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(NJ.com)   Which is worst, a felon snatching a necklace from a: A.) 3-year-old girl B.) 71-year-old grandmother C.) 3-year-old girl being held by her 71-year-old grandmother?   (nj.com) divider line 39
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2012-08-04 07:29:48 PM
How did he talk the grandmother into holding the kid for him?
 
2012-08-04 07:32:03 PM
Well, when you do something like that, you just gotta punch the kid in the face afterwords.

It's only polite.
 
2012-08-04 07:35:14 PM
He's lucky he's in jail.
/Where i am from people would have taken care of him with razors, hot dirty water, and hammers
 
2012-08-04 07:35:25 PM
D.) A 71-year old grandmother snatching a necklace from a felon being held by a 3-year-old girl.


/Things are tough all over
 
2012-08-04 07:37:42 PM
Which is worse
 
2012-08-04 07:38:42 PM
Let's look at the facts: We know the man is 32. The Grandmother is 71, the child 3. What if, when the man was 20 (12 years ago) the 59 year old woman offered to pay him for sex. After the lovemaking, she ripped off her pearl necklace and threw it back at him, saying she wouldn't pay. 12 years on, the man sees the woman who stiffed him and wants his payment. The child didn't pay for the necklace, the grandmother didn't pay for the sex. This could really be justice. The fact the man shook his head when bail was set could be indication not of remorse, but of a sense of perceived injustice.
 
2012-08-04 07:39:16 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: He's lucky he's in jail.
/Where i am from people would have taken care of him with razors, hot dirty water, and hammers


And a back ho
 
2012-08-04 07:41:15 PM
Woodson was in prison from July 28, 2000 to Nov. 15, 2001 and Sept. 19, 2002 to May 12, 2006 for three counts each of drug distribution within 1,000 feet of a school, and drug possession, corrections records say.

On Tuesday, a 55-year-old woman who was standing with her grandchildren on the corner of Forrest and Bergen avenues was robbed of a gold chain by someone riding a bicycle.


/And ripping the necklace off a baby. Way to stay classy douche-bag. Why can't i ever see shiat like this happen and be there to curb stomp the offending prick as he so richly deserves? Oh yes, i moved out of the city to get away from these types of people and their ilk.
 
2012-08-04 07:41:35 PM
[Reads article]

Clearly this man is innocent. A victim of profiling.

Grandma probably carelessly lost the necklace, and was stalking the neighborhood, looking for some poor soul to blame it on.
 
2012-08-04 07:42:51 PM
Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?
 
2012-08-04 07:43:23 PM

Acharne: Let's look at the facts: We know the man is 32. The Grandmother is 71, the child 3. What if, when the man was 20 (12 years ago) the 59 year old woman offered to pay him for sex. After the lovemaking, she ripped off her pearl necklace and threw it back at him, saying she wouldn't pay. 12 years on, the man sees the woman who stiffed him and wants his payment. The child didn't pay for the necklace, the grandmother didn't pay for the sex. This could really be justice. The fact the man shook his head when bail was set could be indication not of remorse, but of a sense of perceived injustice.



I like your version better.
 
2012-08-04 07:44:25 PM

dryknife: Which is worse


Which is Worcestershire?
 
2012-08-04 07:45:20 PM

phrawgh: Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?



That's what Mr. Felon said.
 
2012-08-04 07:45:39 PM
The real question here is will this man's right to vote be restored in time for him to vote for Obama.

/yeah. I went there.
 
2012-08-04 07:47:22 PM
I don't see this thread going anywhere good, so I'll just turn 360 degrees and walk away.
 
2012-08-04 07:50:09 PM
static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-08-04 07:53:49 PM
crack isn't free, you know
 
2012-08-04 07:54:31 PM
I read that as "feline". It must be Caturday.
 
2012-08-04 08:02:52 PM
Is it wrong of me that I correctly guessed the race before clicking the the link, should I feel bad?
 
2012-08-04 08:09:09 PM

Devolving_Spud: I read that as "feline". It must be Caturday.


why do i think of Michelena's TV dinners whenever i hear Caturday??

maybe cause it sounds like Catalina. another italian name.
 
