Cut him some slack. You can see what might happen if he gets too antsy.

martissimo: cman: As I said, "I think". That explanation made the most sense to me

Oh, I know, was just clarifying it, the team rules just vary by quite a bit. Hell, our swimmers are supposed to adhere to a 11pm curfew, it's routinely broken. Some teams have rules about whether athletes are allowed to even have sex in the village (Brazil's team has the opposite rule, they are encouraged to have sex). All crap your team can kick you out for though

This is why I want to go the 2016 games.

eraser8: downstairs: Yeah, I get he broke the rules... but what is the point of making the athletes stay in the Olympic Village? They're adults, aren't they?

Maybe organizers are trying to prevent another Munich?

Olympians running around, unprotected, on the streets or coming and going at all times might be an irresistible temptation to terrorists and other assorted nutjobs.

This has absolutely nothing to do with olympic rules. This is his country's olympic committee putting its own incredibly moronic rules on their athletes.

It's a team rule, a team punishment, and it's profoundly moronic. I'm with him on this one. If he stayed in the Olympic village, he could have had a shaitload of anonymous sex without anybody ever knowing. Instead, he chooses to fark his wife. One would think that that would be encouraged.

I remember the winter olympics here in utah - all the mormons was making a racket of their fears of athletes corrupting the young girls.

What the article doesn't say is that his wife is also his coach.

soaboutthat: martissimo: cman: As I said, "I think". That explanation made the most sense to me

Oh, I know, was just clarifying it, the team rules just vary by quite a bit. Hell, our swimmers are supposed to adhere to a 11pm curfew, it's routinely broken. Some teams have rules about whether athletes are allowed to even have sex in the village (Brazil's team has the opposite rule, they are encouraged to have sex). All crap your team can kick you out for though

This is why I want to go the 2016 games.

Trouble is that they're only gonna sleep with other olympic athletes. Well, or people working in the village. A farker mentioned in one thread that he was at Georgia or Georgia tech during Atlanta when they were using the dorms for the Olympic village, and a friend of his was working as a lifeguard at the pool. Apparently not many used swimsuits, orgies were common, and his friend (female, IIRC) refused to discuss if she partook.

So be an Olympic athlete, be a hot college student working in the Olympic village, or you have no chance.

miss diminutive: Should've just cybered with her.

/I put on my spandex and running shoes


Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

He broke the rules yes, but i think a reprimand would have been more appropriate then pulling him from his event.

downstairs:
Ok, I can see the ones that are under 18 or 21 or whatever... you have to have someone monitoring them.

Why? They're not Mogwais.

You just got curfew'd

Fury of 100m sprinter Kim Collins as he's axed from Olympic race... for sleeping with his own WIFE breaking his own team's rules

FTFY Anarchomitter

What an odd story. A man gets a free two week vacation from his wife and chooses to go back to her.

spawn73: downstairs:
Ok, I can see the ones that are under 18 or 21 or whatever... you have to have someone monitoring them.

Why? They're not Mogwais.

They're not Mogwais but they are children.

a brother's gotta' bust a nut before he can run a good race. damn, people.

He should have made a date with Rosey Palm and her 5 daughters.

Your Average Witty Fark User: What the article doesn't say is that his wife is also his coach.


i'm sure she's "coached" him quite a bit on several meetings.

downstairs: but what is the point of making the athletes stay in the Olympic Village?

Munich '72 is the point.

Or maybe it was because of this?

'The NOC of St Kitts & Nevis has not seen or heard from Kim Collins for the last three days,' said the NOC's general secretary Alphonso Bridgewater. 'We are unaware of his whereabouts.'

eraser8: downstairs: Yeah, I get he broke the rules... but what is the point of making the athletes stay in the Olympic Village? They're adults, aren't they?

Maybe organizers are trying to prevent another Munich?

Olympians running around, unprotected, on the streets or coming and going at all times might be an irresistible temptation to terrorists and other assorted nutjobs.

I'm sorry, but no matter how many times I look at the dude, he doesn't look Jewish.

And you're saying the streets of London are unsafe and the security forces of the U.K. can't maintain a safe environment for the athletes and fans. Who are you, Mitt Romney?

The part left out of the Daily Fail article:

It wasn't just that he was going off to see his wife. It's that he skipped training sessions and failed to even show up to his event's registration while he was doing it.

Given that one of his events was a relay, showing up to training sessions is pretty darn important.

If it will make things better I'll sleep with her.

/Just sayin

Reporter: Kim Collins, you retired back in 2009 but came back to run in the London Olympics. Now you have been dismissed from the team for being a bonehead. Can I get a comment on that?
Collins: They have a postage stamp with my picture on it! I have my own national day in my homeland! I carried the flag to represent my nation three times! I was only getting some nookie! The president of the Olympic committee of St Kitts is jealous because he's uglier than Rosie O'Donnell and hasn't be laid in five years! The sun was in my eyes! My dog ate my homework! It's a terrorist plot!

No sympathy for those who can't hold their act together long enough to make it through the Olympics, if you can't be arsed to follow a framework of rules and obligations for what amounts to a miniscule portion of your life, then you aren't worthy of the privilege of competing.

Your Average Witty Fark User: What the article doesn't say is that his wife is also his coach.

Come on, faster faster FASTER FASTER FASTER YESYESYES

FTA: However, it could be possible his punishment is just exclusion for the 100m event as it has been reported he has still been entered in the 200m and 4x100m relay.

Fark that. If I'm not good enough to run the 100m just because I visited my wife, well, I'm probably not going to do you any favors in the 200m or 4x100m - even if I wanted to run them, the resulting drama has probably affected my game.

Heckuva job.

wrenchboy: Your Average Witty Fark User: What the article doesn't say is that his wife is also his coach.

Come on, faster faster FASTER FASTER FASTER YESYESYES

You're an idiot. Your parents must be so proud.

Well now he can see his wife whenever he wants