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(Daily Mail)   Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)   ( divider line
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37896 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2012 at 2:34 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-04 04:46:58 PM  
2 votes:
I live in the area. Her younger son just graduated high school last year. She was screwing her kids' classmates. Talk about farked up. Oh, and after she "quit" she worked checking IDs at a strip club.

/why does daily mail mean greenlit?
//submitted this story a month ago from the paper that broke the story..."according to the Hermiston Herald"
2012-08-04 03:26:57 PM  
2 votes:
Gotta love the double standard...a man in the same position would have his life ruined. I must congratulate the women though, you managed to get equal rights for the good stuff (like pay rates) but still seem to get out of many less desirable things like heavy.hard work and prison sentences for sex crimes.
2012-08-04 02:48:23 PM  
2 votes:
Here's a shot of her from the waist up next to the head shot of her from the news article:

The answer is still no.
2012-08-04 04:51:00 PM  
1 vote:
One more comment...

"after a lengthy police investigation" isn't right. The police gathered evidence within a couple weeks and turned it over to the DA. The DA (who was fired last year for his own sex scandal) didn't prosecute, didn't investigate and dropped the charges two months later, partially because none of the families of the kids wanted their names involved and partially because he just didn't think it was a priority.
2012-08-04 03:01:43 PM  
1 vote:
This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.
2012-08-04 02:59:24 PM  
1 vote:
I believe we have a photo of the admin who still finds this meme funny

ah yes, here it is
2012-08-04 02:45:58 PM  
1 vote:
"He said he was of legal age, but he lied..." Um, you work at an elementary school.
2012-08-04 02:44:03 PM  
1 vote:
Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.
2012-08-04 02:41:46 PM  
1 vote:

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."
2012-08-04 02:39:09 PM  
1 vote:
If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.
2012-08-04 02:16:03 PM  
1 vote:
Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.
2012-08-04 02:13:11 PM  
1 vote:
No, they are teenaged boys. They just want something other than their own hands wrapped around their boners. They do not care what it is, which is demonstrated by your pic
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