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(Phys Org2)   For only $16,000, you can give your child first humanoid robot toy with a horrifying rubber human-like face and a voice like GLaDOS, guaranteeing another $200k in therapy bills. And that's if it doesn't develop a taste for human blood   (phys.org) divider line 37
    More: Scary, rubber, cognitive robotics, cognitive sciences, human blood, SDK, therapy, Hanson Robotics, software development  
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2012-08-05 06:43:11 AM  
You will now read this entire thread in the voice of GLaDOS.
 
2012-08-05 06:58:46 AM  
Your weird Uncle Bill to stick his johnson in it in 5.. 4..
 
2012-08-05 07:04:48 AM  

BumpInTheNight: You will now read this entire thread in the voice of GLaDOS.


You say that like I don't read every thread her voice.

/It makes the politics tab a lot more bearable.
//Does not apply to Professor Farnsworth or Morgan Freeman threads.
///Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-08-05 07:08:31 AM  
No.
 
2012-08-05 07:17:20 AM  
Sleep tight.
 
2012-08-05 07:37:39 AM  

Bob Down: Your weird Uncle Bill to stick his johnson in it in 5.. 4..


Holy shiat, I actually have a weird uncle "Billy". He would probably do that.
 
2012-08-05 07:41:54 AM  
Relevant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
 
2012-08-05 07:56:07 AM  
That robot looks like it's not even angry...instead, it looks like it's being so sincere right now...
 
2012-08-05 08:00:04 AM  
Maybe it's an advanced robot but the video makes it looks as impressive as a Teddy Ruxpin.
 
2012-08-05 08:50:48 AM  
Maybe it's just early but that headline hurt my head.
 
2012-08-05 09:00:03 AM  
img442.imageshack.us

/ Somewhat relevant?
 
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2012-08-05 09:02:24 AM  

Wolf892: That robot looks like it's not even angry...instead, it looks like it's being so sincere right now...



It looks totally stoned. Wholly crap it's a stoner robot! (read this in Peter Griffins voice)

cdn.physorg.com
 
2012-08-05 09:10:51 AM  

NFA: [cdn.physorg.com image 500x500]


i45.tinypic.com
 
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2012-08-05 09:11:26 AM  
It looks totally stoned. Holy crap it's a stoner robot! (read this in Peter Griffins voice)



i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-05 09:24:14 AM  
Seanbaby warned us of this. I'm certain of it.
 
2012-08-05 09:49:55 AM  
The robots are coming! Yessssss
 
2012-08-05 09:58:52 AM  
I'm convinced. I say we give it control of our nuclear arsenal.
 
2012-08-05 10:56:13 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-05 11:33:21 AM  
Maybe it's just me but it kind of looks like:

www.thefilmcynics.com
 
2012-08-05 12:01:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 12:16:40 PM  
What a craptastic headline, thanks for the headache.
 
2012-08-05 12:19:06 PM  

spill_thrill: [i.imgur.com image 620x393]


Somehow, this thing is more creepy than Cincoboy.
 
2012-08-05 12:49:35 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-05 01:10:43 PM  
If you have a child, you shouldn't have this robot.

If you have this robot, you shouldn't have a child.

If you can't figure that out, you shouldn't have $16,000.
 
2012-08-05 01:15:55 PM  
Taking care of a humanoid robot might be a good test to see if a human can take care of a real child.

/Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
 
2012-08-05 01:18:42 PM  
Anyone in this thread have experience putting a custom ROM on a RealDoll?
 
2012-08-05 01:30:10 PM  
Taking care of a humanoid robot might be a good test to see if a human can take care of a real child.

That was Ming-Na's problem in the film Robot Stories.
 
2012-08-05 03:12:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 03:38:29 PM  
For $20k, can it be a bit taller and female? It doesn't need to look like an adult female, young is good. As long as it's anatomically correct and with removable clothes.

/not having a seat over there
//not asking for a real little girl, just a robotic look alike
 
2012-08-05 05:12:38 PM  
FritztheCat: [i.imgur.com image 487x404]

That was an amazing short.
 
2012-08-05 08:01:26 PM  
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Technologic
 
2012-08-05 09:41:54 PM  
Oh crap now I got that stick in my head.

fark you mentalpatient87!

fark you daft punk!

/also dolphin and whale
//in fact, fark everything and everyone
 
2012-08-05 11:19:21 PM  
How long until the first lawsuit because some kid gets his dick caught in its mouth?
 
2012-08-05 11:27:31 PM  
Well ghastly I'd say about five minutes after the first kid brings one home.
 
2012-08-06 07:57:16 AM  
Quantum Apostrophe

You went with Robo-Bo???

images.wikia.com
 
2012-08-06 03:16:26 PM  

count chocula: [upload.wikimedia.org image 342x276]


Dammit! fark you chocula, FARK YOU. I won't be able to get to sleep tonight thanks to you.

/But seriously, it does look a little like astroboy and chucky combined.
 
2012-08-06 04:17:33 PM  
ftfa: "face allows human-like expressions" ... "lifelike movement"

Um, no.
Not even in the ballpark.

It looks and moves just like a "Thunderbirds" puppet.
 
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