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(NFL)   It's been six months with only trivial games like basketball or baseball to pass the time. But the dark times are over, because FOOTBALL. It's the New Orleans Saints vs. the Arizona Cardinals in the Hall of Fame game, 8 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 452
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2012-08-05 11:31:48 AM
Well, then enjoy! Not my cup of tea, but I would never stand between a person and their favorite sports.

Enjoy the game.
 
2012-08-05 11:53:01 AM
I'm not ready for some football.
 
2012-08-05 12:06:55 PM
I'm ready for some football. After the NBA playoffs, there's just a void. Not even the Olympics can begin to alleviate the boredom.
 
2012-08-05 12:26:45 PM
Meh. I love football, but this isn't much of a game. I'll be watching, but likely doing other things.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-05 12:44:17 PM
Both of these teams are going to suck eight shades of diarrhea this year. Why should we waste our time watching them play on a high school field with junior high refs?
 
2012-08-05 12:46:14 PM

CruiserTwelve: I'm not ready for some football.


I figured there was still a week or two
 
2012-08-05 12:58:21 PM
I hope everyone gets injured so they will stop having these inane scrimmage games.
 
2012-08-05 01:19:14 PM
I'm ready for some football, but preseason football isn't football.
 
2012-08-05 01:46:39 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 02:18:05 PM
Because if any two teams should be representing the Hall of Fame, it's New Orleans and Arizona??
 
2012-08-05 03:20:20 PM

Jamdug!: Because if any two teams should be representing the Hall of Fame, it's New Orleans and Arizona??


The Cards haven't been in the HoF game since the 80's! Give us a break!
 
2012-08-05 03:52:35 PM
i63.photobucket.com

Scrimmage, preseason, who cares. FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
 
2012-08-05 03:55:49 PM
Jamdug!: I hope everyone gets injured so they will stop having these inane scrimmage games.

I think the insane coverage of preseason games is lame, and I do think they could get by with 1-2 less... you do realize every team sport has a pre-season for a reason.
 
2012-08-05 04:03:24 PM
Are we going to be allowed to have The Jake™ this season? Is it going to be hosted elsewhere?
 
2012-08-05 05:16:31 PM
Hey look, it's the game that makes the Pro Bowl seem like it matters.
 
2012-08-05 05:49:54 PM
I can't believe how excited I am to watch the cardinals and the saints play a preseason game
 
2012-08-05 07:01:26 PM
People are whining that they get EXTRA FOOTBALL?

What a world we live in. I wonder if there's a stream.
 
2012-08-05 07:04:56 PM

Sargun: People are whining that they get EXTRA FOOTBALL?

What a world we live in. I wonder if there's a stream.


Yep. On firstrow
 
2012-08-05 07:07:07 PM

Sargun: People are whining that they get EXTRA FOOTBALL?


Let me know where, all I see are people talking about a pre-season suckfest
 
2012-08-05 07:07:30 PM
Grrrrrr.......I can't watch the game because I'm forced to get my cable signal through Time-Warner Cable (my apartment building can't get the Dish either) and TWC has been in a rates dispute with the NFL about the NFL Channel for years, with no end in sight.

No big deal for tonight, but it'll be a big deal once the season starts and there's a Thursday game every week.

Grrrrrrr........
 
2012-08-05 07:11:13 PM

Henry Holland: Grrrrrr.......I can't watch the game because I'm forced to get my cable signal through Time-Warner Cable (my apartment building can't get the Dish either) and TWC has been in a rates dispute with the NFL about the NFL Channel for years, with no end in sight.

No big deal for tonight, but it'll be a big deal once the season starts and there's a Thursday game every week.

Grrrrrrr........


I am 6 minutes from the game and in the same boat with watching on tv.
 
2012-08-05 07:11:20 PM
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

FOOTBALL!!!
 
2012-08-05 07:12:28 PM
I'm ready for football but I'm only going to watch my own team's preseason games just to check out the new players but preseason mostly sucks and the Olympics are on and I like track and basketball.
 
2012-08-05 07:16:32 PM
Anybody know where I can stream the game free? My sites from last season got Ice'd.
 
2012-08-05 07:23:23 PM

CoonAce: Anybody know where I can stream the game free? My sites from last season got Ice'd.


thefirstrow DOT eu
ilemi DOT me
 
2012-08-05 07:24:53 PM
Much obliged...
 
2012-08-05 07:27:20 PM
Oh joy, Tebow/Sanchez discussion
 
2012-08-05 07:36:14 PM

Lou Cypher: Oh joy, Tebow/Sanchez discussion


aka damned if you do, damned if you don't
 
2012-08-05 07:40:50 PM
Hai guise what's going on in this thread? :)

tuffsnake: I can't believe how excited I am to watch the cardinals and the saints play a preseason game


I know, right? Nothing against either of those teams, in fact I kinda like them both, but it's crazy how excited I am to watch any football at all, lol.
 
2012-08-05 07:41:45 PM
Currently calibrating the Delhomme RatingTM...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-05 07:41:45 PM
Micheal Irving is too old to pull off the LeBron style nerd look.
 
2012-08-05 07:42:35 PM

BigJake: Lou Cypher: Oh joy, Tebow/Sanchez discussion

aka damned if you do, damned if you don't


I suppose, but NFL Network has the Jets game next Friday and they'll be on them all next week. I thought they might spend some time on the Saints organization tonight, but I guess the other is easier.
 
2012-08-05 07:44:15 PM

robsul82: Currently calibrating the Delhomme RatingTM...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 600x400]


Yay! :D
 
2012-08-05 07:46:53 PM
I don't care if the Indianapolis Horse-Vaginas are facing the Tennessee Limp-Dongs and Houston whacks it in the corner over the one good year they have had in the last decade.

IT IS M@&$!R F7@+ING FOOTBALL!
 
2012-08-05 07:46:57 PM
There's glory in the legends of this hard-muscle life
and there's poetry in each season, made of sweat and strife
But now's the time to work and strain
At a game that a sport that tests the spirit and challenges the brain
One strains with many on summer's green field
Time to strive, to dare, for all not to yield.
The palms of your hands will thicken
The skin of your cheek will tan
You'll grow ragged and weary and wet
But you must do the best you can
Do you fear the force of the wind
the slash of the rain?
Go face them and fight them
Be savage again
 
2012-08-05 07:47:03 PM
If everything times out right tonight, the Saints and Cardinals should be putting in their 4th string walk-ons from Mount Union at about the same time that Breaking Bad comes on, thus allowing me to turn off the game without having to give the slightest remnant of a sh*t.
 
2012-08-05 07:48:03 PM

robsul82: Currently calibrating the Delhomme RatingTM...

[25.media.tumblr.com image 600x400]


What you really need for calibrating the Delhomme meter is a pic of Jake with rotating googly eyes.
 
2012-08-05 07:48:42 PM
Boo NFL Network not being on basic cable!
 
2012-08-05 07:49:17 PM

Henry Holland: Grrrrrr.......I can't watch the game because I'm forced to get my cable signal through Time-Warner Cable (my apartment building can't get the Dish either) and TWC has been in a rates dispute with the NFL about the NFL Channel for years, with no end in sight.

No big deal for tonight, but it'll be a big deal once the season starts and there's a Thursday game every week.

Grrrrrrr........


If you want the preseason games, you can pay $20 to watch all the preseason games (including the ones in your area) live on NFL.com
 
2012-08-05 07:49:25 PM
Drew is in as much denial as Penn State fans.
 
2012-08-05 07:49:44 PM

FriarReb98: Boo NFL Network not being on basic cable!


Boo Olympics for preempting NBC's annual coverage of the Hall Of Fame Game!
 
2012-08-05 07:50:02 PM
Also, what I did last year was download the NFL Mobile app and you can watch the SNF games and Thursday Night games for free on your mobile device
 
2012-08-05 07:50:43 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What you really need for calibrating the Delhomme meter is a pic of Jake with rotating googly eyes.


I feel like this could be useful for general purposes.

/also, I'm sorry, but I still kinda have a little crush on Drew Brees, lol
//what can I say - one of the highest QBARs in the league. ;)
 
2012-08-05 07:52:30 PM

CavalierEternal: If everything times out right tonight, the Saints and Cardinals should be putting in their 4th string walk-ons from Mount Union at about the same time that Breaking Bad comes on, thus allowing me to turn off the game without having to give the slightest remnant of a sh*t.


i.cdn.turner.com

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
 
2012-08-05 07:55:08 PM

FriarReb98: Boo NFL Network not being on basic cable!


thefirstrow.eu watch nfl network
 
2012-08-05 07:55:40 PM

CavalierEternal: FriarReb98: Boo NFL Network not being on basic cable!

