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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Spice kills man in transport accident after failure to navigate a route   (startribune.com) divider line 110
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2012-08-05 03:26:11 PM  
Spice kills man in transport accident after failure to navigate a route fold space

/fixed that for you, subby
 
2012-08-05 03:57:47 PM  
Are you sure it wasn't Tleilaxu artificial spice?
 
2012-08-05 04:04:53 PM  
In the end, all he really, really, really wanted to do was zig-a-zig-ah.
 
2012-08-05 04:59:44 PM  
I must not brake. Brake is the mind-killer. Brake is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Brake. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my brake is gone I will turn and face brake's path, and only I will remain.
 
2012-08-05 05:27:52 PM  
Personally I would have used the "scary" tag, just because.
 
2012-08-05 05:50:47 PM  
This is why I stick to bath salts
 
2012-08-05 05:58:53 PM  

cman: This is why I stick to bath salts


Yeah, they make your skin so smooth and soft. :-D
 
2012-08-05 06:36:22 PM  
Because the cab of the truck was badly smashed and entirely consumed by the fire, the driver was found without any identification. The orthotics in his shoes, however, were left mostly intact. On the bottom of each was written "B Paglusch right" and "B Paglusch left".


from Trucker in fatal crash charged with homicide


Ouch.
 
2012-08-05 07:11:40 PM  
Yet another societal consequence of the illegality of real cannabis.

Laws do not prevent drug abuse.
 
2012-08-05 08:10:44 PM  
mojoimage.com


/oblig
 
2012-08-05 08:44:21 PM  

notmtwain: Because the cab of the truck was badly smashed and entirely consumed by the fire, the driver was found without any identification. The orthotics in his shoes, however, were left mostly intact. On the bottom of each was written "B Paglusch right" and "B Paglusch left".


from Trucker in fatal crash charged with homicide


Ouch.



should've made the entire truck out of orthodics, then.
 
2012-08-05 08:47:36 PM  
FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...
 
2012-08-05 08:53:12 PM  

sno man: FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...


If you dont throw in a farkload of Latin based words, people will think that you are stupid.
 
2012-08-05 08:53:25 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Personally I would have used the "scary" tag, just because.


Scary Spice?
 
2012-08-05 08:53:39 PM  
Spice kills man in transport accident

Only the Enterprise has transporter accidents, subby.
 
2012-08-05 08:54:15 PM  
Officers who investigated the collision wrote in their reports that Wilson smelled of marijuana

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but somehow I doubt "synthetic marijuana" smells anything like the real thing.
 
2012-08-05 08:54:24 PM  

sno man: FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...


So... he burned to death then?
 
2012-08-05 08:55:00 PM  
seems like catastrophic thermal injuries killed the man
 
2012-08-05 08:56:55 PM  
Paging Baron Harkonnen to this thread, paging Baron Harkonnen.....

www.thinkgeek.com
 
2012-08-05 08:58:20 PM  
I really love Fark
 
2012-08-05 08:59:31 PM  
www.sicklycat.com

The real stuff is innocuous... Decriminalize it.
 
2012-08-05 08:59:33 PM  
What a Spiced Destry might look like.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 09:01:35 PM  

cman: sno man: FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...

If you dont throw in a farkload of Latin based words, people will think that you are stupid.


But for the author, people you need to worry about thinking you're stupid, might be more inclined to do so.
 
2012-08-05 09:02:07 PM  
I hope that in the final moments before my death, I realize I am about to die in a way that will inevitably result in a Fark greenlight. It will give me the closure I need to move on toward the light.
 
2012-08-05 09:05:07 PM  
Torqueknot: sno man: FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...

So... he burned to death then?


He became, what we call in the business, a crispy critter.
 
2012-08-05 09:05:22 PM  

Torqueknot: sno man: FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...

So... he burned to death then?


Exactly like he burned to death.
 
2012-08-05 09:05:40 PM  

Spoon over Marin: Bathia_Mapes: Personally I would have used the "scary" tag, just because.

Scary Spice?


Yep.
 
2012-08-05 09:06:15 PM  
Does this mean he only made it 10 parsecs?

obligatory?
 
2012-08-05 09:09:12 PM  
Well how many parse...

ZMugg: Does this mean he only made it 10 parsecs?

obligatory?


Damnit.
 
2012-08-05 09:12:37 PM  
The guild spokesman was unavailable for comment.
 
