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(Detroit Free Press)   Once again it's campaign season, and once again some stupid candidate thinks drunkenly crashing into a ditch near his house earlier this year shouldn't be an issue for voters   (freep.com) divider line 25
    More: Dumbass, Plymouth Township, Plymouth, bench trial, trustees  
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2012-08-04 02:53:20 PM  
My name is Ted Kennedy, and I approve this message.
 
2012-08-04 02:58:17 PM  
The party of personal responsibility strikes again.
 
2012-08-04 03:00:20 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

He's takin' the shiat tornado right back to Oz

/First thing I think of when I think drunk driving.
 
2012-08-04 03:03:09 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: The party of personal responsibility strikes again.


Where in the article does it name Party?Either way, it's sounds like both parties are full of drunk drivers
so... vote Republican amiright
 
2012-08-04 03:03:38 PM  
The ditch had it coming
 
2012-08-04 03:09:21 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Sock Ruh Tease: The party of personal responsibility strikes again.

Where in the article does it name Party?Either way, it's sounds like both parties are full of drunk drivers
so... vote Republican amiright


I got it from this: Link
 
2012-08-04 03:09:55 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: My name is Ted Kennedy, and I approve this message.


Seriously? Three years after his death?

I guess some people are going to be obsessed with this for the rest of their lives.
 
2012-08-04 03:14:38 PM  
Was he driving a Plymouth?

'Cause the story would really come together if he was.


People would sit up and notice.
 
2012-08-04 03:22:54 PM  

farkityfarker: Seriously?


IS JOKES

Someone had to get the low-hanging fruit, and I've got the basket.
 
2012-08-04 03:23:36 PM  
www.cartoonsbyhenry.com
 
2012-08-04 03:42:00 PM  
Why are people so devoted to Ted Kennedy killing someone while irresponsibly driving a vehicle while completely ignoring Laura Bush doing the same?
 
2012-08-04 03:46:17 PM  

Lost Thought 00: The ditch had it coming


Winner!
 
2012-08-04 04:08:19 PM  

farkityfarker: Seriously? Three years after his death?

I guess some people are going to be obsessed with this for the rest of their lives.


All Dems had to do was hold him accountable for you know... killing someone.

Summoner101: Why are people so devoted to Ted Kennedy killing someone while irresponsibly driving a vehicle while completely ignoring Laura Bush doing the same?


I agree. A prominent politician in his 30s getting drunk and killing someone is exactly the same thing as a teenage girl blowing throw an intersection and killing someone. Both are irresponsible... so vote Democrat.
 
2012-08-04 04:08:54 PM  
throw... through...blah
 
2012-08-04 04:20:22 PM  
We must not leave out Patrick Kennedy.
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2012-08-04 04:26:07 PM  

Mrbogey: words


I agree with your sniveling butthurt, no one should vote for Ted Kennedy.
 
2012-08-04 04:55:35 PM  

Mrbogey: All Dems had to do was hold him accountable for you know... killing someone.


Well...to be fair, he didn't actually kill her as much as he watched her die and did nothing to help her. That WAS a good, 5-6 feet of water after all.

Nothing wrong with that, is there?
 
2012-08-04 04:59:20 PM  

DiamondDave: Mrbogey: All Dems had to do was hold him accountable for you know... killing someone.

Well...to be fair, he didn't actually kill her as much as he watched her die and did nothing to help her. That WAS a good, 5-6 feet of water after all.

Nothing wrong with that, is there?


Based on his reputation, he was drunk out of his mind at that time, a normal state for him
 
2012-08-04 05:05:28 PM  

Summoner101: Why are people so devoted to Ted Kennedy killing someone while irresponsibly driving a vehicle while completely ignoring Laura Bush doing the same?


It's never been proved that Laura was drunk. She claims she was sober when she blew the stop sign and had the accident.
 
2012-08-04 05:12:02 PM  

Mrbogey: farkityfarker: Seriously? Three years after his death?

I guess some people are going to be obsessed with this for the rest of their lives.

All Dems had to do was hold him accountable for you know... killing someone.

Summoner101: Why are people so devoted to Ted Kennedy killing someone while irresponsibly driving a vehicle while completely ignoring Laura Bush doing the same?

I agree. A prominent politician in his 30s getting drunk and killing someone is exactly the same thing as a teenage girl blowing throw an intersection and killing someone. Both are irresponsible... so vote Democrat.


Yes, but Kennedy's vehicular homicide was an accident...
 
2012-08-04 06:10:25 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: I agree with your sniveling butthurt, no one should vote for Ted Kennedy.


I'm so glad you bravely took a stand after the guy died.
 
2012-08-04 06:15:59 PM  

farkityfarker: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: My name is Ted Kennedy, and I approve this message.

Seriously? Three years after his death?

I guess some people are going to be obsessed with this for the rest of their lives.


Best 'shovel-ready' Democratic project ever.
 
2012-08-04 06:25:34 PM  
I like how he's honest enough to admit he's going to "contest the facts". He knows he did it, he knows everyone knows he did it, he just has to find the right judge to say otherwise.
 
2012-08-04 06:55:42 PM  
farkityfarker:
Seriously? Three years after his death?

I guess some people are going to be obsessed with this for the rest of their lives.


...I'm filing this one away to use in the thread for the three-year-anniversary of Joe Paterno's death.
 
2012-08-06 01:18:28 AM  
Since he wasn't caught at the car, it will probably be easy to get a lawyer to get him out of this one.....especially if he has money.
 
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