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(SeattlePI)   Attention airline employees: Make sure you know the difference between a man who is staggering around because he is a drunk and a man who is staggering around because he has Parkinson's disease   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Parkinson's disease  
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7562 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2012 at 4:48 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-05 04:30:06 PM  
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meow said the dog: Do they require these individuals to purchase two seats so that the person next to them does not have to deal with the twitching? Because let me tell you about the time upon which I flew in between Michael J. Fox and the alt of Cassius Clay.

I don't believe you. Your story sounds shaky.
2012-08-05 05:34:21 PM  
2 votes:
I speak from experience when I say the opposite can also backfire. I once approached a young man who was convulsing about. I assumed he was in the throes of some type of malady so I stuffed my wallet in his mouth and held him down to prevent any injuries.

Needless to say, I am permanently banned from all breakdancing competitions.
2012-08-05 06:39:48 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: Am I to believe that no one with Parkinson's ever gets drunk in public? Because they would seem to be the perfect people to make on-the-fly mixed drinks.

Shaken, not stirred.
2012-08-05 05:22:02 PM  
1 vote:
This could have been avoided if the passenger had a medic-alert bracelet that said "HHHHHEY IIII HHHHAVE PPPARKENSONS"

/ going to hell.
2012-08-05 04:59:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-05 04:55:04 PM  
1 vote:
robohobo: Farking cripples get treated like gold.

Glenn Beck wants to make being crippled a national standard?
2012-08-05 02:49:23 PM  
1 vote:

feckingmorons: You can have Parkinson's and be drunk.

The guy never complained some busybody whinger - who didn't help the guy either- decided to go passive agressive online.

If you not part of solution you're part of the problem.

And that is just beneath us all.
2012-08-05 01:54:38 PM  
1 vote:
We are prohibited from asking customers if they have a disability, and the customer never told us that he had Parkinson's, or any disability for that matter

Somebody at corporate apparently misinterpreted the email that states "DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ASK OUR CUSTOMERS IF THEY ARE 'RETARDED.'"
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