It's been said that to err is human, and to forgive is divine.This subby was revealed to have been more than human, and this thread's commentators less than divine.Neither the machines of men, nor acts of nature, nor the blistering pace of time could keep subby from tripping over his own shoes and slamming the keyboard with his rotund, sausage-like fingers. Indeed, subby was enmeshed in the human condition, as he was but merely a poseur for misspelling my name.Since the fifth day of August in the year twenty-twelve, submitter will carry the dishonor of this submission just as men before him have carried scars of shame, of regret, of unthinkable mistakes. He tries to take pride in telling new tales through Fark headlines, only to be appropriately and justly mocked by the masses he hoped to endear himself to.Submitter, an inept poseur who could not be bothered to check the spelling of my godforsaken name...... in The Twilight Zone.
FirstNationalBastard: Actually, Subby, this article wasn't even about Serling's Twilight Zone. So why mention him in an article about shows that had nothing to do with him? Why not a headline about Serling rolling over in his grave about Oliver Wendell Douglas's 10 most confounding speeches on Green Acres?
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