2012-08-04 08:10:09 PM

Dwangerous: Is it wrong of me that I correctly guessed the race before clicking the the link, should I feel bad?


No, as long as you realize that his race is not what made him commit the crime.
 
2012-08-04 08:11:38 PM

phrawgh: Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?


That's something I can't figure out, either.

Doesn't make a lot of sense.
 
2012-08-04 08:11:43 PM

phrawgh: Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?


My guess? It wasn't actually all that valuable, but Mr. Super Smart Criminal was too damned stupid to make that logic jump. It was probably plated crap from some Walmartesque store.

/just a guess
//I could be wrong
///a 3-year-old wearing pricey bling would be stupid as fark but people are stupid
 
2012-08-04 08:14:12 PM

phrawgh: Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?


cause they wanna be farked
 
2012-08-04 08:16:11 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: phrawgh: Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?

cause they wanna be farked


Wouldn't a tramp stamp be safer and more effective?

Maybe a skimpy romper?
 
2012-08-04 08:25:31 PM

Dwangerous: Is it wrong of me that I correctly guessed the race before clicking the the link, should I feel bad?


Maybe a little, but thats nowhere near as bad as the article comments.
 
2012-08-04 08:26:41 PM

dryknife: Which is worse


That and didn't we play this game earlier in the week?
Lemmi guess... Latino, Catholic, Baptism bling?
[checks article]...

Holy Crap... AGAIN?!? doesn't anybody keep up with the news anymore?
 
2012-08-04 08:32:44 PM

Dwangerous: Is it wrong of me that I correctly guessed the race before clicking the the link, should I feel bad?


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-08-04 08:40:07 PM
Meh. I've snatched younger.

/Yeah, yeah, I know
//I'm taking my seat right over there
 
2012-08-04 08:46:50 PM

GloomCookie613: My guess? It wasn't actually all that valuable, but Mr. Super Smart Criminal was too damned stupid to make that logic jump. It was probably plated crap from some Walmartesque store.


You never know.

A cruel thug ripped a $400 gold chain off the neck of a 3-year-old boy who was sitting in his stroller and being pushed by his mom in Bedford-Stuyvesant in Brooklyn on Tuesday
 
2012-08-04 09:21:28 PM

BigNumber12: I don't see this thread going anywhere good, so I'll just turn 360 degrees and walk away.


Could you grab me an X-box while you're out?
 
2012-08-04 09:36:34 PM

phrawgh: Why the f@rk are 3 year olds wearing valuable jewellery anyway?


Who said it was valuable? All that glitters is not 18kt gold.
 
2012-08-04 10:50:27 PM
This is why drugs need to be legalized. If this dude could have just gotten high in an Opium den after work, he'd never have entered the system.

Jail is a career killer. Especially for felons. You have no legitimate way to reintegrate into society after that. So you HAVE to turn to crime again every time you get out because there's so few ways to make a buck otherwise.

Ice T was involved with robberies and drugs. He didn't get caught. Now he's a respectable member of society. Crime doesn't always make you into a career criminal. Lifelong punishment, on the other hand, does.
 
2012-08-04 11:19:24 PM

Dwangerous: Is it wrong of me that I correctly guessed the race before clicking the the link, should I feel bad?


Nope. Same here. Easy money on that bet.
 
2012-08-04 11:31:26 PM

onomatopoeon: Dwangerous: Is it wrong of me that I correctly guessed the race before clicking the the link, should I feel bad?

Nope. Same here. Easy money on that bet.


Yeah. Everyone's outraged, but no one ever takes the bet.
 
2012-08-05 12:49:23 AM
*click*


yup.
 
2012-08-05 05:46:24 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: He's lucky he's in jail.
/Where i am from people would have taken care of him with razors, hot dirty water, and hammers


Dig that scene.
 
2012-08-05 01:10:54 PM
Brat worst.
 
2012-08-05 01:31:05 PM
Is this the thread where we act all shocked and butthurt because Latinos put jewelry on toddlers?
 
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