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(Daily Mail)   Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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2012-08-04 03:37:15 PM  
Pussy's pretty much pussy. It's all teh crazy around it that makes the difference.
 
2012-08-04 03:42:42 PM  
Both the article and the headline are misleading. You cannot escape prison until you already are in prison and make an escape.
Escaping prison != dropped charges
Who the hell is in charge of the English language these days?
 
2012-08-04 03:48:07 PM  
rev. dave Both the article and the headline are misleading. You cannot escape prison until you already are in prison and make an escape.


You cannot escape death until you are dead and make an escape.
 
2012-08-04 03:48:12 PM  
Buffet:

Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!


Not four 11 year olds?


/ducking
 
2012-08-04 03:49:42 PM  

bmihura: I would recommend aluminum foil.


HAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, lawd... I jammed the hell out of the Funny button for that.

Kudos!
 
2012-08-04 03:52:52 PM  
Wait, elementary school? Unless Britain has a completely different age bracket for elementary students she's farking 12 year olds, 14 TOPS. I was out of elementary school at age 12. Although my high school was unique, grade 7-12. The seniors had full beards and looked like they stayed back a year or 10.

There was a story a while back on Fark about a 45 year old Norwich Ct. cop who was farking a girl from age 14-18 at her work place while he was on duty along with a 16 year old girl on the side. He got no jail time. I thought that was pretty bad. This story beats that by a c*** hair. That story bothered the hell out of me, now I will have to process this one. How do you get numb to this kind of vulgarity?
 
2012-08-04 03:56:25 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Wait, elementary school? Unless Britain has a completely different age bracket for elementary students she's farking 12 year olds, 14 TOPS. I was out of elementary school at age 12. Although my high school was unique, grade 7-12. The seniors had full beards and looked like they stayed back a year or 10.

There was a story a while back on Fark about a 45 year old Norwich Ct. cop who was farking a girl from age 14-18 at her work place while he was on duty along with a 16 year old girl on the side. He got no jail time. I thought that was pretty bad. This story beats that by a c*** hair. That story bothered the hell out of me, now I will have to process this one. How do you get numb to this kind of vulgarity?


She was teaching in an elementary school and farking in the high school.....
 
2012-08-04 04:03:48 PM  

shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?


Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.
 
2012-08-04 04:07:30 PM  
rushthatspeaks:

How do you get numb to this kind of vulgarity?

Orajel. It's cheaper than those "male delay sprays."
 
2012-08-04 04:15:58 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.


Depends on how much money you have
 
2012-08-04 04:21:50 PM  
Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-08-04 04:27:25 PM  

bhcompy: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Depends on how much money you have


Not enough, Ms. Gough would argue....
 
2012-08-04 04:33:00 PM  
Raised-up-on-that-cornbread trifecta in play.
 
2012-08-04 04:46:58 PM  
I live in the area. Her younger son just graduated high school last year. She was screwing her kids' classmates. Talk about farked up. Oh, and after she "quit" she worked checking IDs at a strip club.

/why does daily mail mean greenlit?
//submitted this story a month ago from the paper that broke the story..."according to the Hermiston Herald"
 
2012-08-04 04:51:00 PM  
One more comment...

"after a lengthy police investigation" isn't right. The police gathered evidence within a couple weeks and turned it over to the DA. The DA (who was fired last year for his own sex scandal) didn't prosecute, didn't investigate and dropped the charges two months later, partially because none of the families of the kids wanted their names involved and partially because he just didn't think it was a priority.
 
2012-08-04 04:54:56 PM  
I'd hit that like it was the Loch Ness monster.
 
2012-08-04 04:56:03 PM  
Just the other day I said I wasn't gonna be fooled by Fark's "HOT" descriptions anymore, yet here I am.

\knows how Charlie Brown feels about Lucy and the football.
 
2012-08-04 04:56:53 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
i109.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 05:12:17 PM  
img401.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-04 05:17:11 PM  
i35.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 05:22:15 PM  

alywa: [i35.photobucket.com image 306x430]


Beer goggles... nice...
 
2012-08-04 05:46:27 PM  
She finds male teenagers with low esteem and exploits them.

Imagine fornicating a couch. Imagine that couch is her. Yah, you got the picture.
 
2012-08-04 05:56:17 PM  
That photo needs a few more filters.
 
2012-08-04 06:04:08 PM  
Umm...isn't the important point some of the boys can keep their mouth shut about Teacher Sex Club?
 
2012-08-04 06:09:36 PM  

The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?

Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.


And you avoided the question. Ad hominem really only works if we are having an Argument/Debate. This is a discussion. And to have the view point to make the statement I quoted, I assume that you have to be wronged in some way.
 
2012-08-04 06:14:59 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Umm...isn't the important point some of the boys can keep their mouth shut about Teacher Sex Club?


Yes, it is, these guys will have free sex for life with her.
Even while they are living in moms basement.
 
2012-08-04 06:17:24 PM  

Gough: bhcompy: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Depends on how much money you have

Not enough, Ms. Gough would argue....


I think it's a forty year old for two twentys. Wife told me I wasn't wired for that anymore. (In my case would be two twenty-sixes so don't know the punchline anymore.)
 
2012-08-04 07:01:43 PM  
Still trying to get my head around the word "victims".
 
2012-08-04 07:15:16 PM  

Pista: Still trying to get my head around the word "victims".


www.crossman.us
These guys could have explained it to you.
 
