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(New York Daily News)   Tired of your husband being an annoying, sanctimonious Vegan? Try tempting him with a bacon sandwich stuffed into your underwear. It worked for Kate Moss   (india.nydailynews.com) divider line 186
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2012-08-05 08:57:51 AM
Wait a second... Kate Moss actually eats? Actual food? Meat on top of it? I'll be damned.
 
2012-08-05 09:10:51 AM
Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.
 
2012-08-05 09:13:55 AM

miss diminutive: Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.


Well, you ruined that one for me

/could be worse, though
 
2012-08-05 09:16:48 AM

miss diminutive: Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.


Killjoy.
 
2012-08-05 09:22:12 AM

flucto: miss diminutive: Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.

Killjoy.


I'm just trying to provide a public service. Genital grease burns are extremely painful and leave you vulnerable to rampant crotch attacks from neighbourhood dogs.

/so I hear
 
2012-08-05 09:29:00 AM

miss diminutive: I'm just trying to provide a public service. Genital grease burns are extremely painful and leave you vulnerable to rampant crotch attacks from neighbourhood dogs.

/so I hear


The whole concept has a certain "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup" quality. Hey, you got ...
 
2012-08-05 10:12:24 AM

flucto: miss diminutive: I'm just trying to provide a public service. Genital grease burns are extremely painful and leave you vulnerable to rampant crotch attacks from neighbourhood dogs.

/so I hear

The whole concept has a certain "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup" quality. Hey, you got ...


I'm thinking Arby's.
 
2012-08-05 10:36:35 AM

"I was vegan for about 20 years. But then the thing that really tipped me over the edge was when I first met Kate, had just started seeing her, and I walked into the kitchen and she was in her underwear making me a bacon sandwich," said Hince.

"She didn't know I was vegan, and I was like... all my principles went out of the window," he added.


There's a supermodel - 'biatch make me a sammich' - vegan now loves bacon joke in there somewhere, I just can find it
 
2012-08-05 10:42:38 AM

phreaknes: vegan now loves bacon


I wonder what other world problems would benefit from the power of the bacon+super model combo? Hello? Mr. Ayatollah? Can we have a word please? Needs photoshop contest.
 
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2012-08-05 11:18:55 AM

miss diminutive: Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.


So, it wasn't a bacon taco?? Yet another dream bashed against the rocks.
 
2012-08-05 12:09:41 PM

dopeydwarf: Wait a second... Kate Moss actually eats? Actual food? Meat on top of it? I'll be damned.


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2012-08-05 01:05:22 PM
How do you know if somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.
 
2012-08-05 01:07:11 PM
Funny how the article glosses over the intestinal distress that bacon sandwich was sure to cause him after X amount of time not using those enzymes.
 
2012-08-05 01:29:41 PM

phreaknes: "I was vegan for about 20 years. But then the thing that really tipped me over the edge was when I first met Kate, had just started seeing her, and I walked into the kitchen and she was in her underwear making me a bacon sandwich," said Hince.

"She didn't know I was vegan, and I was like... all my principles went out of the window," he added.

There's a supermodel - 'biatch make me a sammich' - vegan now loves bacon joke in there somewhere, I just can find it


Boobs so epic they can turn a vegan straight?
 
2012-08-05 01:31:01 PM
I'm just trying to provide a public pubic service.

FTFY
 
2012-08-05 01:32:33 PM
Nothing taste so good as skinny bacon feels.
 
2012-08-05 01:34:33 PM
Yeah, bacon makes everything better
 
2012-08-05 01:35:48 PM
I've heard of a greasy spoon, but this is ridiculous.
 
2012-08-05 01:36:30 PM
The vast majority of vegans/vegetarians just want to be left alone in peace to eat according to their own decisions. They don't care what the heck you eat; they just want to eat what they want without being questioned constantly and having people make assumptions about feelings of moral superiority, etc.

Yes, there a few vegetarians out there who are dickish about it. You're going to find douchebags in any segment of the population. When I was a vegetarian you wouldn't believe how many meat-eating people were douchebags to me about it, waving meat in my face, making a big show of devouring hamburgers in front of me while going MMMMM!!! etc.
 
