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(Telegraph)   So is that a banana in your HOLY CRAP   (telegraph.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-08-05 10:57:59 AM  
2 votes:

oukewldave: This one sounds like a dingbat. How do you mistake a snake for a banana?
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2012-08-05 12:07:24 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "It's a rented property so we couldn't do that, and in the end the officer said to put a box with some water in it, as snakes like water for some reason, and leave it there.

They get thirsty? That'd be my first guess...
2012-08-05 11:32:05 AM  
1 vote:
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"You, my children, are the water that will wash away all that has gone before. In your hand, you hold my light, the gleam in the eye of Set. This flame will burn away the darkness, burn you the way to paradise! "
2012-08-05 11:07:09 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it--one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff...

-shel silverstein
2012-08-05 11:06:44 AM  
1 vote:

darkvstar: oukewldave: This one sounds like a dingbat. How do you mistake a snake for a banana?
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(either the yellow one or the brown, I suppose.)
2012-08-05 10:57:40 AM  
1 vote:
What I don't get is if there was really a banana in the tub, how does no one else notice it for 3 days? How often do these people bathe?
2012-08-05 10:56:14 AM  
1 vote:
Owned a Red Tail for several years. Got to be about 7' long. Great pet. Got him (or her) when it was about 8" long. Started eating pinkies. Was into fairly large rats when I sold it. Got bit a few times. When I had handled a mouse. Didn't hurt. Just several small pricks on my finger.
Very little upkeep. Would recommend for a pet.
2012-08-05 10:52:23 AM  
1 vote:

oukewldave: This one sounds like a dingbat. How do you mistake a snake for a banana?
/ Ring ring ring



Right?!

"I was going to pick up a rotten moldy banana but forgot about it for seven hundred days, then came back and the banana jumped up with a mouth and eyes! Then I grabbed my kids and ran for the hills but forgot how to open the door, so I just kept bumping into the door bump bump bump! Then I called animal control and they said I had to burn my house down to get rid of the banana eye snake"
2012-08-05 10:47:31 AM  
1 vote:
This one sounds like a dingbat. How do you mistake a snake for a banana?
/ Ring ring ring
2012-08-05 10:41:35 AM  
1 vote:
Those toddlers, always shoving moldy bananas in the darnedest places.
 
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