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2012-08-04 11:59:21 PM

YouSirAreAMaroon: Socks should match trousers Costas you pricked.


To match the socks to the pants is fey. To match e socks to the shoes is taste.
 
2012-08-04 11:59:46 PM

pivazena: They probably go faster on the flip than when swimming in open water. 2x more flip turns


Bingo
 
2012-08-05 12:00:11 AM

mikaloyd: PaulieattheTap: It appears that Michael is wearing lipstick in this interview.

Today is stick it to Chick fil a day


Chaz the Intolerant Chick-fil-A Chicken
 
2012-08-05 12:00:18 AM
He should do like Michael Jordan. Come out of retirement to play Baseball in Birmingham.
 
2012-08-05 12:00:26 AM

TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"


Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.
 
2012-08-05 12:00:47 AM

msupf: YouSirAreAMaroon: Socks should match trousers Costas you pricked.

To match the socks to the pants is fey. To match e socks to the shoes is taste.


Gene Wilder is a wise man
 
2012-08-05 12:00:53 AM
the record in the short course 1500 btw is 14:10.10 so over 20 seconds faster than what Yang just did in a 50 meter pool.
 
2012-08-05 12:01:12 AM
Michael Jordan became the greatest basketball player of all time. I can hang up my suit knowing that I was able to do that.

----------

Michael Phelps retires as the greatest basketball player of all time?
 
2012-08-05 12:01:52 AM

Kenny B: He should do like Michael Jordan. Come out of retirement to play Baseball in Birmingham.


2016 Michael Phelps Olympic Golf champion
 
2012-08-05 12:01:55 AM

WhyteRaven74: YouSirAreAMaroon: Socks should match trousers Costas you pricked.

Better when they don't or rather can be better when they don't


Can be. Definitely should never match shoes. It looks like he's wearing jackboots.
 
2012-08-05 12:01:56 AM
I just noticed, the Olympic threads seem to largely also consist of the hockey farkers. At least the ones I tagged.
 
2012-08-05 12:02:02 AM
NBC has to talk over everything rather than just show you the image. A great producer would have realized the perfect sendoff to tonight's coverage would just be no speaking, just watch Phelps during the ceremony and when the anthem ends, the coverage fades out.
 
2012-08-05 12:03:01 AM

msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.


Jailbait.
 
2012-08-05 12:03:02 AM

mikaloyd: PaulieattheTap: It appears that Michael is wearing lipstick in this interview.

Today is stick it to Chick fil a day


You make me Laugh! A Laurel & Hardy out loud type laugh! Right from the belly and all through the body type laugh.
 
2012-08-05 12:04:01 AM

Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.


Not in England, lower age of consent.
 
2012-08-05 12:04:28 AM

PaulieattheTap: mikaloyd: PaulieattheTap: It appears that Michael is wearing lipstick in this interview.

Today is stick it to Chick fil a day

You make me Laugh! A Laurel & Hardy out loud type laugh! Right from the belly and all through the body type laugh.


Thank you
 
2012-08-05 12:05:11 AM
I said it upthread, but if you want something before bed, try to find Curtis Martin's HOF speech. Amazing and heartbreaking speech that really no one saw coming.

Damn, local news says a man broke into the local hospital and ran into the hospital to shot and kill his wife who was already in ICU. Scary way to start
 
2012-08-05 12:06:20 AM
If I was an Olympic athlete my goal would be to get the shortest and tallest women on the Olympic squad.
 
2012-08-05 12:06:23 AM

msupf: Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.

Not in England, lower age of consent.


Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?
 
2012-08-05 12:07:25 AM

mikaloyd: Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?


It's been mentioned on Fark tons of times. Also in England a 16 year old can legally pose topless, it's why there have been 16 and 17 year olds as Page 3 girls in The Sun.
 
2012-08-05 12:07:28 AM

mikaloyd: msupf: Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.

Not in England, lower age of consent.

Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?


With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.
 
2012-08-05 12:08:34 AM

TheManofPA: With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.


There's a Wikipedia page that lists ages of consent all over the world and in every US state
 
2012-08-05 12:10:00 AM

TheManofPA: mikaloyd: msupf: Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.