Boo Olympics for preempting NBC's annual coverage of the Hall Of Fame Game!


I really don't understand why, on a weekend, they still have the wrap-up shows. Like the vast majority of people weren't already home all day watching....
 
2012-08-05 07:59:46 PM
LET'S DO THIS

Drew Brees, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Kevin Kolb, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2012-08-05 08:00:23 PM
Yay! Football is back, finally! Who Dat baby!

I know it's just preseason crap but I'm still excited.
 
2012-08-05 08:00:42 PM
Booyaka Booyaka Booyaka, Let's go Footballin', boys?
 
2012-08-05 08:02:48 PM
Watching that link on full-screen is like watching madden on a N64
 
2012-08-05 08:02:48 PM
Football!
 
2012-08-05 08:03:39 PM
If you are going to watch pre-season football you need to bet on it...just enough to keep it interesting

Parlay (2 picks)
New Orleans Saints -3 (-105) Over 37½
Arizona Cardinals vs. New Orleans Saints
Risk
US$ 10.00
To Win
US$ 27.27
 
2012-08-05 08:04:00 PM
He attacked the STRENGTH of the New Orleans Saints, their vaunted high-power stifling defense

really

really
 
2012-08-05 08:05:32 PM

Sargun: He attacked the STRENGTH of the New Orleans Saints, their vaunted high-power stifling defense

really

really


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-05 08:06:26 PM
HAI GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Oh well, here we do. 2 hours of scandal talk.

Let's see if I make it the whole game.
 
2012-08-05 08:06:53 PM

Sargun: He attacked the STRENGTH of the New Orleans Saints, their vaunted high-power stifling defense

really

really


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-05 08:07:33 PM
Arizona defers the toss. Smart move even in preseason! lol
 
2012-08-05 08:07:36 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 08:07:38 PM
FOOBAW
 
2012-08-05 08:07:48 PM

nvmac: HAI GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Oh well, here we do. 2 hours of scandal talk.

Let's see if I make it the whole game.


'Sup nvmac? :) I'd suggest a drinking game, but I don't want to be responsible for any alcohol poisoning. ;)
 
2012-08-05 08:07:59 PM
I have both robsul and FNB favorited for these reasons

Also, I switched to a higher-def but slightly more delayed stream. Hopefully I won't be too far behind. For anyone who can't watch, I'll try to write out what's goin on
 
2012-08-05 08:08:59 PM
PT Cruiser! First down.
 
2012-08-05 08:09:28 PM
woo...replacement ref's as well.
could make for some fun viewing
 
2012-08-05 08:09:41 PM

Representing up here in Northeast Ohio

i110.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 08:09:41 PM

becksellent: nvmac: HAI GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Oh well, here we do. 2 hours of scandal talk.

Let's see if I make it the whole game.

'Sup nvmac? :) I'd suggest a drinking game, but I don't want to be responsible for any alcohol poisoning. ;)


I'm already ahead of you, so yes, let's not!

FOOTBALL!

\and such
 
2012-08-05 08:10:00 PM
Wee Dat! lol. Darren Sproles is fun to watch. :)
 
2012-08-05 08:10:42 PM
Wee Dat, first down.
 
2012-08-05 08:11:49 PM
Important question, though, is Pete Carmichael chewing Juicy Fruit gum? :P
 
2012-08-05 08:11:57 PM
Joe Morgan, looking good!
 
2012-08-05 08:12:36 PM
Timeout, New Orleans. 64 yards and looking for a TD.
 
2012-08-05 08:12:46 PM

robsul82: Joe Morgan, looking good!


That was a good effort to get the first down
 
2012-08-05 08:12:47 PM
Time-Out already?
 
2012-08-05 08:13:02 PM
I can't tell if the Saints are rusty or actually out of their offensive rythym. The Cards have been able to get a bit of pressure on Brees.
 
2012-08-05 08:13:29 PM
Joe Morgan from the 4-yard line to the 23-yard line on the kick return. 1st and 10.
Brees shovel pass to Pierre Thomas for 2 yard gain, ball at the 25. 2nd and 8.
Screen pass to Thomas, ~20 yard gain to the 44-yard line. 1st and 10.
Toss to Darren Sproles, 8 yard gain to the 48-yard line. 2nd and 8.
Rush by Thomas, ~12 yards to the 36 yard line. 1st and 10.
Outside stretch by Sproles for 11 yards to the 25 yard line. 1st and 10.
Play-action pass to Devery Henderson incomplete. 2nd and 10.
Quick pass to the outside to Joe Morgan for a 12 yard gain to the 13 yard line. 1st and 10.
Timeout taken, Saints.
 
2012-08-05 08:13:37 PM
Interception upcoming?

It could happen, you know!
 
2012-08-05 08:15:02 PM
To the 3!
 
2012-08-05 08:15:04 PM
Ingram looking beasty.
 
2012-08-05 08:15:06 PM
Apparently my stream is one minute late. Woo.
 
2012-08-05 08:15:16 PM
That sure was some Gay tackling.
 
2012-08-05 08:15:46 PM
Operation unstoppable backfield is back in effect!
 
2012-08-05 08:16:00 PM

UNC_Samurai: I can't tell if the Saints are rusty or actually out of their offensive rythym. The Cards have been able to get a bit of pressure on Brees.


Uh, this looks like a team out of their offensive rhythm?

25.media.tumblr.com

TOUCHDOWN, NEW ORLEANS!
 
2012-08-05 08:16:06 PM
TD N.O.!
 
2012-08-05 08:16:24 PM
I will take the quick 7...and brees to the bench
 
2012-08-05 08:16:36 PM
Forgot Gay was in Arizona now. He was actually pretty good last season in Pittsburgh, IMO.

Aaaaand Saints TD!
 
2012-08-05 08:17:07 PM
I can't get an interception if you don't throw, Drew!!!

\damn
 
2012-08-05 08:17:07 PM
Injured Cardinal already.
 
2012-08-05 08:17:25 PM
Saints' O looking a little rusty
 
2012-08-05 08:17:35 PM
That touchdown was announced in some sort of alien tongue over the PA system.
 
2012-08-05 08:17:47 PM
"We may never get this extra point kick."
 
2012-08-05 08:18:15 PM

robsul82: UNC_Samurai: I can't tell if the Saints are rusty or actually out of their offensive rythym. The Cards have been able to get a bit of pressure on Brees.

Uh, this looks like a team out of their offensive rhythm?



TOUCHDOWN, NEW ORLEANS!


They looked off a bit on those first couple of plays. I guess it was just rust from six months of inactivity.
 
2012-08-05 08:18:19 PM
imageshack.us

7-0 Saints
 
2012-08-05 08:18:46 PM
7-0 New Orleans, 10:52 1st

Yeah, I'll take that "rust." Some of you are on drugs, lol, they went up the field with zero difficulty.
 
2012-08-05 08:18:58 PM
Saints start after the timeout at the 13 yard line, 1st and 10.
Cutback run by Ingram for 10 yards to the 3 yard line, 1st and Goal. ("I think William Gay broke two ankles trying to make that tackle")
Ingram up the middle, down at the goal line. 2nd and inches.
TOUCHDOWN run by Ingram up the middle for a yard. Saints 6-0 Cardinals. Lemon of the Cardinals injured and helped off the field. 10:52 remaining in the 1st.
Saints taking ten farking years to get Hartley on the field for the extra point meaning I'm going to look even more delayed. ("We may never get this extra point kick. It may be the second game of the preseason before we get this extra point kick")
Fark it I'm posting.
 
2012-08-05 08:19:22 PM
I wounder if the urinals at Fawcette are still just pissing on the a wall with running water.
 
2012-08-05 08:20:02 PM
In any case, no worries whatsoever about the offense. Time to get a look at the defense, that's what I want to see.

/you know, as "stifling" as it was last year
 
2012-08-05 08:20:35 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 300x368]

7-0 Saints


Haha. You have the best pictures. :)
 
2012-08-05 08:21:04 PM
Legatron = touchback
 
2012-08-05 08:21:10 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Also, what I did last year was download the NFL Mobile app and you can watch the SNF games and Thursday Night games for free on your mobile device


Yeah, I was ready to download the updates until I read that I had to PAY for it.

/worth the 5 bucks, but dammit it was FREE last year
 
2012-08-05 08:21:41 PM

robsul82: Legatron = touchback


LOL, Legatron - that is awesome. :)
 
2012-08-05 08:21:42 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 300x368]

7-0 Saints

Haha. You have the best pictures. :)


I missed you, too. ^_^
 
2012-08-05 08:22:04 PM
AW HELL NAW, Will Smith.
 
2012-08-05 08:22:11 PM
That's some nice blocking their Kolb.
 
