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(NFL)   It's been six months with only trivial games like basketball or baseball to pass the time. But the dark times are over, because FOOTBALL. It's the New Orleans Saints vs. the Arizona Cardinals in the Hall of Fame game, 8 PM on NFL Network   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Arizona Cardinals, Hall of Fame Game, New Orleans Saints, basketball, NFL Network, baseball, Hall of Fames  
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2012-08-05 10:51:46 PM  
2 votes:
Russ Grimm:

Russ Happy:
2012-08-05 07:46:53 PM  
2 votes:
I don't care if the Indianapolis Horse-Vaginas are facing the Tennessee Limp-Dongs and Houston whacks it in the corner over the one good year they have had in the last decade.

2012-08-05 01:46:39 PM  
2 votes:
2012-08-05 11:16:08 PM  
1 vote:
And Lawrence Wilson spares us the specter of Pre-season, Overtime, Cardinals football. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I will toast your sportsmanship nightly until next weeks games.
2012-08-05 11:06:16 PM  
1 vote:

becksellent: " many rookies are first-year guys..."


Somebody went to the Madden School of Announcing.

/if he'd been able to get his hands on the ball, that would have been a great catch!
2012-08-05 11:05:07 PM  
1 vote:
" many rookies are first-year guys..."

2012-08-05 11:00:11 PM  
1 vote:

mooseyfate: Captain Steroid: Have the announcers been drinking?! O_o

God help us if they start playing Journey over the house PA.

I might stop believin'.

//I'm not proud of that.
2012-08-05 10:55:06 PM  
1 vote:
Ugh, so sick of hearing about SANCHEZ/TEBOW/THE JETS!1!!!!11! that I might actually have to root for the Bengals in that game, lol. :P

/actually like Andy Dalton, but would like him a lot more if he (and/or AJ Green) played in a different division. ;)
2012-08-05 10:47:50 PM  
1 vote:

RepoManTSM: MJ just burned a sentient being to death!

You know who else burned people who annoyed him?

/I don't feel good about that joke
2012-08-05 10:46:00 PM  
1 vote:
"I've got a little dong dong for your liberty bell!"

I like my fantasy football commercials to endorse sodomy.
2012-08-05 10:45:04 PM  
1 vote:
MJ just burned a sentient being to death!
2012-08-05 10:36:58 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Galileo's Daughter: *shakes tiny fist at mooseyfate.*

Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis really is dead. Vader is Luke's father.

The chick in The Crying Game has a dick, Samuel L. Jackson engineered all the accidents to find out if Bruce Willis was unbreakable, Tyler Durden is The Narrator

Twilight gets two more sequels. No one is recast.

/probably the most tragic spoiler ever
2012-08-05 10:34:15 PM  
1 vote:

Galileo's Daughter: *shakes tiny fist at mooseyfate.*

Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis really is dead. Vader is Luke's father.

*twists moustache* Nyah-ah-ah!
2012-08-05 10:34:14 PM  
1 vote:
Coach's* Challenge!
2012-08-05 10:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-05 10:32:02 PM  
1 vote:
Sean Peyton is watching you masturbate.
2012-08-05 09:41:53 PM  
1 vote:

MBTAhole: Andy Reid's son's funeral
[ image 642x361]

The Big Boss Man is going to steal the casket, leaving Big Show hanging on to it for dear life?!

Then again, it IS Philly...
2012-08-05 09:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-05 09:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-05 08:40:33 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder how much Ellis got paid for that hit.
2012-08-05 08:38:40 PM  
1 vote:
@CindyBoren (Washington Post)
Already, it's been a long seasson for the Arizona Cardinals.
2012-08-05 08:23:33 PM  
1 vote:
Kevin Kolb is what he what we thought he is.
2012-08-05 08:22:45 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-05 08:18:19 PM  
1 vote:

7-0 Saints
2012-08-05 08:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-05 07:41:45 PM  
1 vote:
Currently calibrating the Delhomme RatingTM...
2012-08-05 07:11:20 PM  
1 vote:


2012-08-05 05:16:31 PM  
1 vote:
Hey look, it's the game that makes the Pro Bowl seem like it matters.
2012-08-05 11:53:01 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not ready for some football.
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