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(WotWentWrong)   Does drinking too much on a first date always lead to bad news?   (blog.wotwentwrong.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-05 08:24:15 AM  
More like, if you have to drink heavily to make someone interesting, there may be a problem.
 
2012-08-05 08:39:01 AM  
It depends. Am I drinking to much, or is it her?
 
2012-08-05 08:45:17 AM  

St_Francis_P: More like, if you have to drink heavily to make someone interesting, there may be a problem.


Could be subby is on to something:

1. arrange date with unattractive people to reduce stress when asking - "I notice you are not very attractive, let's have a date"
2. drink until they become attractive.
 
2012-08-05 09:07:55 AM  
No, but it helps
 
2012-08-05 09:29:12 AM  
As long as you don't:

a) pass out mid conversation
b) vomit on them or in their car/house
c) piss yourself
d) turn into a slobbering emotional wreck

...then knock yourself out.
 
2012-08-05 09:44:59 AM  
if she sleeps with you, it's worth it.
 
2012-08-05 10:03:25 AM  

St_Francis_P: More like, if you have to drink heavily to make someone interesting, there may be a problem.


But that's why I'm on Fark

/not that I wouldn't be drinking anyway
 
2012-08-05 10:14:16 AM  

miss diminutive: As long as you don't:

a) pass out mid conversation
b) vomit on them or in their car/house
c) piss yourself
d) turn into a slobbering emotional wreck

...then knock yourself out.


Wait, but I thought you said...
 
2012-08-05 11:16:11 AM  
How else am I going to get up the courage to troll for hookers in a bad part of town at 2:00am?
 
2012-08-05 11:19:18 AM  
If it didn't, it would hardly be "too much," would it?

QED, biatches.
 
2012-08-05 11:19:51 AM  
What's this 'date' thing you speak of?
 
2012-08-05 11:20:38 AM  
I find having a few extra drinks makes me a lot more willing to go down on a girl.
 
2012-08-05 11:20:54 AM  
I need a drink after reading that shiatty blog.
 
2012-08-05 11:21:04 AM  

Ed Finnerty: How else am I going to get up the courage to troll for hookers in a bad part of town at 2:00am?


Cocaine?
 
2012-08-05 11:21:53 AM  

miss diminutive: As long as you don't:

a) pass out mid conversation
b) vomit on them or in their car/house
c) piss yourself
d) turn into a slobbering emotional wreck

...then knock yourself out.


Maybe some of us look for those things in a good date
 
2012-08-05 11:24:05 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Ed Finnerty: How else am I going to get up the courage to troll for hookers in a bad part of town at 2:00am?

Cocaine?


But I'm already drunk from getting up the courage to score some cocaine from dealers in the same bad part of town at 1:45am.
 
2012-08-05 11:25:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I find having a few extra drinks makes me a lot more willing to go down on a girl.


I find having a few drinks makes the girl a lot more willing to let me go down on her.
 
2012-08-05 11:27:30 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Karma Curmudgeon: Ed Finnerty: How else am I going to get up the courage to troll for hookers in a bad part of town at 2:00am?

Cocaine?

But I'm already drunk from getting up the courage to score some cocaine from dealers in the same bad part of town at 1:45am.


It's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a conundrum.
 
2012-08-05 11:28:46 AM  
AverageAmericanGuy: I find having a few extra drinks makes me a lot more willing to go down on a girl.

I find having a few drinks makes the girl a lot more willing to let me go down on her
.

Check and mate.
 
2012-08-05 11:30:47 AM  

miss diminutive: As long as you don't:

a) pass out mid conversation
b) vomit on them or in their car/house
c) piss yourself
d) turn into a slobbering emotional wreck

...then knock yourself out.


How you doing?
 
2012-08-05 11:36:03 AM  
As long as you don't get whisky dick...
 
2012-08-05 11:36:11 AM  
Is this guy boring you?
 
2012-08-05 11:39:26 AM  

Slartibeerfest: Is this guy boring you?


I read that as 'boning'.
 
2012-08-05 11:39:59 AM  

Slartibeerfest: Is this guy boring you?


You have to admit..he was from another planet.

/42
 
2012-08-05 11:43:14 AM  

skinink: What's this 'date' thing you speak of?


This, that, and the other.
 
2012-08-05 11:43:50 AM  
Meh, the current gf and I drank a decent amount our first date. I think we had a glass of wine or 2 at dinner, then we went to the bar after dinner and had some beer and tequila. We weren't totally blotto or anything, just kinda drunk. People who worry about this shiat are really odd to me.
 
2012-08-05 11:45:36 AM  
Hmmmm... learned that lesson the hard way. Eating two large tuna steaks before heading out (it was all there was in the freezer) and then five 20oz beers at the pub = very bad time. Feel sorry for whoever had to clean up the bathroom at that bar especially since the large appology tip probably didn't make it into their hands.
 
2012-08-05 11:46:04 AM  

miss diminutive: d) turn into a slobbering emotional wreck


my problem is i can never predict when that's going to happen
 
2012-08-05 11:46:45 AM  

clyph: As long as you don't get whisky dick...


But what if she has a hissy fit? What could you say in response to her then
 
2012-08-05 11:51:56 AM  

St_Francis_P: More like, if you have to drink heavily to make someone interesting, there may be a problem.


This. I'm bored to tears with Fark unless I'm sauced to the gills.

/sauced to the gills
 
2012-08-05 11:54:35 AM  

St_Francis_P: More like, if you have to drink heavily to make someone interesting, there may be a problem.