2012-08-05 08:22:38 PM
Oh Cobb.. :/
 
2012-08-05 08:22:39 PM
Kevin Kolb, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

Jenkins INT
 
2012-08-05 08:22:45 PM
MALLLLLLLLLLLLCOMMMMMMMMMMMMM JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
 
2012-08-05 08:22:48 PM
Nice pick, Kolb. :P
 
2012-08-05 08:22:52 PM
Wow, that was a horrible decision on Kolb
 
2012-08-05 08:22:56 PM
What a great pass!

\dipshiat
 
2012-08-05 08:23:01 PM
And NO questions about Kolb for this season...he still stinks on ice.
 
2012-08-05 08:23:18 PM
YAY! Football! I forgot this was on.
 
2012-08-05 08:23:33 PM
Kevin Kolb is what he what we thought he is.
 
2012-08-05 08:23:33 PM
Cardinals start at the 20. 1st and 10.
Stevens-Howling breaks tackle and runs 15 yards to the 35. My sound cuts out, great. 1st and 10.
Kevin Kolb's first pass intercepted by Malcolm Jenkins. Saints ball. 10:00
 
2012-08-05 08:23:43 PM
The John Skelton Era is getting its shoes on, lol.
 
2012-08-05 08:24:05 PM

Captain Steroid: becksellent: Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 300x368]

7-0 Saints

Haha. You have the best pictures. :)

I missed you, too. ^_^


Y'know, I don't *just* love you for your pics, Cap...

/doesn't hurt, though :P
//I've missed all you football Farkers! :)
 
2012-08-05 08:25:28 PM
The Drew Brees Era
The Chase Daniel Era
 
2012-08-05 08:25:48 PM
That's not Breesus!
 
2012-08-05 08:26:18 PM
"Chase has gotta work on that slide, geez."
 
2012-08-05 08:26:39 PM

Captain Steroid: That's not Breesus!


He's got pretty eyes, though. :P

/sorry
 
2012-08-05 08:27:09 PM
Sack lunch for Chase. Punting time.
 
2012-08-05 08:27:18 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 08:27:19 PM
Why do you bother with eyeblack if you're going to only play one series?
 
2012-08-05 08:27:25 PM
I hate the giant swoshes on the shoulders.
 
2012-08-05 08:27:26 PM
I don't know anyone on the Cards' defense. I can't even tell if this is the ones or the twos.
 
2012-08-05 08:27:55 PM
Cards start at their 9...and The Kevin Kolb Era is continuing.
 
2012-08-05 08:28:14 PM
Chase Daniel takes over for Brees, they take over at the 42 yard line... and I stop caring.
Daniel pulls a Vick for 6 yards to the 36 yard line, people berate him for his slide. Really. Really. 2nd and 4.
Run by Mark Ingram for like, one yard? To the 35. 3rd and 3.
Daniel sacked for a loss of pride. :(
 
2012-08-05 08:29:42 PM

UNC_Samurai: Why do you bother with eyeblack if you're going to only play one series?


Because your entire chance at advancing that career might hinge on that one series?
 
2012-08-05 08:29:53 PM
Anyone been to the hall of fame? Is it worth it?
 
2012-08-05 08:30:28 PM

davidphogan: UNC_Samurai: Why do you bother with eyeblack if you're going to only play one series?

Because your entire chance at advancing that career might hinge on that one series?


I thought he was referring to Brees, but I might be wrong.
 
2012-08-05 08:30:48 PM
The Cards are what I expected.
 
2012-08-05 08:30:58 PM
Nice work, Lofton!
 
2012-08-05 08:31:20 PM

davidphogan: The Cards are what I expected.


So you're letting them off the hook? :P

/sorry
 
2012-08-05 08:31:23 PM
Skelton throwing deep jump balls to Fitzgerald may be their best option on offense.
 
2012-08-05 08:31:37 PM

becksellent: davidphogan: UNC_Samurai: Why do you bother with eyeblack if you're going to only play one series?

Because your entire chance at advancing that career might hinge on that one series?

I thought he was referring to Brees, but I might be wrong.


I might be drunk. Just like Kolb probably is. At least that would be a decent excuse.
 
2012-08-05 08:31:45 PM
Grounding? No?
 
2012-08-05 08:32:01 PM
Should've been a safety. Oh well, Kolb looks like hot buttered ass.
 
2012-08-05 08:32:23 PM
He doesn't look a thing like Breeeeeeeeeesus
but he, throws like a gentlemen
like you imagined when you
turned the gaaaaaaaaaaame onnnnnnnnn
 
2012-08-05 08:32:41 PM
Well, THAT could've been bad. o_o
 
2012-08-05 08:32:50 PM

davidphogan: I might be drunk. Just like Kolb probably is. At least that would be a decent excuse.


Hahaha. Yeah, dude is not having a good game so far, is he?

Captain Steroid: Grounding? No?


That's what I was thinking, too.
 
2012-08-05 08:33:29 PM
MOAR LIKE KEVIN KLOLB
 
2012-08-05 08:33:36 PM
It's the Cards and it's preseason, but fark it. Liking your work, Spags.
 
2012-08-05 08:33:48 PM

robsul82: Should've been a safety. Oh well, Kolb looks like hot buttered ass.


Sanchezian, even.
 
2012-08-05 08:33:52 PM

Captain Steroid: Grounding? No?


He was outside the passing box, but that missed holding call could have been a safety, though.
 
2012-08-05 08:33:59 PM

becksellent: Hahaha. Yeah, dude is not having a good game so far, is he?


It's not quite a Jakeday, but it's looking like the seeds of going Full Bad Day.
 
2012-08-05 08:34:02 PM

robsul82: Should've been a safety. Oh well, Kolb looks like hot buttered ass.


I don't know why, but that made me snicker.
 
2012-08-05 08:34:54 PM
The Fantastic Four all getting work, looking good.
 
2012-08-05 08:34:56 PM
SPRLULZ!
 
2012-08-05 08:36:28 PM
This is why we have Preseason. Now we know that if Brees is injured, the Saints are royally screwed. :P
 
2012-08-05 08:37:11 PM
O-line could look a lot better. Cards constantly getting through.
 
2012-08-05 08:37:25 PM
CeeLo cover The Ramones? fark that guy.
 
2012-08-05 08:38:40 PM
@CindyBoren (Washington Post)
Already, it's been a long seasson for the Arizona Cardinals.
 
2012-08-05 08:39:08 PM

Captain Steroid: This is why we have Preseason. Now we know that if Brees is injured, the Saints are royally screwed. :P


Brees is a smart player. I wouldn't worry about him getting injured, unless the other team puts out a bounty on him or something like that.
 
2012-08-05 08:39:12 PM
I thought I was gonna do the safety dance. Oh, maybe Kolb should have.
 
2012-08-05 08:39:14 PM
Here comes the Ike Skelton era!
 
2012-08-05 08:39:18 PM
Kevin Kolb down in the endzone. This might be a blessing for the Cards.
 
2012-08-05 08:39:24 PM
MAN DOWN! O_O
 
2012-08-05 08:39:24 PM
I go to check on cake-making materials and I apparently miss a non-safety safety grounding call or something
 
2012-08-05 08:39:25 PM
Kolb goes down.
 
2012-08-05 08:39:48 PM
I'll care Thursday when it's RGIII time!
 
2012-08-05 08:40:02 PM
Kolb's throwing arm, such that it was, might be farked.
 
2012-08-05 08:40:33 PM
I wonder how much Ellis got paid for that hit.
 
2012-08-05 08:40:36 PM

robsul82: @CindyBoren (Washington Post)
Already, it's been a long seasson for the Arizona Cardinals.


Heh.
 
2012-08-05 08:40:37 PM
Ellis' bank account is now going to be checked for a $5,000 deposit
 
2012-08-05 08:40:37 PM
The Kevin Kolb Era
The John Skelton Era
 
2012-08-05 08:40:48 PM

nvmac: Captain Steroid: This is why we have Preseason. Now we know that if Brees is injured, the Saints are royally screwed. :P

Brees is a smart player. I wouldn't worry about him getting injured, unless the other team puts out a bounty on him or something like that.


I see what you did there.

Man, Kevin Kolb is really not having a good night. I kinda feel bad for him. :-/
 
2012-08-05 08:41:23 PM
It reminds me of the time I had a BBQ, and ran over a corn cobb with my lawn mower.
 
2012-08-05 08:41:29 PM
Surprised QBs aren't better trained not to try and catch themselves when they fall. Particularly when bringing a 280 lb guy down with them.
 
2012-08-05 08:41:48 PM
3 and out, punt that shiat.
 
2012-08-05 08:42:15 PM
As good news, the Cards should be able to evaluate their special teamers well.
 