2012-08-05 01:40:13 PM

subaudio: The vast majority of vegans/vegetarians just want to be left alone in peace to eat according to their own decisions. They don't care what the heck you eat; they just want to eat what they want without being questioned constantly and having people make assumptions about feelings of moral superiority, etc.

Yes, there a few vegetarians out there who are dickish about it. You're going to find douchebags in any segment of the population. When I was a vegetarian you wouldn't believe how many meat-eating people were douchebags to me about it, waving meat in my face, making a big show of devouring hamburgers in front of me while going MMMMM!!! etc.


It's true. Once upon a time I spent a year as a vegatarian - stopped just to get people to quit talking about my diet...
 
2012-08-05 01:40:43 PM

miss diminutive: Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.


SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!


Stop ruining visions of Kate Moss Crotch Bacon Sammiches you harpie!
 
2012-08-05 01:41:27 PM

LegoLewdite: subaudio: The vast majority of vegans/vegetarians just want to be left alone in peace to eat according to their own decisions. They don't care what the heck you eat; they just want to eat what they want without being questioned constantly and having people make assumptions about feelings of moral superiority, etc.

Yes, there a few vegetarians out there who are dickish about it. You're going to find douchebags in any segment of the population. When I was a vegetarian you wouldn't believe how many meat-eating people were douchebags to me about it, waving meat in my face, making a big show of devouring hamburgers in front of me while going MMMMM!!! etc.

It's true. Once upon a time I spent a year as a vegatarian - stopped just to get people to quit talking about my diet...


How did they know what your diet was?
 
2012-08-05 01:43:01 PM
People who change their morals for someone else are just stupid. I've been vegetarian for a long time. Pretty much none of the people I have been with are/were, and I've never tried to change them. That said, they did cut their meat intake, sometimes quite significantly due to being lazy, and me being an awesome cook.
 
2012-08-05 01:44:27 PM

miss diminutive: Genital grease burns are extremely painful


Now see, I'd think you'd let it cool down a bit first. What you're saying isn't so much "it's a bad idea" as "wait five minutes first."

miss diminutive: and leave you vulnerable to rampant crotch attacks from neighbourhood dogs.


No doubt on that part though. Woof woof.
 
2012-08-05 01:45:25 PM

WhippingBoy: How did they know what your diet was?


Well, either your friends choose to eat out at a restaurant that makes it difficult to eat there (which tends to lead to "why?"), or your workplace is having a fun food-based event and they want to know what you would like.

shiat ain't hard.
 
2012-08-05 01:45:44 PM

Jamdug!: How do you know if somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.


Haha I like that one. I haven't heard it before but it's definitely true. Every vegan I know is quick to espouse their veganism.
 
2012-08-05 01:46:10 PM
Maybe I'm a little off today, but it saddens me that I will never wake up to a naked Kate Moss making me a bacon sandwich. Never-ever.
 
2012-08-05 01:50:14 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-08-05 01:50:40 PM
This far down in comments and not a single hot pic of the aforementioned Kate Moss?

Fark, I am disapoint...
 
2012-08-05 01:52:02 PM
I's like to see her bacon strips in her underwear.
 
2012-08-05 01:52:07 PM
do you think she cooked the bacon while she was practically naked, or did she cook it with clothes on and then assemble the sandwich in her underwear? because bacon splatter.
 
2012-08-05 01:52:37 PM

Studson: Jamdug!: How do you know if somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Haha I like that one. I haven't heard it before but it's definitely true. Every vegan I know is quick to espouse their veganism.


Yeah, same here in almost all cases. Usually within 5 minutes of meeting them for the first time.
 
2012-08-05 01:54:14 PM

Jamdug!: How do you know if somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.


When you don't do dead, the reverse is also true. Especially so.
 
2012-08-05 01:55:06 PM
dopeydwarf
Wait a second... Kate Moss actually eats? Actual food? Meat on top of it? I'll be damned.


She made a sandwich for him; article didn't say anything about making one for herself.
 
