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(Some Olympics Guy)   Déjà vu all over again in your NBC East Coast Spoiler Free Prime Time Spoiler-Free Olympics Viewing Thread. Now with more beach volleyball, capital letters   (lobshots.com) divider line 404
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2012-08-04 10:45:23 PM  
Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters
 
2012-08-04 10:45:24 PM  

ariseatex: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool

The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.

Give it ten years. I have a feeling they'll be doing this by then.


Japan promised that they'd have the technology to recreate soccer matches through holograms beamed to stadiums around the world IF they got the world cup.

They could probably do this, if we send them naked pictures of our women.
 
2012-08-04 10:46:44 PM  

JerseyTim: I bothers me that Jeter pronounces her name that way.


are they saying : "derek jeter" in london aka yank stad.?
 
2012-08-04 10:48:18 PM  
I would start doing that finish line lean right out of the blocks.
 
2012-08-04 10:48:35 PM  
not a bookmark
 
2012-08-04 10:49:17 PM  
Ok, 100 meter slow mo face is hilarious.
 
2012-08-04 10:49:22 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters

looking at the backsides of the winners.
 
2012-08-04 10:51:15 PM  

Earguy: ModernPrimitive01: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.


Oh, never mind. I see what you did.
 
2012-08-04 10:51:15 PM  

TheManofPA: ariseatex: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool

The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.

Give it ten years. I have a feeling they'll be doing this by then.

Japan promised that they'd have the technology to recreate soccer matches through holograms beamed to stadiums around the world IF they got the world cup.

They could probably do this, if we send them naked pictures of our women.


Given the volume of porn this country produces I think it's fair to say that we've held up our end of the bargain. Time to make Japan deliver on their side
 
2012-08-04 10:51:24 PM  

Earguy: ModernPrimitive01: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-04 10:51:49 PM  

Joe_diGriz: I missed the first hour-and-a-half of tonight. Have they already done the men's swimming relay? (AKA. The Last Event Ever For Phelps?)


Nevermind. (Gee, Costas actually gave me useful information.... the world is going to end)
 
2012-08-04 10:53:13 PM  

Earguy: Earguy: ModernPrimitive01: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.

Oh, never mind. I see what you did.


and the asians ladies are looking at the cracker's ass crack
 
2012-08-04 10:53:40 PM  
Has anyone been in more commercials before even taking a snap than Bob Griffen?
 
2012-08-04 10:53:41 PM  

Joe_diGriz: Joe_diGriz: I missed the first hour-and-a-half of tonight. Have they already done the men's swimming relay? (AKA. The Last Event Ever For Phelps?)

Nevermind. (Gee, Costas actually gave me useful information.... the world is going to end)


It is 2012
 
2012-08-04 10:53:54 PM  
RG3 has a shiatload of commercials for someone who hasn't played a min. of NFL football. Hope he lives up to the hype.
 
2012-08-04 10:54:27 PM  
BTW have they shown the end of the long jump yet?
 
2012-08-04 10:55:18 PM  

ariseatex: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool

The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.

Give it ten years. I have a feeling they'll be doing this by then.


they do that in skiing and bobsled events in winter olympics. Maybe luge/skeleton too but cant remember for sure on those
 
2012-08-04 10:55:41 PM  
bunch of bombs in the air......
 
2012-08-04 10:55:49 PM  
Nice version of the anthem this year.
 
2012-08-04 10:56:04 PM  

JerseyTim: I bothers me that Jeter pronounces her name that way.


You sound Yankee
 
2012-08-04 10:57:17 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Nice version of the anthem this year.


I believe all of the anthems they're using for the medal ceremonies were done by the London Philharmonic specifically for these games
 
2012-08-04 10:57:25 PM  

pjlawrence81: RG3 has a shiatload of commercials for someone who hasn't played a min. of NFL football. Hope he lives up to the hype.


I don't blame the guy. Why not cash in before the Redskins ruin you and your marketability.

Also, remember when this was Lochte's games? Phelps again becomes the focus, one more race to go.
 
2012-08-04 10:58:11 PM  

Polish Hussar: half your age +7 years


This formula makes quite a bit of sense. When I was 21 I dated a 33 year old. That was OK, but had I been 19 it would have worked less well.
 
2012-08-04 10:59:54 PM  

expobill: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.

Oh, never mind. I see what you did.

and the asians ladies are looking at the cracker's ass crack



It just occurred to me that there is a relationship between booty size and running speed. More booty, faster speed.
 
2012-08-04 11:00:21 PM  
Also, they already have the technology to superimpose one race onto another-- they use it for skiing at the last Winter Olympics.
 
2012-08-04 11:03:10 PM  
Phelps' last race is about to start on NBC
 
2012-08-04 11:03:45 PM  

cloud_van_dame: expobill: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.

Oh, never mind. I see what you did.

and the asians ladies are looking at the cracker's ass crack


It just occurred to me that there is a relationship between booty size and running speed. More booty, faster speed.


I....then how come you never see a Mexican sprint queen?
 
2012-08-04 11:05:16 PM  
What a terrible case on Kobe's phone.
 
2012-08-04 11:05:31 PM  

cloud_van_dame: expobill: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.

Oh, never mind. I see what you did.

and the asians ladies are looking at the cracker's ass crack


It just occurred to me that there is a relationship between booty size and running speed. More booty, faster speed.


