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2012-08-05 04:25:13 AM
good tip. there are a lot shifty people in my neighborhood. in my neighborhood.
 
2012-08-05 04:31:39 AM
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That is one creepy looking guy.
 
2012-08-05 09:26:27 AM
And half of them seem to work for the TSA.
 
2012-08-05 11:25:11 AM
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Yeah. Stranger danger alright.
 
2012-08-05 11:25:21 AM

BackinIndy: And half of them seem to work for the TSA.

i46.tinypic.com
I'm sure I'll be put on a no-fly list for this
 
2012-08-05 11:30:51 AM
I'd play that chick's gameboy.
 
2012-08-05 11:31:43 AM
I'd help the blonde with her video game, if you know what I mean.
/and I think you do.
//and I'll bring batteries
 
2012-08-05 11:48:16 AM
Just taking some notes here... I am sure that some kids have not seen this video yet...

/I keed! I KEED!
 
2012-08-05 12:02:24 PM
Fear works wonders if you want to control people.
 
2012-08-05 12:08:18 PM
I'll make them see
everyone has Aids,
Aids Aids Aids.

Link


SFW
 
2012-08-05 12:11:44 PM
I seem to recall Penn & Teller's "Bullsh*t" did a program on Stranger Danger.


....well,it is bullsh*t.

You can train kids all you want about "strangers" but statistically 90+% of child molestations are carried out by family members,priests,scout leaders,teachers....etc.

"Stranger Danger" just makes kids paranoid.
 
2012-08-05 12:29:23 PM
The least realistic threat against a dog that I've seen all week.
 
2012-08-05 12:56:08 PM
Came here to mention playing with the blonde and batteries, but too late as usual.
/ Too old and fat to be molested by her anyway....dammit
 
2012-08-05 01:23:36 PM

Knobbs: I'd play that chick's gameboy.


Word.
 
2012-08-05 01:35:25 PM

miss diminutive: [img31.imageshack.us image 575x452]

That is one creepy looking guy.


It looks like Farva with really bad hair.
 
2012-08-05 02:09:34 PM
So, the eleven warning signs are helping, bribing, being famous, having fun, getting a job, being a playmate, emergency, affection, authority, hero, and threats. Guess I'll just stay the hell inside.
 
2012-08-05 02:41:49 PM
Is it wrong that this video started me thinking about that old Sesame Street bit, "Who are the people in your neighbourhood?"
 
2012-08-05 02:46:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-05 04:46:10 PM
Knobbs: I'd play that chick's gameboy.

I think the correct double entendre pun is, "I'd show that chick how to stick batteries inside her portable game system."
 
2012-08-05 05:37:02 PM
upgrd.com
 
2012-08-05 06:50:48 PM
This is why we have hipsters.

Pay attention, 75% of Fark who cannot correctly identify a hipster.
 
2012-08-05 10:13:58 PM

BonesJackson: [i.imgur.com image 633x430]


OH MY farkIN GOD

lol
 
2012-08-05 10:51:33 PM

Funbags: Knobbs: I'd play that chick's gameboy.

I think the correct double entendre pun is, "I'd show that chick how to stick batteries inside her portable game system."


But what if I just really like Tetris?
 
2012-08-06 01:41:27 AM

Funbags: Knobbs: I'd play that chick's gameboy.

I think the correct double entendre pun is, "I'd show that chick how to stick batteries inside her portable game system."


True story, the original game boy was supposed to be called the "Portable Nintendo Entertainment System" but when the marketing boys made the commercials, they realized the kids were saying things like "Hey, Jimmy! Come check out my P-NES!" "Wow! A P-NES! Thanks Dad!"

So they changed the name to "game boy" Which strangely enough is the same term the Roman's used for their buggery boys.... "Hey, Julius! Want to spend the night buggering my game boy this evening!?"
 
2012-08-06 01:46:29 AM

Wolf892: Funbags: Knobbs: I'd play that chick's gameboy.

I think the correct double entendre pun is, "I'd show that chick how to stick batteries inside her portable game system."

True story, the original game boy was supposed to be called the "Portable Nintendo Entertainment System" but when the marketing boys made the commercials, they realized the kids were saying things like "Hey, Jimmy! Come check out my P-NES!" "Wow! A P-NES! Thanks Dad!"

So they changed the name to "game boy" Which strangely enough is the same term the Roman's used for their buggery boys.... "Hey, Julius! Want to spend the night buggering my game boy this evening!?"


You... really seem to have put a lot of thought and research into that.
 
2012-08-06 03:34:43 AM
Remember, kids: stay away from anyone from the 1980s.
 
2012-08-06 09:04:01 AM
Was this supposed to be a warning video for kids? or a Pedo starter kit?
 
2012-08-06 02:08:21 PM
Lisa: "There are other wipes than star wipes."
Homer: "Why have hamburger when you can have steak?"
Lisa: "I'm taking my name off this thing."
 
2012-08-06 02:36:06 PM
I just read a terrible article about a child porn ring a little while ago, which makes the fact that I lol'd super hard at this a little poorly-timed.

BonesJackson: [i.imgur.com image 633x430]


^Farkin' brilliant.
 
2012-08-07 09:22:21 PM
Why are we not even disturbed by shiat like this?
 
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