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(Daily Mail)   Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2012-08-04 03:11:56 PM
8 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Ashtrey:

Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.

I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.


That must have been a frustrating year.
2012-08-04 03:12:24 PM
5 votes:

The One True TheDavid: I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.


Man I bet your arm was tired.
2012-08-04 03:31:21 PM
3 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img6.imageshack.us image 306x430]

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."


I would recommend aluminum foil.
2012-08-04 02:48:23 PM
2 votes:
Here's a shot of her from the waist up next to the head shot of her from the news article:

i.huffpost.com

The answer is still no.
2012-08-04 02:41:46 PM
2 votes:
img6.imageshack.us

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."
2012-08-04 02:39:09 PM
2 votes:
If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.
2012-08-04 02:16:03 PM
2 votes:
Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.
2012-08-04 05:17:11 PM
1 votes:
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2012-08-04 05:12:17 PM
1 votes:
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2012-08-04 04:56:53 PM
1 votes:
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2012-08-04 04:56:03 PM
1 votes:
Just the other day I said I wasn't gonna be fooled by Fark's "HOT" descriptions anymore, yet here I am.

\knows how Charlie Brown feels about Lucy and the football.
2012-08-04 03:49:42 PM
1 votes:

bmihura: I would recommend aluminum foil.


HAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, lawd... I jammed the hell out of the Funny button for that.

Kudos!
2012-08-04 03:31:29 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.


You haven't done this, have you?

Have you?
2012-08-04 03:30:17 PM
1 votes:

Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!


I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....
2012-08-04 03:17:23 PM
1 votes:
Fark should have a filter similar to the "boobies" that scans headlines for the words "hot" and "British" or "English" and tags them more appropriately.

/Can haz eyebleach tag?
2012-08-04 03:01:35 PM
1 votes:
Hi everyone, 14 y/o f here into Justin Bieber and blumpkin, lets chat, strictly off the record of course.
2012-08-04 02:59:02 PM
1 votes:

mjg: fuzzy


Maybe she's the Loch Ness Monster.
2012-08-04 02:58:11 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.

I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.


Yup, that's why I'm here.

So, anyone want to talk about any crimes they committed? Completely off the record of course.
2012-08-04 02:54:20 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, if your Elementary School teacher had been putting out, wouldn't you have flunked a few times to keep getting some steady pussy?


Hmmm... maybe that could be turned around. Keep a 4.0 average and you get to fark one of the horny middle age teachers. OTOH, it might lead to teachers failing all the geeks and passing all the jocks. Ok, nevermind.
2012-08-04 02:52:05 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.


If you're a teenage boy with a hittable teacher on you why go to all that trouble and expense?

Use the money to buy the old teach something nice, kwame

/I hear car window tinting is cheaper than ever, a little privacy always classes things up
2012-08-04 02:45:54 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.


2 is debatable depending on the age of the kid and his options, mainly because anything is better than your hand.
2012-08-04 02:45:42 PM
1 votes:

Ashtrey: Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.


Hey, if your Elementary School teacher had been putting out, wouldn't you have flunked a few times to keep getting some steady pussy?
2012-08-04 02:36:49 PM
1 votes:
I thought we put this guy away...

www.threedonia.com
2012-08-04 02:13:11 PM
1 votes:
No, they are teenaged boys. They just want something other than their own hands wrapped around their boners. They do not care what it is, which is demonstrated by your pic
 
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