Not in England, lower age of consent.

Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?

With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.


Why publish a book when all of the important information is on Wikipedia?
 
2012-08-05 12:10:17 AM
I'm outta here. I volunteered to help at a golf tournament tomorrow at 11am.

Should be fun. We have more beer than the teams can drink.

/Hope the rain stays away.
 
2012-08-05 12:11:17 AM

WhyteRaven74: It's been mentioned on Fark tons of times. Also in England a 16 year old can legally pose topless, it's why there have been 16 and 17 year olds as Page 3 girls in The Sun.


Good to know. Or something. I guess.
 
2012-08-05 12:11:18 AM

WhyteRaven74: mikaloyd: Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?

It's been mentioned on Fark tons of times. Also in England a 16 year old can legally pose topless, it's why there have been 16 and 17 year olds as Page 3 girls in The Sun.


I just checked it out (wiki so take with what you will) and it turns out that law was changed in 2003. Not sure if it works backwards, but now you have to be 18.

By backwards if you own a page 3 with a 16 year old, I don't know if that is child porn in England now or not.

Weird to see how different the laws are between here and there (yes i know states are diff too). I just can't imagine the idea of laws lower than 18. Just seems icky.
 
2012-08-05 12:11:41 AM

TheManofPA: mikaloyd: msupf: Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.

Not in England, lower age of consent.

Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?

With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.


It was mentioned before in the threads during the gymnastics. There was also an article talking about that was why this years Olympics had such a large initial order of condoms.
 
2012-08-05 12:13:04 AM

WhyteRaven74: TheManofPA: With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.

There's a Wikipedia page that lists ages of consent all over the world and in every US state


Polish Hussar: TheManofPA: mikaloyd: msupf: Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.

Not in England, lower age of consent.

Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?

With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.

Why publish a book when all of the important information is on Wikipedia?


You both replied back to that way too quick. Pay no attention to that "Flowers by Irene" van outside your house. Your neighbors told me they placed a midnight order.
 
2012-08-05 12:13:11 AM
Now my local news tells me about Olympic shiat that never got broadcasted.
 
2012-08-05 12:14:25 AM

TheManofPA: By backwards if you own a page 3 with a 16 year old, I don't know if that is child porn in England now or not.


Considering the The Sun website has some of those pictures? I dare say it's just fine.
 
2012-08-05 12:14:28 AM

TheManofPA: WhyteRaven74: TheManofPA: With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.

There's a Wikipedia page that lists ages of consent all over the world and in every US state

Polish Hussar: TheManofPA: mikaloyd: msupf: Charlie Freak: msupf: TheManofPA: I really wish he would say something non-PC like a Constanza-like "I'd like to bang a really tall girl. You know, like the Aussie women's hoop center"

Eh, he's already likely farked missy Franklin, she's tall enough.

Jailbait.

Not in England, lower age of consent.

Do you have a list of this or did you memorize it for travelling?

With amazon self-publishing, I'm surprised no one has actually put together a book on these things.

Why publish a book when all of the important information is on Wikipedia?

You both replied back to that way too quick. Pay no attention to that "Flowers by Irene" van outside your house. Your neighbors told me they placed a midnight order.


Ha! I'm not in my house
 
2012-08-05 12:15:37 AM

TheManofPA: You both replied back to that way too quick.


This is Fark, and you find it odd two of us responded so fast? ;)
 
2012-08-05 12:21:19 AM
This thread makes me feel scared and vulnerable Mr Polanski
 
2012-08-05 12:27:12 AM

Kenny B: Now my local news tells me about Olympic shiat that never got broadcasted.


I'm curious, what all did they not mention in the NBC coverage? I would hope that they show the domination in the Olympic stadium by GB for one? It was nice for example that GB's Mo Farah and American Galen Rupp won 1-2 seeing as how they're really good friends off the track.

To put Galen Rupp's silver into perspective, no American has metaled in the event since 1964.
 
2012-08-05 12:28:19 AM

bbfreak: Kenny B: Now my local news tells me about Olympic shiat that never got broadcasted.

