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(Daily Mail)   Brigitte Nielsen looks disorientated as she stumbles around LA park before falling asleep   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
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2012-08-05 01:06:04 PM
Nielsen appeared to be drunk as she smoked cigarettes and drank from what looked like a vodka bottle in a public park in Studio City

Yep, Popov
 
2012-08-05 01:26:22 PM
Wow, I always thought she was older than me. Color me surprised. Drugs, Stallone and alcohol will do that to you.
 
2012-08-05 01:36:17 PM
She must have a bladder of steel.
 
2012-08-05 01:48:06 PM
Is she vying for a spot on Celebrity Rehab or something? I mean, I hope's she alright, but looking at those pics I couldn't help but imagine her getting off the phone with her agent earlier that day, who told her to "I don't know... walk around the park holding a bottle vodka or something. We need to make it seem like you're off the wagon in a very visible and obvious way."
 
2012-08-05 01:59:03 PM
Too bad the only person for miles was apparently a nature documentary photographer who isn't allowed to interfere and see if she needs any help.
 
2012-08-05 02:03:08 PM
The 49-year-old former model looked disorientated and appeared to be drunk as she smoked cigarettes and drank from what looked like a vodka bottle in a public park in Studio City... Nielsen is thought to have walked back to her home in Hollywood Hills.


Yeah, you don't just walk from Studio City to the Hollywood Hills.
 
2012-08-05 02:17:06 PM
That woman has always frightened me.
 
2012-08-05 02:21:21 PM
Things were a LOT simpler when she was just watching Ivan Drago box or Flavor Flav yell "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!"
 
2012-08-05 02:21:39 PM
Couldn't open the page due to "too many redirects."
 
2012-08-05 02:26:12 PM

crypticsatellite: Couldn't open the page due to "too many redirects."


Works for me. Has your computer been feeling less than fresh lately? Prehaps a nice Mcrappie virus scan will help.

/Im just sayin
 
2012-08-05 02:31:12 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.totalwine.com

Oh yeah, Popov, the breakfast of champions!
 
2012-08-05 02:43:27 PM
It's not the years, it's the miles.
 
2012-08-05 02:52:01 PM
"Troubled: The 49-year-old stares into space as appears to be stumbling around as she was snapped wondering around a public park in Studio City in LA"

♫ 'Cause I'm the wonderer
Yeah, the wonderer
I roam around, around, around ♫
 
2012-08-05 02:55:16 PM
Come on... who hasn't drank in a park in the sun??
 
2012-08-05 03:07:26 PM

propasaurus: The 49-year-old former model looked disorientated and appeared to be drunk as she smoked cigarettes and drank from what looked like a vodka bottle in a public park in Studio City... Nielsen is thought to have walked back to her home in Hollywood Hills.


Yeah, you don't just walk from Studio City to the Hollywood Hills.


That made me think of this.
Walkin' in L.A., nobody walks in L.A.. Walkin' in L.A.. Walkin' in L.A., nobody walks in L.A.. I don't know ...

Now that song is stuck in my head.
 
2012-08-05 03:11:31 PM
Lindsey Lohan is looking pretty good nowadays. I think she is ... wait what? that's Brigitte who?
 
2012-08-05 03:15:04 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Things were a LOT simpler when she was just watching Ivan Drago box or Flavor Flav yell "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!"


So it would seem. Quite sad,really,that her career dried up in the late '80s.
 
2012-08-05 03:21:28 PM

propasaurus: Yeah, you don't just walk from Studio City to the Hollywood Hills.


If you live on the north side of the hills, sure. What park was this?
 
2012-08-05 03:22:20 PM
Like old leather loosely stretched over a 2x4. How long until the middle-aged farkers chime in and say she's hotter than a 25 year old?
 
2012-08-05 03:23:23 PM
Did the assholes snapping her photo bother to see if she was alright?

Wow.
 
2012-08-05 03:23:51 PM

basemetal: i.dailymail.co.uk

www.totalwine.com

Oh yeah, Popov, the breakfast of champions!


If those photos are any indication, it would appear that Brigitte is testing the accuracy of the "UNBREAKABLE BOTTLE" label on that bottle of Popov.


Apos: So it would seem. Quite sad,really,that her career dried up in the late '80s.


She appeared in Beverly Hills Cop 2. It was all doomed to be downhill from there.
 
2012-08-05 03:24:46 PM

phenn: Did the assholes snapping her photo bother to see if she was alright?

Wow.


If you check on her to see if she's alright you get fewer pictures to sell to scumbag rags like The Sun.
 
2012-08-05 03:26:06 PM
Yeah, Popov. It's not the cheapest vodka you can buy, that would be Skol but it's close.

She was on the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav just a couple years ago and she looked fine. This isn't booze. Something like meth has to be involved.
 
2012-08-05 03:27:23 PM
Dear diary.....Jackpot!
 
2012-08-05 03:27:27 PM
Oh wow. That's sad:(
 
2012-08-05 03:30:42 PM
The Talisman did a job on her...
 
2012-08-05 03:33:05 PM

jake_lex: phenn: Did the assholes snapping her photo bother to see if she was alright?

Wow.

If you check on her to see if she's alright you get fewer pictures to sell to scumbag rags like The Sun.


A few years ago, my husband and I were staying the weekend out at the beach. We went down to the cafe for lunch and there was a woman there, obviously drunk. She stumbled home after about an hour.

Later, that evening, we went downstairs to the beach bar. She was there again. Absolutely tanked off her ass. She stumbled out onto the sand and fell asleep, face planted in the sand.

I went and got security from the hotel. The security guard giggled and said "She lives in the condo across the way. She does this all the time. Haw haw." I told him anyone could happen along and drag her off into the nearby bushes and really put a hurt on her. You find that funny?

