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(Daily Mail)   Hot 44-year-old English teacher escapes prison despite boasting about sex with students: 'I just can't help wanting these hot young boys...and they want me' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-08-04 02:13:11 PM  
No, they are teenaged boys. They just want something other than their own hands wrapped around their boners. They do not care what it is, which is demonstrated by your pic
 
2012-08-04 02:16:03 PM  
Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.
 
2012-08-04 02:28:40 PM  
Samantha Brick's sister?
 
2012-08-04 02:35:04 PM  
I see my comment that teenage boys would fark anything with a pulse is unnecessary.
 
2012-08-04 02:36:49 PM  
I thought we put this guy away...

www.threedonia.com
 
2012-08-04 02:37:25 PM  
Looks like subby is a chubby chaser.
 
2012-08-04 02:39:09 PM  
If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.
 
2012-08-04 02:41:46 PM  
img6.imageshack.us

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."
 
mjg
2012-08-04 02:42:03 PM  
She looks fuzzy.
 
2012-08-04 02:44:03 PM  
Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:14 PM  
Yeah yeah....where's the video?!

/i know...im going to hell.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:36 PM  
What was more disturbing was the article at the bottom about how china trains its athletes.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:42 PM  

Ashtrey: Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.


Hey, if your Elementary School teacher had been putting out, wouldn't you have flunked a few times to keep getting some steady pussy?
 
2012-08-04 02:45:54 PM  

Snarfangel: If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.


2 is debatable depending on the age of the kid and his options, mainly because anything is better than your hand.
 
2012-08-04 02:45:58 PM  
"He said he was of legal age, but he lied..." Um, you work at an elementary school.
 
2012-08-04 02:47:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.


In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.
 
2012-08-04 02:47:27 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Meh.
 
2012-08-04 02:48:23 PM  
Here's a shot of her from the waist up next to the head shot of her from the news article:

i.huffpost.com

The answer is still no.
 
2012-08-04 02:48:59 PM  
But how are the tits?
 
2012-08-04 02:49:19 PM  
the pixelated soft focus still doesn't help her
 
2012-08-04 02:49:26 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.


I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.
 
2012-08-04 02:52:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.


If you're a teenage boy with a hittable teacher on you why go to all that trouble and expense?

Use the money to buy the old teach something nice, kwame

/I hear car window tinting is cheaper than ever, a little privacy always classes things up
 
2012-08-04 02:54:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, if your Elementary School teacher had been putting out, wouldn't you have flunked a few times to keep getting some steady pussy?


Hmmm... maybe that could be turned around. Keep a 4.0 average and you get to fark one of the horny middle age teachers. OTOH, it might lead to teachers failing all the geeks and passing all the jocks. Ok, nevermind.
 
2012-08-04 02:58:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.

I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.


Yup, that's why I'm here.

So, anyone want to talk about any crimes they committed? Completely off the record of course.
 
2012-08-04 02:59:02 PM  

mjg: fuzzy


Maybe she's the Loch Ness Monster.
 
2012-08-04 02:59:24 PM  
I believe we have a photo of the admin who still finds this meme funny

ah yes, here it is

fim.413chan.net
 
2012-08-04 03:01:23 PM  
No wonder those boys are trying to bang her. She's out of focus, the blurriness conceals her overall unattractiveness.
i did a little better when i was 14-15. Woman was 21 and cuter than that teacher.
i learned early that alcohol would be my best wingman.

/Forever.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:30 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: mjg: fuzzy

Maybe she's the Loch Ness Monster.


Or Bigfoot or a UFO.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:35 PM  
Hi everyone, 14 y/o f here into Justin Bieber and blumpkin, lets chat, strictly off the record of course.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:36 PM  

LeGnome: "He said he was of legal age, but he lied..." Um, you work at an elementary school.


Some of those exchange students look older than they really are, you know.
 
2012-08-04 03:01:43 PM  
This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.
 
2012-08-04 03:06:43 PM  
Snarfangel:

If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.