There has to be some sort of reason. Saying black athletes are faster would just be racist. Im sure they'll be lots of white men in the races tomorrow to even things out
 
2012-08-04 11:05:45 PM  

cloud_van_dame: expobill: Wow lots of white women in the 100 meters looking at the backsides of the winners.

Oh, never mind. I see what you did.

and the asians ladies are looking at the cracker's ass crack


It just occurred to me that there is a relationship between booty size and running speed. More booty, faster speed.


more rice, no dice!
 
2012-08-04 11:05:47 PM  

JerseyTim: What a terrible case on Kobe's phone.


It's made from the thong of the last woman he slept with.

Here we go....
 
2012-08-04 11:06:15 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Also, they already have the technology to superimpose one race onto another-- they use it for skiing at the last Winter Olympics.


Lies!
 
2012-08-04 11:07:08 PM  
They should really tell us that this is Phelps' final race. The audience might like to know that.
 
2012-08-04 11:08:29 PM  
I'm stoked this is Phelps last race. God I am tired of hearing about him
 
2012-08-04 11:09:11 PM  
ahhh a Japan is too short to outstretch an USA'er
 
2012-08-04 11:09:50 PM  
Not live. Still cool.
 
2012-08-04 11:10:15 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: t just occurred to me that there is a relationship between booty size and running speed. More booty, faster speed.

There has to be some sort of reason. Saying black athletes are faster would just be racist. Im sure they'll be lots of white men in the races tomorrow to even things out


I think part of it has to do with socioeconomics. Back in the days of depression and oppression, some of the best boxers were jewish.

Saying black athletes are faster due to race is about as valid as saying that white people are better at equestrian dressage because of their race.
 
2012-08-04 11:10:40 PM  

expobill: ahhh a Japan is too short to outstretch an USA'er


We set them up the bomb. Odd, it isn't Aug. 7
/ducks
 
2012-08-04 11:11:22 PM  
I'm still not convinced that Phelps won't make one more go of it in 2016.
 
2012-08-04 11:12:22 PM  

Earguy: I think part of it has to do with socioeconomics. Back in the days of depression and oppression, some of the best boxers were jewish.


BTW the world record in the triple jump is held by a white Englishman. Kinda deflates the whole white people can't jump as far or run as fast argument. Oh and before Michael Johnson broke the record back in 96, the world record in the 200 meter dash was held by an Italian and had been around since 79.
 
2012-08-04 11:14:51 PM  

Earguy: ModernPrimitive01: t just occurred to me that there is a relationship between booty size and running speed. More booty, faster speed.

There has to be some sort of reason. Saying black athletes are faster would just be racist. Im sure they'll be lots of white men in the races tomorrow to even things out

I think part of it has to do with socioeconomics. Back in the days of depression and oppression, some of the best boxers were jewish.

Saying black athletes are faster due to race is about as valid as saying that white people are better at equestrian dressage because of their race.

So you're saying the horses respond better to lighter skin? No wonder Romney owns one of them
 
2012-08-04 11:15:16 PM  

consider this: I'm still not convinced that Phelps won't make one more go of it in 2016.


If he does, it'll probably only be in a few events here and there. But, I think he is done. Saying that you have as many golds as the number of total medals that anyone has is a pretty strong argument for never having to prove yourself.
 
2012-08-04 11:15:20 PM  
Commercial break, what do you think of this ring as a casual, secondary wedding band? Something to wear to match with a watch or outfit.

www.polyvore.com
 
2012-08-04 11:15:53 PM  
Man! I really feel terrible for anyone swimming on a relay with Phelps if Andrea Kramer does the interview afterward.....it's almost like they totally don;t count and she is just shoving the mic on their faces as a formality .... basically waiting for Micheal's turn.
 
2012-08-04 11:16:31 PM  

Polish Hussar: expobill: ahhh a Japan is too short to outstretch an USA'er

We set them up the bomb. Odd, it isn't Aug. 7
/ducks


the 6th was the date, and that was history - humor joke, what is expected on Fark, so no ducking needed!
/sad day tho-proboablly the worst event in history
 
2012-08-04 11:17:15 PM  

consider this: I'm still not convinced that Phelps won't make one more go of it in 2016.


I could see him being done. Reports are he's earned in the multi of multi millions and he's still in the prime of his life. He could spend his time smoking the finest herb and plowing the finest fields for the next 10 years before deciding to do anything more with his life.
 
2012-08-04 11:17:22 PM  
As for the long jump, the winning distance today wouldn't have won the long jump back in 76. And there have been three Olympics since then where it wouldn't even be enough for a medal.
 
2012-08-04 11:17:53 PM  

Earguy: Commercial break, what do you think of this ring as a casual, secondary wedding band? Something to wear to match with a watch or outfit.

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]


sharp, i thought it was a wire coiled up
and your first non gal jpg since your toes shot, eh?
 
2012-08-04 11:17:54 PM  

Earguy: Commercial break, what do you think of this ring as a casual, secondary wedding band? Something to wear to match with a watch or outfit.

[www.polyvore.com image 300x300]


I'm not personally a fan of the striations, but it looks sharp. And that looks like a comfort band inside.....makes a WORLD of difference believe it or not.
 
2012-08-04 11:18:04 PM  

Earguy: Weird rules...if you leave the platform it means you accept the decision...coach files an appeal and has to pay cash to do so.


Yup, not leaving the piste means you disagree with the ref.
I heard they lost the appeal too.
Stupid clock timer.

/Used to fence foil.
//Feel pretty bad for her.
///Literal slashies though! Wheee!
 
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