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(610 WIOD)   Just because the police are traveling at a high rate of speed with the sirens on, it does not mean they're chasing you   (610wiod.com) divider line 32
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2012-08-05 08:37:49 AM  
The wicked flee when no man pursueth.
 
Pud
2012-08-05 11:15:38 AM  
There's something happinin' here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there.
Tellin' me, I got to beware.

/Old people earworm. You're welcome.
 
2012-08-05 12:48:02 PM  
Doesn't mean they know they're chasing you.
 
2012-08-05 12:49:00 PM  

Just because the police are traveling at a high rate of speed with the sirens on, it does not mean they're chasing you


But it does not NOT mean they're chasing me.
 
2012-08-05 12:50:56 PM  
ooops.
 
2012-08-05 12:54:09 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 12:54:18 PM  

Pud: There's something happinin' here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there.
Tellin' me, I got to beware.

/Old people earworm. You're welcome.


Not just old people. 26 and I love that song.
 
2012-08-05 12:55:24 PM  
You're just never sure, though.
 
2012-08-05 12:55:42 PM  
Bwahahahahahaha!
 
2012-08-05 12:56:25 PM  
"Quick, man...it's the cops! Get rid of the stuff!"
"I am, man! I am!" [takes multiple hits from joint]
"Not like that, man...EAT IT!"
[stuffs marijuana into mouth]
"Quick, now drop this acid!"
[takes it all]
"Hurry up man...oh wait, it was just an ambulance, man."
 
2012-08-05 12:59:07 PM  
rate of speed

This phrase always gets me. "Unit distance per unit time of unit distance per unit time."

Any Fark law-talking guy think that, in some roundabout manner, a defendant could get a speeding ticket dismissed by getting the officer to say this on the stand and then explain that it's nonsensical? Or would the judge just get pissed?
 
2012-08-05 01:00:30 PM  
They will be... they will be.
 
2012-08-05 01:04:30 PM  
That's pretty typical on Cops. 'Why did you run?' 'Because, you were chasing me!'
 
2012-08-05 01:07:02 PM  
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately." -- Mark Twain.
 
2012-08-05 01:08:55 PM  
ultraholland:

Doesn't matter, Johnnie Cochran is pushing up daisies.

/ianal
 
2012-08-05 01:14:24 PM  

Pud: There's something happinin' here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there.
Tellin' me, I got to beware.

/Old people earworm. You're welcome.


Yeah, but you'd better stop.

/Hey - what's that sound?
 
2012-08-05 01:14:53 PM  
attried? WTF
 
2012-08-05 01:15:12 PM  
Another criminal genius.
 
2012-08-05 01:21:03 PM  
Eighteen posts and no one's blamed the cops for some injustice yet? You're slipping, Fark!
 
2012-08-05 01:22:37 PM  

SwiftFox: "I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately." -- Mark Twain.


The other extreme:
New Orleans--About 900 rounds of live ammunition were fired by officers over a two-day period in December 2003 during a demonstration of a gunshot detection system. ... [and only] one public call came in about the gunfire.
 
2012-08-05 01:27:10 PM  
"An officer attried to stop the car and a purusit began."

awesome.
 
2012-08-05 01:31:03 PM  

Pud: There's something happinin' here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there.
Tellin' me, I got to beware.

/Old people earworm. You're welcome.


Not for old timers here's my introduction to that song.

/Tunes a classic
 
2012-08-05 01:32:15 PM  
lh6.ggpht.com

A new winnar!!!1!1!
 
2012-08-05 02:29:17 PM  
"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you."
 
2012-08-05 02:37:45 PM  

LDM90: Eighteen posts and no one's blamed the cops for some injustice yet? You're slipping, Fark!


I blame 'em!
 
2012-08-05 02:42:17 PM  
"An officer attried to stop the car and a purusit began. "

Derp
 
2012-08-05 02:50:31 PM  

TorqueToad: "An officer attried to stop the car and a purusit began. "

Derp


Or why I don't take anybody who says they're a journalist seriously anymore.
 
2012-08-05 02:55:22 PM  
To be honest, he looks like someone who belongs in jail anyway.
 
2012-08-05 03:09:11 PM  

Yaxe: TorqueToad: "An officer attried to stop the car and a purusit began. "

Derp

Or why I don't take anybody who says they're a journalist seriously anymore.


When even spell-check fails you, they should withdraw your credentials, weak as they are.
 
2012-08-05 03:35:12 PM  

LeroyBourne: That's pretty typical on Cops. 'Why did you run?' 'Because, you were chasing me!'


Dude took off dramatically over the speed limit, blew through a red light, then physically assaulted the officer that pulled up beside him while he was sprinting to ask him WTF he was doing.

That's three crimes and two of them are "go directly to jail" crimes.
 
2012-08-05 06:48:48 PM  

Jim_Callahan: LeroyBourne: That's pretty typical on Cops. 'Why did you run?' 'Because, you were chasing me!'

Dude took off dramatically over the speed limit, blew through a red light, then physically assaulted the officer that pulled up beside him while he was sprinting to ask him WTF he was doing.

That's three crimes and two of them are "go directly to jail" crimes.


Also, guys who want to run, "I was scared!" isn't a really good defense.
 
2012-08-06 05:58:19 AM  
*reads article*

HAH!

"THE wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion."
Proverbs 28:1
 
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