Items 1 and 3 are unfair. When there's no conduct that would be abusive if both parties were of legal age, no pregnancy and no STD/HIV transmission, it's not that big a deal: I don't see any inherent harm in performing oral sex on a 14 year old, regardless of the sexes involved.

If the student is in the teacher's class or in his/her power that is inherently not okay; mixing sex with power is so offensive that I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

But otherwise, whatever: a head job is a head job.

As for #2, well, that I'll let stand. I'm too ugly for me to do me, and one must be consistent.
 
2012-08-04 03:09:31 PM  
Ashtrey:

Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.

I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.
 
2012-08-04 03:11:56 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Ashtrey:

Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.

I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.


That must have been a frustrating year.
 
2012-08-04 03:12:24 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I started jerking off when I was 9 1/2 and ejaculating within a year.


Man I bet your arm was tired.
 
2012-08-04 03:13:00 PM  
Oh jeez, miss diminutive!
 
2012-08-04 03:13:20 PM  
steamingpile:

Snarfangel: If you want to have sex with students and get away with it, just remember these three simple rules:

1. Be a woman.
2. Be reasonably attractive.
3. Don't be a man.

2 is debatable depending on the age of the kid and his options, mainly because anything is better than your hand.


If that were true then I should be getting something.

Or maybe it's just that my standards are too high to settle for the other uglies who would settle for me.

Of course if we're bringing age into it, I'd rather not do anything with anybody too young to buy me a beer -- or too poor to do it either. Being an old broke drunk is MY job.
 
2012-08-04 03:14:27 PM  
DO NOT WANT!

cliff.hostkansas.com
 
2012-08-04 03:16:25 PM  

Ashtrey: Elementary school teacher? Isn't that ages 6-12? She must be farking some dumb kids if they are teens and still her students.


TFA didn't say that they were her students, or even that they were students at her school. They could have been students at any number of the fine secondary schools that dot the Umatilla metro area.

/Been there too many times, but it's the closest place to buy Everclear....
 
2012-08-04 03:17:23 PM  
Fark should have a filter similar to the "boobies" that scans headlines for the words "hot" and "British" or "English" and tags them more appropriately.

/Can haz eyebleach tag?
 
2012-08-04 03:21:30 PM  
Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!
 
2012-08-04 03:22:12 PM  
http://www.keprtv.com/news/local/She-Cant-help-wanting-these-hot-young -boys-164681916.html

i.imgur.com

This high school is 1 - 2 miles from her elementary school.

This woman should be thrown in jail.
 
2012-08-04 03:26:57 PM  
Gotta love the double standard...a man in the same position would have his life ruined. I must congratulate the women though, you managed to get equal rights for the good stuff (like pay rates) but still seem to get out of many less desirable things like heavy.hard work and prison sentences for sex crimes.
 
2012-08-04 03:30:17 PM  

Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!


I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....
 
2012-08-04 03:31:21 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img6.imageshack.us image 306x430]

"I wrapped the camera with Saran Wrap before taking this picture. I don't think anyone will complain."


I would recommend aluminum foil.
 
2012-08-04 03:31:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.


You haven't done this, have you?

Have you?
 
2012-08-04 03:32:25 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....


LMAO. They're everywhere!
 
2012-08-04 03:34:02 PM  
miss diminutive: So, anyone want to talk about any crimes they committed? Completely off the record of course.

Oh, this is that kind of chatroom?

(coughs discretely into fist, pulls up sweatpants)
 
2012-08-04 03:35:11 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.


So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?
 
2012-08-04 03:35:45 PM  

Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!


Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.
 
2012-08-04 03:37:15 PM  
Pussy's pretty much pussy. It's all teh crazy around it that makes the difference.
 
2012-08-04 03:42:42 PM  
Both the article and the headline are misleading. You cannot escape prison until you already are in prison and make an escape.
Escaping prison != dropped charges
Who the hell is in charge of the English language these days?
 
