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(NASCAR)   They're racing in the mountains provided it doesn't rain, again. Pocono 400 (1pm on ESPN)   (nascar.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Juan Pablo Montoya, Marcos Ambrose, Matt Kenseth, Kasey Kahne, Paul Menard, Denny Hamlin, Kurt Busch, rains  
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2012-08-05 04:38:46 PM  
2 votes:
turbokat: I'm totally ok with Gordon winning.

And I'm totally hoping Biff dumps JJ.


Word
2012-08-05 05:03:04 PM  
1 vote:

However Valero Jalapeno corn dogs are NOTHING compared to Buc ees Beaver Nuggets

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www.bucees.com

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2012-08-05 05:00:12 PM  
1 vote:
BStorm: catastrophe averted: Warmachine999: Ive never heard of or even seen a Valero gas station. Is this an east coast thing?

A Texas thing, for sure. Dunno about the rest of the South.

Valero is pretty big in So Cal, and they distribute under Texaco, Shamrock, Diamond, Beacon, and Ultramar.


Link

Not a bad stock, yield is over 2.5%
2012-08-05 04:59:11 PM  
1 vote:
DanZero: Nobody knew TK could also control the weather with that idol

I think it was an unexpected side effect from the reversed polarity earlier.. gonna have to remember that trick.
2012-08-05 04:57:54 PM  
1 vote:
Congrats, Jeff Gordon fans! Take the W when you can get it.

I think it's odd that NACAR had a chance to go to green twice and didn't on the last caution.

/readjusts tinfoil hat
2012-08-05 04:57:45 PM  
1 vote:
Nobody knew TK could also control the weather with that idol
2012-08-05 04:56:16 PM  
1 vote:
...and there goes the broadcast
2012-08-05 04:56:09 PM  
1 vote:
catastrophe averted: Warmachine999: Ive never heard of or even seen a Valero gas station. Is this an east coast thing?

A Texas thing, for sure. Dunno about the rest of the South.


I love Valero Jalapeno corn dogs
2012-08-05 04:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
OFFICIAL!!!!
2012-08-05 04:55:11 PM  
1 vote:
ski9600: Warmachine999: Ive never heard of or even seen a Valero gas station. Is this an east coast thing?

Valero is pretty big in Colorado.


we have some here in the Bay Area
2012-08-05 04:55:10 PM  
1 vote:
Damn thats some serious ugly weather
2012-08-05 04:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
holy sh*t, you hear that boom?

yeah, race is OVER
2012-08-05 04:47:38 PM  
1 vote:
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: aw crap.

gordon wins.

At least it's not JJ.


THIS
2012-08-05 04:47:24 PM  
1 vote:
catastrophe averted: So is it over? Or just red flagged for rain?

Red flag. They'll keep us in limbo for a while so they can sell some ads.
2012-08-05 04:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
bulldg4life: What are the chances they wrap it up?

None. It's gone. Heavy winds and lightning warning incoming, as well.
2012-08-05 04:47:04 PM  
1 vote:
bulldg4life: What are the chances they wrap it up?

it's quarter to 5, starting to rain, and no lights at the track.

race is over.
2012-08-05 04:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
There's an outside chance that this will restart, but I think they'll say fark it.
2012-08-05 04:42:55 PM  
1 vote:
aw crap.

gordon wins.

At least it's not JJ.
2012-08-05 04:39:53 PM  
1 vote:
vegaswench: mikaloyd: This is wild

Both Pocono races this year have been interesting. Maybe the Mayans were right?


Indeed
2012-08-05 04:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
This is wild
2012-08-05 04:35:07 PM  
1 vote:
Another NASTARD call to put 16 behind 48. WTH? Wasn't the 48 the cause of this mess?
2012-08-05 04:35:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'm totally ok with Gordon winning.

And I'm totally hoping Biff dumps JJ.
2012-08-05 04:33:44 PM  
1 vote:
The Biff deserves to be pissed after that call.
2012-08-05 04:30:43 PM  
1 vote:
THE IDOL WORKED!!

and JJ looks like an even bigger douche than usual.
2012-08-05 04:28:47 PM  
1 vote:
YES!
2012-08-05 04:28:19 PM  
1 vote:
Gooooo Idiol
2012-08-05 04:27:54 PM  
1 vote:
WOO HOO.. 48 hurting.
2012-08-05 04:24:45 PM  
1 vote:
So far JJ not pitting
2012-08-05 04:20:36 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit! I reversed polarities on the Idol!