This is perhaps one of the flaws with some Fark parties...
 
2012-08-05 11:56:06 AM  
I drank heavily to impress a girl and ended up making best friends with the toilet for the night.

Eight months later, we're still happily together!
 
2012-08-05 11:56:46 AM  
having RTFA I would say that her failure was in scaling back from evening drinks on date 1 to (presumably) early evening coffee on date #2. That type of progression would definitely affect my efforts on the second date and I'd expect her to carry the conversation, which clearly she didn't.
 
2012-08-05 11:57:01 AM  
Does drinking too much on a first date always lead to bad news Fark?

It's not news; it's Fark.com.
 
2012-08-05 11:58:05 AM  
It's time to admit we do not click.
End of story.
 
2012-08-05 11:59:24 AM  

strangeguitar: Slartibeerfest: Is this guy boring you?

You have to admit..he was from another planet.

/42



Went to see that a couple of weeks ago, with the original cast, Neil Gaiman as the voice of the book and John Hodgman as the dish of the day at Milliways.
 
2012-08-05 11:59:57 AM  

baorao: having RTFA I would say that her failure was in scaling back from evening drinks on date 1 to (presumably) early evening coffee on date #2. That type of progression would definitely affect my efforts on the second date and I'd expect her to carry the conversation, which clearly she didn't.


She sounds as if she isn't much fun to begin with.
 
2012-08-05 12:03:03 PM  
If a man and a woman go on a date, get equally drunk, end up having sex without giving consent (due to the alcohol), and both wake up the morning intensely regretting what they've done, how many years in prison (for rape) should the man get?
 
2012-08-05 12:05:01 PM  

WhippingBoy: If a man and a woman go on a date, get equally drunk, end up having sex without giving consent (due to the alcohol), and both wake up the morning intensely regretting what they've done, how many years in prison (for rape) should the man get?


That depends...how embarrassed is she that he bagged her?
 
2012-08-05 12:05:27 PM  

AbbeySomeone: She sounds as if she isn't much fun to begin with


Abbey is my Hero
 
2012-08-05 12:09:41 PM  
Went on a date and ended up closing the restaurant down. Didn't plan on it, but we spent so long talking that we forgot the time. Drank $100 of single malt between the two of us.

Married for 8 years, together for 13.
 
2012-08-05 12:10:24 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: WhippingBoy: If a man and a woman go on a date, get equally drunk, end up having sex without giving consent (due to the alcohol), and both wake up the morning intensely regretting what they've done, how many years in prison (for rape) should the man get?

That depends...how embarrassed is she that he bagged her?


She's very embarrassed, but so is he. Their actions, level of drunkenness, and feelings of regret and shame are 100% identical (so obviously, one's a vicious rapist (man), and the other's a hapless victim (woman).
 
2012-08-05 12:12:54 PM  

Ed Finnerty: How else am I going to get up the courage to troll for hookers in a bad part of town at 2:00am?


If that's really your real name, I went to HS with your brother John. And in case that sounds like "claim to know someone because they might have a brother with a common name like John," I offer the following: He was tall. Brown hair. He wore glasses. Played piano. You were his next-younger bother. Was in the JB's. I vaguely recall that you had a pinball machine in your basement. And you lived on 16th or maybe 18th Ave, right across from what's now Mall of America.
 
2012-08-05 12:13:35 PM  

WhippingBoy: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: WhippingBoy: If a man and a woman go on a date, get equally drunk, end up having sex without giving consent (due to the alcohol), and both wake up the morning intensely regretting what they've done, how many years in prison (for rape) should the man get?

That depends...how embarrassed is she that he bagged her?

She's very embarrassed, but so is he. Their actions, level of drunkenness, and feelings of regret and shame are 100% identical (so obviously, one's a vicious rapist (man), and the other's a hapless victim (woman).


Well, if it's that embarrassing for her friends to know she did him, then naturally the freak needs to go away for life.
 
2012-08-05 12:13:43 PM  
She sounds fat.
 
2012-08-05 12:19:51 PM  
The secretary spread is really starting to show.
 
2012-08-05 12:25:56 PM  
A girl I knew in high school invited me to a party at her college because her boyfriend was being a jerk. The party was fine but after one to many bottles of cheep, sweet wine lead to an awkward ending. Twenty first anniversary in a month.
/
 
2012-08-05 12:34:31 PM  

tillerman35: Ed Finnerty: How else am I going to get up the courage to troll for hookers in a bad part of town at 2:00am?

If that's really your real name, I went to HS with your brother John. And in case that sounds like "claim to know someone because they might have a brother with a common name like John," I offer the following: He was tall. Brown hair. He wore glasses. Played piano. You were his next-younger bother. Was in the JB's. I vaguely recall that you had a pinball machine in your basement. And you lived on 16th or maybe 18th Ave, right across from what's now Mall of America.


Sorry to disappoint, but my name comes from my favorite character in Kurt Vonnegut's Player Piano.

If it's any consolation, I do live in Minnesota.
 
2012-08-05 12:41:49 PM  
Depends ... who bought the drinks?
 
2012-08-05 12:48:32 PM  

Cheron: A girl I knew in high school invited me to a party at her college because her boyfriend was being a jerk. The party was fine but after one to many bottles of cheep, sweet wine lead to an awkward ending. Twenty first anniversary in a month.
/


So i'm guessing the kid is 22?

www.wired.com
 
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