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2012-08-05 12:48:56 PM  
FTFA: "...We're masturbating excessively, cheating on good people, doing coke in newly price-inflated townhouses, and sexting compulsively-though rarely with our partners. Our children now school-aged, our marriages entering their second decade, we are avoiding the big questions-Should I quit my job? Have another child? Divorce?-by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives."

I see they haven't tried getting jobs to stave off some of that boredom...

/must be nice
 
2012-08-05 01:37:30 PM  
Meh, a midlife crisis by any other name is still just a midlife crisis.
 
2012-08-05 01:51:21 PM  
How is this any way news. Guess that is why its on fark.
 
2012-08-05 01:55:26 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: FTFA: "...We're masturbating excessively, cheating on good people, doing coke in newly price-inflated townhouses, and sexting compulsively-though rarely with our partners. Our children now school-aged, our marriages entering their second decade, we are avoiding the big questions-Should I quit my job? Have another child? Divorce?-by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives."

I see they haven't tried getting jobs to stave off some of that boredom...

/must be nice

 
2012-08-05 01:57:57 PM  
Sympathy... I don't has it.

Has it never entered the minds of these women to get out of their suburban bubble once in a while and go help people with real problems?
 
2012-08-05 01:58:21 PM  
www.sherv.net
 
2012-08-05 02:03:28 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: FTFA: "...We're masturbating excessively, cheating on good people, doing coke in newly price-inflated townhouses, and sexting compulsively-though rarely with our partners. Our children now school-aged, our marriages entering their second decade, we are avoiding the big questions-Should I quit my job? Have another child? Divorce?-by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives."

I see they haven't tried getting jobs to stave off some of that boredom...

/must be nice


Done in one. Well said.
 
2012-08-05 02:05:01 PM  
Sohn's salacious revelations have some people suggesting she made it all up: Her new novel comes out in August, after all.

Yup, there it is.
 
2012-08-05 02:15:49 PM  

Chariset: Sympathy... I don't has it.

Has it never entered the minds of these women to get out of their suburban bubble once in a while and go help people with real problems?


No.. They do give good BJs though!

/milf magnet
 
2012-08-05 03:05:57 PM  
Self-centered people act self-centered. News at 11.
 
2012-08-05 03:07:55 PM  
What a drag it is getting old...
 
2012-08-05 03:08:58 PM  
More problems I couldn't give a shiat less about
 
2012-08-05 03:10:41 PM  
Time to join
www.365games.co.uk
 
2012-08-05 03:12:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: FTFA: "...We're masturbating excessively, cheating on good people, doing coke in newly price-inflated townhouses, and sexting compulsively-though rarely with our partners. Our children now school-aged, our marriages entering their second decade, we are avoiding the big questions-Should I quit my job? Have another child? Divorce?-by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives."

I see they haven't tried getting jobs to stave off some of that boredom...

/must be nice


Came in to say the exact same thing. Bunch of farking losers.
 
2012-08-05 03:13:32 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: FTFA: "...We're masturbating excessively, cheating on good people, doing coke in newly price-inflated townhouses, and sexting compulsively-though rarely with our partners. Our children now school-aged, our marriages entering their second decade, we are avoiding the big questions-Should I quit my job? Have another child? Divorce?-by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives."

I see they haven't tried getting jobs to stave off some of that boredom...

/must be nice


And... we're done here.
 
2012-08-05 03:14:13 PM  
Maybe they aren't involved in an existential crisis of identity. Maybe they're just slutty.
 
2012-08-05 03:14:38 PM  
"50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me
 
2012-08-05 03:14:47 PM  
Rock and roll?
 
2012-08-05 03:14:56 PM  
What about Rock and Roll. Sex and drugs just aren't complete without Rock and roll.

Just like Rum and sodomy aren't complete without the lash
 
2012-08-05 03:15:15 PM  
Uncle Zip can help. Really. Just give me a call, and I'll do everything I can to stave off your boredom.

/what the hell is sexting?
 
2012-08-05 03:15:40 PM  
FTFA: "...We're masturbating excessively, cheating on good people, doing coke in newly price-inflated townhouses, and sexting compulsively-though rarely with our partners. Our children now school-aged, our marriages entering their second decade, we are avoiding the big questions-Should I quit my job? Have another child? Divorce?-by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives."

