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(YouTube)   Rational, upstanding man explains that he didn't WANT to shriek at the worker at Chik-Fil-A. Things got a little out of hand. It's just this war and that lying son of a biatch Johnson and   (youtube.com) divider line 85
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2012-08-04 11:55:34 AM
douchebag is douchebag. Only sorry he lost his cushy job.
 
2012-08-04 12:25:08 PM
I regretted what I said from the moment I spoke the words. That's why I posted it online.
 
2012-08-04 12:30:16 PM
what a img1.fark.net
 
2012-08-04 12:33:39 PM
Well played headline Smitty! Well played!
 
2012-08-04 12:41:04 PM
You know what I think? I think you should go back home to Greenbow, ALABAMA!
 
2012-08-04 12:44:54 PM
Nice headline
 
2012-08-04 12:49:25 PM

Relatively Obscure: I regretted what I said from the moment I spoke the words. That's why I posted it online.


At least he's obviously learned his lesson by keeping his mouth shut because no one wants to hear the arrogant rants he builds up in his head.

oh wait...
 
2012-08-04 12:50:22 PM
It also kind of sounds like he wants to hook up with the drive-thru girl
 
2012-08-04 12:52:39 PM
Kudos, Subby.

/Snickers, too.
 
2012-08-04 12:54:12 PM
He's sorry there were consequences for his actions. Boo hoo.
 
2012-08-04 01:26:25 PM
His apology is 100% hetero.
 
2012-08-04 01:56:15 PM
You know those dumbfarks you work with? The ones that you wouldn't trust to feed your goldfish? This is what happens when one of them decides to stand up and be heard.
 
2012-08-04 02:04:41 PM
The first video sealed his career's coffin. This one buries it.

He spent 1 minute out of nearly 8 apologizing to Rachel, and then called her "collateral damage."

He went to work to make a personal video.

He brought over 300 voicemails of death upon his company.

And now he pours more gas on the fire.

Totally clueless. I wouldn't hire this guy to sweep floors.
 
2012-08-04 02:06:40 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The first video sealed his career's coffin. This one buries it.

He spent 1 minute out of nearly 8 apologizing to Rachel, and then called her "collateral damage."

He went to work to make a personal video.

He brought over 300 voicemails of death upon his company.

And now he pours more gas on the fire.

Totally clueless. I wouldn't hire this guy to sweep floors.


Yeah, he probably should have let things cool down before making an ass out of himself again.

/Still want Rachel to pose for Playboy
 
2012-08-04 02:15:51 PM
"I am so very sorry for the way I spoke to you..."

Bullshiat. You're only sorry that the entire world rightfully condemned you for your assholish behavior, asshole.
 
2012-08-04 02:20:34 PM
Chagrined douchebag is still douchebag
 
2012-08-04 03:29:04 PM
So, unemployment, infamy, and pretty much being despised even by the people who share the views you were trying to defend have taught you some humility? Nah, this just hit you in the wallet and you realized just how screwed you are in this economy.
 
2012-08-04 03:39:12 PM
Funny how this guy thought he was going to protest CFA's supposed hatred by spewing his own disgusting bile at some poor girl trying to earn an honest living.

Good going, idiot. Hopefully you've learned a good lesson.
 
2012-08-04 03:44:26 PM
Poor jackass is a pretty good example of why, when you feel that moment of fiery passion and moral righteousness and make a youtube video, you should put it away for a day and watch it after a good night's sleep before uploading it.
 
2012-08-04 03:53:05 PM
If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...
 
2012-08-04 03:59:41 PM

aspAddict: If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...


Oh snap.
 
2012-08-04 04:02:16 PM

aspAddict: If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...


Ooooh - wouldn't that job offer be the ultimate Fark you? I'd ALMOST respect Chick-Fil-A if they offered him a job.
 
2012-08-04 04:22:44 PM
I couldn't get past the moe howard hairdo, and the fact that he was a flaming gayster.

/just kidding, at least he's trying to make things right, but he really should man up and apologize in derpson.
 
2012-08-04 04:25:49 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: I couldn't get past the moe howard hairdo, and the fact that he was a flaming gayster.

/just kidding, at least he's trying to make things right, but he really should man up and apologize in derpson.


He tried, he says, but Rachel wouldn't talk to him, the arrogant little biatch.

/him, I mean.
 
2012-08-04 05:01:35 PM
Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.
 
2012-08-04 05:09:08 PM

aspAddict: If this guy's looking for a job, I hear that Chick Fil A is hiring...