2012-08-05 08:42:41 PM
Okay, our returners obviously have depth perception problems, lol.
 
2012-08-05 08:42:49 PM

davidphogan: As good news, the Cards should be able to evaluate their special teamers well.


Something good about everything, like my great-grandmother used to say. :)
 
2012-08-05 08:42:57 PM
LULZ. Holding on top of it?
 
2012-08-05 08:43:03 PM
Da fark was that 34
 
2012-08-05 08:43:03 PM
Ew, the least delayed stream is so low quality. Oh well.
 
2012-08-05 08:43:09 PM
Somebody get the Saints' return guy some glasses. >_<
 
2012-08-05 08:43:34 PM

becksellent: davidphogan: As good news, the Cards should be able to evaluate their special teamers well.

Something good about everything, like my great-grandmother used to say. :)


As a Chargers fan, you have to settle for what you get.
 
2012-08-05 08:45:55 PM
First down, Daniel to Roby, +15

Daniel looking markedly better with actual time, lol.
 
2012-08-05 08:46:10 PM
Is it me, or does Chase Daniel appear to have kind of a rocket arm?
 
2012-08-05 08:47:09 PM

becksellent: Is it me, or does Chase Daniel appear to have kind of a rocket arm?


He looks like a decent QB. I'm surprised.
 
2012-08-05 08:47:15 PM
Chase scrambles for the first down, nice.
 
2012-08-05 08:47:25 PM

becksellent: Is it me, or does Chase Daniel appear to have kind of a rocket arm?


And nitro-boosters.

Nice run! :-)
 
2012-08-05 08:47:49 PM
Someone answer the phone!
 
2012-08-05 08:48:18 PM

Captain Steroid: becksellent: Is it me, or does Chase Daniel appear to have kind of a rocket arm?

And nitro-boosters.

Nice run! :-)


Yeah, that was quite impressive. :)

Whoa, that was a cool throw! Not bad.
 
2012-08-05 08:48:49 PM
DOWN goes Daniels!
 
2012-08-05 08:48:56 PM
And sometimes Daniel holds onto the ball. Oh well.
 
2012-08-05 08:49:15 PM
What the hell kind of dance was that?
 
2012-08-05 08:49:38 PM
Cards at the 10.

Kolb with a "rib contusion."
 
2012-08-05 08:50:05 PM
"The Leg" Morstead, not to be out punted! lol
 
2012-08-05 08:50:24 PM

nvmac: What the hell kind of dance was that?


A spastic one? :P
 
2012-08-05 08:51:19 PM

nvmac: What the hell kind of dance was that?


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 08:51:28 PM
Is that Arizona's first first down?
 
2012-08-05 08:52:08 PM
They keep comparing this guy to Roethlisberger...can we get Fitz to come to Pittsburgh and catch some passes from the real one? :P lol.
 
2012-08-05 08:52:15 PM
Only 25 days until college football begins, yippee!!!
 
2012-08-05 08:52:17 PM
End of 1!

7-0 N.O.
 
2012-08-05 08:53:03 PM
7-0 New Orleans, 15:00 2nd
 
2012-08-05 08:53:09 PM
Pardon my ignorance, but why is the Pro Football HoF in Canton anyway?
 
2012-08-05 08:53:26 PM

robsul82: Is that Arizona's first first down?


Stevens-Howling breaks tackle and runs 15 yards to the 35. My sound cuts out, great. 1st and 10.
 
2012-08-05 08:54:28 PM

Shuichi: Pardon my ignorance, but why is the Pro Football HoF in Canton anyway?


History

Canton, Ohio was selected as the location for the Hall of Fame for three reasons: First, the NFL was founded in Canton in 1920 (at that time it was known as the American Professional Football Association); second, the now-defunct Canton Bulldogs were a successful NFL team based in Canton during the first few years of the league; and finally, the community of Canton successfully lobbied the NFL to have the Hall built in their city.[3] Groundbreaking for the building was held on August 11, 1962. The original building contained just two rooms, and 19,000 square feet (1,800 m2) of interior space.[3]
 
2012-08-05 08:55:39 PM

Shuichi: Pardon my ignorance, but why is the Pro Football HoF in Canton anyway?


The NFL was originally founded in Canton. Plus, it was home to the Canton Bulldogs, the first NFL Champion.

It seemed apropos.
 
2012-08-05 08:55:57 PM
I leave for ten minutes to load the dishwasher, and Kolb's hurt? Or is it a bruised labia type of injury?
 
2012-08-05 08:56:32 PM
Big gain, Cards inside the Saints 30.
 
2012-08-05 08:58:10 PM
Skelton dealing, Cards inside the Saints RZ
 
2012-08-05 08:58:14 PM

UNC_Samurai: I leave for ten minutes to load the dishwasher, and Kolb's hurt? Or is it a bruised labia type of injury?


Ribs I think (and yes, I see what you did there :)). I really am starting to feel kinda bad for the guy...just a minute ago I think they pointed out Skelton making a play where Kolb failed earlier. :-/
 
2012-08-05 08:59:47 PM

davidphogan: Shuichi: Pardon my ignorance, but why is the Pro Football HoF in Canton anyway?

History

Canton, Ohio was selected as the location for the Hall of Fame for three reasons: First, the NFL was founded in Canton in 1920 (at that time it was known as the American Professional Football Association); second, the now-defunct Canton Bulldogs were a successful NFL team based in Canton during the first few years of the league; and finally, the community of Canton successfully lobbied the NFL to have the Hall built in their city.[3] Groundbreaking for the building was held on August 11, 1962. The original building contained just two rooms, and 19,000 square feet (1,800 m2) of interior space.[3]


Captain Steroid: Shuichi: Pardon my ignorance, but why is the Pro Football HoF in Canton anyway?

The NFL was originally founded in Canton. Plus, it was home to the Canton Bulldogs, the first NFL Champion.

It seemed apropos.


Thanks, makes sense :P
 
2012-08-05 09:00:05 PM
Go for it. You know you want to...
 
2012-08-05 09:00:07 PM
I like how the Cards are using this game to advertise to their fans that this years team will be exactly the same & they'll have some great kolb/Skellton duels to look forward too. No wonder people in Arizona like guns so much. I'd start shotting cactus & shiat too if I had the Cards to look forward to. I'd probably buy an ATV as well. Then I'd ride it out to the desert & shoot shiat on Sundays. F This.
 
2012-08-05 09:00:43 PM

Captain Steroid: nvmac: What the hell kind of dance was that?

[i1182.photobucket.com image 79x100]


Reminds me of this.

Link
 
2012-08-05 09:00:52 PM
This is somewhere near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Second St. in downtown Canton. It marks the site where Ralph Hay's Hupmobile showroom was located.

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

Note that only two of those franchises exist to this day. One of them is currently shiatting the bed on your TV.
 
2012-08-05 09:01:29 PM
TD Cards
 
2012-08-05 09:01:35 PM
TD Cards!
 
2012-08-05 09:01:36 PM
t-t-t-t-touchdown cards
 
2012-08-05 09:01:45 PM
Go cards!

OK, I don't really care.
 
2012-08-05 09:02:19 PM
7-7 New Orleans/Arizona, 9:02 2nd
 
2012-08-05 09:02:23 PM
TD Cardinals! XP is good...game tied.
 
2012-08-05 09:02:50 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 09:03:12 PM
Well, the first team D looked good. Backups not so much.
 
2012-08-05 09:03:32 PM

UNC_Samurai: This is somewhere near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Second St. in downtown Canton. It marks the site where Ralph Hay's Hupmobile showroom was located.

[sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

Note that only two of those franchises exist to this day. One of them is currently shiatting the bed on your TV.


Another sh*t the bed on my TV earlier, albeit in a different sport.
 
2012-08-05 09:04:29 PM

UNC_Samurai: This is somewhere near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Second St. in downtown Canton. It marks the site where Ralph Hay's Hupmobile showroom was located.

[sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

Note that only two of those franchises exist to this day. One of them is currently shiatting the bed on your TV.


I knew of the Rochester Jeffersons, but I didn't know they were a found member. And a team in Massilon and Canton seems excessive.
 
2012-08-05 09:04:39 PM

UNC_Samurai: This is somewhere near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Second St. in downtown Canton. It marks the site where Ralph Hay's Hupmobile showroom was located.

[sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

Note that only two of those franchises exist to this day. One of them is currently shiatting the bed on your TV.


And the Cleveland Indians took up baseball instead.

My God, they REALLY must've sucked. :-(
 
2012-08-05 09:05:04 PM
Whoa, nice run!
 
2012-08-05 09:05:06 PM
And that's how you make people forget about farking up before, hahaha. Nice return baby!
 