*sets to destroy JJ*
2012-08-05 04:19:24 PM  
1 vote:
ClavellBCMI: (hooks up the warp core he stole from the Enterprise to the idol)

This is why I watch the races with you guys instead of the NASCAR.com chatroom.

And there goes Kurt into the wall. Right on time. Damn.
2012-08-05 04:15:31 PM  
1 vote:
Why can't that say JUNIOR - GOOD JIMMIE - ISSUES
2012-08-05 04:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
turbokat: QUICK!!!! EVERYONE RUB THE IDOL!!!!

//Rubs like I was a nipple specialist at a playboy photo shoot
2012-08-05 04:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: not gonna do that

BUT

you gave me an idea for next week's Idol picture.


If JJ wins this week its your fault
2012-08-05 04:06:24 PM  
1 vote:
QUICK!!!! EVERYONE RUB THE IDOL!!!!
2012-08-05 04:05:39 PM  
1 vote:
vegaswench: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 229x400]

*right click save*

Just got here. Nice one, Dan.


Dont ask what happened to Kyle. You dont want to know.
2012-08-05 04:04:50 PM  
1 vote:
mikaloyd: just the 48 one

not gonna do that

BUT

you gave me an idea for next week's Idol picture.
2012-08-05 04:01:47 PM  
1 vote:
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dammit, my new Idol didn't work!

[i46.tinypic.com image 720x1280]

No flames. Your idols are fire idols.


You know what to do.

/use gunpowder too for best effects

I'm not lighting my Transformers on fire. That's sacrilege.


just the 48 one
2012-08-05 03:59:32 PM  
1 vote:
mikaloyd: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Dammit, my new Idol didn't work!

[i46.tinypic.com image 720x1280]

No flames. Your idols are fire idols.


You know what to do.

/use gunpowder too for best effects


I'm not lighting my Transformers on fire. That's sacrilege.
2012-08-05 03:52:14 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-05 03:40:58 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Tkat, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is scaring me... MOAR IDOL POWERZ!


*fires #5 reactor, does nude interpretive dance, sacrifices potato*
2012-08-05 03:40:52 PM  
1 vote:

FlyingJ: when did they name it the "Tricky Triangle"


1958 during a drunken brawl in the pits
2012-08-05 03:15:48 PM  
1 vote:
Kyle's car looks like it has suspension issues. He normally would've been able to save that.
2012-08-05 03:13:07 PM  
1 vote:

turbokat: This race is boring a hell, but I made a promise to be present.


Never make promises. Too many of these threads have turned into whine festivals lateley. If it aint fun dont do it.
2012-08-05 03:11:52 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, a thing happened!

turbokat: This race is boring a hell, but I made a promise to be present. There WILL NOT be a JJ repeat.

/added a flux capacitor to the Idol.


That run at the beginning between Juablo and Denny was pretty fun. If we get enough restarts, this could be a fun one by Pocono standards.
2012-08-05 03:10:15 PM  
1 vote:

turbokat: This race is boring a hell, but I made a promise to be present. There WILL NOT be a JJ repeat.

/added a flux capacitor to the Idol.


Cool, just make sure the Big Red 48 Wins button is disabled today and all will be fine (and I hope you eviscerated the moran who enabled it and used it last time).
2012-08-05 03:10:08 PM  
1 vote:

turbokat: This race is boring a hell, but I made a promise to be present. There WILL NOT be a JJ repeat.

/added a flux capacitor to the Idol.


We're not blaming you for last week's shoddy performance, but we're blaming you

Maybe an earlier appearance will ward off any of that happening again. JPM being in the lead sure looks to be a start
2012-08-05 03:04:09 PM  
1 vote:

kteela: He was. A cop shot a gunman and got shot up himself. The place is huge, they don't know where the rest of the ppl are, they're not sure if there are more shooters yet, the scene isn't secured.


Thats kinda scary and all BUT at Pocono Juablo is leading a rain delayed race. Thousands could die if he knocks the track dryer into the crowd.
2012-08-05 01:49:21 PM  
1 vote:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: whar boogity? WHAR??


Thankfully silent until February.
2012-08-05 12:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think this will be a two part race: Link
 
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