smirks are off-putting.

Natalie landed herself a gay douche. :( I didn't know it was possible. But there it is.


i.imgur.com

He's not gay. Just .... European
 
2012-08-05 09:42:39 PM

Tax Boy: He's not gay. Just .... European


There's a difference?
 
2012-08-05 09:43:26 PM
geektyrant.com
 
2012-08-05 09:55:03 PM

DoctorOfLove:

Like Elizabeth Banks.


Not sure if serious, but if you are, you're a farking asshole.
 
2012-08-05 09:57:11 PM

jmr61: Another hot chick that ruined herself by feeling the need to have a baby. All hot chicks, as determined by me, should be required to have a surrogate carry their kids if they choose to have babies.

How sad.

[www.suspendersandsecrets.com image 576x304]


Jessica Alba's had two. She's fine.
 
2012-08-05 10:19:21 PM
i.imgur.com


Also...

MadSkillz: He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 10:47:46 PM
Strange?
 
2012-08-05 10:52:01 PM

MadSkillz: He's a farking dance coordinator. How much you wanna bet she's his beard?


Unlikely. There's not much call for beards in the dance world, but there are a surprising number of straight guys.
 
2012-08-05 11:33:34 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com

Obligatory
 
2012-08-06 12:47:20 AM
Damn, I have always had a thing for Portman. Oh well, I'm sure just like most other marriages this one will be over soon enough and I can go back to not bangingher again.
 
2012-08-06 01:20:45 AM
why does she look like she is 50 years old in that pic?
 
Skr
2012-08-06 03:35:20 AM
"the pair exchanged vows after dark in a Jewish ceremony at a private home. "

people.rit.edu
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
 
2012-08-06 03:36:20 AM

Kurmudgeon: That's great, now get her to promise to never play Jane Foster again, and that'll be fine.


Wait, what?
 
2012-08-06 04:16:23 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: B.L.Z. Bub

I hate that song. :-/


For you. :-)

[img706.imageshack.us image 600x431]


It is my hope that you let loose with a round of manaical laughter.

So who is this Padme Amidala... is she the one with the cooking show?
 
2012-08-06 07:17:40 AM
I bet this means he'll have his feelthy testicles all over her.
 
2012-08-06 07:48:45 AM
I thought you needed at least three for a millipede; who's in the middle?

/aisle seat, please
 
2012-08-06 02:56:04 PM
Remember when every Natalie Portman thread had Craphola's wonderful 'I was under the same roof the night NP's hymen broke' story-so was he trollin'? I could never tell Link
 
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