He huffed and finally went over to wake her and make sure she was alright. She promptly went right back to the beach bar and those mother farkers actually SERVED HER MORE BOOZE.

We had to get up and walk away. People are just farking horrible to one another.
 
2012-08-05 03:33:55 PM
Damn that's a big biatch.
 
2012-08-05 03:36:47 PM

dejavoodoo64: Damn that's a big biatch.


I'm 6'1" as well. To me, that's a normal biatch. ;-)
 
2012-08-05 03:37:00 PM
Studying up for her role in the Amy Winehouse story.
 
2012-08-05 03:37:57 PM

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Things were a LOT simpler when she was just watching Ivan Drago box or Flavor Flav yell "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!"

So it would seem. Quite sad,really,that her career dried up in the late '80s.


She stayed popular in Europe, though. I wouldn't doubt that Sly had her blacklisted in Hollywood after she dumped him. Even during the Flavor Flav thing, the burned bridges didn't go away.

Still a shame to see her acting like a derelict, even if she's a well-dressed one.
 
2012-08-05 03:41:13 PM

crypticsatellite: Couldn't open the page due to "too many redirects."


You misspelled "derelicts" there
 
2012-08-05 03:42:54 PM
Just another one of those massive question marks in the "How did X ever make a career in Hollywood" file.

She was the worst thing about Beverly Hills Cop... and that movie had Judge freaking Reinhold in it.
 
2012-08-05 03:43:47 PM

phenn: dejavoodoo64: Damn that's a big biatch.

I'm 6'1" as well. To me, that's a normal biatch. ;-)


Well I'm not messing with you then I can assure you.

/Eddie Murphy line from one of the Beverly Hills Cop movies.
/Too old to remember which one.
 
2012-08-05 03:44:20 PM
Thank you, Bridgette. You make me admire former model Cindy Crawford even more. Only four years younger than you and she's pretty much kept it together.
 
2012-08-05 03:44:20 PM
Another one that confounds my dead pool. Lohan, Mickey Rooney and Brigitte Nielsen.
 
2012-08-05 03:50:58 PM
DrRatchet: propasaurus: Yeah, you don't just walk from Studio City to the Hollywood Hills.

If you live on the north side of the hills, sure. What park was this?


It could be Weddington, the one near Universal Studios.

Why the heck was she wearing a sweater?? It was well over 90 degrees in this area yesterday.
 
2012-08-05 03:51:56 PM
/would still hit that.
 
2012-08-05 03:54:48 PM
Rubber Biscuit: Another one that confounds my dead pool. Lohan, Mickey Rooney and Brigitte Nielsen.


www.abevigoda.com
 
2012-08-05 04:01:35 PM
Disorientated.

/aluminium?
 
2012-08-05 04:04:14 PM
Quantum Apostrophe: Like old leather loosely stretched over a 2x4. How long until the middle-aged farkers chime in and say she's hotter than a 25 year old?

She's hotter than this 25 year old:

img43.imageshack.us

But I'll admit, it's close.
 
2012-08-05 04:04:37 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: basemetal: i.dailymail.co.uk

www.totalwine.com

Oh yeah, Popov, the breakfast of champions!

If those photos are any indication, it would appear that Brigitte is testing the accuracy of the "UNBREAKABLE BOTTLE" label on that bottle of Popov.


Apos: So it would seem. Quite sad,really,that her career dried up in the late '80s.

She appeared in Beverly Hills Cop 2. It was all doomed to be downhill from there.


I'd mercifully forgotten about that movie until now. Still it wasn't *nearly* as execrable as the third.
 
2012-08-05 04:11:48 PM
Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Things were a LOT simpler when she was just watching Ivan Drago box or Flavor Flav yell "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!"

So it would seem. Quite sad,really,that her career cooch dried up in the late '80s.


FTFY?
 
2012-08-05 04:13:14 PM

propasaurus: The 49-year-old former model looked disorientated and appeared to be drunk as she smoked cigarettes and drank from what looked like a vodka bottle in a public park in Studio City... Nielsen is thought to have walked back to her home in Hollywood Hills.


Yeah, you don't just walk from Studio City to the Hollywood Hills.


"One does not simply walk into Hollywood Hills"
 
2012-08-05 04:14:18 PM
Mike Nelson must be distraught.
 
2012-08-05 04:15:35 PM
Ray_Peranus: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Things were a LOT simpler when she was just watching Ivan Drago box or Flavor Flav yell "FLAVOR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!"

So it would seem. Quite sad,really,that her career cooch dried up in the late '80s.

FTFY?


Well, in the late 80s she would've been 27, which isn't exactly Sahara Cooter time.
 
2012-08-05 04:17:55 PM
"There's no Business - like Show Business!"

/ethel merman hasn't been looking too hot, lately
 
2012-08-05 04:20:28 PM
 
2012-08-05 04:24:15 PM
Apos: I'd mercifully forgotten about that movie until now. Still it wasn't *nearly* as execrable as the third.

Oh, no doubt.

The third movie made me almost feel sort of bad for Eddie Murphy.

But then I remember that he did Norbit and Pluto Nash and (rattles off titles for a few minutes) ... and I don't feel that bad for the guy anymore.
 
2012-08-05 04:27:15 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: I'd mercifully forgotten about that movie until now. Still it wasn't *nearly* as execrable as the third.

Oh, no doubt.

The third movie made me almost feel sort of bad for Eddie Murphy.

But then I remember that he did Norbit and Pluto Nash and (rattles off titles for a few minutes) ... and I don't feel that bad for the guy anymore.


I hear ya.
 
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