2012-08-05 01:55:41 PM
What a choice... Do I

1) Stick to my vegan principles
or
2) keep getting to bone Kate Moss?????

He is a smart man.
 
2012-08-05 01:57:23 PM
She needs to make one for herself while she's at it.

And to the posters who claim to have been brutalized at the hand of meat eaters?

SHUT UP.

We're all adults here. We know your kind. Never once in my entire life have I ever met a veg-head that wasn't farking sanctimonious about it.

Hosing out their grill and cleaning it with a fine toothed comb because I cooked a burger on it. Just shut up.
 
2012-08-05 01:58:14 PM
Eew... I don't want tuna flavor on my BLT, thank you.

But I love bacon on my tuna salad sandwiches.

Then again, a mostly naked hottie could feed anything short of dog feces to any hetero male, and he will gobble it up like he hasn't eaten in days.
 
2012-08-05 01:58:25 PM

miss diminutive: Subby, when the article says that she served him a bacon sandwich in her underwear, they just mean she was in her underwear when she served him food. She didn't stick the greasy sandwich down her undies and offer him the chance to dive in.


Well, no point in reading the rest of the thread.
 
2012-08-05 01:58:37 PM

ng2810: This far down in comments and not a single hot pic of the aforementioned Kate Moss?

Fark, I am disapoint...


There is one. She's talking to a squirrel.
 
2012-08-05 02:01:31 PM

CarrieWhite: People who change their morals for someone else are just stupid.


Did you RTFA? He didn't change his morals for her, he changed his morals because of her. I.e., he didn't start eating meat because Kate Moss wanted him too, he started eating meat because Kate Moss was serving it to him in (er, while wearing only) her underwear.

/I'd probably eat human flesh if Kate Moss served it to me in her underwear
//just sayin'...
 
2012-08-05 02:01:55 PM
I've had many a lunch ruined because the group had to compromise on some mediocre restaurant that served vegetarian meals instead of going to a good steak house or rib joint.
 
2012-08-05 02:03:35 PM

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


When they're slicing up cows, it's pretty easy for them to slash the bowels. There's an "acceptable" faeces content.
 
2012-08-05 02:03:36 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread:

/I'd probably eat human flesh if Kate Moss served it to me in her underwear
//just sayin'...


I see what you did there.
 
2012-08-05 02:05:31 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: CarrieWhite: People who change their morals for someone else are just stupid.

Did you RTFA? He didn't change his morals for her, he changed his morals because of her. I.e., he didn't start eating meat because Kate Moss wanted him too, he started eating meat because Kate Moss was serving it to him in (er, while wearing only) her underwear.

/I'd probably eat human flesh if Kate Moss served it to me in her underwear
//just sayin'...


Yes, I read the article. You don't "entice" someone to change their principles like that unless you want them to do so.
 
2012-08-05 02:05:37 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Funny how the article glosses over the intestinal distress that bacon sandwich was sure to cause him after X amount of time not using those enzymes.


Yeah, he probably had a serious case of the shiats afterward.
 
2012-08-05 02:05:47 PM

CarrieWhite: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

When they're slicing up cows, it's pretty easy for them to slash the bowels. There's an "acceptable" faeces content.


That's the stuff they usually spread on vegetables to make them grow...
 
2012-08-05 02:06:52 PM
Chemicals, mostly.
 
2012-08-05 02:07:16 PM

WhippingBoy: t.

That's the stuff they usually spread on vegetables to make them grow...


HA!
 
2012-08-05 02:08:21 PM

flucto: miss diminutive: I'm just trying to provide a public service. Genital grease burns are extremely painful and leave you vulnerable to rampant crotch attacks from neighbourhood dogs.

/so I hear

The whole concept has a certain "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup" quality. Hey, you got ...


Kate Moss, not Reese Witherspoon.

/would happily eat Reese with any utensil
 
2012-08-05 02:09:27 PM

CarrieWhite: Chemicals, mostly.


Define chemicals for me.

On second thought, don't. I'll be okay with my own definition.
 
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