2012-08-04 03:48:07 PM  
rev. dave Both the article and the headline are misleading. You cannot escape prison until you already are in prison and make an escape.


You cannot escape death until you are dead and make an escape.
 
2012-08-04 03:48:12 PM  
Buffet:

Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!


Not four 11 year olds?


/ducking
 
2012-08-04 03:49:42 PM  

bmihura: I would recommend aluminum foil.


HAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, lawd... I jammed the hell out of the Funny button for that.

Kudos!
 
2012-08-04 03:52:52 PM  
Wait, elementary school? Unless Britain has a completely different age bracket for elementary students she's farking 12 year olds, 14 TOPS. I was out of elementary school at age 12. Although my high school was unique, grade 7-12. The seniors had full beards and looked like they stayed back a year or 10.

There was a story a while back on Fark about a 45 year old Norwich Ct. cop who was farking a girl from age 14-18 at her work place while he was on duty along with a 16 year old girl on the side. He got no jail time. I thought that was pretty bad. This story beats that by a c*** hair. That story bothered the hell out of me, now I will have to process this one. How do you get numb to this kind of vulgarity?
 
2012-08-04 03:56:25 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Wait, elementary school? Unless Britain has a completely different age bracket for elementary students she's farking 12 year olds, 14 TOPS. I was out of elementary school at age 12. Although my high school was unique, grade 7-12. The seniors had full beards and looked like they stayed back a year or 10.

There was a story a while back on Fark about a 45 year old Norwich Ct. cop who was farking a girl from age 14-18 at her work place while he was on duty along with a 16 year old girl on the side. He got no jail time. I thought that was pretty bad. This story beats that by a c*** hair. That story bothered the hell out of me, now I will have to process this one. How do you get numb to this kind of vulgarity?


She was teaching in an elementary school and farking in the high school.....
 
2012-08-04 04:03:48 PM  

shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?


Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.
 
2012-08-04 04:07:30 PM  
rushthatspeaks:

How do you get numb to this kind of vulgarity?

Orajel. It's cheaper than those "male delay sprays."
 
2012-08-04 04:15:58 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.


Depends on how much money you have
 
2012-08-04 04:21:50 PM  
Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-08-04 04:27:25 PM  

bhcompy: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Depends on how much money you have


Not enough, Ms. Gough would argue....
 
2012-08-04 04:33:00 PM  
Raised-up-on-that-cornbread trifecta in play.
 
2012-08-04 04:46:58 PM  
I live in the area. Her younger son just graduated high school last year. She was screwing her kids' classmates. Talk about farked up. Oh, and after she "quit" she worked checking IDs at a strip club.

/why does daily mail mean greenlit?
//submitted this story a month ago from the paper that broke the story..."according to the Hermiston Herald"
 
2012-08-04 04:51:00 PM  
One more comment...

"after a lengthy police investigation" isn't right. The police gathered evidence within a couple weeks and turned it over to the DA. The DA (who was fired last year for his own sex scandal) didn't prosecute, didn't investigate and dropped the charges two months later, partially because none of the families of the kids wanted their names involved and partially because he just didn't think it was a priority.
 
2012-08-04 04:54:56 PM  
I'd hit that like it was the Loch Ness monster.
 
2012-08-04 04:56:03 PM  
Just the other day I said I wasn't gonna be fooled by Fark's "HOT" descriptions anymore, yet here I am.

\knows how Charlie Brown feels about Lucy and the football.
 
2012-08-04 04:56:53 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
i109.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 05:12:17 PM  
img401.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-04 05:17:11 PM  
i35.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 05:22:15 PM  

alywa: [i35.photobucket.com image 306x430]


Beer goggles... nice...
 
2012-08-04 05:46:27 PM  
She finds male teenagers with low esteem and exploits them.

Imagine fornicating a couch. Imagine that couch is her. Yah, you got the picture.
 
2012-08-04 05:56:17 PM  
That photo needs a few more filters.
 
2012-08-04 06:04:08 PM  
Umm...isn't the important point some of the boys can keep their mouth shut about Teacher Sex Club?
 
