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(Some Olympics Guy)   Déjà vu all over again in your NBC East Coast Spoiler Free Prime Time Spoiler-Free Olympics Viewing Thread. Now with more beach volleyball, capital letters   (lobshots.com ) divider line
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2012-08-04 10:04:33 PM  
Madison has the same odd running style Gatlin has, body straight but with high knee lift.
 
2012-08-04 10:04:44 PM  

Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling


Dude that elf is 12
 
2012-08-04 10:05:03 PM  
I heard what happened to Korea's Shin in Women's Epee Fencing. I'd be pissed too. I doubt they aired any of it.
 
2012-08-04 10:05:08 PM  
Drag Queen? Pretty sure I saw an adams apple.
 
2012-08-04 10:05:09 PM  
Tianna Madison

img3.ranker.com
 
2012-08-04 10:05:59 PM  

Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling


The things I have done to that girl in my imagination...

/too bad she is very, VERY mormon.
 
2012-08-04 10:06:55 PM  
the NiGerian woman ran much faster than the GeRman girl!
 
2012-08-04 10:08:01 PM  

etherknot: I heard what happened to Korea's Shin in Women's Epee Fencing. I'd be pissed too. I doubt they aired any of it.


You mean from a few days ago? They showed a bit of it, mainly the aftermath.

Weird rules...if you leave the platform it means you accept the decision...coach files an appeal and has to pay cash to do so.

tshq.co
 
2012-08-04 10:09:36 PM  

Earguy: ..coach files an appeal and has to pay cash to do so.


500 US dollars
Japan spent 1,000$ and won both cases
 
2012-08-04 10:10:03 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling

The things I have done to that girl in my imagination...

/too bad she is very, VERY mormon.


King Arthur Graham Chapman said it the best: "Tis a pity"

Her Skyrim video
 
2012-08-04 10:11:33 PM  

Earguy: has to pay cash to do so.


The cash is given back if the appeal is accepted. It's a way to keep coaches from filing bogus protests. If the protest is found to have merit, the money is given back, regardless of whether it's upheld or not.
 
2012-08-04 10:12:30 PM  
"The New Normal"...how many stereotypes can we cram into one show?

I'm not seeing many likeable characters on that show, I'm not optimistic for its longevity.

Not to mention the protests from you usual suspects.
 
2012-08-04 10:13:35 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling

The things I have done to that girl in my imagination...

/too bad she is very, VERY mormon.


Yeah you had a chance to penis her had she been a practicing Klingon Baptist or Jedi. Not a mormon though. Those are too freaky and dig MFFFFF 6 way marriages and cuddle sessions.
 
2012-08-04 10:14:20 PM  

Polish Hussar: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling

The things I have done to that girl in my imagination...

/too bad she is very, VERY mormon.

King Arthur Graham Chapman said it the best: "Tis a pity"

Her Skyrim video


I'd give her an arrow to the knee, if you know what I mean, and you think I do.
 
2012-08-04 10:15:22 PM  

Earguy: "The New Normal"...how many stereotypes can we cram into one show?


Reminds me of what happened today:
"At the Olympics, Serena Williams made a gesture widely known as a rallying call for the terrorist group known as the 'Crips'" -Fox news
 
2012-08-04 10:15:28 PM  
Do the runners in the back kinda know they have no chance, and it's all about Olympic Village sex and touring London...or are they on the track, just going...sheeeeeeiiiiiiiitttt...
 
2012-08-04 10:16:06 PM  

mikaloyd: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling

The things I have done to that girl in my imagination...

/too bad she is very, VERY mormon.

Yeah you had a chance to penis her had she been a practicing Klingon Baptist or Jedi. Not a mormon though. Those are too freaky and dig MFFFFF 6 way marriages and cuddle sessions.


Klingon Baptist made me snort........I think honor duels would spice up the Sunday morning rituals nicely.
 
2012-08-04 10:17:00 PM  

Earguy: Do the runners in the back kinda know they have no chance, and it's all about Olympic Village sex and touring London...or are they on the track, just going...sheeeeeeiiiiiiiitttt...


Depends on the particular runner. Some it's the former, some it's the latter.
 
2012-08-04 10:17:19 PM  

Earguy: Do the runners in the back kinda know they have no chance, and it's all about Olympic Village sex and touring London...or are they on the track, just going...sheeeeeeiiiiiiiitttt...


Yes.
 
2012-08-04 10:17:26 PM  

Earguy: Do the runners in the back kinda know they have no chance, and it's all about Olympic Village sex and touring London...or are they on the track, just going...sheeeeeeiiiiiiiitttt...


Why tour London when the Olympic Village orgy's a-callin'?
 
2012-08-04 10:17:53 PM  
"Technology changes everything" commercial with kids:

"And I can get pictures of naked ladies on this thing!"
 
2012-08-04 10:19:23 PM  

mikaloyd: cuddle sessions.

www.thehulltruth.com
 
2012-08-04 10:20:05 PM  

ariseatex: Earguy: Do the runners in the back kinda know they have no chance, and it's all about Olympic Village sex and touring London...or are they on the track, just going...sheeeeeeiiiiiiiitttt...

Why tour London when the Olympic Village orgy's a-callin'?


Could you just imagine one of those little (over 18) gymnasts and some NBA baller with a giant hog hooking up?

And some guy's buddies razzing him because he tagged that female weightlifter?
 
