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(The New York Times)   Scientists putting genetics to work to help find missing children; replacement research still ongoing   (nytimes.com) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, missing children, DNA profiling, Quantico, Don Quixote, genetics, University of North Texas  
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2012-08-05 05:28:30 AM
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Can't we just divert the funds from the DNA program into implanting tracking devices in children's skulls?
 
2012-08-05 06:55:55 AM
I can already see something like this happening:

DNA Police: Oh kid, we found your dad, here he is!

Kid: Hurray!

Dad: ...who are you?

Kid: I don't know you sir, you're not my dad.

DNA Police: But the DNA links you two... unless you are a BASTARD CHILD!

Kid: .....I don't know what to say.

Dad: I hope I don't pay for child support.
 
2012-08-05 06:59:18 AM
I say just put leashes on everybody. Or a condom
:)
 
2012-08-05 07:03:05 AM
Mammas babby. Daddy maybe.
 
2012-08-05 07:06:19 AM

rezaxis: Mammas babby. Daddy maybe.


Stfu
 
2012-08-05 07:27:40 AM
If chics didn't knock themselves up, they wouldn't have to worry about where their drooling brats were!
 
2012-08-05 07:30:22 AM

Buffet: If chics didn't knock themselves up, they wouldn't have to worry about where their drooling brats were!


We're asexual now? Cool.

/off to produce some spores
 
2012-08-05 08:08:11 AM
Headline: ...replacement research still ongoing

TFA: Identifying bodies of children. I'm surprised subby didn't suggest getting a puppy.
 
2012-08-05 08:26:56 AM
I try not to leave any DNA on or in street children - it's just my policy, your mileage may vary.

/obviously I keed
 
2012-08-05 08:27:45 AM

GUATAPOPO: I say just put leashes on everybody. Or a condom
:)


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/for when you feel like being a dick...
 
2012-08-05 09:17:21 AM
this makes so much sense, only the Christians will be able to come up with a reason not to do it.
 
2012-08-05 10:24:05 PM
Dr. Lorente believes that adoptions should always involve genetic testing to make sure the parents giving away the child are really the parents.

IIRC, there's a 5-15% chance that parent-dad may unknowingly not be the DNA donor.

/Children's books we'll probably see:
Mommy's a Whore and Daddy Doesn't Live Here Any More
 
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