2012-08-04 06:09:36 PM  

The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?

Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.


And you avoided the question. Ad hominem really only works if we are having an Argument/Debate. This is a discussion. And to have the view point to make the statement I quoted, I assume that you have to be wronged in some way.
 
2012-08-04 06:14:59 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Umm...isn't the important point some of the boys can keep their mouth shut about Teacher Sex Club?


Yes, it is, these guys will have free sex for life with her.
Even while they are living in moms basement.
 
2012-08-04 06:17:24 PM  

Gough: bhcompy: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Depends on how much money you have

Not enough, Ms. Gough would argue....


I think it's a forty year old for two twentys. Wife told me I wasn't wired for that anymore. (In my case would be two twenty-sixes so don't know the punchline anymore.)
 
2012-08-04 07:01:43 PM  
Still trying to get my head around the word "victims".
 
2012-08-04 07:15:16 PM  

Pista: Still trying to get my head around the word "victims".


www.crossman.us
These guys could have explained it to you.
 
2012-08-04 07:23:03 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.


Haven't you ever heard of Rohipnol and duct tape? (See I have a sense of humor too)
 
2012-08-04 07:24:44 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Buffet:

Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

Not four 11 year olds?


/ducking


It's comments like that, that make me seem sane. Thanks.
 
2012-08-04 07:30:40 PM  

wambu: Pussy's pretty much pussy. It's all teh crazy around it that makes the difference.


I could debate that point. They're actually as individual and unique as fingerprints, and range from fragrant, exotic masterpieces to grotesque genetic anomalies.
 
2012-08-04 07:41:08 PM  

Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Haven't you ever heard of Rohipnol and duct tape? (See I have a sense of humor too)


Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 
2012-08-04 07:55:32 PM  

Gough: Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Much more effective/legal: "Is your self-esteem low enough to have sex with me? On the first date? How about the last?"
 
2012-08-04 08:06:56 PM  

shtychkn: The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?

Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.

And you avoided the question. Ad hominem really only works if we are having an Argument/Debate. This is a discussion.


No it isn't.

And to have the view point to make the statement I quoted, I assume that you have to be wronged in some way.

Right, ad hominem: you're accusing me of basing my political views on my personal history.

In fact yours is as close to a textbook example as I can think of without finding any blipping textbooks to cut-&-paste from.
 
2012-08-04 08:23:52 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Gotta love the double standard...a man in the same position would have his life ruined. I must congratulate the women though, you managed to get equal rights for the good stuff (like pay rates) but still seem to get out of many less desirable things like heavy.hard work and prison sentences for sex crimes.


Exactly why feminism is a bad joke.
 
2012-08-04 08:41:50 PM  

The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid: shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:

I condemn consensual BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

So.. mind telling us how you were wronged?

Thank you for that wonderful example of ad hominem.

And you avoided the question. Ad hominem really only works if we are having an Argument/Debate. This is a discussion.

No it isn't.

And to have the view point to make the statement I quoted, I assume that you have to be wronged in some way.

Right, ad hominem: you're accusing me of basing my political views on my personal history.

In fact yours is as close to a textbook example as I can think of without finding any blipping textbooks to cut-&-paste from.


Fine, call it Ad hominem. You win the Argument.

Now that the argument is over, do you mind explaining why you believe as you do about BSDM?
 
2012-08-04 09:01:49 PM  
Well greenlit, there's no actual complaint, a school she does not teach at, and a window into a possibly normal mind, about that -

It's all in her mind. A fantasy to boost her ego. Even if it isn't they are not *her* students anyway so it can't possibly benefit their grades, so no academic misconduct there ?
The whole story is a beat-up. Hence no charges.

In some states now an academic career = celibacy (Since just about everybody is a student somewhere).
 
2012-08-04 09:06:25 PM  

Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Gough: Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

I made a similar comment to Ms. Gough two years ago, but she just laughed at the idea of me trying to find three 21-year olds....

