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2012-08-04 08:41:05 PM
John Dewey: Not sexy enough.

This
 
2012-08-04 08:54:31 PM
i1238.photobucket.com

No.
 
2012-08-04 09:00:12 PM
Yes.

/and they will continue to be too offensively sexistly sexy until male vollyballers are required to wear the exact same outfits.
 
2012-08-04 09:09:16 PM
This should be the indoor uniform too. Also soccer, and select tennis players and golfers.
 
2012-08-04 09:10:00 PM
Max Awesome: Yes.

/and they will continue to be too offensively sexistly sexy until male vollyballers are required to wear the exact same outfits.


Uh, what there sholders are too broad for (I can't come up with a rational response, cause I so upset).

You are upseting me. You are NOT awesome so.
 
2012-08-04 09:20:14 PM
they're too restrictive.

T-backs and pasties should be the uniform. nothing more.
 
2012-08-04 09:25:35 PM
No.

Yesterday, I saw a short bit of USA women vs Russia (I think). The Russians had a very tall, very beautiful player. She was the hottest player I've seen so far. Who among you can produce some stills of that player?
 
2012-08-04 09:41:44 PM
Are women's beach volleyball uniforms too sexy?

That's a thing?
 
2012-08-04 09:47:34 PM
No

/can somebody explain exactly what the fingers behind the back are supposed to indicate?
 
2012-08-04 10:05:46 PM
Yes. I insist that they remove them immediately.
 
2012-08-04 10:09:05 PM
cdn1.hark.com
 
2012-08-04 10:10:49 PM
Mugato: They have to get people to sit and watch volleyball. They should be stark naked.

OK, I can see that, if the benches are padded and each seat has a cup holder.

...or did you mean the players?
 
2012-08-04 10:10:57 PM
FloydA: That may be the worst question in the history of questions.

You know, I have you favorited as "homebrewer," but that almost seems like too narrow a definition anymore. Because this is exactly what I thought, word for word, when I saw the headline.
 
2012-08-04 10:11:25 PM
Take off the bikini or GTFO!!!
 
2012-08-04 10:35:25 PM
www.drunktiki.com
 
2012-08-04 10:36:52 PM
oMaJoJ: No

/can somebody explain exactly what the fingers behind the back are supposed to indicate?



Here you go.


/this may or may not be an excuse to focus on certain callipygian qualities
 
2012-08-04 10:38:48 PM
I never had sex with one.
 
2012-08-04 10:44:00 PM
the sport should be the focal point, after a couple rallies, except for beach volleyball- i think the girls don't mind wearing those outfits, they have the say,
 
2012-08-04 10:47:35 PM
RussianPooper: [cdn1.hark.com image 304x240]

Haha, I beat you to an obscure reference! PWNAGE!
 
2012-08-04 11:02:34 PM
robertus: FloydA: That may be the worst question in the history of questions.

You know, I have you favorited as "homebrewer,"


orly? Are you a brewer? Seattle local? Because I've just got a decent harvest off my cherry tree and we're thinking of doing a cherry dunkelweizen. EIP
 
2012-08-04 11:22:24 PM
It depends on how fugly the beach volleyball player in question is.
The hotter she is, the less she should be made to wear. It's the only way to appreciate the majesty and "skill" of the "sport".
 
2012-08-04 11:25:58 PM
puckrock2000: oMaJoJ: No

/can somebody explain exactly what the fingers behind the back are supposed to indicate?


Here you go.

/this may or may not be an excuse to focus on certain callipygian qualities


Thanks
 
2012-08-04 11:34:33 PM
mjg: [cojmc.unl.edu image 649x448]

FENGA PAPITS!!!
 
2012-08-04 11:40:39 PM
no.

and really? wtf, people
 
2012-08-04 11:58:30 PM
NO, for the love of... Just NO
 
2012-08-05 12:12:55 AM
Why the fark are male beach volleyball players in loose shorts and tops? They need to be shirtless and in skimpy speedos.

Every four years I get to see some hot male bodies. Where the hell are the ass and crotch shots for the female horndogs?
 
2012-08-05 12:46:37 AM
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Noooooooooooo!!!
 
2012-08-05 12:51:41 AM
RicosRoughnecks: [external.ak.fbcdn.net image 320x180]

Noooooooooooo!!!