I love all the butt-hurt man-failures in the thread who can't even read the three sentences they quoted.
 
2012-08-05 03:15:42 PM  
But when men "regress" and act like irresponsible, reckless juveniles, they're "manchildren". Got it.
 
2012-08-05 03:15:54 PM  
by behaving like a bunch of crazy twentysomething hipsters. Call us the Regressives.

The only thing that makes this hipsterlike is insisting that your generic and unoriginal midlife crisis is special to the point of needing its own name.
 
2012-08-05 03:17:41 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me


Just tell her flat out, "if you don't put out, I will find someone who will." Being faithful is the right thing to do under normal circumstances, but you are only human and have certain expectations in marriage.
 
2012-08-05 03:17:44 PM  
Sex, drugs and classical music.
 
2012-08-05 03:19:51 PM  
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Pah. Amateurs.
 
2012-08-05 03:20:24 PM  

OgreMagi: Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me

Just tell her flat out, "if you don't put out, I will find someone who will." Being faithful is the right thing to do under normal circumstances, but you are only human and have certain expectations in marriage.


Did you not know this before you married her?
 
2012-08-05 03:20:28 PM  
I have a feeling that these women were never far removed from being bored, self-centered and poorly behaved at any point in their lives. Calling it regressive suggests that they had, at some point, advanced beyond this behavior; I'm not convinced.
 
2012-08-05 03:21:32 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me


I wonder about people like you. The girls I've dated, I've always brought that up. I'm a very horny person, and I want it on a daily basis. Hell, I dumped a girl over the lack of sex. I just told her, this isn't working for me, maybe you should go find a guy that dis-likes sex as much as you.
 
2012-08-05 03:23:18 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me


biatches be crazy. i'm saving up for a divorce, i can take the batshiat looney anymore. not so much as a peck on the cheek in over 8 years.
 
2012-08-05 03:25:17 PM  
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"Who wants MILF and cookies?"
 
2012-08-05 03:26:43 PM  
Nothing like a glass of nice warm MILF!
 
2012-08-05 03:26:53 PM  
Is this a repeat of 45+ years ago?

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.



/The more things change, the more they stay the same
 
2012-08-05 03:27:00 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: ////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'


While my first reaction is that this is something you should have done before you, y'know, got married, the whole "sex is an important part of a relationship for me" discussion might be a good plan, and if your kids aren't dependent on you anymore then divorce is generally considered a reasonable and fairly amicable option nowadays.

No reason to stay in a relationship you find unsatisfactory in a major way, y'know.

//Then, I've not been married even once, so possibly my priorities are dramatically different than yours. Plus I'm a random asshole on the internet, so, y'know, advice, barrel of salt, etc.
 
2012-08-05 03:30:05 PM  
I admit it. I am a mother farker and proud of it.
 
2012-08-05 03:30:10 PM  
Like I've said before - NO ONE wants to have sex with high mileage, worn out chics.
Trade 'em in for two twenties!
 
2012-08-05 03:31:22 PM  
CNN, making the abnormal seem normal. Maybe makin' shiat up. These sons of belial will pay the price.

Look to the light! Ask for forgiveness. Ask for guidance. It will be cheerfully and immediately be given!
 
2012-08-05 03:32:12 PM  

fragMasterFlash: [img600.imageshack.us image 578x400]

"Who wants MILF and cookies?"


and plastic boobs?
 
2012-08-05 03:33:18 PM  
Reminds me of where I grew up-Westchester NY-so much booze floating 'em all along, then the endless parties where it seemed that the adults were always pairing up with anyone other than who they were married to. The rumor mill of who was after who and of course who was/wasn't doing whoever......the drugs I sometimes found on the coffee table...my siblings wandering around-finishing up drinks that were put down-kind've unclear if they were doing that during the parties or after wards. Don't think kids aren't aware of what does go on with their parents as well their friends.
 
2012-08-05 03:34:45 PM  

fragMasterFlash: "Who wants MILF and cookies?"


Nice bolt-ons.
 
2012-08-05 03:34:46 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me


You have my deepest sympathies, but frankly, were I in your place, this is a conversation I'd have had 13+ years ago.