LMAO. They're everywhere!

Sorry, my list of qualifications was incomplete: three willing 21-year olds.

Haven't you ever heard of Rohipnol and duct tape? (See I have a sense of humor too)

Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Excellent!
 
2012-08-04 09:35:31 PM  
Umatilla...I spent a week there one night!
 
2012-08-04 09:52:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ExperianScaresCthulhu: FirstNationalBastard: Honey, Teenage boys will fark anything. You could be a potato sack with a hole cut in it, a fleshlight stuffed in the hole, and some lipstick around the opening of the fleshlight, and they would fark that as quickly as they would fark you.

So don't flatter yourself.

In other words, it's like being the only chick in a chat room.

I thought all the "chicks" in chatrooms were really 40-year-old guys pretending to be 13-year-old girls so they can Narc on you.


"Narc" doesn't mean what you think it means.
 
2012-08-04 10:56:41 PM  
Approves:

i373.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-04 11:06:31 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Wait, elementary school? My school was not unique, and grade 7 had full beards and looked like they stayed back a year or 10.


Fixed it because you're obviously American, as well as an outright liar. In the US, kindergarteners often have full beards before they're released to the next level, if they're ever released at all.
 
2012-08-04 11:26:19 PM  

JesusJuice: This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.


Men and women are different - deal with it. Being penetrated requires more maturity compared to being the one doing the penetrating.
 
2012-08-04 11:28:08 PM  
Although in this case, that's probably too young. Overall my point still stands.
 
2012-08-04 11:33:15 PM  

Novart: JesusJuice: This double standard bullsgit is why if I am ever on a jury for a case where a man had consensual sex with an underage girl, I will nullify.

Men and women are different - deal with it. Being penetrated requires more maturity compared to being the one doing the penetrating.


And you are basing this on your experiences having done both?
 
2012-08-06 03:53:58 AM  

shtychkn: The One True TheDavid:


The One True TheDavid: I condemn BDSM between otherwise mentally competent and sober adults.

shtychkn: Do you mind explaining why you believe as you do about BSDM?

Because according to anarchist principles it's immoral and back-asswards: we should get away from power, not reinforce it by linking it with libido. The cause of all evil is not the love of money, it's the lust for domination over fellow human beings -- and the lust to be dominated that is instilled in us to make dominating us easier.

Anarchist morality requires basic equality and dignity; BDSM directly contradicts that.

And by "anarchism" I don't mean that "Do what thou wilt!" and "Chaos is good!" crap teenage boys use to excuse busting stuff up and mistreating fellow human beings. In case you haven't already read upon it, the Wikipedia article (link) is a good place to start.
 
2012-08-06 03:55:51 AM  
Harry_Seldon:

Umm...isn't the important point some of the boys can keep their mouth shut about Teacher Sex Club?

This.
 
2012-08-06 03:58:48 AM  

Buffet: The One True TheDavid: Buffet:

Q. Whaddaya do with a 44 yr. old chic?
A. Trade her in on two 22 yr. olds!

Not four 11 year olds?


/ducking

It's comments like that, that make me seem sane. Thanks.


Or, closer to my intent, it's replies like that that make me feel my sense of humor is so brilliant most folks don't get it. Not all comedy requires a laugh track.
 
2012-08-06 04:03:46 AM  
Novart:

Men and women are different - deal with it. Being penetrated requires more maturity compared to being the one doing the penetrating.

You've got to be kidding: by that standard half the 40 year old women I know would be jailbait. Maturity? In the USA? As rare as hen's teeth.

And you're forgetting homos, by the way.
 
2012-08-06 04:07:17 AM  

wambu: Gough:

Or, what I have heard as the world's worst pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Much more effective/legal: "Is your self-esteem low enough to have sex with me? On the first date? How about the last?"


For me it would be more like "Is your self-esteem low enough to have sex with me for money? While blindfolded, in the dark, through a glory hole? Please please please??? I promise I won't tell anybody!"
 
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