2012-08-05 09:05:19 PM
Somebody found their contacts! :D
 
2012-08-05 09:05:39 PM
Yankees suck! Yankees suck!!!
 
2012-08-05 09:05:48 PM
That was a good ole whirling durvish right there.
 
2012-08-05 09:06:34 PM
LOL, what an absurd commercial.
 
2012-08-05 09:07:32 PM

MBTAhole: Yankees suck! Yankees suck!!!


imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 09:07:34 PM

RepoManTSM: UNC_Samurai: This is somewhere near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Second St. in downtown Canton. It marks the site where Ralph Hay's Hupmobile showroom was located.

[sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

Note that only two of those franchises exist to this day. One of them is currently shiatting the bed on your TV.

I knew of the Rochester Jeffersons, but I didn't know they were a found member. And a team in Massilon and Canton seems excessive.


At that point, the APFA had just been created out of what had been the Ohio League, which is why most of the teams listed there were based in Ohio.
 
2012-08-05 09:07:48 PM
Roaf is thinking Arby's.
 
2012-08-05 09:08:03 PM

Captain Steroid: MBTAhole: Yankees suck! Yankees suck!!!

[imageshack.us image 335x331]


Yeah, but how do you guys feel about the Yankees? :P
 
2012-08-05 09:08:44 PM
Wiiiiiiiide open, Daniel to Roby, +21
 
2012-08-05 09:09:00 PM
Nice throw! O.O
 
2012-08-05 09:09:43 PM

Captain Steroid: Nice throw! O.O


Yeah, this guy's doing all right, isn't he? :)
 
2012-08-05 09:09:56 PM
Cards really need to give Richie Bartel a go at QB. You gotta know what you got & what they know they've got isn't very good. So, I say. Give Bartel a shot. It's wicked stupid to just be like, "Oh, well we spent mad cash on Kolb so let's just stick with him." When you've got Richie Bartel you activate him. Link
 
2012-08-05 09:10:32 PM
Wow, nice recovery!
 
2012-08-05 09:10:33 PM
First down, lol, whew.
 
2012-08-05 09:10:37 PM
"gushing" about David Carter.

\oh my
 
2012-08-05 09:11:00 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: Nice throw! O.O

Yeah, this guy's doing all right, isn't he? :)


BAD snap, still gets the 1st!

Not too shabby. :-)
 
2012-08-05 09:11:00 PM

CavalierEternal: RepoManTSM: UNC_Samurai: This is somewhere near the intersection of Cleveland Ave. and Second St. in downtown Canton. It marks the site where Ralph Hay's Hupmobile showroom was located.

[sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 720x540]

Note that only two of those franchises exist to this day. One of them is currently shiatting the bed on your TV.

I knew of the Rochester Jeffersons, but I didn't know they were a found member. And a team in Massilon and Canton seems excessive.

At that point, the APFA had just been created out of what had been the Ohio League, which is why most of the teams listed there were based in Ohio.


Most of the semi-professional clubs came out of the mining and steelworking industries in eastern Ohio and western Pennsylvania. It's why professional football was looked down upon by a lot of people. The gentlemen amateurs played in college and then gave up the sport; only uncouth blue-collar workers played for....ugh...money.
 
2012-08-05 09:11:50 PM
The lights are dimmed at the Andy Reid Graduate Program for Clock Management.
 
2012-08-05 09:12:43 PM
Saints FGA is good

10-7 New Orleans, 4:41 2nd
 
2012-08-05 09:12:51 PM
imageshack.us

10-7 N.O.
 
2012-08-05 09:12:57 PM

Captain Steroid: BAD snap, still gets the 1st!

Not too shabby. :-)


Indeed. Think I might be developing a mini-crush on yet another Saints QB, lol.

/yes I'm pathetic, shut up :P
 
2012-08-05 09:13:36 PM
That's what really goes on in Urban America
 
2012-08-05 09:14:38 PM
SCAB OFFICIALS
 
2012-08-05 09:15:51 PM
Someone should make a sarcastic Kolb highlight reel from this game to that NFL films music.
 
2012-08-05 09:16:19 PM
Meanwhile, outside the stadium Ed Hoculi & his Union cronies strike
c1planetsavecom.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-08-05 09:16:27 PM

RepoManTSM: Someone should make a sarcastic Kolb highlight reel from this game to that NFL films music.


Oh, now that's just mean.

/and hilarious :P
 
2012-08-05 09:17:29 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: BAD snap, still gets the 1st!

Not too shabby. :-)

Indeed. Think I might be developing a mini-crush on yet another Saints QB, lol.

/yes I'm pathetic, shut up :P


I didn't say anything. >.>
 
2012-08-05 09:17:48 PM
Stewart Bradley does the "Carlton Dance": Link
 
2012-08-05 09:17:52 PM
False start, Arizona.

Scab refs finally feel brave enough to call something, lol.
 
2012-08-05 09:18:27 PM
The Kevin Kolb Era
The John Skelton Era

The Richard Bartel Era
 
2012-08-05 09:19:01 PM

Captain Steroid: becksellent: Captain Steroid: BAD snap, still gets the 1st!

Not too shabby. :-)

Indeed. Think I might be developing a mini-crush on yet another Saints QB, lol.

/yes I'm pathetic, shut up :P

I didn't say anything. >.>


You didn't have to. :P
 
2012-08-05 09:20:40 PM

robsul82: The Richard Bartel Era


As a Browns fan who has seen what Bartel has to offer in preseasons past, you don't want no part of that sh*t.
 
2012-08-05 09:21:09 PM
Anyone ask how much the bounty on Kolb was yet?

/betting someone from Arizona offered the "five stacks."
 
2012-08-05 09:21:47 PM
Bartel gets squished. Punt that shiat.
 
2012-08-05 09:24:32 PM

Slow To Return: Anyone ask how much the bounty on Kolb was yet?

/betting someone from Arizona offered the "five stacks."


The bounty on Rich Bartell

candybarlab.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-05 09:25:51 PM
I've never heard "frog-choker" either, but it sounds like something I wouldn't want to look up on Urban Dictionary.
 
2012-08-05 09:25:54 PM
media.lockerdome.com
Fitzpatrick reacts to Arizona's QB play.
 
2012-08-05 09:26:15 PM
I now know what a frog choker is.

\hmmm
 
2012-08-05 09:27:36 PM

RepoManTSM: [media.lockerdome.com image 600x384]
Fitzpatrick reacts to Arizona's QB play.


So horrified that he changed his name? ;)

/sorry, couldn't resist :)
 
2012-08-05 09:28:06 PM
The bottle cleary states, "DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL". You'd think somebody would Reid it.
 
2012-08-05 09:28:09 PM
A little late to the thread, but here's to my fellow NOLA farkers: WHO DAT!?
 
2012-08-05 09:28:25 PM
Go to hell announcers.
 
2012-08-05 09:29:18 PM

becksellent: I've never heard "frog-choker" either, but it sounds like something I wouldn't want to look up on Urban Dictionary.


It sounds like a serial killer that targets French immigrants. :-(
 
2012-08-05 09:29:38 PM
First down in the RZ, Chase slicing and dicing.
 
2012-08-05 09:29:46 PM
I've got $500 on the head of Kevin Kolb.

/not really
//this will be a recurring theme, Saints fans
 
2012-08-05 09:30:00 PM

becksellent: RepoManTSM: [media.lockerdome.com image 600x384]
Fitzpatrick reacts to Arizona's QB play.

So horrified that he changed his name? ;)

/sorry, couldn't resist :)


opps
 
2012-08-05 09:30:28 PM
Touchdoooooooooooown, New Orleans!
 
2012-08-05 09:30:35 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 09:30:53 PM
www.phuckingphilly.com
 
2012-08-05 09:31:12 PM
17-7 New Orleans, 0:27 2nd
 
2012-08-05 09:31:23 PM
17-7 N'awlins!
 
2012-08-05 09:32:37 PM
How about the Cardinals just trade their 2nd round pick for Daniel at halftime and everyone goes home happy.
 
2012-08-05 09:32:37 PM
Chase Daniel is actually looking pretty good tonight. I've never really seen him play before, but so far I'm impressed. :)
 
2012-08-05 09:33:14 PM
Legatron's donating his hair, commentators.
 
2012-08-05 09:33:38 PM
HALFTIME!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 09:33:49 PM
17-7 New Orleans, halftime.
 