2012-08-04 10:21:39 PM  

Earguy: Could you just imagine one of those little (over 18) gymnasts and some NBA baller with a giant hog hooking up?


Age of consent in England is 16....
 
2012-08-04 10:22:08 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: mikaloyd: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: star_topology: Zelda at the Olympics? Yes, please.

/bonus Windows 7 Shutdown sound at 0:10

Speaking of cute girls and Zelda, Lindsey Sterling

The things I have done to that girl in my imagination...

/too bad she is very, VERY mormon.

Yeah you had a chance to penis her had she been a practicing Klingon Baptist or Jedi. Not a mormon though. Those are too freaky and dig MFFFFF 6 way marriages and cuddle sessions.

Klingon Baptist made me snort........I think honor duels would spice up the Sunday morning rituals nicely.


What that might look like
 
2012-08-04 10:22:21 PM  

WhyteRaven74: Earguy: Could you just imagine one of those little (over 18) gymnasts and some NBA baller with a giant hog hooking up?

Age of consent in England is 16....


I don't care, 16 is too young to get banged by some 30 year old.
 
2012-08-04 10:23:53 PM  
NBCs commercials are longer than their Long Jump coverage.
 
2012-08-04 10:25:05 PM  
LOL, on the first jump they showed Claye with a big lump in his pants...second time, the shot was waist-up.
 
2012-08-04 10:26:42 PM  

Earguy: WhyteRaven74: Earguy: Could you just imagine one of those little (over 18) gymnasts and some NBA baller with a giant hog hooking up?

Age of consent in England is 16....

I don't care, 16 is too young to get banged by some 30 year old.


IIRC, half your age +7 years or the age of consent in your jurisdiction, whichever is older, is the traditional standard for the minimum age of your sexual partner. CSB: A friend of mine in law school who was in his early 30's briefly dated a 19 year old. It did not work out well.
 
2012-08-04 10:27:01 PM  
i think and African-American-Jamaican will gold medal in the running event.
 
2012-08-04 10:27:44 PM  

Earguy: LOL, on the first jump they showed Claye with a big lump in his pants...second time, the shot was waist-up.


he must be a hard sleeper
 
2012-08-04 10:28:31 PM  

Earguy: LOL, on the first jump they showed Claye with a big lump in his pants...second time, the shot was waist-up.


My partner and I are loving the track-and-field coverage. Never has it been so clear that so many runners aren't wearing underwear.

/This afternoon's coverage wasn't bad either
//Men's volleyball for the jocks, men's water polo for the bears
///Slashies come (giggity) in threes
 
2012-08-04 10:31:21 PM  
They should have little flags following them.
 
2012-08-04 10:32:23 PM  

Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.


Agreed, like NASCAR does, or Kentucky Derby.
 
2012-08-04 10:32:26 PM  

Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.


Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool
 
2012-08-04 10:33:11 PM  
Hell of a race.
 
2012-08-04 10:34:05 PM  

Earguy: Hell of a race.


WR USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-08-04 10:34:20 PM  
Managed to grab some BBC One earlier today via Proxy.

The Junior running events were interesting. Lots of slow-mo. Also the lying flat on their backs, washboard stomachs heaving post exertion, camera catching a few extra inches of daylight down the abdomen as they lie there. That was interesting also.
 
2012-08-04 10:35:50 PM  
cdn.everyjoe.com
 
2012-08-04 10:36:03 PM  
Ta Daa.
 
2012-08-04 10:37:23 PM  
That's totally not fair... The US swimmer is getting a push from that yellow line moving across the pool.
 
2012-08-04 10:38:20 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: That's totally not fair... The US swimmer is getting a push from that yellow line moving across the pool.


they should swim with their medals on, to make things fair.
 
2012-08-04 10:39:12 PM  

Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool


The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.
 
2012-08-04 10:40:22 PM  

Earguy: [cdn.everyjoe.com image 333x477]


For me to see her right foot toes, she must have one helk of a long big toe.
 
2012-08-04 10:41:18 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool

The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.


Give it ten years. I have a feeling they'll be doing this by then.
 
2012-08-04 10:43:32 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool

The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.


Imagine if they did exactly that. Use the footage from the world record race and put a ghost of the current world record swimmer(s) in the pool. Tupac has given a concert from beyond the grave in hologram form, I'm sure it's within their technological abilities.
 
2012-08-04 10:43:57 PM  

ariseatex: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Polish Hussar: Kenny B: They should have little flags following them.

Yeah, that would be neat. I like how they have the world record line on the pool

The problem I have with that is it assumes a constant pace throughout the event. It would be biatchin if they could make it mimic the actual record holding race, like racing a ghost in Mario Kart.

Give it ten years. I have a feeling they'll be doing this by then.


Of course then you have to account for "And then on the last 50, she ended up lunging forward and beating Ryan Lochte" vs. "And then she was up by 10 seconds but dead tired, so she laid off". Constant's good enough.

/Especially relays.
 
2012-08-04 10:44:23 PM  
I missed the first hour-and-a-half of tonight. Have they already done the men's swimming relay? (AKA. The Last Event Ever For Phelps?)
 
2012-08-04 10:44:51 PM  
I bothers me that Jeter pronounces her name that way.
 
2012-08-04 10:44:53 PM  

Jon H: Earguy: [cdn.everyjoe.com image 333x477]

For me to see her right foot toes, she must have one helk of a long big toe.


As a photographer, I can tell you that those may not be her shoes, and they may not be her size.
 
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