2012-08-05 09:12:37 PM  
The sleeper must awaken

//that darn guild!
 
2012-08-05 09:15:24 PM  
Synthetic or not, don't get stoned and drive you frickin' retard.

I'm very, very pro-legalisation, but for farks sake people, have some responsibility. It's no different to driving drunk.
 
2012-08-05 09:17:26 PM  

BronyMedic: Torqueknot: sno man: FTFA:
'...couldn't escape his damaged cab and died of "catastrophic thermal injuries" '

Okay, somebody needs to step away from the thesaurus...

So... he burned to death then?

He became, what we call in the business, a crispy critter.


Did you look at pictures of burn types in medic school right before lunch like we did? I liked electrical burns the best.
 
2012-08-05 09:18:48 PM  
So what if he had the runs so bad he had to stop the truck. Would the poop be blamed,or how bout Taco Bell, and not the guy for not getting out of the driving lane?
And the guy that hit him is supposed to be paying attention to whats in front of him. What was he smoking? I mean before he got smoked.
Always assume everyone on the roads around you are idiots, it may save your life some day.
 
2012-08-05 09:20:13 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-05 09:21:53 PM  
Rumplebluntskin: So what if he had the runs so bad he had to stop the truck. Would the poop be blamed,or how bout Taco Bell, and not the guy for not getting out of the driving lane?
And the guy that hit him is supposed to be paying attention to whats in front of him. What was he smoking? I mean before he got smoked.
Always assume everyone on the roads around you are idiots, it may save your life some day.


Just asking, but what do you drive?
 
2012-08-05 09:23:44 PM  
Another casualty of the drug war.

/legalize it already
//and I'm obliged to say this: the spice must flow
 
2012-08-05 09:24:23 PM  
img686.imageshack.us
DUNE DOG CONTROLS THE SPICE!
 
2012-08-05 09:27:36 PM  
The spice must flow (new window)
 
2012-08-05 09:27:41 PM  
"Officers who investigated the collision wrote in their reports that Wilson smelled of marijuana, seemed slightly disoriented and had red eyes. He told a deputy that while stopped at a rest area before the crash, he had used a pipe to smoke "spice," a type of synthetic marijuana, in the bunk-area of his cab, according to the complaint."

Pro tip: Spice smells absolutely nothing like marijuana. Also, people who do dumb things on illegal drugs blame the legal alternative because they think they will somehow get in less trouble. See: other articles claiming spice kills, where toxicology reports come back positive for meth, prescription drugs, etc.
 
2012-08-05 09:28:23 PM  
It is through brakes that I become something-something. The lips acquire a stain. The stain become a warning. It is through wil lalone that I set my truck in motion.
 
2012-08-05 09:36:37 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Did you look at pictures of burn types in medic school right before lunch like we did? I liked electrical burns the best.

Oh, my medic textbooks have exceptional accident porn.

Soft tissue injuries were the greatest.
 
2012-08-05 09:36:43 PM  
.............And Now Jabba is Pissed
 
2012-08-05 09:38:31 PM  
We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel....
 
2012-08-05 09:40:53 PM  
The Dunn County District attorney charged Wilson with homicide by intoxicated use of a vehicle and homicide by negligent operation of a vehicle, both felonies,

Soooo, how many times can you kill somebody?
 
2012-08-05 09:47:48 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: The Dunn County District attorney charged Wilson with homicide by intoxicated use of a vehicle and homicide by negligent operation of a vehicle, both felonies,

Soooo, how many times can you kill somebody?


They forgot to include the misdemeanor of not keeping to the minimum speed, which is probably all they'll convict him of.

People stop on the highways sometimes for various reasons. That is dangerous and illegal but it doesn't make them guilty of homicide.
 
2012-08-05 09:48:55 PM  
So, the other truck driver tried and failed?
 
2012-08-05 09:51:48 PM  
Why the fark would someone from NoCal smoke that bunk arse fake shiat when the real-real is too damn easy to come by? Dude is lying.
 
2012-08-05 09:55:07 PM  

ZMugg: Does this mean he only made it 10 parsecs?

obligatory?


And 10 parsecs is less than 12, so I think we have a new contender for the Kessel run.
 
2012-08-05 09:55:51 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: The Dunn County District attorney charged Wilson with homicide by intoxicated use of a vehicle and homicide by negligent operation of a vehicle, both felonies,

Soooo, how many times can you kill somebody?


Depends, how well can you afford the Ixian ghola creation fee?
 
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