2012-08-05 09:34:33 PM
i102.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 09:35:27 PM

Captain Steroid: HALFTIME!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 100x75]


Hahahahahaha, WTF? Where do you find all this stuff, Cap? :)
 
2012-08-05 09:35:54 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-05 09:38:34 PM

becksellent: Chase Daniel is actually looking pretty good tonight. I've never really seen him play before, but so far I'm impressed. :)


He's always been a silent asset. He's a damn decent back-up QB and he actually plays a role on offense even when Brees is on the field helping out on the sideline. He's a good QB with a good mentor in Brees. Dude's got serious potential.

/beats the hell out of Canfield
//goddamn Canfield...
 
2012-08-05 09:38:39 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 09:39:27 PM
Andy Reid's son's funeral
www.wwe.com
 
2012-08-05 09:40:32 PM

becksellent: Captain Steroid: HALFTIME!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 100x75]

Hahahahahaha, WTF? Where do you find all this stuff, Cap? :)


Internet. >_>
 
2012-08-05 09:41:53 PM

MBTAhole: Andy Reid's son's funeral
[www.wwe.com image 642x361]


The Big Boss Man is going to steal the casket, leaving Big Show hanging on to it for dear life?!

Then again, it IS Philly...
 
2012-08-05 09:44:16 PM

mooseyfate: He's always been a silent asset. He's a damn decent back-up QB and he actually plays a role on offense even when Brees is on the field helping out on the sideline. He's a good QB with a good mentor in Brees. Dude's got serious potential.


That's awesome - not many teams are lucky enough to have that kind of quality depth. :) Just out of curiosity, what's his contract status?
 
2012-08-05 09:45:03 PM

Captain Steroid: becksellent: Captain Steroid: HALFTIME!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 100x75]

Hahahahahaha, WTF? Where do you find all this stuff, Cap? :)

Internet. >_>


Fair enough.

/smartass :P
 
2012-08-05 09:48:02 PM
"Hey, Tom? Could you not kick a touchback this time? Okay, cool."
 
2012-08-05 09:49:40 PM
DOWN goes... uh, Not-Kolb. o_o'
 
2012-08-05 09:49:58 PM
"It's a contest to see how well I can hold on to the ball, right coach?"
 
2012-08-05 09:51:01 PM
I think I need a gif of Brees' headbobbing and fistpumping and sunflower seed chewing, lol.
 
2012-08-05 09:51:37 PM

robsul82: I think I need a gif of Brees' headbobbing and fistpumping and sunflower seed chewing, lol.


Don't we all? :P

/that was adorable :D
//and awesome
 
2012-08-05 09:52:24 PM
Now we enter thaty time of the game where camp BEASTS are made
 
2012-08-05 09:52:53 PM

mikaloyd: Now we enter thaty time of the game where camp BEASTS are made


Speaking of BEASTS...'sup mika? ;)
 
2012-08-05 09:54:31 PM
Chase Daniel throws a hell of a ball. At least when it only has to go 4 feet.
 
2012-08-05 09:55:36 PM
Looking good, Chase, lol, wow.
 
2012-08-05 09:55:44 PM
Was he past the L.O.S.?!
 
2012-08-05 09:57:36 PM
I guess the NFL is charging for pre-season games on line?
 
2012-08-05 09:57:46 PM
Hahahahaa. So bad.
 
2012-08-05 09:57:47 PM
Chase Daniel, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

Damn.
 
2012-08-05 09:57:55 PM
PICKED OFF IN THE END ZONE!!! :-(
 
2012-08-05 09:58:16 PM
Oh snap! lol.
 
2012-08-05 09:58:20 PM
BOTCH
 
2012-08-05 10:01:17 PM
Aww Chase! Dont do THAT

becksellent: mikaloyd: Now we enter thaty time of the game where camp BEASTS are made

Speaking of BEASTS...'sup mika? ;)


Hiya BEX!

/me does mah sexay foobaw is here dance
 
2012-08-05 10:01:27 PM
If Martin stayed with the Pats and won some Super Bowls, sure he's a HOFer. But he farked up his career by playing for the Jets. Sorry, Martin. You'r no HOF. You're the Go-Bot to Marshall Faulk's Transformer.
 
2012-08-05 10:02:36 PM
That fan looked angry he's watching backups, like nobody told him what was going on, lol.
 
2012-08-05 10:02:37 PM

mikaloyd: /me does mah sexay foobaw is here dance


:D

/vids or it didn't happen! :P haha.
 
2012-08-05 10:03:44 PM
DAAAAAAAMN
 
2012-08-05 10:04:48 PM
So who do I pay for taking out Kolb? XD
 
2012-08-05 10:06:14 PM
The Drew Brees Era
The Chase Daniel Era

The Sean Canfield Era
 
2012-08-05 10:06:19 PM
Sean Canfield in for Chase Daniels!
 
2012-08-05 10:06:22 PM
Oh god...no... It's! It's Canfield!

/please don't fark up...
 
2012-08-05 10:07:49 PM

mooseyfate: Oh god...no... It's! It's Canfield!

/please don't fark up...


How do you really feel about this Canfield guy, though? :P

/sorry
 
2012-08-05 10:08:18 PM

mikaloyd: So who do I pay for taking out Kolb? XD


krist, what do you make out off the saint's bounty witch hunt?
/besides a hat, Pterodactyl
 
2012-08-05 10:10:51 PM
The Kevin Kolb Era
The John Skelton Era
The Richard Bartel Era

The Ryan Lindley Era
 
2012-08-05 10:10:53 PM
Lot of personality on Peterson
 
2012-08-05 10:11:16 PM

becksellent: mooseyfate: Oh god...no... It's! It's Canfield!

/please don't fark up...

How do you really feel about this Canfield guy, though? :P

/sorry


I have beer to comfort me, and it's just preseason, so I'll be fine. If this was regular season, well honestly, three of the four horsemen will have already galloped by so my pain would be short lived.
 
2012-08-05 10:11:49 PM

robsul82: The Kevin Kolb Era
The John Skelton Era
The Richard Bartel Era
The Ryan Lindley Era


Who's after him, the waterboy?
 
2012-08-05 10:11:58 PM
*shudder* A kid is going to be either a Cowboys fan or a New York fan.
There has to be something better than that.
 
2012-08-05 10:12:26 PM

Captain Steroid: robsul82: The Kevin Kolb Era
The John Skelton Era
The Richard Bartel Era
The Ryan Lindley Era

Who's after him, the waterboy?


Haha, it just gets better the longer it goes.
 
2012-08-05 10:12:45 PM

mikaloyd: *shudder* A kid is going to be either a Cowboys fan or a New York fan.
There has to be something better than that.


Death?
 
2012-08-05 10:16:20 PM
In his f**king HANDS! :-(
 
2012-08-05 10:16:31 PM
"Gotta catch that if you wanna make this team, son."
 
2012-08-05 10:16:56 PM
imageshack.us

17-10 N.O.
 
2012-08-05 10:17:06 PM
17-10 New Orleans, 2:21 3rd
 
2012-08-05 10:20:42 PM
 
2012-08-05 10:21:00 PM
Not liking this kinder gentler Saints D
 
2012-08-05 10:22:36 PM

mikaloyd: Not liking this kinder gentler Saints D


They knocked Kevin Kolb out of the game! That not enough to satisfy your bloodlust?!
 
2012-08-05 10:22:58 PM

mikaloyd: Not liking this kinder gentler Saints D


I'm withholding judgement until I see them up against a real offensive threat.
 
2012-08-05 10:23:42 PM

Captain Steroid: mikaloyd: Not liking this kinder gentler Saints D

They knocked Kevin Kolb out of the game! That not enough to satisfy your bloodlust?!


There isn't enough blood in the world, sir.
 
2012-08-05 10:24:25 PM
17-10 New Orleans, 15:00 4th
 
2012-08-05 10:24:25 PM
End of 3!
 
2012-08-05 10:25:33 PM

robsul82: Haha, it just gets better the longer it goes.


That's what she said! :P

So AZ apparently scored a field goal or something while I was away. Cool.
 
2012-08-05 10:25:47 PM
Oh, thank God, football.

GEAUX SAINTS!
 
2012-08-05 10:26:24 PM

mooseyfate: Captain Steroid: mikaloyd: Not liking this kinder gentler Saints D

They knocked Kevin Kolb out of the game! That not enough to satisfy your bloodlust?!

There isn't enough blood in the world, sir.


Let the bodies hit the floor
 
2012-08-05 10:26:38 PM
I'm recording this, no spoilers please.
 
2012-08-05 10:27:10 PM
Cadet wants on this team, lol. Wow.
 
2012-08-05 10:27:41 PM

libranoelrose: I'm recording this, no spoilers please.


SPOILER ALERT: Sean Payton's not coaching.
 
2012-08-05 10:28:05 PM

robsul82: Cadet wants on this team, lol. Wow.


Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Did he get hurt or something though?
 
