FARK.com: (7251765) "Often all people need to start an exercise regime is a little encouragement, and what better motivation is there than being shot at?"

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		"Often all people need to start an exercise regime is a little encouragement, and what better motivation is there than being shot at?" (metro.co.uk)		16
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phlegmmo		2012-08-05 10:59:55 AM

'There will be several shooters in place and so it's unlikely any of those involved will be in a safe area for too long, which, combined with wanting to avoid getting hit, should result in a lot of running around, shedding hundreds of calories in the process.'

Will shooters get a trophy for bagging the largest person?

dopeydwarf		2012-08-05 11:20:35 AM

I always wanted to start a regime, but Mao beat me to it and I don't think I can improve on his level of subjugation or cult of personality.

The_Sponge		2012-08-05 12:10:53 PM

I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-08-05 12:13:00 PM

If this isn't the most dangerous game, it's at least the 26th most dangerous game.

Foaming		2012-08-05 01:32:08 PM

Do you get a t-shirt?
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Pants full of macaroni!!		2012-08-05 02:58:13 PM

exercise regime

Regimen, you mean.

JustinCase		2012-08-05 03:54:57 PM

Foaming: Do you get a t-shirt?

I love that! Thank you.

Whatthefark		2012-08-05 04:18:28 PM

So people are going to chase fatties through the woods and shoot paintballs at them? Aside from the paintball guns, how is this any different than an elementary school playground?

meyerkev		2012-08-05 04:19:52 PM

Based on my one (quite fun even if it did take a week for the bruises to heal) experience with paintball, this will work.

Subdue their bellies		2012-08-05 04:51:09 PM

One step closer to the Insanoflex...

neuroflare		2012-08-05 05:22:59 PM

If you can dodge wrench you can dodge a ball!
/similar concepts
//hot

UNC_Samurai		2012-08-05 06:29:24 PM

Foaming: Do you get a t-shirt?
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Came here to post that.....dammit.

The Smails Kid		2012-08-05 10:54:09 PM

Where do I sign up to shoot fatties?

mamoru		2012-08-05 11:01:29 PM

The_Sponge: I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.

Hah! Outstanding! Such a great flick. :D

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-08-06 06:07:08 AM

skrame		2012-08-06 01:02:36 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: exercise regime

Regimen, you mean.

My dictionary:

Regimen: 1 a prescribed course of medical treatment, way of life, or diet for the promotion or restoration of health : a regimen of one or two injections per day | a treatment regimen.

Regime: 2 a system or planned way of doing things, esp. one imposed from above : detention centers with a very tough physical regime.
• a coordinated program for the promotion or restoration of health; a regimen : a low-calorie, low-fat regime.

I was going to correct subby and paintball dude too, but their word also works.

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