/denial of "marital favors" is grounds for divorce
 
2012-08-05 03:35:24 PM  

propasaurus: Sohn's salacious revelations have some people suggesting she made it all up: Her new novel comes out in August, after all.

Yup, there it is.


Some pseudo-journalist making up crap to capitalize on the 50 Shades phenom. Surprised this isn't a NYT piece.
 
2012-08-05 03:35:53 PM  
God I love these type of women

#cmonmamaIgotweed
 
2012-08-05 03:36:11 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me


50 shades of Goat.

See. See what happens when a married man has too much time on his hands.
 
2012-08-05 03:37:15 PM  
I'm a stay at home dad, and I have yet to meet these women. If you see them, send them my way.

In the meantime, I'll be masturbating excessively.
 
2012-08-05 03:38:47 PM  
I'm surprised none of you seized on this gem:

"Au contraire. Truth be told, I actually enjoy going out more now, simply because I'm a parent. There's a sense of accomplishment that I haven't felt before, having co-created this awesome little creature who giggles her way through the day. These days I feel lighter and happier when I'm on the town. I laugh more because my baby constantly reminds me how funny we all are. I relax more because I know it's useless wasting rare moments away from the house on being uptight."

Come on Fark, you can do better.
 
2012-08-05 03:39:04 PM  
As someone dating a recently-divorced woman in her mid-30s, I would be getting a kick out of these replies if I could find the key to the handcuffs...
 
2012-08-05 03:40:46 PM  

Buffet: Like I've said before - NO ONE wants to have sex with high mileage, worn out chics.
Trade 'em in for two twenties!


Yeah, the whole "trade 'em in for two twenties!" thing is retarded. Sorry.
 
2012-08-05 03:42:13 PM  

rustypouch: OgreMagi: Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me

Just tell her flat out, "if you don't put out, I will find someone who will." Being faithful is the right thing to do under normal circumstances, but you are only human and have certain expectations in marriage.

Did you not know this before you married her?


It's funny I didn't, because she would do 'other' things that (while not full-blown intercourse, certainly) were not things a 'Good Christian girl' would do before marriage. But she did make me wait for intercourse until after we were married, & yes, I was her first. Later on, I asked her about her pre-marriage behavior being in conflict with her beliefs & she told me she felt pressured because she didn't want me to leave :/

But the trouble started right away - no sex the night of the wedding (granted we were both very tired & she had 10,000 pins in her hair) but then it became no sex the week of the honeymoon, etc... We eventually went to counseling (I was eventually dismissed as I was told 2 things: 1) There was nothing wrong with me. 2) Don't waste my life.

Honestly, I interpreted the 2nd part as having to do with my (then 20-something) level of partying, now I believe the counselor was talking about divorce. Unfortunately the sessions ended when my wife came home in tears (it got to the point where they told her something was wrong with her, as she doesn't have the capability to feel passion or lust whatsoever). One thing I won't stand for is any woman (but especially mine) crying - makes me want to hurt the person who did it. I know it wasn't fake (she didn't 'turn the waterworks on', etc) but it has allowed her to drop the issue.

We have 2 kids & I just don't think I can put them through the pain of divorce, and I still do love my wife...
 
2012-08-05 03:42:39 PM  

Thoroughly With Foil: "50 Shades Of Great"?

/turning 40 the end of this year
//turning the neighbor's wives heads ever since shedding 40lbs & lifting regularly
///still old, but still want to have fun
////Xtian wife won't put out, 13yrs faithful, told me point-blank 'sex is only for procreation'
//shoot me


I'm just going to say it...you should cheat with one of those neighbor's wives. Honestly, you've already screwed the pooch on this marriage. You married a woman you don't like, but are not quite sure you really want to divorce. That shiat's hard. So, you cheat, she gets angry...you either have the Talk and "reach a new level" in your relationship, or it's the TNT that finally blows that shiat part, and you didn't have to bother being the one to file. Who cares if it's the shiatty thing to do...isn't what you're describing already a really shiatty, useless situation? Why bother with the "right thing". Just do what you need to do-why concern yourself with "right" when she doesn't care enough to bother with you?

That's my 1 1/2 cents. Then again, I'm not married. Going on 10 years with my fella, and and I'm still getting laid like a motherfarker. Then again, we never shut up about the shiat we think about. You non talkative people confuse me.
 
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