2012-08-05 10:29:01 PM
Aww they took away cadets runback
 
2012-08-05 10:29:07 PM

libranoelrose: I'm recording this, no spoilers please.


Snape kills Dumbledore.
 
2012-08-05 10:29:55 PM
These scab refs have been befuddled for the most part, lol.
 
2012-08-05 10:29:56 PM

libranoelrose: I'm recording this, no spoilers please.


Snape kills Dumble...oh, wait.
 
2012-08-05 10:29:59 PM
Took them five minuets to call a hold?
 
2012-08-05 10:30:05 PM

becksellent: robsul82: Cadet wants on this team, lol. Wow.

Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Did he get hurt or something though?


Looked like a wind-knocked-out kind of hurt I hope
 
2012-08-05 10:30:14 PM
Apparently I don't need a stream because it's on Fox here. Huh.
 
2012-08-05 10:30:46 PM

becksellent: robsul82: Cadet wants on this team, lol. Wow.

Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Did he get hurt or something though?


Hope not. Looked like he was leaving the field a little slowly.

/Drew LOVES those sunflower seeds, hahaha
 
2012-08-05 10:30:50 PM

mooseyfate: libranoelrose: I'm recording this, no spoilers please.

Snape kills Dumbledore.


You biatch!
 
2012-08-05 10:31:00 PM

Galileo's Daughter: libranoelrose: I'm recording this, no spoilers please.

Snape kills Dumble...oh, wait.


Kevin Spacey is Keyzer Soze!
 
2012-08-05 10:31:01 PM
*shakes tiny fist at mooseyfate.*


Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis really is dead. Vader is Luke's father.
 
2012-08-05 10:31:50 PM

libranoelrose: I'm recording this, no spoilers please.


Only of you are East Coast. Suck it rest of America!
 
2012-08-05 10:32:02 PM
Sean Peyton is watching you masturbate.
 
2012-08-05 10:32:22 PM
Cue yakety sax
 
2012-08-05 10:32:23 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 10:32:49 PM
I'm so happy football is back. I miss all of you from last year.

Sucks I have to work on Sundays this year.

:(
 
2012-08-05 10:32:55 PM

robsul82: /Drew LOVES those sunflower seeds, hahaha


I know, right? He's been sucking them down like...er, you know what, I'm not gonna finish that sentence. :P

/still cute though :)
 
2012-08-05 10:32:57 PM

Sargun: Cue yakety sax

 
2012-08-05 10:33:02 PM
That is definitely not a catch, lol.
 
2012-08-05 10:33:07 PM
In the dirt!

Nice try, though.
 
2012-08-05 10:34:13 PM
Doh
 
2012-08-05 10:34:14 PM
Coach's* Challenge!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 10:34:15 PM

Galileo's Daughter: *shakes tiny fist at mooseyfate.*


Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis really is dead. Vader is Luke's father.


*twists moustache* Nyah-ah-ah!
 
2012-08-05 10:34:53 PM
That guy. That guy...
 
2012-08-05 10:35:27 PM

Galileo's Daughter: *shakes tiny fist at mooseyfate.*


Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis really is dead. Vader is Luke's father.


The chick in The Crying Game has a dick, Samuel L. Jackson engineered all the accidents to find out if Bruce Willis was unbreakable, Tyler Durden is The Narrator
 
2012-08-05 10:36:09 PM
Waste of a challenge. This is why I hate replay a lot of the time.
 
2012-08-05 10:36:15 PM
No pick!
 
2012-08-05 10:36:52 PM

RepoManTSM: Sean Peyton is watching you masturbate.


Part of me wants to shop "DAT ASS" onto that poster, lol.

/because I'm an idiot
//and way too easily amused :)
 
2012-08-05 10:36:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Galileo's Daughter: *shakes tiny fist at mooseyfate.*


Rosebud is a sled. Bruce Willis really is dead. Vader is Luke's father.

The chick in The Crying Game has a dick, Samuel L. Jackson engineered all the accidents to find out if Bruce Willis was unbreakable, Tyler Durden is The Narrator


Twilight gets two more sequels. No one is recast.

/probably the most tragic spoiler ever
 
2012-08-05 10:37:37 PM

Galileo's Daughter: Bruce Willis really is dead.


He was dead at the end of Die Hard?
 
2012-08-05 10:38:13 PM

becksellent: robsul82: /Drew LOVES those sunflower seeds, hahaha

I know, right? He's been sucking them down like...er, you know what, I'm not gonna finish that sentence. :P

/still cute though :)


I haven't seen a man sucking down seed like that since The Private Pleasures of John C. Holmes.
 
2012-08-05 10:42:24 PM
So, NFL Network gets the average looking broads for sideline reporters?
 
2012-08-05 10:43:12 PM
DOWN goes the waterboy!
 
2012-08-05 10:43:19 PM

VTGremlin: Galileo's Daughter: Bruce Willis really is dead.

He was dead at the end of Die Hard?


Yes, but he came back as a ghost for 3 sequels.
 
2012-08-05 10:43:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: So, NFL Network gets the average looking broads for sideline reporters?


Dat Ass Jean chick should be the sideline reporter for every channel and every sport.
 
2012-08-05 10:45:04 PM
MJ just burned a sentient being to death!
 
2012-08-05 10:46:00 PM
"I've got a little dong dong for your liberty bell!"

I like my fantasy football commercials to endorse sodomy.
 
2012-08-05 10:46:25 PM

RepoManTSM: MJ just burned a sentient being to death!


The bar has been raised for LeBron. :P
 
2012-08-05 10:47:38 PM
Brandon Weeden has every opportunity to get the job in Baltimore? Bet Joe Flacco's gonna be surprised...
 
2012-08-05 10:47:50 PM

RepoManTSM: MJ just burned a sentient being to death!


You know who else burned people who annoyed him?

/I don't feel good about that joke
 
2012-08-05 10:48:39 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 10:49:07 PM
Guh....Canfield...
 
2012-08-05 10:49:28 PM

mooseyfate: RepoManTSM: MJ just burned a sentient being to death!

You know who else burned people who annoyed him?

/I don't feel good about that joke


Do you know who else had that style of mustache?
 
2012-08-05 10:49:51 PM

mooseyfate: Guh....Canfield...


Just remember, it's only preseason... :)

/holy cats, Whiz is NOT happy
 
2012-08-05 10:50:11 PM

becksellent: Brandon Weeden has every opportunity to get the job in Baltimore? Bet Joe Flacco's gonna be surprised...


Hey, one day while Flacco is savoring his hot cocoa and Ellio's, and Brandon Weeden is going to be leading the team to victory.
 
2012-08-05 10:50:14 PM

RepoManTSM: mooseyfate: RepoManTSM: MJ just burned a sentient being to death!

You know who else burned people who annoyed him?

/I don't feel good about that joke

Do you know who else had that style of mustache?


I was going to add that part, but he looked clean shaven in that commercial, so I decided against it.
 
2012-08-05 10:50:23 PM
You gonna stop the clock?
 
2012-08-05 10:51:46 PM
Russ Grimm:

www.footballnewsnow.com


Russ Happy:

a.espncdn.com
 
2012-08-05 10:52:13 PM
Question for some of you northern Farkers: I'm relocating to PA in a month (possibly Media, PA area). I'm from Florida, where we don't believe in winter. What should I buy for winter clothes? Do I need one of those puffy coats from Lands End?


/thanks in advance
 
2012-08-05 10:52:50 PM

FirstNationalBastard: becksellent: Brandon Weeden has every opportunity to get the job in Baltimore? Bet Joe Flacco's gonna be surprised...

Hey, one day while Flacco is savoring his hot cocoa and Ellio's, and Brandon Weeden is going to be leading the team to victory.


imokwiththis.jpg :P

FirstNationalBastard: Russ Grimm:

[www.footballnewsnow.com image 200x200]


Russ Happy:

[a.espncdn.com image 195x262]


Hahaha.

/why do I not have you favorited yet?
//rectifying that right now :)
 
2012-08-05 10:54:23 PM
54-yard Saints FGA is blocked.
 
2012-08-05 10:54:28 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 10:55:06 PM
Ugh, so sick of hearing about SANCHEZ/TEBOW/THE JETS!1!!!!11! that I might actually have to root for the Bengals in that game, lol. :P

/actually like Andy Dalton, but would like him a lot more if he (and/or AJ Green) played in a different division. ;)
 
2012-08-05 10:57:29 PM
Drew getting funky to "Play That Funky Music," hahahaha.
 
2012-08-05 10:57:39 PM
OMG, Brees rocking out...way too cute. :D

/knock if off, #9, you're gonna break the QBAR meter! :P
 
2012-08-05 10:57:52 PM
Who the fark is the color guy? Just STFU!
 