I'm curious, what all did they not mention in the NBC coverage? I would hope that they show the domination in the Olympic stadium by GB for one? It was nice for example that GB's Mo Farah and American Galen Rupp won 1-2 seeing as how they're really good friends off the track.

To put Galen Rupp's silver into perspective, no American has metaled in the event since 1964.


NBC showed that
 
2012-08-05 12:28:49 AM

bbfreak: , what all did they not mention in the NBC coverage?


women's discus final comes to mind, results of a bunch of games, medals in a few sports.
 
2012-08-05 12:34:13 AM

WhyteRaven74: bbfreak: , what all did they not mention in the NBC coverage?

women's discus final comes to mind, results of a bunch of games, medals in a few sports.


Is there an age of consent for discus biatches? Or are they allowed to f*ck anybody they can catch and knock down for humanitarian reasons?
 
2012-08-05 12:40:06 AM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Does her shirt say DAYUM ?
 
2012-08-05 12:52:45 AM

bbfreak: Kenny B: Now my local news tells me about Olympic shiat that never got broadcasted.

I'm curious, what all did they not mention in the NBC coverage? I would hope that they show the domination in the Olympic stadium by GB for one? It was nice for example that GB's Mo Farah and American Galen Rupp won 1-2 seeing as how they're really good friends off the track.

To put Galen Rupp's silver into perspective, no American has metaled in the event since 1964.


Never saw any footage of the Track guy walking out of a race until after the Phelps interview.
 
2012-08-05 12:58:27 AM
Huh huh, "pursuit". I'd pursue that!

Actually, I probably wouldn't... I'd just sit and stare and not so much as make eye contact.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-05 01:01:44 AM
GOO!! WTF was that????
 
2012-08-05 01:04:35 AM

GoldSpider: GOO!! WTF was that????


Rosanne Barr streaking?
 
2012-08-05 01:12:30 AM
NBC Womens Pole Vault qualifying was not broadcasted. 3 words- Pay-Per-View. They'd make millions.
 
2012-08-05 01:16:56 AM

Kenny B: NBC Womens Pole Vault qualifying was not broadcasted. 3 words- Pay-Per-View. They'd make millions.


That was what I was looking for, I have a friend that is a coach for Slovania and wanted to see his girl jump. I found the replay on NBC's site, but its the full 4+ hour morning session, talk about finding a needle in a haystack.

You would think with NBC's quest to edit the crap out of things, they could edit up smaller replays, with the sports being put together.

/Just as well, the woman I was looking for didn't qualify.
//Still would like to seen it though.
 
2012-08-05 01:36:15 AM

DancingElkCondor: Great day for Great Britain. The greatest Olympic day in their history. Six Gold Medals. Big congrats to the British Olympic Team and all our British Farkers


Thank you! A great day to be a Brit, but still fark NBC for their craptastic coverage.
 
2012-08-05 01:57:53 AM
Wow, I just looked at the list of "celebrities" who are on Stars Earn Stripes. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel, maybe you get one star if you put Crewes and Cain together. Eve's probably the third biggest person on the show and she's only probably WWE's 5th biggest Diva (Yelly Kelly, AJ, Beth, and dammit I'm counting Kharma when Vince unswerves life).

These promos have now just made me sadder.

See ya in the spoiler thread. I'm ready to watch Murray cry. It'll be tears of joy or tears of "oh so close" but dammit, we know he is going to give NBC the tears they want. I just hope the crowd goes 100 percent him for once and not for Roger. They owe him that after the speech at Wimbledon.
 
2012-08-05 02:04:58 AM
When will I see more of this?

media.nesn.com
 
2012-08-05 02:40:34 AM
And these pot heads.

cdn.lastangryfan.com
 
2012-08-05 07:08:08 AM
Can we get a new real-time thread?
 
2012-08-05 07:29:48 AM

WhyteRaven74: If I was an Olympic athlete my goal would be to get the shortest and tallest women on the Olympic squad.


So you'd end up in jail thanks to the underage gymnast and pulverized by the basketball center. Cunning plan
 
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