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(AZ Family)   Woman completes the mother-of-the-year triathlon by popping prescription pills, driving around with a child in the back seat, and crashing into a propane tank to score her second DUI in a week   (azfamily.com) divider line 34
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2012-08-04 09:06:08 PM
Ta-Da!
 
2012-08-04 09:07:36 PM
Brianne Bird
Any argument is invalid.
 
2012-08-04 09:07:52 PM
32?? Years have been rough
 
2012-08-04 09:10:27 PM
Your parental and driving privileges are hereby revoked,crazy lady....
 
2012-08-04 09:11:47 PM
I thought the headline said "pooping prescription pills" and I thought it was going to be a much weirder article.
 
2012-08-04 09:14:27 PM
DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?
 
2012-08-04 09:15:16 PM
Dad?
 
2012-08-04 09:15:45 PM

ultraholland: DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?


No, she used a child (which was inside a car) to strike the propane tank, which was outside on the ground.
 
2012-08-04 09:16:56 PM

ultraholland: DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?


No, the child that was inside the car was used to strike the propane tank that was not inside the car.
 
2012-08-04 09:17:44 PM

untaken_name: ultraholland: DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?

No, she used a child (which was inside a car) to strike the propane tank, which was outside on the ground.


DAMN YOU!
 
2012-08-04 09:17:53 PM

Hanky: 32?? Years have been rough


As a person who has recently achieved 33 years on this planet, and not been entirely kind to my body in the process - I have to agree, that is a rough 32.
 
2012-08-04 09:19:38 PM

HMS_Blinkin: untaken_name: ultraholland: DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?

No, she used a child (which was inside a car) to strike the propane tank, which was outside on the ground.

DAMN YOU!


Just think of it as evidence that you had the correct interpretation (since it came from multiple independent sources). Oh, and also evidence that you should type faster. :)
 
2012-08-04 09:23:40 PM
She so pwetty.
 
2012-08-04 09:25:48 PM
remember kids Seroquel (and other anti-pychotic) drugs are NOT prescription. only Schedule II thru V
 
2012-08-04 09:27:28 PM
Now THAT'S going for the gold.
 
2012-08-04 09:28:17 PM

untaken_name: ultraholland: DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?

No, she used a child (which was inside a car) to strike the propane tank, which was outside on the ground.


No, the DUI suspect hit a pregnant propane tank in a car.
 
2012-08-04 09:34:40 PM
Prescription drugs are bad?
 
2012-08-04 09:36:21 PM
 
2012-08-04 09:37:07 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: No, the DUI suspect hit a pregnant propane tank in a car.

now things are getting juicy
 
2012-08-04 09:42:48 PM
In my day, the moms kept us up front and without seat belts.

This is a pussy entry in the MotY contest.
 
2012-08-04 09:46:37 PM
Angry, tired old whores at MADD up to their same old sh*t again. Get over it biatches - the trophy wife he left you for is superior in all ways.
 
2012-08-04 09:51:08 PM

Atypical Person Reading Fark: In my day, the moms kept us up front and without seat belts.

This is a pussy entry in the MotY contest.


No, no. The most agile moms piled everyone in the backseat and could slap them all into submission while smoking a cigarette and driving.
 
2012-08-04 09:51:54 PM
"Well I hope she didn't damage the propane or propane accessories"
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2012-08-04 10:13:26 PM
Came for Hank Hill, leaving happy...
 
2012-08-04 10:21:14 PM
Just looking to see if it's my friends soon-to-be ex-wife.

Carry on
 
2012-08-04 10:24:24 PM
Always go for the gold. Gotta be in it to win it.
 
2012-08-04 10:33:24 PM
ksaz.images.worldnow.com
 
2012-08-04 10:52:45 PM
Could have gotten a Darwin had the propane exploded killing her and the kid.
 
2012-08-04 11:20:49 PM
In a surprising twist to this story it's Maricopa county, AZ, so the sheriff will make her wear pink underwear.

/don't ask
 
2012-08-04 11:46:53 PM
DNRTFA yet and haven't read any comments but I'm betting on stoopid white trash.

*leaves to read TFA*

Damn I'm good
 
2012-08-05 02:35:19 AM

skantea: [ksaz.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]


Was she named after her eyebrows? I think they're about to start flapping and fly away.
 
2012-08-05 06:49:18 AM
instain.
 
2012-08-05 07:35:53 AM

Hanky: 32?? Years have been rough


Amen!
 
2012-08-05 12:18:10 PM
A ball gag could fix that problem.
 
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