2012-08-05 10:58:14 PM
I know the refs are on strike, but why did they bring in third string scab announcers, too?
 
2012-08-05 10:58:19 PM
Have the announcers been drinking?! O_o
 
2012-08-05 10:58:37 PM

RepoManTSM: Who the fark is the color guy? Just STFU!


They've been serving jello shots in the press booth again.
 
2012-08-05 10:59:24 PM

Captain Steroid: Have the announcers been drinking?! O_o


God help us if they start playing Journey over the house PA.
 
2012-08-05 10:59:43 PM
"What else is [Drew] gonna do? He can't dance." - Joe Vitt during the protracted contract negotiations

Well, he told us so, lol.
 
2012-08-05 10:59:47 PM
Oh, Eli, are you feeling unloved?
 
2012-08-05 11:00:11 PM

mooseyfate: Captain Steroid: Have the announcers been drinking?! O_o

God help us if they start playing Journey over the house PA.


I might stop believin'.

/sorry
//I'm not proud of that.
 
2012-08-05 11:02:10 PM
...did he just say "putting his arms around the football with both hands"?

...
 
2012-08-05 11:02:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ...did he just say "putting his arms around the football with both hands"?

...


That's what it sounded like to me...
 
2012-08-05 11:03:43 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 11:04:03 PM
Great catch and then a fumble, lol. Oh well, Tanner, nice catch.
 
2012-08-05 11:04:09 PM
Wow, in HD, you can really see the spit fly from someone's mouth when they get hit.
 
2012-08-05 11:04:11 PM
Dayum! Hell of a hit!
 
2012-08-05 11:04:17 PM
Whoa. Crazy catch, wicked hit.
 
2012-08-05 11:05:07 PM
"...so many rookies are first-year guys..."

O RLY?
 
2012-08-05 11:06:12 PM

becksellent: "...so many rookies are first-year guys..."

O RLY?


youdontsay.jpg
 
2012-08-05 11:06:16 PM

becksellent: "...so many rookies are first-year guys..."

O RLY?


Somebody went to the Madden School of Announcing.

/if he'd been able to get his hands on the ball, that would have been a great catch!
 
2012-08-05 11:06:30 PM
OK opinions rime

The HofF game lets the two teams start training camp quite a bit earlier than 30 other teams, but also makes them play a preseason game sooner after camp starts than 30 other teams.

Do you think this becomes an advantage to the HofF game teams, a disadvantage for them, or kind of a wash/doesnt matter in the long run?
 
2012-08-05 11:06:59 PM

becksellent: "...so many rookies are first-year guys..."

O RLY?


imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 11:07:12 PM
It's cruel to make the guy with a lisp talk about Brian Thipe... er... Sipe.
 
2012-08-05 11:09:08 PM

robsul82: "What else is [Drew] gonna do? He can't dance." - Joe Vitt during the protracted contract negotiations

Well, he told us so, lol.


I love my Saints to the end and Drew is the man...but if Im honest, Drew dances like a white boy after drinking his first pint of Jack Daniels.


/hides head in shame for saying that about Drew.
//Still true though
 
2012-08-05 11:09:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: It's cruel to make the guy with a lisp talk about Brian Thipe... er... Sipe.


He still flat out refuses to tell us what Shelly sells down by the sea shore.
 
2012-08-05 11:09:58 PM
2:00 warning

Cards in the Saints RZ, down 7.
 
2012-08-05 11:10:17 PM
Could we get BONUS FOOTBALL for the Hall of Fame Game? O.O
 
2012-08-05 11:10:37 PM
Greatness is being a fat kid jogging down a deserted road.
 
2012-08-05 11:12:54 PM
THIRD Down!
 
2012-08-05 11:13:41 PM

Captain Steroid: THIRD Down!


Interception.
 
2012-08-05 11:13:43 PM
NO Interception!
 
2012-08-05 11:13:47 PM
Ryan Lindley, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

Pick returned to the 50.
 
2012-08-05 11:14:01 PM
PICKED OFF AT THE GOAL LINE!!!
 
2012-08-05 11:14:26 PM

mikaloyd: I love my Saints to the end and Drew is the man...but if Im honest, Drew dances like a white boy after drinking his first pint of Jack Daniels.


/hides head in shame for saying that about Drew.
//Still true though


I think it's completely farking adorable. :D

/besides, he's still a way better dancer than I am, lol, so I have no room to talk :P
 
2012-08-05 11:14:45 PM
i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 11:14:58 PM
Hochules wouldn't have cut his mic off before finishing his ruling.

...of course, Hochules' ruling would have taken five minutes.
 
2012-08-05 11:15:04 PM
The Drew Brees Era
The Chase Daniel Era
The Sean Canfield Era

The Luke McCown Era

Luke has a 2011 Jake in his back pocket, and you'd be amazed what he can do in 100 seconds.
 
2012-08-05 11:15:58 PM
$7.50 to Big Sed Ellis.

Okay, ten bucks.
 
2012-08-05 11:16:08 PM
And Lawrence Wilson spares us the specter of Pre-season, Overtime, Cardinals football. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I will toast your sportsmanship nightly until next weeks games.
 
2012-08-05 11:17:30 PM
Calling them the "New York Football Giants" has been pointless since the New York Baseball Giants moved to San Fransisco in the late 1950s.
 
2012-08-05 11:18:12 PM
42 seconds left for the Cards to tie it up with a TD drive.
 
2012-08-05 11:19:19 PM

robsul82: 42 seconds left for the Cards to tie it up with a TD drive.


imageshack.us
 
2012-08-05 11:19:22 PM
Man, I love Larry Fitzgerald. :) He's awesome.
 
2012-08-05 11:20:37 PM
Jay Cutler threw out the first pitch for the Cubs. He would have done more, but someone reminded him that there's no crying in Baseball.
 
2012-08-05 11:20:56 PM
MAN DOWN!

Saints #44!
 
2012-08-05 11:22:01 PM
17-10 New Orleans, FINAL.

Who dat!
 
2012-08-05 11:22:06 PM
The Saints are undefeated! :P
 
2012-08-05 11:22:11 PM
NOLA wins, 17-10.
 
2012-08-05 11:22:21 PM
Shoulda thrown it deep.
 
2012-08-05 11:22:36 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Jay Cutler threw out the first pitch for the Cubs. He would have done more, but someone reminded him that there's no crying in Baseball.


Superb rendition of the anthem. So passionate.
 
2012-08-05 11:24:09 PM
Well, it's been fun hanging out with you football people again! :D Hopefully I'll be seeing a lot of you around on more gameday threads this year. Until then, peace! :)
 
2012-08-05 11:26:17 PM
I know it's only Preseason, but I've missed NFL Football. It was great hanging out with you all again. ^_^

See you guys later!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-05 11:36:12 PM

Captain Steroid: I know it's only Preseason, but I've missed NFL Football. It was great hanging out with you all again. ^_^

See you guys later!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 250x200]


LOLWTF
 
2012-08-05 11:42:23 PM
Ah, I missed football, finally a sport I really enjoy talking about.

I'm glad my Saints don't look lost without their coach, can't wait to see how the regular season turns out.
 
2012-08-05 11:46:11 PM
I've missed football threads and not just in the sense that I had to catch up on game pass today.
(If my dumb family hadn't just traveled thousands of miles to see me I could have offered cogent analysis like "Skelton looked better than Kolb" in real time)

Looking forward to another fun season with all you nutcases who congregate here.

Go Pats!
 
2012-08-06 12:13:45 AM

Ape_Stone: Ah, I missed football, finally a sport I really enjoy talking about.

I'm glad my Saints don't look lost without their coach, can't wait to see how the regular season turns out.


They started last preseason with a bang by roughing up my Niners. Payback. She is a biatch.

/Can't wait for the rematch.
 
2012-08-06 12:26:11 AM

Captain Steroid: I know it's only Preseason, but I've missed NFL Football. It was great hanging out with you all again. ^_^

See you guys later!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 250x200]


Is this the new this?

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-06 12:45:49 AM
Goodell allegedly offering to cut Vilma's suspension to 8 games if he drops the civil suit. Someone getting scurrrrred.
 
2012-08-06 04:08:44 AM

robsul82: Goodell allegedly offering to cut Vilma's suspension to 8 games if he drops the civil suit. Someone getting scurrrrred.


Let the deals begin!
 
2012-08-06 09:31:55 AM
I'm excited to see that Kevin Kolb is still Kevin Kolb and Arizona is still going to suck.
 
2012-08-06 04:56:11 PM

IAmRight: I'm excited to see that Kevin Kolb is still Kevin Kolb and Arizona is still going to suck.



Well I can agree that Kolb still sucks.

This pretty much sums up Kolb
 
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