2012-08-04 07:23:03 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.


Haven't you ever heard of Rohipnol and duct tape? (See I have a sense of humor too)
 
2012-08-04 07:24:44 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Buffet:

Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

Not four 11 year olds?


/ducking


It's comments like that, that make me seem sane. Thanks.
 
2012-08-04 07:30:40 PM  

wambu: Pussy's pretty much pussy. It's all teh crazy around it that makes the difference.


I could debate that point. They're actually as individual and unique as fingerprints, and range from fragrant, exotic masterpieces to grotesque genetic anomalies.
 
2012-08-04 07:41:08 PM  

Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Haven't you ever heard of Rohipnol and duct tape? (See I have a sense of humor too)


Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 
2012-08-04 07:55:32 PM  

Gough: Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Much more effective/legal: "Is your self-esteem low enough to have sex with me? On the first date? How about the last?"
 
2012-08-04 08:06:56 PM  

shtychkn: The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?

Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.

And you avoided the question. Ad hominem really only works if we are having an Argument/Debate. This is a discussion.


No it isn't.

And to have the view point to make the statement I quoted, I assume that you have to be wronged in some way.

Right, ad hominem: you're accusing me of basing my political views on my personal history.

In fact yours is as close to a textbook example as I can think of without finding any blipping textbooks to cut-&-paste from.
 
2012-08-04 08:23:52 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Gotta love the double standard...a man in the same position would have his life ruined. I must congratulate the women though, you managed to get equal rights for the good stuff (like pay rates) but still seem to get out of many less desirable things like heavy.hard work and prison sentences for sex crimes.


Exactly why feminism is a bad joke.
 
2012-08-04 08:41:50 PM  

The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?

Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.

And you avoided the question. Ad hominem really only works if we are having an Argument/Debate. This is a discussion.

No it isn't.

And to have the view point to make the statement I quoted, I assume that you have to be wronged in some way.

Right, ad hominem: you're accusing me of basing my political views on my personal history.

In fact yours is as close to a textbook example as I can think of without finding any blipping textbooks to cut-&-paste from.


Fine, call it Ad hominem. You win the Argument.

Now that the argument is over, do you mind explaining why you believe as you do about BSDM?
 
2012-08-04 09:01:49 PM  
Well greenlit, there's no actual complaint, a school she does not teach at, and a window into a possibly normal mind, about that -

It's all in her mind. A fantasy to boost her ego. Even if it isn't they are not *her* students anyway so it can't possibly benefit their grades, so no academic misconduct there ?
The whole story is a beat-up. Hence no charges.

In some states now an academic career = celibacy (Since just about everybody is a student somewhere).
 
2012-08-04 09:06:25 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Haven't you ever heard of Rohipnol and duct tape? (See I have a sense of humor too)

Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Excellent!
 
2012-08-04 09:35:31 PM  
Umatilla...I spent a week there one night!
 
2012-08-04 09:52:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.

I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.


"Narc" doesn't mean what you think it means.
 
2012-08-04 10:56:41 PM  
Approves:

i373.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 11:06:31 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Wait, elementary school? My school was not unique, and grade 7 had full beards and looked like they stayed back a year or 10.


Fixed it because you're obviously American, as well as an outright liar. In the US, kindergarteners often have full beards before they're released to the next level, if they're ever released at all.
 
2012-08-04 11:26:19 PM  

JesusJuice: This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.


Men and women are different - deal with it. Being penetrated requires more maturity compared to being the one doing the penetrating.
 
2012-08-04 11:28:08 PM  
Although in this case, that's probably too young. Overall my point still stands.
 
2012-08-04 11:33:15 PM  

Novart: JesusJuice: This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.

Men and women are different - deal with it. Being penetrated requires more maturity compared to being the one doing the penetrating.


And you are basing this on your experiences having done both?
 
2012-08-06 03:53:58 AM  

shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:


The One True TheDavid: I condemn BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

shtychkn: Do you mind explaining why you believe as you do about BSDM?

Because according to anarchist principles it's immoral and back-asswards: we should get away from power, not reinforce it by linking it with libido. The cause of all evil is not the love of money, it's the lust for domination over fellow human beings -- and the lust to be dominated that is instilled in us to make dominating us easier.

Anarchist morality requires basic equality and dignity; BDSM directly contradicts that.

And by "anarchism" I don't mean that "Do what thou wilt!" and "Chaos is good!" crap teenage boys use to excuse busting stuff up and mistreating fellow human beings. In case you haven't already read upon it, the Wikipedia article (link) is a good place to start.
 
2012-08-06 03:55:51 AM  
Harry_Seldon:

Umm...isn't the important point some of the boys can keep their mouth shut about Teacher Sex Club?

This.
 
2012-08-06 03:58:48 AM  

Buffet: The One True TheDavid: Buffet:

Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

Not four 11 year olds?


/ducking

It's comments like that, that make me seem sane. Thanks.


Or, closer to my intent, it's replies like that that make me feel my sense of humor is so brilliant most folks don't get it. Not all comedy requires a laugh track.
 
2012-08-06 04:03:46 AM  
Novart:

Men and women are different - deal with it. Being penetrated requires more maturity compared to being the one doing the penetrating.

You've got to be kidding: by that standard half the 40 year old women I know would be jailbait. Maturity? In the USA? As rare as hen's teeth.

And you're forgetting homos, by the way.
 
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