That would be great. Start him on sweeping and mopping the floors (don't let him anywhere near the order taking spot) and let him work his way up to Fry Captain.

Welcome back to the 99% D-bag.
 
2012-08-04 05:10:22 PM

farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.


Rent-a-cop like typing detected.
 
2012-08-04 05:24:58 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.

Rent-a-cop like typing detected.


You keep using this myth. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2012-08-04 05:29:15 PM
A TRUE APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS:
1. I am sorry!
2. It is my fault!
3. What can I do to make it right?
Most of us miss the 3rd part.!
Just think about it..
 
2012-08-04 05:31:49 PM
Oh and I'm all in for Rachel in playboy as well.

/Just Sayin'
//No Really I'm Just Sayin'
 
2012-08-04 05:44:49 PM
Well crap, there goes my internet cred.
 
2012-08-04 05:46:12 PM
zzzzzzzz...
 
2012-08-04 05:49:40 PM
Anyone got a link to the original video? I never got around to watching it.
 
2012-08-04 06:00:41 PM

ThisIsntMe: Oh and I'm all in for Rachel in playboy as well.

/Just Sayin'
//No Really I'm Just Sayin'



I don't care about the douche who ranted and lost his job, this is the second reference to 'Rachel'. I demand a picture to determine if she's fapworthy.
 
2012-08-04 06:17:24 PM
4chan is going to destroy this guy.
 
2012-08-04 06:23:36 PM
"I... we have to stop rationalizing our destructive actions this way.We have to start seeing people as people. We aren't ever going to make social progress by personally attacking people. I'm clearly guilty of this."

Translation: Damn. I didn't even see you as a person because you're the automaton who makes me my chicken sandwich. Wouldn't it be great if we treated people decently?

Having had some crappy jobs in the past really helps in this process. I wish him all the best and hope he's able to find one. Say please and thank you or at least don't actively be an ass. This applies to everything, especially if you're dumb enough to post a YouTube video of it. Really easy code to follow...
 
2012-08-04 06:39:00 PM
who wants this punk asshats apology? He already proved he is a total failure at life. Politics is one thing, but taking it out on people in menial jobs is just weak.

In a few years it might blow over -- or it might not -- he kind of forgot that once you hit a certain level in life *everything* you do is under scrutiny and the internet never forgets.

Enjoy being a former CEO dumba-- .. Maybe some startup might want to take a chance on you some day. But imagine the delight of your investors when they learn you're the guy who is mostly known for screaming at a fast food worker over your dumb political views about fried chicken.
 
2012-08-04 07:11:44 PM
Moe hair
 
2012-08-04 08:20:44 PM

adeist69: ThisIsntMe: Oh and I'm all in for Rachel in playboy as well.

/Just Sayin'
//No Really I'm Just Sayin'


I don't care about the douche who ranted and lost his job, this is the second reference to 'Rachel'. I demand a picture to determine if she's fapworthy.


Judge for yourself.

/fap
 
2012-08-04 09:58:16 PM
Can't believe the girl's fiance made a blog dedicated to this event. WTF is the world coming to.
 
2012-08-04 10:06:37 PM
1%ers deserve what they bring upon themselves.
 
2012-08-04 10:07:42 PM

shotglasss: That would be great. Start him on sweeping and mopping the floors (don't let him anywhere near the order taking spot) and let him work his way up to Fry Captain.


Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-08-04 10:18:35 PM
He is wearing the same shirt in ever picture/video that I've seen of this idiot.

/That is all.
 
2012-08-04 10:25:41 PM

ThisIsntMe: A TRUE APOLOGY HAS 3 PARTS:
1. I am sorry!
2. It is my fault!
3. What can I do to make it right?
Most of us miss the 3rd part.!
Just think about it..


I missed the 2nd part. Seems like it was Chick-fil-A's fault in his opinion.

/For the record, I don't get CFA. It's OK, but, seriously, it's no Waffle House.
 
2012-08-04 10:43:14 PM
You have angered the internets and the real world. Pray that you do not anger them further. Ooops... Too late.
 
2012-08-04 11:07:34 PM

farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.


What about back and to the left?
 
2012-08-04 11:23:49 PM
he's 100% heterosexual btw.
 
2012-08-04 11:30:57 PM
pendejo
 
2012-08-04 11:34:28 PM

farkerintx: Watch the direction he's looking when he's talking....

UP and to his right = calling on imagination...ie....lying.
UP and to his left = recalling memories...ie...honesty.

This guy is full of shiat.


what is BACK and to the left then?
 
2012-08-04 11:47:38 PM
Time for you to go away for a long while, sir.
 
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