Beat me! Damnit! Well, I'm still gonna post mine with ani-gif goodness (thnx mods for the new limits!)

i291.photobucket.com

/no
 
2012-08-05 12:54:18 AM
Is this a trick question? Because they dropped the charges.
 
2012-08-05 12:59:42 AM
cdn.overclock.net
 
2012-08-05 01:06:32 AM
Thanks for the Meme-ries: Great minds think alike
 
2012-08-05 01:17:28 AM
Funbags: RussianPooper: [cdn1.hark.com image 304x240]

Haha, I beat you to an obscure reference! PWNAGE!


damn!
 
2012-08-05 01:20:01 AM
pissnmoan: No.

Yesterday, I saw a short bit of USA women vs Russia (I think). The Russians had a very tall, very beautiful player. She was the hottest player I've seen so far. Who among you can produce some stills of that player?


Her? (Anastasia Vasina)

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d.yimg.com

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MOAR
 
2012-08-05 02:17:11 AM
Italian Beach Volleyball player - Why yes she should wear less.

gentsadvisor.com
 
2012-08-05 02:55:18 AM
Considering they're not sexy at all, "no".

Is it really so hard to design a suit that follows the lines and curves of the female body?
 
2012-08-05 03:05:56 AM
Menrec.com, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent question were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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2012-08-05 03:11:54 AM
No?

imgace.com
 
2012-08-05 03:56:29 AM
Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 304x240]

Is it hot in here?
 
2012-08-05 04:58:37 AM
Hey, maybe they're just as functional as they are sexy, ever think of that angry feminists?

Case in point: Misty May and Kerri Walsh decided to do away with the bikinis this year after that new rule went in place that allowed them to wear pants. How'd that work out for them?

Their undefeated set record in the Olympics (32-0) fell as they dropped a set to a bikini-clad swiss team.

Clearly their uniforms were not sexy enough...
 
2012-08-05 05:04:48 AM
No No No
 
2012-08-05 05:47:45 AM
I like a nice butt as much as the next guy, though I don't want to see butts and only butts. They'er not the only thing about an attractive woman that's pleasing to look at.
 
2012-08-05 05:57:26 AM
No.
 
2012-08-05 06:20:08 AM
Train_of_Thought: Hey, maybe they're just as functional as they are sexy, ever think of that angry feminists?

Case in point: Misty May and Kerri Walsh decided to do away with the bikinis this year after that new rule went in place that allowed them to wear pants. How'd that work out for them?

Their undefeated set record in the Olympics (32-0) fell as they dropped a set to a bikini-clad swiss team.

Clearly their uniforms were not sexy enough...


Their point that the tiny outfits are functional is shown to be less than accurate by what the men wear.

Womans beach vollyball is mixture of athletic contest and T&A. May and Walsh know this and the money is dependant on the game being popular so T&A it is.
 
2012-08-05 08:18:29 AM
Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooo.
 
2012-08-05 08:22:12 AM
No, but I want some busty-er women recruited for the sport.



Also, make it mandatory that they spank each other on the ass when they either win or lose a point. I can do without the high hugging.


That is all.
 
2012-08-05 09:10:43 AM
FloydA: robertus: FloydA: That may be the worst question in the history of questions.

You know, I have you favorited as "homebrewer,"

orly? Are you a brewer? Seattle local? Because I've just got a decent harvest off my cherry tree and we're thinking of doing a cherry dunkelweizen. EIP


Yarly! I am a brewer - still pretty green, maybe half a dozen brews under my belt, but I do makes the beer. Making an Oktoberfest Ale this afternoon once the kid goes down for her nap. I'm in Maryland, though, so I don't think I can make Cherry Dunkelweizen brew day :-)
 
2012-08-05 09:36:17 AM
You know, some people say "there's no such thing as a stupid question" and they're clearly wrong. Case in point.
 
2012-08-05 10:54:32 AM
The quiz at the end reminded me of fark:

Q: Are the uniforms to sexy?

1: Yes
2: No
3: Not sure. Show me more photos.
 
2012-08-05 10:57:59 AM
gymnasium means 'to exercise naked'.

No.

I wonder what they will be wearing in 12 years?

Saudi Arabia is never allowed to host the Olympics.
 
2012-08-05 11:01:19 AM
Why can't the men's uniforms be more sexy?
 
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